The original gods were hunted down by them after death

"Although I, as the hero of Mond, quelled the storm disaster and saved the wind dragon Tewarin..."

"But I still like others to treat me as an ordinary person, and you don't have to be so polite when getting along with me."

Xiangling: "..."

Seeing Su Han endlessly counting his heroic deeds, Ying and Paimon were shocked, why did you not mention our names in your heroic deeds!

Hu Tao: "This is a foreign traveler and an honorary knight of Mond. You can call her Ying."

Xiangling: "You... hello..."

After thinking for a while, Ying recounted Su Han's previous deeds intact, but the protagonist in the deeds was replaced by herself.

But when introducing Paimon, Hu Tao encountered a difficult problem. Paimon is surrounded by a bunch of delicacies, how to introduce her.

That little guy next to the food is Paimon?No, this is a language problem.

Su Han took the initiative to introduce: "Xiangling, the fifth set from the left is Paimeng."

Xiangling asked curiously, "The fifth plate? What a wonderful food, is Paimon delicious?"

Ying proudly puffed out her small chest: "Of course it's delicious, it'll burst with every bite."

Paimon stomped his feet angrily: "Hey! No, Paimon doesn't eat it! And what the hell is popping pulp? It's so scary!"

Xiangling could see that there were some problems with the friends Hu Tao had made this time, and the little white guy was pretty normal.

Xiangling picked up the rice crust on the ground: "Hee hee, you two have such a good relationship... I also have such a good friend—"

Paimon: "Where did you see that we have a good relationship?!"

Xiangling: "It's called rice cracker, isn't it cute? Rice cracker, come and say hello to everyone."

Guoba waved his hand at several people: "Lululu——"

Su Han had a subtle expression on his face: "Why does the scorching sound of rice crust remind me of someone."

Ying looked at him in shock: "So you also wanted to go with me?"

Paimon: "Who is it?"

Su Han began to ask questions: "It is said that dogs can bark, cats can meow, and crispy rice can be lululu, so senior Di Luke can?"

Ying raised her hand to answer: "Potpotpot—"

Paimon: "Hey, Master Di Luke will kill you with a sword when he hears..."

"Hee hee, why don't you treat Paimon to a delicious meal, and Paimon will just pretend that this didn't happen—"

Xiangling took a step back unnaturally, wow, damn it, what's the matter with this inexplicable atmosphere of a family of three?

Hu Tao: "Okay, okay, don't be poor, let's order."

"Xiangling's cooking skills are very good. There are very few dishes that she doesn't know how to cook. I want boiled fish with shrimp dumplings—"

After several people ordered the dishes one after another, Paimon asked, "Excuse me, can you make big red lotus spicy slime?"

Xiangling was stunned, and then took Paimon's little hand: "I never thought that I, Xiangling, would meet someone of the same kind today."

"Just right, I still have fresh slime here, I will definitely cook you a delicious meal."

Paimeng's eyes sparkled, and he stomped his feet excitedly: "Wow, it turns out that Xiangling really knows how to do it, thank you so much."

"Su Han...you must have never tasted slime, right..."

"Su Han, eh? Where are you guys?"

As soon as Paimeng turned around, he found that Su Han and others were all gone.

……

Zhong Li sat in the private room, looked at the three extra guests and Paimeng who came uninvited, and couldn't help but remain silent.

Hu Tao: "Hey, we used to pay for Mr. Zhongli at Xiangsheng Hall, but today is the first time I have experienced the feeling of Mr. Zhongli's treat."

Su Han: "Mr. Zhongli, have you settled on the best time to rob Beiguo Bank?"

Ying: "Tomorrow is the annual invitation to immortal ceremony. I heard that the host of this ceremony is Ningguang, the star of Tianquan among the seven stars of Liyue."

"After the fairy ceremony is over, the young master and the lady should come to Su Han and ask him to fulfill the contract."

Zhong Li said in a deep voice, "Don't worry too much, I've already prepared."

"After the invitation ceremony is over, the fools will surely fall into riots, and then it will be the best time for you to do it."

Paimon: "I heard that if you make a wish at the ceremony of inviting immortals, you will be blessed by the emperor and immortals, so that people's wishes will come true."

"Pimon originally wanted to make a wish for Mora, but..."

"If the robbery of Beiguo Bank is successful, then this wish will be useless."

Hu Tao: "Then you can make a wish to let the emperor bless the fools and the executive officers to die suddenly, so that you can easily rob the Bank of Beiguo."

Su Han shook his head and said: "This is just an unrealistic rumor. I can't believe it. Maybe the Emperor Yanwang himself has troubles that he can't solve."

"After seeing the gods, I realized that the gods are just humanoid creatures with extraordinary powers. They are not much different from humans in essence. They all like drinking and fishing..."

Zhongli: "..."

Su Han: "Let me tell you two stories. This story comes from the wind god Barbatos of Mond."

