Ying thought for a while, and took out the yellow talisman she had brought along from Xiangshengtang.
Then write [Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law to obey orders] on it, and stick it on the surface of the pot.
Ying pointed at the spout and shouted: "Su Han, Paimeng, in another hour or three quarters, you will turn into pus."
"While there is still time, do you have any last words to say?"
Su Han: "I really want to live another 500 years..."
Paimon: "Pimon still wants to eat a lot of delicious food..."
Grandma Ping: "..."
Yan Fei couldn't stand it anymore, she pushed Ying into the pot, and then walked in by herself.
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There is a hole in this pot, it really is: the peaks are abrupt, the mountains are steep and rugged.There are gurgling waters under the deep stream, and the fragrance of beautiful flowers in front of the cliff.
The backs and mountains overlap, and the ancient road is surrounded by bays.It's true that cranes come and pine are accompanied, but as expected, clouds and stones have no one to rely on.Profound apes look for fruits to Qinghui, and elks look for flowers to rejoice in the warm sun.The green luan is whistling, and the yellow bird is singing wildly.
It is eye-catching and amazing to see.What is surprising is that there are many spider webs made of elemental forces in this pot.
Not to mention the spider webs blocking their way forward, spiders and slimes would jump out from time to time.
Su Han took out the poke ball that had been dusty for a long time, and caught a few slimes, Yan Fei was amazed to see it.
Yan Fei: "What is this?"
Su Han: "Miss Yan Fei, I will charge you five thousand moras for one question."
Yan Fei raised her eyebrows, took out Mo La decisively, and repeated the previous question.
Su Han replied: "This is an alchemy tool that I carefully developed. You can call it [Elf Ball]."
Yan Fei asked: "What does it do?"
Su Han glanced at her and said with a smile, "Five thousand moras."
Yan Fei glared at Su Han, and handed him five thousand moras.
Su Han: "Catch small monsters."
Yan Fei: "What exactly can you catch?"
Su Han: "Five thousand Mora—"
Yan Fei silently took out the legal documents, and said angrily, "I'll find out for you, what is the crime of insulting the Emperor of the Rock?"
"How many years in prison and how much fine."
Su Han: "The great Coconut Sheep Secretary has pardoned my sins."
Yan Fei: "You!"
Ying: 【This strong sense of déjà vu... No, I can't let them continue to quarrel. 】
A powerful aura erupted from Ying's delicate body, making her feel like she had divine help, gods could block and kill gods, and demons could block and kill demons.
After a while, Ying wiped out all the elemental creatures in the Dust Song Pot, and Yan Fei was dumbfounded.
Yan Fei: "Okay... so strong, who is she, and why is she so strong?"
"Hey, don't kill grandma's crane, what do you want to do?"
Grandma Ping: "..."
Ying crossed her waist: "I want to make sweet flower stuffed chicken..."
Yan Fei: "?"
Su Han: "Her name is Ying, and she is my wife."
Yan Fei gave him a sympathetic look: "You have such a violent wife, you must have been beaten a lot at home, right?"
Su Han: "..."
Paimon: "Wow, Yan Fei can tell at a glance."
Ying held Su Han's palm with a soft expression: "I usually listen to Su Han."
Yan Fei: "So, do you deny that you beat him..."
Not long after, under the leadership of Yan Fei, Su Han and others successfully obtained the [Dichen Bell] and left the Chenge Pot.
Su Han looked at Grandma Ping, if what he expected was true, this Grandma Ping should be a fairy.
No wonder, in this way, Mr. Zhongli is very knowledgeable and understands the past and present, so it makes sense.
In other words, Mr. Zhongli, who has a good relationship with Grandma Ping, should also be a fairy.
Grandma Ping said with a smile: "Young people are quick with their hands and feet. After a while, I got it."
"The red ball in your hand, can you show grandma?"
Su Han nodded in agreement, and handed an elf ball to Grandma Ping.
Grandma Ping looked at it for a while and said, "Son, can you give me some more?"
