walnut:"?"
Paimon stomped his feet angrily: "It can't be done, no matter how you think about it, can't it be done?"
Ying sighed slightly: "Can't you learn from Gan Yu? Really."
Hu Taomei turned her beautiful eyes, and came up with a plan, she ran to Jiang Li and said, "Help me make Shen He, from now on, Su Han and the two of us will be half of each other."
Jiang Li was puzzled and said, "What do I want Su Han to do? I don't eat dog meat."
Su Han: "?"
Hu Tao said unconvinced: "The dog meat is rolling three times, and the gods can't stand still. Why don't my hall master chop up Su Han first, and let you inspect the goods?"
Good fellow, how could you murder your own husband like this?But to put it another way, the hall master wanted me to die, but did he actually love me to the depths?
Ying really couldn't stand it anymore: "Zhongli, just take care of Hu Tao and Jiang Li, how can you attack someone's fiancé in broad daylight?"
Zhong Li nodded slightly, and said in a deep voice, "Master, Jiang Li, don't be naughty."
Hu Tao kept quiet, she didn't want to be sent to [Disposable Flying Column 002 Version].
Jiang Li muttered softly: "This is the prestige of a doctor——ahhh!"
Zhongli: "?"
Looking at Jiang Li who ascended into the sky in a spiral, everyone in the Hall of Rebirth fell silent for a while.
Su Han stroked his chin and suggested: "Zhongli, why don't you add a vibration mode?"
"I think Jiang Li seems to be addicted to playing. You need to improve the version, otherwise she will get tired of playing sooner or later."
Zhong Li was stunned for a moment, feeling that what Su Han said seemed to make sense: "Yes, let's go all the way."
Immediately afterwards, Su Han was sent to Mond by Zhongli's improved【One-off Flying Column 003—Spiral Ascension Vibration Version】.
Yingyu said to Paimeng earnestly, "When you grow up, you can't be like Su Han."
Paimon: "..."
Ning Guang smiled lightly and said: "In terms of letting people down, Mr. Su Han has never let people down."
Coral Palace Xinhai's beautiful eyes are dull, although she has known Su Han for less than a day, every time they meet, Su Han can refresh her existing knowledge of him.
Paimeng suddenly thought of a serious question, what if Su Han took the opportunity of being punished by Zhongli to go out and steal food without telling the travelers?
Well, just in case, it's better not to tell the traveler.
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Mond, Benlang Ridge.
In her spare time, Barbara likes to come to Benlangling alone to relax and collect herbs.
Although the air here is fresh, but due to the remote location, few people will come here, it is very suitable for singing here.
Over time, Benlangling became one of Barbara's must-go places in her spare time.
However, the difference today is that Barbara, who is practicing singing, received a surprise after a long absence.
Not far away, a familiar figure was flying towards her direction riding the vibrating rock pillar that spiraled up to the sky.
Although the speed of the other party was too fast, Barbara couldn't see the man's face clearly.
But with such a ghostly appearance, Barbara believed that even if she searched the entire Tivat continent, she would definitely not be able to find another person.
Barbara stood on tiptoe, waved her tender lips to Su Han: "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, Barbara is here."
Su Han barely stopped his figure, and jumped off the rock pillar: "Barbara, why are you here?"
Barbara chuckled: "It's disgusting, brother-in-law, this sentence should come from Barbara, right?"
Su Han grabbed her snow-white wrist, and said with a serious expression: "It's just in time, Barbara, let me lick your white silk feet."
Barbara: "??"
Su Han thought she was reluctant, so he continued to persuade, "Don't worry, I'm just borrowing your little white silk feet temporarily."
"I will return it to you after licking it. I will never delay in time. My reputation is guaranteed."
Barbara's pretty face flushed, and she took a few steps back nervously: "Brother-in-law, isn't the progress too fast?"
"If you want to seriously fall in love with Barbara, you should start by holding hands and kissing, right?"
Su Han asked suspiciously, "Huh? Did I say I want to fall in love with you? Just let me lick Baisi's little feet."
Barbara: "?"
As soon as Su Han bent down and dragged down Barbara's little leather shoes, he was kicked staggeringly by the oncoming white silk tender feet.
Barbara's tender lips parted slightly, she lifted her skirt, and looked at Su Han with disgust: "Brother-in-law, do you really want to lick Barbara's feet that much?"
Su Han stared at her blankly, feeling that Barbara's aura seemed to be more like a queen?
Barbara continued to ask: "Why didn't you speak? If you didn't speak, Barbara took it back?"
Su Han grabbed her tender white silk feet sincerely: "Let me taste it."
