Siheyuan: Promoted to engineer, torturing and weeping animals

Zhang Yi said lightly.

Jia Zhang shouted: "You are talking nonsense! I am clean!"

"So when was the last time you took a shower?"

Zhang Yi asked back.

Jia Zhang's eyes were a little erratic, "Not long ago, I just washed it seven or eight days ago."

There was a burst of laughter all around.

The weather in the north is cold, and it is not possible to take a bath at home, so I usually go to the bathhouse to take a bath.

But going to the bathhouse will definitely cost money, so most people don't take a bath every day.

But Jia Zhang is like this, shyly saying that he just took a bath seven or eight days ago, there are really not many.

After all, courtyard houses are not slums, and everyone is not so poor.

Zhang Yi also smiled and said, "Seven or eight days ago? Why didn't you say you washed it last year?"

There was a burst of happy laughter in the yard.

Jia Zhang panicked with anger and embarrassment, and said roguely, "I don't care! I'm clean even if I don't take a bath."

She stood there, as if she had to go in and experience Simmons today.

Zhang Yi didn't talk nonsense, and said directly to the neighbors: "If she is stuck here today, then everyone should stop going in. Anyway, I don't care."

As soon as the words came out, the neighbors were immediately anxious.

"What are you doing, Mrs. Jia Zhang? Don't delay everyone here!"

"Get out of the way!"

Everyone accused Jia Zhang angrily.

Although Jia Zhang was arrogant, he didn't dare to confront so many neighbors, so he left angrily.

Zhang Yi pointed to Xu Damao who was in the crowd again: "Xu Damao, do I have to scold you? Be conscious and play!"

Xu Damao snorted coldly: "What's so great, who cares!"

Even so, there was an expression of disappointment in his eyes that couldn't be concealed.

After speaking, he walked out of the team with a displeased face.

The neighbors went in one by one, looking at the Simmons mattress that Zhang Yi bought like a pilgrimage.

The third uncle watched from the side, not letting the neighbors touch it, so as not to leave stains on it.

After every neighbor came here, they looked at it carefully, and then they sat down bravely.

Immediately, their eyes were full of surprise, as if Grandma Liu had entered the Grand View Garden!

"What a soft mattress! Is it all cotton? It's so elastic, it's amazing!"

Especially after the daughters-in-law of several families sat on it, they all expressed such emotion: If only I had married Zhang Yi back then.

Who wouldn't want to sleep on this cloud-like mattress every night?

Thinking about the hard bed at home, they were filled with regrets.

After experiencing Zhang Yi's Simmons, it is really not clear whether it is a good thing for them.

Zhang Yi showed them what a more elegant and comfortable life looks like, but after leaving this room, they never had the chance to experience it again.

When it was Qin Huairu's turn, she carefully put her fat buttocks on it.

The soft touch and elasticity made her lose her balance and fell on the bed.

But after lying down, Qin Huairu wanted to get up quickly, but was instantly fascinated by the comfortable feeling.

"I will definitely marry Zhang Yi in the future! Then I can lie on this bed and sleep. If I can be with Zhang Yi on this bed...it must be very happy!"

She covered her face shyly and thought.

Seeing this, the third master hurriedly asked her to get up: "Qin Huairu, who told you to lie down! Get up quickly, don't break such a precious mattress."

Qin Huairu stood up reluctantly, looked back at Simmons, and at the beautiful and exquisite furniture in Zhang Yi's house, and firmly believed in marrying Zhang Yi.

Soon, most of the neighbors in the courtyard, except Jia's family, the second uncle's family, and Xu Damao, experienced Simmons's taste.

They were sitting in the yard with fascinated expressions on their faces, as if they had been possessed by a demon.

"Simmons is really comfortable! If I can sleep for one night, this life will be worth it!"

"Hey, there is no hope in this life. I can't afford 200 yuan for a mattress!"

Others said to their sons: "Zhuang Zhuang, you must work hard in the future, so that we can sleep with Simmons one day!"

The children were ignorant, but they listened to the adults and regarded it as their lifelong goal to sleep on the same mattress as Zhang Yi in the future.

But it's a pity that even these children in the yard now, most of them wait until they are old to sleep with Simmons.

Chapter 159 The Independent Bathroom Shocks the Neighbors

The big guys are very envious of Simmons of Zhang Yi's family, and they regard it as a standard to measure whether a family is rich or not.

