Barbara: "This time, thanks to Mr. Su Han, as well as the help of the honorary knight and little Paimon, otherwise I really can't imagine what kind of consequences will happen."
Paimon: "Uh...you don't have to be too polite, hehehe, if you really want to thank you, please treat us to a big meal."
Su Han glared at Paimeng, Paimeng, you are a bastard.
The church is so rich, but I was just about to open my mouth to blackmail Mora, how can I have the nerve to speak up after you have finished all the words for me?
Barbara clasped her hands together: "I heard from the nuns that Mr. Su Han just used a special first aid technique to help the patient spit out the blocked foreign body..."
"There are dummies for practice in the church. Can Mr. Su Han demonstrate it to me again? Please!"
Su Han smiled: "You mean [Heimlich First Aid Method], no problem."
Barbara was overjoyed, grabbed Su Han's arm and shook it back and forth: "That's great, thank you, Mr. Su Han, you are really a good person."
Su Han: "?"
Lisa: "Little cutie, after teaching Barbara, go to my sister's place. My sister has something to tell you."
Ying: [Who is the cutie?Who am I?Who is cutie, and who is me...]
After Su Han came back, Ying was still thinking about this question.
On the way to the big library, Su Han rubbed his chin, thinking: "From "Mr. Su Han" to "Su Han little cutie" and then to "little cutie", it means that sister Lisa's affection for me is gradually increasing . "
"This also explains a problem, I am really cute!"
"If cuteness can make money, my assets must have surpassed that of Senior Di Luke."
Paimon: "Hello..."
Ying: "By the way, I remembered Mr. Diluque."
"I've finished writing the report [Heroes of the Night] that you mentioned earlier, do you want to show it to you?"
Su Han took the manuscript handed over by Ying, read it carefully, and nodded with satisfaction: "In terms of content, the quality of this report is quite good."
"But, your title doesn't work."
Ying: "Why?"
Su Han: "【There is no time to be quiet, just because someone carries your weight forward in the dark night——To Mond's Night Hero Diluc】."
"This title is too serious, and it reveals our core content, making people have no desire to buy."
Ying was a little unconvinced: "Then how do you change it?"
Su Han: "【Shocked! The night hero who guarded Mond turned out to be... the reason behind it is heartwarming!】"
Paimon: "Uh..."
Su Han: "On the headline page of the newspaper, we want to draw a silhouette of a torched Qiuqiu man."
"In this way, others will be curious, is the Hero of the Night a Torch Qiuqiu?"
"Then spread it word of mouth, and the more it spread, the more outrageous it was, and it aroused the curiosity of others."
"In the back of the newspaper, I'm going to lay out half a page for your brother's missing person notice, and the other half page is an advertisement for the Church of the Past."
Ying: "Publicating missing persons notices in newspapers...it will indeed be more useful than traveling all over the Seven Kingdoms..."
Ying didn't know it at this time, but Su Han was already planning in his heart to print the [Women's Clothes Empty] that Wendy drew together in the newspaper.
He also added a sentence to the wanted notice, oh no, the notice of missing person: With this newspaper: those who provide clues can be rewarded with 100 million moras;
Those who capture the traveler "Kong" can get the [Luxurious Gift Package] carefully prepared by the Zephyr Knights.
In order to avoid being beaten violently by Ying, Su Han has not yet told the other party the contents of the luxurious gift package.
He didn't dare to say how high the reward for arrest was, only 1000 million moras, but the other contents of the gift package were definitely more attractive than 1000 million moras.
In this way, it can not only attract people's attention, but also increase the sales of newspapers. It can kill two birds with one stone.
-
Mond City, Great Library.
Su Han pushed the door open first, just in time to meet Kaiya who was flipping through a book.
After the two looked at each other, they smiled and greeted each other.
Su Han: "Isn't this my best friend Kaiya..."
Kaiya: "Isn't this my best friend Su Han..."
The two said in unison, then they were taken aback one after another, and their brows frowned.
Su Han: [Why is this guy so enthusiastic, Kai Ya, who is courteous for nothing, rape or steal, I have to beware of him. 】
Kaiya: 【This guy Su Han is smiling so meanly, does he want to put black silk on my head again?No, I have to act first. 】
Kaiya: "Su Han, come here, I just have something to tell you."
