Jiang Li might answer like this: "Oh, Su Han is pregnant, and at the stage of morning sickness, the child may be Zhongli's."
That old man will never be able to clear his innocence in this life!
Thinking of this, Su Han couldn't help shivering: "Don't, just let me lean against the tree to rest for a while, it will be fine after a while."
Jiang Li sighed: "Forget it, I'll go and pick some sunset fruits for you to relieve your tiredness, and then I'll find you a coat. You just stay here and don't move around."
Su Han couldn't help showing a loving look: "My dear girl, grandpa will only eat two, and I'll give you the rest."
Click!
The big tree that Su Han was leaning on was broken by Jiang Li.
Jiang Li smiled and said, "Would you like to let a rebellious son like you feel the spring breeze of maternal love?"
Su Han swallowed his saliva, and knelt down with a plop: "Master Jiang Li, I know my mistake!"
The moment he knelt down, the achievement special effect of "The man has gold under his knees" was triggered, and the sound of Super Mario eating gold coins suddenly sounded beside him.
Immediately afterwards, a Mora worth [-] fell from the sky and stood firmly on the ground.
Su Han: "?"
Jiang Li: "?"
Su Han was startled, and only then remembered that he still had such a fun achievement.
This old thing has not exploded gold coins yet, my little thing has started to actively explode gold coins, at least 40 years of detours have been avoided.
Jiang Li asked suspiciously, "What kind of trick are you doing?"
Su Han stood up again, knelt down again, and another [-] face value Mora fell on the ground.
Looking at Su Han who was always enjoying himself, Jiang Li sighed and said, "Nizi who is still a child at heart, you can play slowly..."
After Jiang Li left, Su Han also gradually lost interest.The speed of earning Mora in this way is far less than the speed of robbing Beiguo Bank, which is boring.
What's more, after being tossed by the rock pillar for so long, Su Han was also a little tired, so he simply found a shady corner to lie down and squint for a while.
Not long after, a brown five-step snake hissed and spit out snake letters, and slowly drifted to Su Han's feet.
Five-step snake, the scientific name is [Akistrosmus viper].In hot weather, five-step snakes tend to spend summer in rocks, bushes or tree roots beside streams in valleys.
Before that, the five-step snake was curled up to rest on the branch that Su Han was leaning on just now.
After being woken up by Su Han's violent retching sound, Jiang Li broke off the habitat by himself. Due to Jiang Li's breath, the five-step snake still dared not move.
It wasn't until Jiang Li left that the vengeful five-step snake slowly crawled to the sleeping Su Han's feet, and bit his ankle.
"Pinch mother, who dares to disturb the sleep of the king of the dead?"
Su Han slowly opened his eyes, and decisively grabbed the five-step snake that was trying to escape.
In terms of Su Han's current physique, the venom of the five-paced snake would naturally not affect him, and the toxicity was minimal, almost non-existent.
But it is absolutely impossible to let the five-step snake escape like this, and he doesn't want to suffer this loss for nothing.
[Option [-]: I can’t suffer alone. If you are bitten by a five-step snake, you decide to release it to Liyue Port, so that it can go out and bite more people. 】
[Completion reward: achievement (fangs and teeth).Effect: Your teeth are sharp enough to crush rock pillars. 】
[Option [-]: I, Su Han, have always bitten people. There are not many things that dare to bite me, Su Han. I can't suffer from this, so I will bite the five-step snake instead. 】
[Completion reward: The five-step snake loses its venomous properties, and anyone bitten by it will be infected (Suhan virus). There is no cure, and it will resolve itself after 10 minutes. 】
[Option [-]: Send the five-step snake to Zhang Si for training, so that it can mate with multiple snakes and lay eggs.Completion reward: [-] moras. 】
Su Leng smiled coldly, couldn't hold back the writhing five-step snake, and bit its tail fiercely.
[The five-step snake has lost its venomous properties, and anyone bitten by it will be infected (Suhan virus). 】
The five-step snake shrank its vertical pupils suddenly, screamed sharply, and the snake body twisted wildly for a while.
Is this really something normal humans can do?The five-step snake couldn't imagine it.
But it is better to give it a good time than to be killed while alive.
Just when the five-step snake thought it was certain to die, Su Han put it on the ground, squinted his eyes and continued to sleep.
The five-step snake who escaped from the dead was overjoyed, and hurriedly slipped away from Su Han.
But before it slipped far, it was pinched seven inches by a cold little hand and thrown into the medicine basket.
Biting her tender white fingers, Qi Qi walked up to Su Han puzzledly: "It's Brother Su Han..."
"What are you doing here? Well, it's so cool under the big tree..."
Su Han opened his eyes suspiciously: "Qiqi, why are you here?"
Qiqi replied in a low voice: "No Bulu, there are not enough fresh medicinal materials."
"Mr. Bai asked Qiqi to come to the mountains to collect herbs, but it's too hot now."
"Brother Su Han, your foot...was bitten by a poisonous snake?"
Su Han smiled nonchalantly: "Small injury, it's fine."
Qi Qi said expressionlessly: "The one that bit brother Su Han was a poisonous snake, a very poisonous snake, um..."
