The original gods were hunted down by them after death

Let the cute rice crust dance in black silk, this proposal Xiangling couldn't refuse.

Xiangling solemnly agreed to Su Han's request.

Xiangling: "Crispy rice is my best partner, it likes spicy pork buns the most."

"Hee hee, I'm going to make it for it, let it dance."

Seeing Xiangling's back going away, Su Han was so moved, this is the indelible bond between good partners.

Hehehe, one day, I will let little Paimon dance in front of me too.

On the other side of Wanmin Hall, Yinger asked in a low voice, "Ying, so you and Mr. Su have already..."

Ying shook her head slightly: "No..."

Yinger was surprised: "Why?"

Ying crossed her waist and proudly said: "The sweetest thing is what you can't get."

"I plan to wait until the day I officially marry Su Han before handing me over to him."

"Actually, Su Han is very obedient. Although he usually likes to flirt with other girls. But I can feel that his feelings for me are not half false."

"Of course, I have the same feelings for him. One day, with the blessing of all our friends, we will enter the palace of marriage."

Speaking of this, Ying gritted her teeth: "Like Amber, Yula, Qin, Lisa..."

"Wait, they can only watch me marry Su Han, but they are powerless in their hearts."

"I want to prove to them that I'm the one who has the last laugh."

Ying'er looked at her with a smile: "Women, sometimes you need to take the initiative."

"If one day, Ying can't make up her mind, she can ask her sister for help."

"My sister has a useful balm here, I guarantee you will take away Mr. Su's soul—"

Ying took a sip of tea, talking and laughing with great confidence: "Su Han will only be mine, and no one else can take it away."

……

Not long after, Xiangling came out of the house holding the rice dumpling.

Su Han grandly introduced the heavyweight dancer Guoba to the diners of Wanmintang.

"Next, please enjoy the amorous dance brought by rice crust."

"Lululu—"

Guoba smiled and waved to the diners in Wanmin Hall.

Then, under everyone's gaze, the black silk scorched buttocks twisted and started to dance.

[Congratulations on getting a level (dancing card). 】

Su Han beat the beat and sang: "Two Kaiyas love to dance... Di Luke obediently pulls the carrot—"

"I learned to walk with Yura, Paimon is the most beautiful gift—"

"The dandelion is blowing, Miss Ying spreads her wings and flies—"

puff--

Ying took a sip of tea and sprayed it out.

Chapter 160 9 Su Han's Clumsy Plan Provoked the Emperor's Son, but Was Misunderstood by Pai [-]K

Liyue Yun came to the sea, in front of the statue of the Seven Heavens.

Zhong Li stood in front of the statue, his expression seemed to be recalling something.

Hearing the approaching footsteps, Zhong Li turned around and looked at Su Han and the others: "You are here."

When he noticed the new injury on Su Han's face, Zhong Li smiled lightly and said, "Hehehe, is Su Han making travelers angry again?"

Paimon smiled and described the scene at that time, dancing with his hands and feet: "Yes, I was beaten terribly."

Su Han smiled and said, "Oh, what does Cricket Paimeng know? This is the proof of Miss Ying's love for me."

Zhongli's eyes were soft: "Staying with you will make you feel much better, thank you..."

Ying arranged the four small boxes neatly: "Mr. Zhongli must have been waiting for a long time, we brought all the ointments."

Zhong Li smiled lightly and said, "Compared to the watch of the rock king and emperor engraved on the statue, it is only a short moment."

Paimon laughed and said, "Hey, how can people compare to statues?"

Zhongli smiled lightly and did not answer. Only then did he realize that there were four boxes placed in front of the statue.

Zhong Li asked: "Hey, how come there are four copies of this balm?"

Su Han replied: "That's right, I also entrusted Xiangling to help us make a balm that feels beeping."

"How should I say the taste? It's very delicate. Since Emperor Yanwang is a dragon, he might like it."

Zhong Li nodded slightly: "Since that's the case, let's try to enshrine one by one. I hope there won't be any mistakes."

Ying silently opened the box and offered a balm called [Golden House Cangjiao].

