"So I think the executive straggler probably wanted to liberate his repressed nature and relieve stress by running naked."
Su Han nodded in agreement: "My best friend Kaiya did the same."
Paimon was in so much pain that he couldn't help giggling.
Seeing the weird expressions on everyone's faces, Paimon revealed the truth: "That straggler was played by Su Han! It was the day Zhong Li tied him to the rock pillar and flew."
Su Han said angrily: "Paimon, don't spout blood, how could I have such a bad taste?"
Zhongli looked calm, and said in a deep voice: "So that's the case. In terms of general rationality, it would seem strange to hear foolish executives running naked at first."
"But if that person were replaced by Su Han, it would be quite normal."
Paimon asked a very profound question: "Zhongli, in your opinion, does Su Han's naked streaking liberate his nature?"
After careful consideration, Zhongli gave the answer: "It doesn't count..."
Ying's expression was tangled: "I don't know why, Su Han running naked is like Paimon drinking water in my eyes, it feels perfectly normal."
Ke Qing's pretty face flushed slightly: "Su Han, running naked is indecent. Next time you run naked again, I'll arrest you and put you in the interrogation room of the General Affairs Department."
After finishing speaking, Ke Qing sneaked a glance at Su Han, wondering what she was thinking.
Ke Li innocently raised her hand and asked, "Brother Su Han, what is streaking? Do you like streaking?"
Facing Keli's sudden question, several eyes looked over vaguely, as if worried that he would teach Keli badly.
Su Han said with a serious expression: "Ke Li, it's too early for you to ask this question, forget about it."
"But I can answer you the next question, I like to run naked, just like Keli likes to fry fish."
Ke Li was thoughtful, and asked again: "Ke Li likes fried fish because the fish is delicious, so it's worth it. Then brother Su Han likes to run naked, why?"
Su Han picked up the chopsticks and laughed heartily: "Then there is no need to ask, of course it can be blamed on my best friend or other people."
Zhongli: "..."
Perhaps because he couldn't hold it firmly, Su Han's chopsticks fell to the ground inadvertently with a thud.
After muttering a few words, Su Han bent down silently, and got under the table to pick it up. At this time, Jiang Li was eating on his own, not aware of any abnormalities.
Suddenly, Jiang Li's delicate body trembled, and her delicate pretty face instantly became very exciting.
Qin, who was sitting next to Jiang Li, asked with concern: "What's the matter, are you feeling unwell?"
But at this moment, the words Su Han passed to Jiang Li were captured by Qin, Abedo and Zhongli at the same time.
【Jiang Li, I'm going to scratch the soles of your little feet hard next, one minute ah one minute. 】
【Hold me and don't laugh, you don't want to make a fool of yourself in front of everyone, right? 】
Zhongli: "..."
Qin: "..."
Abedo smiled faintly. Seeing that little Paimon was eating happily, he covered up for Su Han: "Pimon, since you like food so much, let me test you."
Paimon wiped his mouth and said confidently: "You ask, Paimon is very confident in what he eats."
Abedo smiled lightly: "Do you like to eat big smoked and roasted spiders?"
Paimon's face turned pale: "What are you smoking?"
Abedo deliberately frightened her: "I have seen mature petrified ancient trees in ancient secret realms before, and those trees can usually grow to a height of two or three kilometers."
"At the root of the tree, there is often a kind of large spider gathered. That kind of spider, tied tightly with ground gardenia and lemongrass, rubbed with white cardamom, and smoked for several hours."
"The scent...is really...unforgettable. I don't know if the paimon is smoked with the same method, will the taste be better than that of the big spider?"
Paimon was so frightened that he hurriedly slipped into Ying's arms: "I didn't expect Abedo to be a villain, Paimon is not something to eat!"
Keli also pleaded for Paimon: "Brother Abedo, little Paimon is still young, please don't eat her?"
Paimon was very dissatisfied: "Hey, can I eat it when I grow up?"
At this moment, Jiang Li was still biting her lip, her little face flushed red.
In order to be able to integrate into human life, Jiang Li created this avatar for herself that can fully experience pain and other sensations.
But now she regretted it, she wished she could kick Su Han who was scratching her feet under the table to death.
After realizing that Jiang Li didn't dare to make a sound, Su Han became more unscrupulous and scratched harder.
Jiang Li hastily stretched out her slender white hands, tightly covering her small mouth, her beautiful eyes were filled with tears, and she could hardly hold back.
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Although the reminder that the task was completed had arrived, Su Han felt that his self-esteem had been hurt.
I'm fucking scratching so hard, but you still don't laugh?Doesn't this mean that my technology is useless in your eyes?
No, I must make you laugh today.
Su Han's eyes flashed, he bowed left and right, and scratched the soles of Jiang Li's left and right feet at the same time.
Jiang Li couldn't bear it any longer, burst out laughing with tears in her eyes, and said intermittently: "Su Han...you...you damn..."
With a snap, without seeing Jiang Li make any movement, Su Han, who was hiding under the table, blinked, and was immediately pulled out by her.
Su Han, who was held in the air by Jiang Li's collar, tilted his head and chose to play dead.