Although Qiqi knew that it was a very poisonous snake, she couldn't remember the name of the poisonous snake after thinking about it for a long time because of her poor memory.
In order to make Su Han aware of the seriousness of the situation, Qi Qi opened the notebook she carried with her, and searched for the name of the poisonous snake on it.
"Five-paced snake, also known as Agkistrodon. After being bitten by it, the bleeding will not stop. Within a hundred steps, it will definitely die from poison..."
"Brother Su Han, don't die...Qiqi, here to save you..."
Qi Qi put down the medicine basket, squeezed out the poisonous blood from Su Han's feet, then stretched out her small hand, and patted back the five-step snake with its head sticking out.
Then, he rummaged through the medicine basket to find some herbs, took out the medicine mortar and pestle, crushed the herbs, and patiently applied them on Su Han's feet.
After doing all this, Qiqi couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and said calmly: "In this way, nothing will happen."
Su Han couldn't help rubbing Qiqi's little head: "Qiqi is such a good boy, thank you. If there is no Qiqi, brother will die here today."
Qi Qi narrowed her eyes comfortably: "Death is very annoying. Qi Qi doesn't want to see Brother Su Han die."
"Brother Su Han, he is a very nice person. He takes good care of Qiqi and even gives Qiqi coconut milk to drink."
"The coconut milk is cold, although I can't taste it, but Qiqi likes it very much."
Su Han asked puzzledly: "Huh? Can't Qi Qi taste the taste?"
Qiqi nodded: "Well, Qiqi is a zombie, so I can't taste it."
"Qiqi only wants to live, Qiqi hates death..."
"So, if you want to live, you don't want to see others die..."
Su Han pondered for a moment, then beckoned to Qiqi in a coaxing tone: "Qiqi, come here, brother here has something good for you to eat."
Qi Qi bit her finger in doubt: "Good thing?"
Su Han smiled gently: "Come on, Qiqi, close your eyes quickly, brother has a surprise for you."
Qiqi closed her eyes obediently. Although Qiqi's body was stiff, her consciousness was not dull. She could clearly distinguish between good and evil, and she could sense who was good to her.
Because Su Han didn't have any malice towards her, and took care of her a lot.So generally speaking, Qi Qi would listen to what Su Han said.
Su Han took out a precious jujube and stuffed it into Qi Qi's lips.
It is rumored that this jujube is a fairy fruit, and mortals who eat it can heal their sick bodies and achieve immortality.
Immortals can grow immortal power if they eat it. It was because of eating three jujubes that Nezha transformed into a dharma body with three heads and eight arms.
I think this fire date will definitely cure Qiqi's loss of taste and poor memory.
If this is a disease that Huozao cannot cure, then Su Han has nothing to do.
The moment she swallowed the jujube, Qi Qi felt a sweet warm current surging in her body.
Qiqi is usually very afraid of heat and scalding, but this sweet and warm current makes Qiqi not feel disgusted at all.
Qiqi suddenly opened her clear and beautiful eyes, and a majestic celestial power burst out from her petite body. The hot temperature dropped suddenly, and the vegetation also condensed into frost, making it extremely cool.
"True name, true king who saves suffering and disaster, raises the dead boy and returns to the skeleton boy."
In the past, Qiqi couldn't remember the entire content of this sentence, but could only remember the four words [True Lord Duer].But now, Qiqi remembered everything.
Su Han smiled and handed her a box of coconut milk: "How is it, Qiqi, has the sense of taste recovered?"
Qiqi trembled slightly, her lips sucked the ice-cold coconut milk, and her eyes gradually filled with water mist.
"Ice cold, sweet, coconut milk, delicious."
"This is the surprise that brother Su Han... gave me? Qi Qi likes it very much."
Su Han pinched her little face: "Qi Qi, this is a secret between us, don't tell others easily."
"If someone asks, you can pass the test. Unless you have to, don't say that I cured you."
Qi Qi hesitated for a moment, picked up the medicine basket on her back, lightly pouted on Su Han's cheek, and left here as if fleeing.
Looking at Qiqi's back in a hurry, Su Han rubbed his chin, feeling completely sleepy.
But considering that Jiang Li might come back later, it's better to continue pretending to be asleep.
Half an hour later, Jiang Li walked up to Su Han holding a handful of sunset fruits, "Nizi, get up and eat the fruits."
"I also went to Liyuegang to buy a piece of clothing for you, lest you run around topless and lose my face."
Su Han remained unmoved, breathed evenly, and continued to pretend to be asleep.
Jiang Li's face sank, and she sneered and said, "Hey, he slept like hell..."
"If it wasn't for the wrong timing, I really want to slap this Nizi to the rocky abyss and let him understand what it means to be evil..."
Su Han: "..."
Jiang Li pursed her lips impatiently, there was no movement for a long time, and she didn't intend to wake up Su Han.
Su Han opened his eyes quietly, watching Jiang Li's every move.
After thinking for a while, Jiang Li placed sunset fruits in front of Su Han, and then covered Su Han's head with the white clothes.
Su Han: "?"
After finishing all this, Jiang Li nodded with satisfaction, sat down next to Su Han, and fell asleep.
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