Su Han continued to ask: "However, I still have a question."
"Before Zhongli pleaded for you. For his sake, I can let the past go and let you go free."
"But why did you stay with me again? I don't believe it's for fun."
The little fox also showed a nasty smile: "Want to know? Keep your curiosity and keep guessing, little guy."
Su Han: "..."
Paimon spread his hands and said, "Are you hurting each other here?"
At this time, there was a rustling sound from the jungle in the distance, as if someone was rushing towards here.
Su Han's expression changed: "It seems that someone is coming, I have to finish my change before they come."
Paimon turned his face away in embarrassment: "Su Han, don't worry about running naked, Paimon promises not to peek."
However, at this moment, Su Han noticed a familiar aura approaching here, it seemed to be his close friend Zhang Si.
Su Han murmured: "Hey, why is that guy here? Come on, come and see with me."
Zhang Si's face was pale, panting heavily, and hurried towards the cliff edge of Tianheng Mountain.
He encountered an unprecedented crisis - just a few days ago, his sister introduced him to a blind date, which was a marriage of an aristocratic family.
The woman fell in love with Zhang Si at a glance. It was nothing to do with it, but Zhang Si refused to agree to it.
Because the woman was about 300 catties fat, with a three-story chin, and trembling when she walked, Zhang Si even suspected that her appetite could be comparable to that of little Paimeng.
After being entangled by that fat woman, Zhang Si didn't think about food and drink, and wanted to get rid of her entanglement day and night.
However, although the opponent is fat, he has the God's Eye of the wind attribute, and his running speed is not inferior to Zhang Si's.
No, the reason why Zhang Si ran to the cliff of Tianheng Mountain was to warn the other party that if she pestered him again, he would jump off Tianheng Mountain.
"Yo yo, isn't this Zhang Si? Why are you running so fast, someone is chasing you?" A familiar voice sounded behind Zhang Si.
Zhang Si looked back and saw his close friend Su Han, and the little Paimon and the pink little fox sitting on his shoulders.
"Brother, help me quickly. There is a 300-pound fat woman chasing after me, oh no, chase me down."
Zhang Dada was overjoyed, grabbed Su Han's hand and begged, "Why don't you talk to Huixin and tell her not to let me go on blind dates again."
"Or you can take me to Mond to stay for a while, I can't stay in Liyue anymore."
Su Han gave a thumbs up: "A fat woman who weighs more than 300 catties, Zhang Si is a blessing."
"Go and hide in the woods first, I still have something to do, I will help you after I finish."
Zhang Si breathed a sigh of relief, and said gratefully: "Su Han, I knew you could still be reliable at critical times."
After Zhang Si hid in the woods, Su Han picked up the white silk and put it on his head, then took off his clothes and put on a female hat.
The little fox wagged its tail and stared at Su Han intently.
Su Han waved his hand away and said, "What are you looking at? The stinky hooligans are taking advantage of my stragglers."
Little Fox: "Hmph, is this the capital you used to squander? It's really good——"
Paimon thought for a while, then escaped into Su Han's body: "In this way, Paimon won't be lost—"
Su Han paused: "So why did you pull my hair all the time?"
Paimeng said guiltily, "Hey——"
The little fox showed a bit of surprise: "Oh, the little guy is surrounded by interesting little guys—"
Su Han made a rough calculation and thought that many people from Liyue had already come to Tianheng Mountain. If so, let's go!
Thinking of this, Su Han opened his arms and rushed out, and shouted loudly under Liyueren's complex eyes: "All eyes are on the same level as me."
"Look at me, look at me, I'm announcing something, I'm a straggler!"
[Congratulations on getting (Scattered Soldier Playing Card).Effect: After using it, it can turn into the appearance of a straggler of the Fools' Executor, which lasts for half an hour, but cannot possess his abilities. 】
At this moment, Su Han, who was running against the breeze, was free. Wherever he went, everyone gave way.
Su Han was in a very happy mood, and even hummed a little song: "I want to be as free as the wind... Be as strong as Zhang Si—"
"Zhang Si is hiding in the woods, anyone who wants to find him hurry up, don't let him run away."
Hearing this, a 300-jin fat woman pushed away the crowd and ran vigorously towards the woods: "Zhang Lang, here I come—"
However, Su Han's streaking didn't last long. As soon as he ran to a deserted corner, he triggered another achievement.
[You have triggered the achievement (Xu Sheng of Liyue). When you are in the territory of Liyue, if the stragglers dare to attack again, you will be punished by three hundred catties of fat women (Mount Tai topped). 】
The next moment, the running fat woman instantly turned into white light and disappeared from the sight of everyone in Liyue.
Su Han's complexion changed, and he lost his voice: "My life is in danger!"
Is this self-inflicted?It's too scary to be overwhelmed by a fat woman!
However, to Su Han's surprise, the girl who fell from the sky turned out to be a girl in a goose-yellow dress——Jiang Li.