Jiang Li said angrily: "Don't pretend to be dead, tell me quickly, why did you scratch the soles of my feet?"
Ying and Keqing opened their lips slightly, and their eyes were full of confusion and puzzlement. They never expected that Su Han could do such a thing after just a meal.
Su Han couldn't pretend anymore, and simply cupped his hands and said, "Seeing that Mrs. Jiang Li is bored these days, my son came up with an ingenious idea and thought of some ways to please Mrs. Jiang Li."
Paimon complained, "Then your way of making people happy is really different."
Su Han looked smug: "Oh, Paimon, if you want to praise me for being smart, you can just say it. There are no outsiders here."
Jiang Li was even angrier: "I can't tell, are you quite proud?"
Just as she clenched her small fists and was about to beat Su Han violently, Zhongli said: "Violence is not advisable, let me do it."
Su Han: "?"
Zhong Li smiled lightly, raised his palm lightly, and the rock elements on the ground suddenly accumulated, forming a rock ridge.
Su Han had an ominous premonition: "Wait, what are you going to do?"
Zhong Li made a decision, and under his command, the rock pillar directly carried Su Han into the sky, and jumped out in an instant.
Looking at the people with different expressions, Zhong Li took a sip of his tea and said with a smile, "Let's call it [Disposable Flying Column 001 Version]."
At this moment, in the sky above Liyue Port, many passers-by were pointing at the rock pillars flying in the sky and Su Han.
Su Han, who had just reacted, looked confused, what the hell, Zhongli is addicted to playing, right?
However, Su Han is not a vegetarian. Although the passers-by in Liyue Port couldn't see his figure clearly, he still put on black silk and waved to the passers-by below.
"All eyes look at me, look at me, look at me, I have something to announce, I am Hei Sizhong———"
Before the words were spoken, the rock pillar under him suddenly accelerated, the speed was extremely fast, and he rushed into the Beiguo Bank with Su Han.
With a bang, a wall in the conference room of Beiguo Bank collapsed, revealing Dadalia and the lady.
The rock pillar that had completed its mission disintegrated by itself, and Su Han's figure stepped out of the diffuse dust.
Su Han, who was wearing black silk, said in a deep voice: "A robbery. Hand over all Mora, as much as you have."
Dadalia looked at the strange figure in front of him in amazement, and asked tentatively, "You are Su Han..."
Su Han paused, then shook his head slightly: "No, I'm a black silk straggler."
Miss:"……"
Dadalia said firmly: "No, you are Su Han. Su Han is the only one who wears black silk on his head in Liyue."
Su Han took off the black silk silently: "Hello, the best toy salesman in Zhidong Kingdom. I am very sorry that I broke your wall, but I will bear the repair cost."
The lady's red lips were slightly parted, and she showed a playful smile: "It's really strange that you would offer to bear the expenses?"
Su Han stared and said, "Rosalin, who do you think I am, Su Han? The bill will be sent to Beiguo Bank and Dadalia will reimburse you."
Dadalia: "?"
In the Pastoral Hall, watching the scene projected on the light curtain, everyone was silent.
The corners of Ying's lips were slightly raised, and she said proudly: "As expected of Su Han."
Paimon spread his hands incomprehensibly and said, "Is there anything to be proud of?"
Qin Xin felt the same way: "I think what Knight of Honor wants to express is to be gratified to see your fiancé achieve outstanding achievements in a unique field, right?"
Keli in her arms twitched restlessly: "Captain Qin, Keli finished eating, Keli wants to go to Bubulu to play with Qiqi—"
Qin slightly pondered, nodded and said: "Abedo, Ke Li will trouble you."
Abedo nodded slightly: "Leave Keli to me."
Over the years, Abedo has treated Keli as his own sister, and Qin is relieved to leave it to him.
Not long after Abedo and Keli left, another change occurred in the light curtain.
Ms. Executive Officer of Fools took the initiative to invite Su Han to have a chat alone, but Su Han readily agreed.
Yingmei's eyes turned cold: "Ma'am, what does she want to do?"
Ke Qing also suppressed her smile, and pressed the Dragon Yin in the box.
Barbara looked a little anxious, and whispered: "Sister, brother-in-law will be snatched away by that foolish executive."
Qin shook her head slightly: "I have confidence in Su Han, I won't."
Hu Tao rolled her eyes and stretched her waist: "Hey, I've had enough food and drink. My hall master is going out for a walk, and I'll be back later."
Zhong Li said indifferently: "Chairman, don't go to Su Han. You still have unfinished work."
Seeing that the trick was seen through by him, Hu Tao pouted, reluctantly called Jiang Li and Lao Meng, and followed Zhong Li to the client's house to carry the coffin.
After Hu Tao and the others left, only Ying, Keqing, Barbara, and Qin continued to watch the light curtain in the Hall of Rebirth, and there was a cat eating emergency food.
The lady twisted her waist and respectfully invited Su Han to a small room.
Seeing Su Han sitting down on the sofa, the lady was not in a hurry to sit down, and made a pot of black tea for Su Han herself, bending over and serving it with both hands.
"Mr. Su Han, please forgive me for being rude to you in front of Dadalia."
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