In the pupils of Miss Sarah, the waiter of the deer hunter, Kaiya saw Su Han who was approaching him sneakily.
But he pretended to be ignorant and continued to chat with Sarah.
"Surprise! My best friend Kaya!"
The speed of the two shots was extremely fast, and they were indistinguishable. They put the black silk and the white silk on each other's heads almost at the same time.
Noelle: "..."
Xiao Gong looked at Noelle puzzled: "Miss Noelle, is this the way good friends in Mond City greet each other?"
Noelle was a little overwhelmed: "Eh? Sorry, I've lived in Mond City for so long, and this is the first time I've seen such a novel way of greeting."
"Maybe it's because my thinking is outdated and I can't keep up with the trend?"
Su Han kept struggling, and reprimanded righteously: "Kaya, how can you be so insidious?"
"We are also close friends after all. Do you think it's appropriate to put white silk on my head without saying hello?"
Kaiya smiled bluntly: "Hehe, you still have the nerve to talk about me? Didn't you put black silk on my head first?"
Su Han didn't blush and his heart didn't beat, he said straightforwardly: "I have greeted you beforehand, which shows how abundant my martial arts are."
Seeing that there was no point in continuing the stalemate, the two tacitly loosened the stockings on each other's heads.
Kaiya smiled coldly: "Su Han, as your best friend, I definitely care about you more than anyone else."
"Some time ago there was news that you were critically ill from Liyue, do you know what I thought at that time?"
"My grief is really beyond words, but when I went to Liyue to visit you, how did you treat me?"
Su Han glanced at Kaiya, Kaya is never serious, so he can't be moved by his words.
Kaiya continued: "If you are dead, the white silk in my hand will no longer be useful."
"What's more, I was deprived of a month's salary by Captain Qin for instigating Keli to fry fish in Xingluo Lake a while ago, and I was very tight."
"You're going to die, and I have to post a lot of money, so don't I have to drink the northwest wind?"
Su Han seriously suggested: "Northwest wind is not common. Instead of drinking northwest wind, I suggest that you drink the wind pressure sword from Captain Qin. It will definitely be enough."
"The staple food can also be paired with the delicious dishes made by the hall master - [Youyou Grand March]."
Kaiya was startled: "Hey, you wish that my death would not be painful enough."
"Is the dish Master Hu made really for people to eat? I'm afraid that after I eat it, the incinerator won't be able to burn my body."
Su Han chuckled: "Be bold, even the ever-burning fire of the Flame Witch won't be able to burn."
Kaia: "..."
At this time, Xiao Gong and Noelle walked up to Su Han one after another, which made Kaiya make a nasal sound of doubt.
Noelle greeted respectfully: "Senior Kaiya, we meet again."
Kaiya nodded slightly, showing malicious eyes: "Su Han, Miss Noelle is very popular in Mond."
"If you have any thoughts about my junior, you might as well help her deal with those annoying guys first."
Noelle was confused: "Thoughts? What can Mr. Su Han think about me? Who is the guy who is pestering people?"
Su Han explained: "Don't get me wrong, I just met Noelle today."
"By the way, let me introduce you, this lady is from Nagano Yuanxiao Palace, who is from Inazuma, and is also my fiancée."
"Xiao Gong, this is Mond's cavalry captain Kaiya, and also my close friend."
Xiaogong smiled brightly and greeted politely: "Hello, Senior Kaiya."
Kaiya sighed intentionally: "The poor knight of honor was played by Su Han in the palm of his hand, and he played around like this."
"As for our scouting knights and spray knights, they are still kept in the dark, should I inform them?"
Su Han smiled playfully: "Kaya, when Ying and I get married, I will send you an invitation."
"It's the same with Xiaogong and the others in the future. Others may not have invitations, but your invitations are absolutely indispensable. Wait for the money to be handed over."
Kaiya resolutely apologized: "Please, my lord, please let me go. I don't want to live in poverty like Mona."
"Speaking of which, since you have returned to Mond, why haven't you seen the Honor Knight and Emergency Knight? Didn't they come back with you?"
Su Han explained: "They are still traveling in Dao's wife, and they will come back in a few days."
"By the way, Kaya, have you met my little wife Keli?"
The smile on Kaiya's face suddenly became dangerous, and he took out a pair of handcuffs, and clacked them on Su Han's wrist.
Su Han: "?"
Kaiya suppressed the smile at the corner of her mouth, and said with a serious expression: "Hey, you are indeed my best friend. You are quite courageous. If you dare to hit Keli's idea, come with me."
Su Han hurriedly argued: "Wait, I'm just making a little joke out of habit."
Kaiya was unmoved: "When you get to the head of the acting group, you can explain it to her. I don't believe your nonsense."
Su Han blinked at Noelle, and gave her a look for help.
