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"Finally woke up? Lord Lu Li?"

A lemony voice sounded from the opposite side.

Without listening to the sound, just by feeling the smell of the lemon, Lu Li could guess that the person on the opposite side was the leader of the [-]-[-] team who had fought with Miss Orca all afternoon and was then knocked down with a stick.

"Long time no see, Rita, I've heard rumors about me recently, what do you think?"

The boy turned his head and saw a beautiful girl who was wearing a clean gown and was smiling, but not smiling at all.

"Ahhh, you are not afraid of shadows. With the character of the vice-captain, you still have to worry about gossip? Or, the image collapsed?"

Yes.

You are a fucking ruin.

Ruins where the foundations have been smashed.

Today's Captain Lemon Spirit is still a great Onmyoji.

For this kind of big onmyoji.

Lu Li has always been good at dealing with them.

For example, first a charm.

Then, hug her.

Let her feel the warmth of the fire of origin.

Then--

Kick into the river.

The boy smiled and stretched out his hand, and the king soul of the flame began to dance.

At that scene, the corners of the eyes of the girl who had experienced a certain feeling instinctively twitched.

She suddenly remembered what the cat girl who sold small gifts at the door had said about someone.

"A Li, he is a complete egalitarian."

"In short, if he gets angry, he will hit a man, and a woman will also hit him, but it will be a violent beating without leaving any room."

"Well, his persuasion is 'Men are wild animals, and among wild animals, fists are truth, and victory is justice', 'Since a weak woman on the other side still challenges me even though she knows the enemy's disadvantage, then, I have to respect her will and do my best'."

Good guy.

The next step is to grab, charm, and then throw an ice attribute throw!

Almost instantly, Miss Rita had already imagined what would happen next.

"I'm here to change your clothes."

In a hurry, the girl held up the clothes that the goose had prepared for someone.

Lu Li was stunned.

Only then did he realize that he was wearing big pants.

My original clothes...

Lu Li looked to the side with a dull expression.

Why, twisted like that.

It was as if it had been crazily rubbed by some kind of large beast for a long time, and it turned into tatters directly.

"The maid in your house... seems to think of you as a very big cat."

The girl told the reason why the clothes were torn.

Killer whales are addicted to masturbation.

Lu Li covered his face.

He suddenly wanted to kick this idiot back to the Ark World.

However, considering that the God of Hai Si is still inside this guy, it's really hard for him to kick him off.

after all--

This guy is the heir to the pre-Ark civilization.

As for the doctor...

The hanged man now only wants not to be hanged on the tree by his compatriots.

"This dress...is prepared for you by Lord Youlandell, you can wear it yourself."

Almost instantly.

The scent of roses in the air has turned into the smell of lemons.

Youlandelle is a girl who is so serious that she can almost only be described as dumb.

Since there is a fiance.

Then, when customizing clothes for myself, I will naturally prepare one for him.

Not out of love.

Just feel that if you attend special occasions in the future, you need to maintain consistency.

However, this is something that a certain [-]-[-] captain has never experienced in his life.

pain.

sad.

Youlandelle, why are you doing this.

Lu Li looked at a certain [-]-[-] captain, and felt that there seemed to be a skill bar on this guy.

Passive. Destiny is decided

Q. Ruined King Sword

W. A Thousand Years of Pharynx

E. The scorched earth

R. Pain through the sky

This guy, entering the simulator, will he get the template of the Ruined King?

Lu Li suddenly had such an idea.

But, after thinking about it, how much free time do I have to think about taking this copper-smelting perverted lesbian to travel to another world.

It's better to take Dull Goose and Qiyana with you.

Let them recognize each other.

At the very least, this kind of simulation can make Kiyana, who insists that she is a married woman, tell herself to go away, to experience what family law and family rules are. When she comes back, she can still see Siegfried being violently beaten miserable.

——You are numb, if you don't know how to write a marriage contract, you don't have to write it. What does it mean for sisters to compete for a man?

So, who should you travel to next?

The boy stretched.

The gauze love song and Alicia of the party group?

Mebius and Wei Wei from the scientific research team?

Or take the cat and go to be Robin Hood?

or...

Check Huihui and Yoyo's research results?

After Gun Yong appeared.

In Lu Li's life, there were no more bad girls, sick girls, and villainous girls, only good children and good sisters.

Everything flies off.

The only problem is that it hurts occasionally.

Because, I owe them enough company.

but--

After discovering that simulation can be used as infinite time, it seems that the world has become brighter.

That expression made Rita on the side look even more disgusted.

This guy.

Why can such a guy be the fiancé of Lord Youlandell...

...First of all, I state that I am not jealous.

It is an undeniable fact that Lu has a dissolute nature and touched the buttocks of the Valkyries all over the world.

The subordinate team is full of beautiful girls, and it seems that they are subordinates with the help of privileges and unspoken rules.

In addition, his people have close and outrageous connections with the high-level personnel of the World Snake, and also have close connections with a secret organization called the Fire Moth.

In fact, they are sex slaves of three families.

Whether in terms of personal character or loyalty to the organization...

This collapsed house with only ruins left is completely unworthy of Master Youlandell! !

But, sorry.

Although Youlandal had the idea of ​​canceling the engagement, that idea has not been implemented yet.

before implementation.

She will still treat Lu Li according to the etiquette she treats her fiancé.

So, if the dog man in front of him invites Lord Youlandell to drink tea, listen to an opera, or play the piano together, or come to a martial arts competition...

She will not refuse.

A thought here.