[Option [-]: The tiger kneels down the mountain and apologizes, asking Kaiya to forgive you for your previous mistakes.Completion reward: [-] moras. 】
[Option 5: Taking advantage of Kaiya’s unpreparedness, overturn the bookshelf and blame him.Completion reward: When facing an enemy whose strength is higher than yours, your success rate of setting black silk will increase by [-]%. 】
[Option 1: Call the citizens in the Mond Library to come and watch, find the best time to strike, and let Kaiya die once.Completion reward: Lucky Paimon doll? [-]. 】
[Hint: Both options [-] and [-] may result in being electrocuted by Miss Lisa for disturbing the order of the library. 】
[Effect: A lucky doll imitating the appearance of Paimeng, with fine workmanship and high-quality materials. 】
[Every once in a while, a special or important customer will be recruited for you. 】
Hehe, this reminder is simply insulting me. How can I be afraid of Miss Lisa's lightning?
What's more, my best friend Kaiya will suffer with me, don't be afraid!Brother Kaiya must die today!
Chapter 65 Performance Art and Knee Pillow
Su Han whispered: "Ying, I will find a way to put the white silk on Kaiya's head later, and you are in charge of taking the opportunity to call people over to watch."
Ying silently gave a thumbs up: "As expected of you, leave it to me."
Paimon: "Hee hee, it's very interesting."
"I heard that Fontaine sells photo cameras. If we have a photo camera, we can take a picture of this scene and show it to Amber."
Su Han opened his arms and walked over in great surprise: "Oh, Kaiya, my good brother, what wind brought you here?"
The corner of Kaya's mouth twitched, shouldn't I be the one who said this?
But Su Han's enthusiasm gave him a chance to put the black silk on his head while hugging.
Kaiya: "I just want to discuss something with you, and I heard Miss Lisa say..."
It's now!
Kaiya's eyes flashed, and while the two were embracing, she suddenly put the black silk on Su Han's head.
But at the same time, he was horrified to find that his eyes were also inexplicably white - he was also put on white silk by Su Han!
Ying: "Come and see, everyone, Mr. Su Han and Captain Kaiya are performing performance art in the library!"
Paimon: "Hee hee, come and see, come and see—"
Su Han: "?"
Kaia: "?"
The two wrestled together in an instant, struggling to escape from each other's hands.
Perhaps it was due to concerns about the collection of books in the library, or for the sake of a fair confrontation, both of them maintained their strength at the level of ordinary people.
Although Kaiya's strength has the upper hand, Su Han has more experience in wearing stockings, so the two are at a stalemate for a while, and it is hard to tell the winner.
Su Han: "Good brother, let's reconcile for the time being."
Kaia: "Listen, I'll count 'three two one' and we'll let go when the time is up. "
Su Han: "Good!"
Kaia: "Three, two, one, let go!"
As a result, they didn't let go of each other, but instead tightened the black and white silk in their hands.
Su Han: "I just knew it, you dishonest guy."
Kaiya: "Are you embarrassed to say me? Hurry up and let go, or we will end badly when Lisa comes over."
Su Han: "You relax first..."
Kaia: "You first..."
Su Han: "Three two one, loose! Loose, his grandma's, why not loose?!"
The two wrestled together again.
……
[Congratulations, you have obtained (Luckey Pimon Doll)? 1, which has been stored in the system space. 】
The surrounding Mond citizens whispered and watched this scene excitedly, and Paimon, who was not too serious to watch the excitement, was still explaining from the sidelines.
Paimon: "The one with the white silk on the left is Kaya, the cavalry captain of Mond City, and the one with the black silk on the right is Su Han."
"Now Su Han temporarily has the upper hand with his rich experience in putting on stockings, but Kaiya quickly regained his victory."
"Look, Su Han is about to break free!"
Ying: "I've bought it and left it. Time waits for no one. If you want to place a bet, hurry up..."
On the other side, at the library counter, Lisa, who was flipping through the heavy books, sighed slightly, closed the books, and walked here slowly.
"So is cutie, so is Kaya, so why don't you save yourself some trouble—"
Kaia: "Hey, stop, Lisa is coming."
Su Han: "Hehehe, you are really impatient, have you forgotten our sworn oath?"
Kaia: "Huh?"
Su Han: "It's different to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but I want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day."
"So, die with me, good brother Kaiya."
Kaia: "??"
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