[It has been detected that the three-hundred-jin fat woman has left Liyue, and it will be automatically replaced by the thirty-ton Ruo Tuo Dragon King for you. 】
"Isn't this fucking outrageous? But it's quite reasonable when you think about it carefully. Fat Tuo Dragon King, if you read it quickly, you will be Fat Woman Dragon King." Su Han murmured.
boom!
A bewildered Jiang Li descended from the sky, and pressed on Su Han's back with unrivaled strength, completely suppressing him.
The little fox was dumbfounded: "Hey, why is it you?"
Jiang Li was also confused: "Where is this place... and the people under me are..."
Su Han's expression was complicated, and he said weakly: "Jiang Li, can you get off me, please, I'm about to be crushed to death by you."
After hearing Su Han's voice, Jiang Li hurriedly raised her round buttocks, trying to get away from Su Han's back.
But before Su Han took a breath, Jiang Li sat down involuntarily.
Jiang Li looked flustered: "Why can't I control my body? Su Han, what kind of tricks are you playing?"
Su Han looked desperate: "I, Su Han, have committed many evils in my life, has the retribution finally come?"
"Pfft, it's so heavy... I'm going to be crushed to death by the Fat Tuo Dragon King!"
Jiang Li's pretty face darkened, and she smiled and said, "Su Han, you really want to go back to Mond, right? Why don't you just crawl back to Mond with me on your back."
Su Han cried out sadly: "No!"
Jiang Li, who was riding on Su Han, patted him on the back: "Drive! Su Han, let's go!"
-
Rice wife, eight red island.
The straggler looked indifferent, raised his foot, and stepped on the face of a field soldier repeatedly grinding.
"Oh, really, why does anyone dare to stir up my anger? Is it bullying me and no one can use it?"
The surrounding Yefuzhong held the blades in their hands nervously, and slowly backed away.
I didn't expect to encounter a hard stubble this time. The brothers didn't have eyes when they robbed and killed several Zhidong people.As a result, he met this powerful little dwarf.
The straggler said coldly: "It will not be enough for you to die ten thousand times to destroy my plan."
The confidantes loyal to the stragglers had almost died a few days ago, and only two confidants left to follow the stragglers across the ocean to Daoqi.
However, the travel restrictions on [Ms.] and [Young Master] have not yet been lifted, and the construction of the Xieyan factory on Yalu Island can only be carried out by stragglers.
The straggler originally wanted to leave this matter to his confidants, and he only needed to control the overall situation.
But he never expected that just because of a momentary negligence, two of his confidantes died at the hands of Dao's wife.
In this way, the plan to build the Xieyan factory can only be postponed, and the stragglers need to mobilize manpower from other places again. The Ye Fuzhong is really hateful.
Ye Fuzhong lying on the ground said weakly, "Damn dwarf...you...you don't think we are the only ones here, do you?"
As soon as these words came out, the skirmisher was stunned, as if hearing the funniest joke in the world, he laughed out of breath: "Hahaha, hahaha."
"Naive, really naive, after all, you are all trash, and it doesn't matter how much trash comes around."
The faces of the Ye Fuzhong around were blue and white, and they were humiliated by the stragglers.
Ye Fuzhong lying on the ground was not reconciled, and tried to scare off the stragglers: "Our boss is still on his way, so hurry up and run for your life while there is still time."
The surrounding Ye Fuzhong also echoed: "That's right, that's right, our boss is not something you, a dwarf, can handle."
"The boss is huge, has a ferocious face, can stop children from crying at night, and can't grow any grass with one punch. Even an ordinary demon god is not his opponent at all."
The skirmisher sneered and said, "No grass will grow with one punch? If I trigger the thunder, it will also make no grass grow here."
"Ordinary demon gods are not his opponents? Could it be that you can summon even more terrifying demon gods?"
"Huh? Don't make me laugh, your so-called boss is nothing at all, right? What kind of mechanical descendant are you playing with me here?"
Speaking of which, the stragglers didn't bother to continue talking nonsense with these wild people, and directly triggered the sky thunder, splitting them into coke.
But at this moment-
A violent piercing sound sounded.
A fat woman weighing more than 300 catties fell from the sky, directly crushing the unprepared stragglers under her body.
For a while, sand and stones flew, and dust splashed everywhere.
The fat woman looked shocked: "Where is this place? Where is my Zhang Lang?"
An unprecedented humiliation lingered in the hearts of the scattered soldiers.
The skirmisher never thought that he would be crushed by a fat woman one day.
He exerted all his strength, trying to break free from the fat woman's suppression, but with a slight movement, the fat woman pressed even harder.
Snapped!
The fat woman stretched out her big hand like a cattail fan, and patted the scattered soldiers: "Where is my Zhang Lang?"
The straggler gritted his teeth and said, "How the hell do I know where your cockroaches are? Get lost!"
boom!
A purple-black lightning struck Fat Po's body.
The fat woman screamed in fright, and pressed even tighter. The straggler's face was ashen, his chest was tight, and he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
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