Paimon explained: "But she just doesn't have God's Eye, and Big Sister Beidou invited us to compete."
Zhuhan said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend, I believe that a great hero can't lie. Then, can you please report some more honors?"
"Although this is just a situation for you, if you can tell me, it will be convenient for me to register."
Ying crossed her waist and said, "I am an honorary knight of the West Wind Knights."
Paimon added: "We also beat up the fool and the executive officer and the lady, and the [North Country Bank's shocking robbery] is what we did."
Zhuhan's expression changed: "Huh?"
Ying hurriedly explained: "Paimon's last sentence was a joke, don't take it seriously."
Zhuhan breathed a sigh of relief: "I see, I know, these are enough, I have never seen such a luxurious honor background."
"The qualifiers are about to start, you can make some preparations first and discuss some countermeasures."
boom!
At this moment, Su Han got a gong out of nowhere and rang it loudly on the field: "The first round begins, Cao Zhijing will play against Yashenan."
Zhuhan was stunned: "Where do you come from? I don't remember you as a referee, nor do I remember these two contestants."
Zhongli reminded: "Stop playing, Su Han, start as soon as possible."
Then Su Han rang the gong again: "Hey, don't miss it when you pass by. Su Han, the famous hero of Liyue, will personally teach you [Women's Self-Defense Technique]."
"Those who have money will hold a money market, and those who have no money will hold a personal market. Come and see, everyone."
Hu Tao, who was sitting in the auditorium, was puzzled and said, "Hey, why did Zhong Li follow?"
Jiang Li patted her little hand: "I just said that Zhong Li has a grudge against Su Han——ahhh!"
Before he finished talking, Jiang Li was sent flying out by the [Disposable Flying Column 003 Spiral Ascension Vibration Version] that popped out from under his feet.
Ke Qing: "..."
Gan Yu: "..."
Seeing more and more people watching, Su Han cupped his fists and said, "Okay, let's explain today."
"If the woman is controlled by gangsters with both hands and blocked into a corner, how should she solve it?"
"First of all, we need a corner. Come, Mr. Zhongli, come with me to demonstrate."
Immediately afterwards, Zhong Li blocked Su Han in a corner and pinned his wrist.
Su Han said in a deep voice: "At this time, many girls panic, but there is no need to panic."
"Just push your hands forward, press down with your left hand, hey, let's go—"
Su Han pushed with all his strength, but Zhongli was as firm as a rock, unable to push at all.
Su Han: "..."
Seeing that Zhongli didn't understand what he meant, Su Han hurriedly blinked and signaled: "Let's go!"
With a slap, Zhong Li pretended to be locked by Su Han's wrist and staggered.
Su Han continued to explain: "At this time, you can take the opportunity to sneak attack and kick his butt or thigh hard."
"Kick three times in a row, very hard, look, one, two, three, oh!"
With a bang, Su Han's toes seemed to have kicked the hardest rock, and he hugged his feet and began to jump around and howl.
Morax, you don't talk about martial arts, but you secretly opened the shield with me when you agreed on female self-defense?
Zhongli: "..."
Out of sympathy, little Paimon laughed and threw a face value Mora into the small iron basin on the ground.
Paimon: "Su Han, sigh, come and eat."
Su Han: "?"
After a while, Su Han cleared his throat: "It was just an accident, everyone will go out in the future, if you meet a gangster like Zhongli."
"Then don't think about resisting. After confirming that the criminals have no intention of killing you, try to call for help as loudly as possible. Just call Qianyan Army."
"Next, let's continue with [Women's Self-Defense Technique] Cracking the Wall Dong Tutorial. Alright, let's change to a gangster. Is there any viewer who is willing to act as a gangster?"
In the auditorium, Hu Tao and the others raised their hands.
Su Han waved to Shen He: "Come on, that fairy in white, come and practice with me."
Shen He looked indifferent, as he demonstrated before, he cornered Su Han and pressed his wrist.
Su Han said in a trembling voice: "Okay, everyone pay attention, now I am cornered by gangsters, don't panic at this time."
"Just push your hands forward, press down with your left hand, hey, let's go—go?"
It was with great difficulty that Su Han pushed Shen He's hands away, and when he was about to escape, Shen He bumped him into the corner of the wall again.
And twisted Su Han's hands behind his back, and held him down from behind.
Su Han swallowed: "Actually, don't panic if you encounter this situation."
"Just reverse thinking, let's turn around and go—"
a snap...