Paimon: "This is the first balm. Miss Ying'er said it is sweet and dreamy, and it is the favorite of little girls."

Afterwards, Ying enshrined [Shanyin brocade cluster].

Paimon: "This is the second type of balm. It is said to be the favorite of wealthy daughters."

Then, Ying enshrined [Piao Miao Xian Yuan].

Paimon: "The third type of balm has a soft but long-lasting fragrance, like a hazy mist...whatever, it is most popular with mature women."

Finally, Su Han enshrined a balm called [Beep Beep Ka].

Paimon: "The fourth balm, the aroma smells a bit like the fishy smell of seafood, giving people a sticky feeling."

"Su Han said that since Emperor Yan Wang is a dragon, he might like this ointment."

Zhongli: "..."

The sky suddenly turned from sunny to dark, dark clouds gathered, and light rain gradually dripped down.

click-

The thick purple lightning struck Su Han's feet, and the gravel splashed everywhere.

Su Han was caught off guard by being so frightened suddenly, staggered and fell into the haystack.

Ying: "Poof——"

Zhongli: "Hehehe...be careful where you step, Su Han..."

Paimon: "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what's going on? The dark clouds have faded and the sky is clear?"

Zhong Li: "It's because Emperor Yanwang is angry, so I'll punish him a little bit."

While chatting and laughing, purple misty fairy mist emanated from [Piaomiao Xianyuan], wrapped around the statue of the Seven Heavens, and then drifted away.

Su Han jumped up, all the depression just now was swept away, he took out [Ya Tengu's special camera] click click click click on the statue of the Seven Heavens God.

【Attention, you have triggered the special effect of (Crow Tengu's special camera). 】

[In the next period of time, your chances of encountering enemies will increase, and the chances of them chasing and killing you will increase. 】

Paimon noticed this scene keenly, and lost his voice: "Eh? That was—"

Ying said firmly: "It seems that Emperor Yan Wang likes this one very much."

Su Han became excited: "This is big news, hehehe——"

"When I have time to talk to Ying'er, we will work together to sell [Dijun Yan's favorite balm]."

Paimon asked suspiciously: "That's the style that mature big sisters like to use. Could it be that... Yan Wang Dijun is actually a big sister?"

Zhongli laughed heartily: "Perhaps, there are thousands of incarnations of the Rock King Dijun, perhaps there really is such an image."

Paimon: "Unfortunately, we have only seen that particularly huge dragon..."

Su Han: "If Emperor Yanwang is really a woman, I will..."

Zhong Li: "What do you want?"

Su Han: "I will worship her as a foster mother!"

Zhongli: "[?_??]"

fluorescent:"??"

Su Han explained: "Think about it, Emperor Yan Wang can be hailed as a martial god who swept away thousands of armies, and his combat effectiveness must be very high among the seven gods."

"As for me, Su Han, I'm a man, and I'm also very dignified."

"So, it's normal for me to worship the Rock King Dijun as my adoptive mother, right?"

Paimon: "Oh, that makes sense."

Ying: "That makes sense, shit, go to hell!"

After receiving Ying's heavy punch, Su Han's face was neither red nor heartbeat, and he didn't react at all. He smiled and said, "Oh, it doesn't hurt or itch, Miss Ying is really gentle."

Ying sneered and put on Fengquan's gloves: "I can be more gentle, do you want to try?"

Su Han knelt down with a thud, hugging Ying's beautiful legs and weeping bitterly.

"Sorry, I was wrong, please don't murder your husband."

Zhongli: "..."

Ying shyly withdrew and retreated: "Don't let those who rub against my legs, Mr. Zhongli is still there."

Zhong Li sighed: "It's okay, you two just pretend that I don't exist."

"Next... I hope you can borrow the 【Cleaning Bell】for me."

Paimon was a little curious: "[Dichen Bell]? Can it be eaten?"

Zhongli replied: "Now, the [Dichen Bell] is kept by a friend of mine, Grandma Ping."

"She is admiring flowers near Yujing Terrace. If you ask her, she will naturally know."

"As for whether it can be eaten or not, it should not be eaten according to general rationality."