But Barbara raised the corners of her mouth and retracted her white silk tender feet: "You want to be beautiful, if you don't fall in love and date with Barbara, what do you still want to do?"
Su Han stood up and dusted off the dust on his body: "Then I will go find Qin, your sister will be very happy."
Barbara shook her head slightly: "Who said that? Although my sister is more mature than Barbara, she is definitely more conservative than Barbara in this regard."
"It's impossible for my sister to let you do this before the wedding day. Kissing is already her limit."
Su Han had an idea and asked, "Have you ever tasted your own white silk feet? Is it sweet?"
With a blushing face, Barbara pushed him: "How can a brother-in-law and sister-in-law talk about such a taboo topic?"
Su Han smiled playfully: "But I've never seen my sister-in-law begging my brother-in-law to fall in love with her?"
"Barbara, you don't want Qin to know that you are slandering her behind her back for being conservative and old-fashioned and unable to marry an older leftover woman?"
Barbara's small face was stunned: "Brother-in-law, don't spread rumors. Barbara just said that my sister is conservative, and didn't say anything else."
Su Han walked slowly in front of Barbara, forcing her step by step under a big tree.
Seeing Barbara's desperate look, Su Han moved closer to her Xue Nen's earlobe and said softly, "Huh?"
"And Barbara, do you think your sister will believe you? Maybe she used to, but now she's only going to believe me more."
"Because you're attacking me now, Qin doesn't trust you anymore."
Barbara looked at Su Han pitifully, and bit her tender lips: "Brother-in-law, you are so despicable..."
Su Han was slightly satisfied: "It's good to know, I'm a despicable person, so I'm not happy—huh?"
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Barbara suddenly stood on tiptoe and kissed his lips lightly.
Su Han looked bewildered, and slowly typed a question mark.
I have long heard that real hunters often appear in the form of prey. Seeing them today, it really lives up to their reputation.
Barbara stretched out her pink tongue, licked the corners of her lips, and said slowly: "Brother-in-law, have you thought of another possibility?"
"If Barbara's clothes are disheveled, run all the way to the office of the Knights of the West Wind and tell my sister that you raped me."
"Who do you think my sister will trust? Will she trust you, or will she trust Barbara?"
Su Han: "I..."
Barbara playfully blew on his earlobe: "Even if my sister believes in you, what about the other people in Mond City?"
"Amber, Yula, Fischer, and your close friends, can you guarantee that all of them will believe in you?"
Su Han: "This..."
Just when Su Han was hesitating, Barbara bit his earlobe abruptly, which made him tremble.
Barbara raised her pretty face proudly, her tender lips slightly raised: "Did you know? Boys are also violated."
"So date me now, or Barbara is here to rape you."
It was not until today that Su Han had a deeper understanding of Barbara.
This guy is not a pure and kind little lamb at all, nor is he a master of tea art in the general sense.
Barbara's real character is actually a black-bellied little devil.
But why did she come to play tricks on an honest and kind person like me?I just want to satisfy my thirst for knowledge, what's wrong with me?
If it were any other honest person, they might have resigned to their fate by now, obediently being at the mercy of Barbara.
But Su Han's self-esteem does not allow him to lose to Barbara.
laugh--
There was the sound of cloth cracking.
Su Han tore off his shirt decisively, and lay down on the ground amidst Barbara's stunned expression.
Su Han: "Barbara, come and violate me, hurry up, I can't wait."
Barbara: "??"
Wendy, who was secretly observing this scene, took a bite of the apple nervously, urging in her heart: "Hurry up, hurry up and violate him."
Barbara's pretty face was slumped, and she sat on Su Han's chest in frustration: "Brother-in-law, why can't Barbara guess you?"
Her impression of Su Han was still some time ago.
If it was the serious version of Su Han some time ago, he would have rejected her coldly and reprimanded her for her indiscreet behavior.
But the time limit agreed with Qin has already passed, and Su Han would have wiped out Barbara long ago if he hadn't been worried about Qin's resentment.
Su Han's eyes flashed brightly: "It's now!"
It was too late to say it, but when Barbara was distracted, Su Han resolutely grabbed her white silk tender feet.
But at this moment, an apple hit Su Han's head impartially, causing him to jump up with a groan.
I was hit on the head twice in one day, who did I provoke and whom?
Barbara withdrew her white silk tender feet, and was so angry that she stretched out her small hands and kept pushing his chest: "Brother-in-law, are you a pervert?"
Su Han admitted it very proudly: "I am..."
Barbara was stunned for a moment, her momentum suddenly weakened, and then said weakly: "Why do you have a soft spot for Barbara's feet?"
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