"What a guy who doesn't know how to respect other people's work."
Abyss Mage: "You! You knights, shameless!"
"The Abyss Religion has sent envoys to sneak into Mond City several times, wanting to borrow this book..."
"But every time before they go deep, they are caught and tortured by your knights, blue men, and red men, and tortured!"
Paimon: "The blue man... and the red man? What does it say?"
Ying: "The blue man should refer to Kaia, right?"
Su Han: "The celebrity refers to Senior Di Luke?"
Paimon: "That's right."
Su Han: "So, what secrets are hidden in this book?"
The abyss mage gasped heavily: "Huh, huh, secret?"
"I didn't expect that in a place like Mond, there would be people... to understand the secrets in the book."
"who are you?"
Su Han: "Who am I? Hmph, you are not worthy to know my name."
Abyss Mage: "The more you say that, the more curious I am..."
Su Han: "Heh, let me tell you this, my background is beyond your imagination."
"Punching the West Wind Knights, kicking the Liyue Nursing Home, stamping their feet in the morgue of Xiangshengtang, no one dared to breathe."
Chapter 63 Translation Translation What a fucking surprise
Paimon: "Ugh, wouldn't it be bad if someone was breathing?"
Su Han: "I said, "No matter how powerful you were in life, you are still lying here after death. If you have the ability, you stand up." "
"And guess what?"
Abyss Mage: "..."
Ying: "What's the matter?"
Su Han: "Hey, don't tell me, someone really stood up."
Ying: "Oh, who is that?"
Su Han: "Master Hu..."
Ying: "Hi, never heard of—"
Paimon: "Hi!"
The abyss mage stomped his feet angrily: "Enough! Hiding your identity, that's all. Can you, don't play me!"
Lisa sighed, her fingertips flickered, "Please return the book, this is an ultimatum."
The abyss mage lowered his head and said with a sneer, "Since you are hiding your identities, then I can't even take out the book—"
Lisa's last sliver of patience was exhausted, and the astonishing thunder element gathered at her fingertips, covering the abyss mage who didn't know what happened.
Abyss Mage: "After all... that's about... that secret..."
Zizizi, 哔哩哔哩——
"Huh?! Ah...you...what do you want to do!"
"This level of elemental power, do you want to—"
The abyss mage who heard the sound of the arc raised his head instantly, terrified.
"Ahhh-"
An astonishing electric current spread all over the body of the abyss mage in an instant, causing him to convulse until he lost consciousness.
Lisa lightly brushed the dust off her sleeves, and said lightly, "Phew...those who don't listen well should be punished."
Paimon shrank into Ying's arms in fear, defining Miss Lisa in his heart as [one of the people Paimon should never provoke].
Ying: "This seems to be more than a little punishment."
Lisa: "So, it's really troublesome work."
Su Han: "Although we have seen it hide the book of fairy tales in the treasure box, the treasure box has been sealed by it. How to unlock it?"
Ying: "Will Miss Lisa lift the seal?"
Lisa: "Of course, but it's troublesome work..."
"Actually, the other methods to lift the seal are very simple: one is to completely electrocute this guy, and in this way, the seal will be lifted naturally."
Su Han: "Mmmm——"
"Take a note, the guy who steals the book will be electrocuted to death by Miss Lisa."
Lisa: "I heard it all... Su Han is cute?"
Su Han apologized sincerely: "I'm sorry, I was wrong."
Lisa: "Huhu, the second method is to wake it up and let it unseal itself."
Paimon: "But wasn't it stunned by you? How to wake it up?"
As soon as the words fell, the strong purple electric current spread all over the body of the abyss mage again, shocking him into convulsions, and black smoke came out of his mouth.
Lisa: "Tell me, lift the seal, or let me give you a good time?"
Abyss Mage: "I understand...I understand!"
-
However, although the abyss mage unlocked the seal of the treasure chest, he would rather die than reveal a word of the secret about the fairy tale book.
So Lisa had to put it in the dungeon and hand it over to the Zephyr Knights for interrogation.
In the middle of the night, under the leadership of the West Wind Knight, Su Han found the single room in the dungeon where the abyss mage was imprisoned.
Afterwards, under the weird expressions of several West Wind knights, Su Han taught it to recite "Miss Lisa's Dog" word by word.
As long as a word is wrong, Bai Lei will serve, and so repeatedly, under the torture of Lei Guang, the abyss mage even suffers from [Bai Lei ptsd].
Whenever it hears someone say any of the two characters "Bai Lei", its body will tremble like chaff, and its expression will be filled with pain.
Even when falling asleep, the abyss mage was recalling the contents of "Miss Lisa's Dog" in his mind, remembering every syllable.
……
In the morning of the next day, Su Han applied for permission from the head of Qin, and successfully escorted Master Abyss to the Monde Library.
Lisa: "Isn't this Su Han cute?"
"Why, I didn't see you all night, so I miss my sister so much?"
Su Han: "Miss Lisa, after I went back last night, I tossed and turned, feeling that you have done too much for the Mond Library."
"So I discussed with this abyss mage overnight and decided to give you a surprise."
Lisa: "Oh, surprise? What kind of surprise?"
surprise?The surprise is that within 1 minute, I kill myself!
Su Han showed a smug expression, and clapped his hands slightly.
Then, Wendy held the lyre [Filin] and bowed to Lisa with a smile.
Lisa seemed to be interested: "The bard? Is this Su Han invited?"
Su Han: "That's right, she is the best bard in Mond, and the fee to invite her to appear is quite high."
Lisa: "You want her to play poetry for her sister? But what does that have to do with this annoying abyss mage?"
Su Han: "Of course it has something to do with it, and it has a lot to do with it."
The melodious music sounded in the library, and the curious citizens of Mond came forward to watch this scene, whispering.
The abyss mage and Su Han sang with emotion at the same time: "I really want to be Miss Lisa's dog—"
Wendy: "Hey φ(>ωWendy, who realized that something was wrong, immediately stopped playing and ran away.
Lisa: (o_o)? ?
Su Han (Abyss Mage): "But Miss Lisa said she likes cats, I cried..."
Lisa: "..."
Sighing, Lisa's fingertips flickered with dazzling lightning: "This is a punishment full of sister's love——"
Zizizi, beep beep...
Both of them were shocked at the same time, their bodies convulsed and their limbs went numb.
But the difference is that Su Han's expression is painful and happy, but the abyss mage shed extremely painful tears.
[Congratulations on getting (Poke Ball (Normal)? 5). 】
【Congratulations, you have improved your physique and thunder element resistance during the anti-electricity training of Lisa, the Witch of Rose: Physical +1, Thunder element resistance +1. 】
Su Han: "Poof—"
As soon as possible, his whole body was convulsed and numb by the electric shock, but when he heard the prompt message, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Lisa: "??"
"Little cutie, are you provoking my sister and me? No one has ever laughed out loud when being shocked by my sister."
Especially when coupled with Su Han's smug smile, it seemed to be saying to her: Didn't you eat, sister?hard!
Lisa: "In that case, I'll satisfy you."
Su Han was quick to wit, and revealed the watch drawn with charcoal on his wrist, and glanced at it.
Then he said with a look of horror: "Oops, I'm going to be late, I have to go to work."
Lisa: "..."
sizzle-
The intensity of the current suddenly increased several times.
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