Later, there was a saying in the alley: Their family is a Simmons, so how can they have no money?

He Yuzhu looked at them from the sidelines, while chatting with Third Master and Yan Jiecheng brothers.

Suddenly, the urge to urinate came up, and he said to the three of them, "You guys talk first, I'll go to the toilet."

Yan Jiecheng hurriedly smiled and said, "Brother, hurry up!"

After Zhang Yi finished speaking, he turned around and went into the house.

Yan Jiefang laughed and said, "It seems that he went into the house to get the toilet paper."

But after a while, Zhang Yi came out, sat down next to several people again, and chatted with them.

Yan Jiecheng was puzzled: "Brother Zhang, don't you want to go to the toilet? Why don't you go?"

Zhang Yi smiled lightly: "I've already been there!"

"what???"

The three brothers were a little surprised after hearing this sentence.

"Good guy, bro, are you going to the bathroom in the house in broad daylight? It's not necessary!"

Zhang Yi suddenly laughed, they probably thought they solved it with a spittoon in the house.

He said lightly: "There is a bathroom in my house."

"Restroom? A place to wash your hands, right? What does that have to do with you going to the toilet?"

Yan Jiekuang was a little puzzled by Monk Zhang Er.

Zhang Yi was a little speechless.

"The toilet is the toilet. There is a separate toilet in my house, now you understand?"

It was the first time the three brothers heard that there was such a saying, and they shouted in surprise: "What? Can the toilet be inside the house? Brother Zhang, we don't study much, so don't lie to us!"

The other neighbors also heard the shouts of the three brothers, and surrounded them curiously.

"What's the matter, the toilet is still in the house?"

"Hey, Zhang Yi, you are a bit unhygienic. Although your house is big, it smells so bad to shit and pee every day in the house!"

The neighbors shook their heads in disgust.

Zhang Yi was completely speechless, because in the concept of these neighbors, they didn't understand what an independent toilet was, and they hadn't even seen a modern toilet.

However, in order to avoid being misunderstood by them as being unhygienic, Zhang Yi said, "Forget it, I'll bring you over to have a look! It will save you from chewing your tongue in the future."

The big guy just finished visiting Simmons in Zhang Yi's house, and at this time he heard that he had built a separate bathroom, and he was curious, so they all followed him.

Zhang Yi led them to the door of the bathroom, opened the door, and then showed them a simple but not crude bathroom.

Sink, toilet, shower are all available.

It was the first time for the big guy to see this kind of independent bathroom, and his eyes were full of surprise.

"This...how do you go to the toilet in this place? There's not even a pit!"

Yan Jiefang said with a confused face.

The third master coughed, pointed at the white toilet with a confident look and said, "Didn't you see there is a hole there? Just step on it."

The old man frowned and said, "But the pit cover is too high. It would be dangerous if it fell! And the latrine is too small. It's just such a small hole, won't it fill up soon?"

The big guy is also chattering, not sure what the toilet is for.

Zhang Yi gave a helpless wry smile. He walked over and showed the big guy how to use the toilet.

"Sitting on it, after squatting in the pit, you can see that as long as you press the button here, the water will automatically wash down the dirty things. It is connected to the sewer, so it is clean and there will be no smell."

"Whoa-"

After the sound of water flowing, it immediately took everything away.

The neighbors in the whole courtyard were all dumbfounded!

When they saw this toilet, they were more shocked than seeing the Simmons mattress!

At least, the mattress is still within their understanding, but when have they seen such a powerful toilet?

"This is so convenient! Then you don't need to go to the public toilet to go to the toilet."

"And the water goes away as soon as it is flushed, and there is no smell. It's so good!"

Especially those young daughter-in-laws and girls in the yard, such as Yu Haitang, Qin Huairu, Yan Jiedi, etc., their eyes were shining, full of longing!

They also want to come to Zhang Yi's house to go to the bathroom!

The public toilets outside are full of flies and mosquitoes in summer, which stinks to the sky; in winter, I can't feel my buttocks being frozen.

Spring and autumn are short in Beijing, and summer and winter are long, so going to the toilet is a kind of torment for them.

Especially at night, it is even more inconvenient.

To use the toilet, I have to go out and run all the way to the public toilet.