Su Han was thumped again by Shen Hebi, who pressed his wrist head-on.
Paimon covered his mouth and burst out laughing.
In Su Han's suspicious eyes, Shen He's pretty face slowly approached, blocked his lips in front of everyone in Liyue, and kissed him loudly.
Su Han: "Mmmmmmm——"
fluorescent:"??"
Why am I green again?And it was still green by my best friend Shin Hak?
Gan Yu and the others couldn't sit still, and finally tried their best to pull Shen He away from Su Han, and persuaded Miss Ying, who was full of killing intent, to go back to the game.
And Su Han was naturally invited to the auditorium by Gan Yu and the others in the name of protection.
……
As time passed, soon, the martial arts meeting came to the semi-finals.
As one of the highly anticipated contestants, Ying naturally easily crushed all the way and won the semi-finals.
And the one who will confront her in the end is a girl in yellow clothes wearing a bamboo hat.
Maplebara Manyo clapped his hands and praised: "It's wonderful and worthy of praise. I thought you would be in trouble, but I didn't expect you to win with a crushing attitude."
Ying Dan smiled and said: "You are quite observant. The reason for this is because I want to end the game quickly and then teach Shen He a lesson."
Fengyuan Manyo explained: "Actually, I can hear it, there are sandstones and breathing sounds."
"However, it's not something worth mentioning. To this extent, the eldest sister can tell."
Beidou smiled heartily: "Hahaha, that's true, but I just rely on experience."
Paimon raised his little hand and asked, "We want to find out, what kind of person is the opponent in the final, will he be stronger than this person in the semi-final?"
Beidou pondered and said: "The people who have entered the finals are indeed very strong, so strong that I also find it difficult."
"No matter what kind of tricks other opponents use, they can't hurt her at all, but she usually kills the opponent with one move."
"I was amazed by the clean and neat movements. If she hadn't deliberately kept her hands, perhaps those contestants would not have survived at all."
Paimon covered his mouth in surprise: "Is it so strong?"
Fengyuan Wanye said in a deep voice: "I felt the breath of the earth from that girl, as if Liyue's land and her are one and inseparable."
"Before the finals start, I have a request. Can you and Mr. Su Han please go to a quiet place with me?"
"I have a question that has troubled me for a long time, and I want to get an answer from you."
Chapter 310 Su Han: Listen to me, thank you 7K6
After Su Han and others followed Maplebara Wanye to a secluded place, Wanye said seriously: "There is no one around here, so I'll just ask straight to the point—"
"Actually, travelers can use elemental power very skillfully, and there are more than one, right?"
Ying admitted frankly: "Yes, I can indeed use the two elements of wind and rock at the same time."
"The reason why I didn't use it in the martial arts meeting is to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings, not to mention that they are not worth my real shot."
"Of course, if I encounter a strong enemy, I will not hold back."
Paimon asked curiously, "But how did you find out?"
Fengbara Wanye said with a faint smile: "Hehe, the [seeing] and [hearing] I said are not just out of poetic nature, but are true."
"I was able to understand the messages of nature when I was very young, I could hear the breath of the wind, the whisper of the leaves..."
"I heard similar things from you, that's all."
Paimon rubbed his chin and said, "Although it's unbelievable, it doesn't feel like I'm lying."
Fengbara Manyo said modestly: "Compared to your unbelievable ability, my ability is insignificant."
"Human beings who can drive a variety of elemental forces without relying on the eyes of God..."
"There is also a mysterious creature with an extremely complicated taste, and I don't know where it came from..."
Paimon stomped his feet angrily: "Don't judge me by taste."
Yingrao asked with interest: "Then can you tell us about Su Han's characteristics?"
Fengyuan Wanye pondered and said: "If my guess is correct, Mr. Su Han can also use multiple elemental powers."
"In addition, there are two lightning wedges on Mr. Su Han's body, one of which originated from the purple-haired girl in the audience."
Su Han: "?"
Of course, in order to avoid blood splashing all over his body, Wanye did not say that Su Han was still contaminated with the breath of many girls.
Yingqiao's face sank, she gritted her teeth and said, "Keqing actually messed with you again? Who made the other one?"
Su Han looked innocent: "I don't know, Ying, I'm also a good citizen."
Yingjiao snorted, grabbed Su Han's wrist and examined it carefully, then erased the two lightning wedges.
Paimon laughed and said, "Traveler, do you think there is such a possibility that Su Han kept Lei Wei on his body on purpose?"
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