"The old woman is more interested in this ball and wants to study it."
"Of course, the old lady will not treat you badly. Come back after a while, and I have something good to give you."
Yan Fei: "Don't worry, grandma won't break her promise, but she..."
Paimon: "Is the mother-in-law a fairy?"
Grandma Ping: "Hehehe... Immortal..."
"My old lady hasn't heard anyone seriously mention these two words for a long time."
"As for whether I am a fairy or not, child, don't you understand in your heart?"
Paimon proudly crossed his waist: "I don't understand..."
Su Han thought for a while, anyway, this elf ball is already dispensable to him, it is no different from a toy.
Since Grandma Ping wanted it, it wouldn't hurt to trade it with the immortal.
Thinking of this, Su Han suddenly knelt down on one knee and cupped his fists.
"Han drifts half his life, and only regrets that he has not met the Ming Lord. If Ping does not give up, Han is willing to worship as a foster mother."
fluorescent:"?"
Paimon: "?"
Grandma Ping: "?"
Young master hiding in the dark: "?"
Yan Fei was even more confused, no, I call you grandma, you call mother-in-law, you let this mess with my seniority, right?
But then, a scene that shocked everyone even more happened.
After Su Han got up calmly, he turned to Yan Fei, knelt down on one knee, and clasped his fists.
"Han drifts half his life, and only regrets that he has not met the Ming Lord. If he does not give up, Han is willing to worship as his adoptive mother."
Yan Fei: "!!!∑(?д?ノ)ノ......"
Su Han: "Han drifts away for half his life, and only regrets that he has not met the Ming Lord. If he does not give up, Han is willing to worship as his adoptive mother."
fluorescent:"??"
Su Han: "Han drifts half his life, and only hates not meeting the Ming Lord. If you don't give up, Han is willing to worship as a foster mother."
Paimon folded his little hands and nodded with a smile: "Yeah, Paimon agreed."
Su Han: "Paimeng, you fucking..."
Ying: "Do you want to die?"
【Congratulations, you have obtained (Fools Executive Officer) Experience Card? 1, S-Class (Bronze Ancient Coffin)? 1, (Liyue Law) Mastery. 】
Su Han stood up: "I was joking just now, how about it, is it a surprise or not, or is it—"
"Pfft—"
Su Han who had just stood up was punched by Ying and fell to the ground.
Grandma Ping: "..."
Yan Fei: "..."
Ying: "Are you surprised, are you surprised?"
Su Han: "Accident..."
Grandma Ping: "Old lady, I have lived for so many years, and this is the first time I have seen this scene today."
Su Han struggled to get up, and handed the elf ball to Grandma Ping.
He said with a serious expression: "These are my treasures. Since you always want them, I will reluctantly give up."
Grandma Ping laughed and said, "Don't worry, the old lady won't let you suffer."
Paimon asked, "But mother-in-law, is that why you gave us the bell?"
"Aren't you surprised? As soon as Dijun Yan's accident happened, we hurriedly asked you for the bell."
Grandma Ping said with a smile: "Silly boy, throughout the ages in Liyue Port, I don't know how many immortals have left, and I don't know how many storms have been caused."
"But no matter which time it is, according to the rules, the [Send Xian Dian Yi] should be done decently first, and then arrange the following things."
"I kept shouting to catch the murderer, but delayed the [Ceremony of Sending Immortals]. In my opinion, this is putting the cart before the horse."
"Now that you are here to borrow the bell, I figured it must be some old friend who finally couldn't see it and came out to preside over the overall situation."
Su Han: "Grandma, can you give me this bell?"
Paimon: "Hey! You, this is my mother-in-law's stuff! You have to return it after you use it up!"
Yan Fei: "Oh, even if this bell is given to you, you won't need it."
Grandma Ping: "Send it to you? You are so straightforward, hahaha, you can take it if you want."
"But this bell is very home-loving, maybe it will slip back to my old lady at some point."
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