Noelle explained awkwardly: "Senior Kaiya, you misunderstood, I think this should be Mr. Su Han's special way of expressing his love for Keli."
Hey, it's getting darker and darker, I said I was joking.
Kaiya played with taste: "Let's talk in the office of Captain Qin. If you are really worried about Su Han, I will allow you to follow along."
"Su Han, the other suspects are all gags. I omitted this step because of the love of my best friend. You should thank me."
Su Han snorted: "I thank your grandma for having a leg."
Kaiya suddenly fell silent, stopped for a long time in front of the Mond Fountain Square, and then said quietly: "Ten years ago, my grandma lost her legs in a war against monsters."
"Thank you, Su Han, it is you who remind me of my grandma who returned to Fengshen's embrace."
Su Han glanced at Kaya: "Can you make up a more realistic story? In order to prove the truth of the story, at least shed some tears."
Kaiya laughed: "Oh? Didn't he be able to deceive you? You really deserve to be the hero who saved Mond."
Su Han sneered and said, "Nonsense, a three-year-old child wouldn't believe such a story, right?"
Noelle wiped the teardrops from the corners of his eyes, and smiled embarrassedly: "Sorry, me, I thought it was true."
Su Han and Xiao Gong fell into a long silence, Miss Noelle is too innocent, right?
In order to prevent Noelle from getting into embarrassment, Su Han couldn't help but said in a deep voice: "That's right, Miss Noelle, this story is indeed true."
Noelle: "Huh?"
Kaia: "?"
Xiao Gong: "?"
As soon as the words fell, a brand new and exquisite hand-operated wheelchair appeared in front of the fountain square.
There is also a portrait of the wind god Barbatos on the back of the hand-operated wheelchair, which is so exquisite that people yearn for it.
With a snap, Su Han broke free from the handcuffs, sat on the wheelchair, smiled coldly, and then frantically shook the handle of the wheelchair.
"I didn't expect that I had hidden my identity for so long, but you still discovered it."
"Yes, you read that right, I am Kaiya's grandma who lost her legs in the war more than ten years ago."
"Kaya grandson, do you have anything to say to grandma?"
Kaiya yelled: "Su Han, don't fucking run away! See if I don't beat you to death!"
Su Han frantically shook the handle of the wheelchair, and Kaiya chased after him frantically, forming a beautiful landscape in the huge Mond Square, which was particularly eye-catching.
……
Mond, Zephyr Knights, Head Qin's office.
"Su Han, Kaiya, you two are now punished with a fine of [-] moras for disturbing the public order in Mengde. Do you have any objections?"
Qin took a sip of coffee and said seriously.
Su Han raised his hand and asked, "Qin, can the ticket be sent to the angel's gift?"
Qin nodded slightly, with a smile in her eyes: "You can do it, but Kaiya's can't."
Kaiya said unconvinced: "Master acting head, you can't bend the law for personal gain."
Qin smiled slightly, and said in a deep voice: "Kaya, there is no doubt that you are a very good Zephyr knight."
"But do you think that senior Di Luke will pay for your act of sending the ticket to the angel's gift?"
Kaia: "..."
Qin continued: "Also, Su Han, welcome back."
Su Han smiled lightly and nodded, "Well, I'm back, Qin. The Knights haven't encountered any trouble recently, have they?"
Kaiya laughed and said, "What's the trouble? Does it count if you're back?"
Su Han: "?"
Qin also smiled lightly: "It is undeniable that the brave man is deeply in the center of the whirlpool of the world, and his every move attracts attention."
"Even if you want to live in peace, there will always be troubles coming to your door. But no one can deny the achievements of the brave."
Su Han raised his eyebrows and said, "Listen, listen. Kaiya, you should really learn from Qin when it comes to dealing with people."
The corner of Kaiya's mouth twitched and said, "Hehe, I don't think people who recognize grandchildren everywhere have the right to say that about me."
Su Han asked expectantly: "Qin, can you give me back the limited edition hand wheelchair of Master Barbatos?"
"That thing is actually quite comfortable to sit on. In my eyes, it is my best mount."
Qin said lightly: "No, I'm afraid that your behavior will attract other citizens of Mond to follow suit, which will cause the long-distance running competition in Mond to become a wheelchair contest."
Kaiya remonstrated with a smile: "Master acting leader, I think that the reason why Mond's atmosphere is becoming more and more open is getting worse and worse. Su Han has an inescapable responsibility."
"Why don't you expel him from the West Wind Knights and put him in a confinement room for a month."
Su Han agreed without hesitation: "I agree..."
Kaia: "?"
Su Han said with a serious expression, "That way we can see Keli every day."
Kaiya took out the white silk and rushed over: "Asshole, didn't you say you were joking before?"
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