Everyone in the box showed expressions of interest.

Chapter 140: After the death of the author, he was hunted down by Paimeng 4K

Since Hu Tao is also here, Su Han naturally cannot say that he is the wind god Barbatos.

After all, he has not been recognized by the Heart of God, not to mention that in Su Han's heart, the real Barbatos has always been someone else.

Su Han: "Once upon a time, there was a man hiding from the rain under the eaves. At this moment, he saw Barbatos, the god of wind, pass by him with an umbrella."

Zhongli: "..."

Su Han: "This person said: [Master Barbatos, please help me, I see you are holding an umbrella, how about taking me for a ride?"

"Barbatos said: [Hey, I'm in the rain, you're under the eaves, and there's no rain under the eaves, so you don't need my help]."

"So the man immediately jumped out of the eaves and stood in the rain: [Now I am also in the rain, should you help me?"

"Barbatos said: [You are in the rain, and I am also in the rain. I am not wet because I have an umbrella; you are rained because I have no umbrella.]"

“[So it’s not me helping myself, but the umbrella helping me. If you want to help, you don’t need to ask me, please find an umbrella yourself.]”

Ying: "Although this story sounds very philosophical, but why after you changed your name to Barbatos, I felt that she was trying to fish..."

Su Han: "The next day, this man encountered a difficult situation, so he went to the square of Mond Cathedral to pray to the statue of Barbatos."

"When she walked in, she realized that there was also a person worshiping in front of the statue of Barbatos. That person looked exactly like Barbatos, and he was exactly the same."

"The man asked: [Are you Barbatos?]"

"Barbatos replied: [I am Barbatos.]"

"The man asked again: [Then why do you worship yourself?]"

"Barbatos smiled and said: [Hey, I also encountered difficulties, but I know that it is better to ask others than to ask yourself.]"

Ying: "This story tells us that it's useless to count on Barbatos. It's better to count on Mora rain."

Paimon: "Is that so?"

Su Han explained: "So, the story of Barbatos tells us that it is better to ask for others than to ask for ourselves."

"Instead of believing in the illusory blessings of gods and immortals, it is better to improve one's strength, knowledge and knowledge down-to-earth."

"Later, the protagonist of the story stayed away from Mond, and through years of hard work and inheritance of the 1000 million Mora inheritance from his dead uncle, he succeeded in becoming Liyue's Celestial Power Star."

Hu Tao: "So you're telling the story of Ningguang?!"

Zhong Li's gilt eyes showed approval: "That's right, although your adaptation of the story deviates a little, but the core idea is correct."

"Liyue said that it is a country that walks with the gods, but why didn't the rock king hope that the people of Liyue could be independent and truly move towards a country that is "ruled by men"? "

"Su Han's thinking is somewhat similar to that Yu Hengxing's. Maybe you will become good friends."

Su Han said with a sneer: "I just made her angry. It's a good thing if she doesn't hit me on the head with the hilt."

Hu Tao: "Hey...it's okay..."

"My hall master was also knocked by her sword hilt because she teased her...but she calmed down quickly..."

Zhong Li took a sip of tea: "Su Han, although I don't fully understand you, I also know your temperament."

"You don't respect gods, in my opinion, this is a good thing."

"But tomorrow's invitation ceremony is the most important thing. The Liyue people have always respected the rock god Morax."

"I hope you will not make any outrageous actions then, so as not to worry the hall master and me."

Su Han: "Could it be that in your eyes, I am such a ignorant person?"

Several people nodded silently.

Ying: "With your personality, I wouldn't think it strange even if you kidnapped Tianquan star on the spot."

Su Han: "Speaking of Tianquan Xingguang, we planned to cooperate with her to start a newspaper."

"Now it seems that there is no need for that. When the North Country Bank vault falls into my hands, I will be able to open branches in the Seven Kingdoms."

Zhong Li: "A newspaper?"

Su Han unpacked his bag, took out the latest issue of the Dandelion newspaper and distributed it to everyone present, everyone looked sideways, smiled, and sighed silently, thinking it was wonderful.

Paimon: "Shocked, Mond moron attacked the cathedral for such a thing?"

Ying: "Death to reveal the secrets of Mond's combat power rankings, the first place is absolutely unexpected to you."

Hu Tao: "A man surnamed Zhang carved graffiti in Liyue Scenic Area for no reason? The reason behind it is heartwarming."

Zhong Li: "The secret of the creative prototype of "Explore the Clouds and the Sea" may be related to the Mond people."

"Hehe, it's interesting and novel. It's much more free in terms of content creation than "Steambird"...but aren't you afraid of offending people?"

Su Han: "I'm afraid, so I wrote the editor's name on the newspaper: Liyue Zhangsi."

"When Zhang Si gets out of prison and sees how famous he is, he will be very happy."

Paimon: "It should be crying out loud!"