The original gods were hunted down by them after death

But Tian Tiezui had a cheeky face, and cupped his hands: "Everyone, if you want to continue listening, please give me more rewards. Let's continue tomorrow and talk about a few more paragraphs."

[Option [-]: Go up and beat Tian Tiezui violently, and ask him why he didn't continue talking while beating him. 】

[Completion Reward: Achievement (Storyteller's Nightmare).Effect: Any storyteller will be afraid when they see you, and no one dares to break the chapter in front of you. 】

[Option 1: Feeling dissatisfied, seek Tian Tiezui's opinion, go up and perform a talent show, and win half of the applause.Completion reward: (timbre imitation lv[-]). 】

[Option [-]: Do something that is enough to shock Zhongli, the past guest Qing.Completion Reward: (Sizzling Squid) Cooking Proficiency. 】

Zhongli, the guest of the past life hall?

Su Han looked around blankly, there were many spectators here, but he didn't know any of them.

If he can find the other party, he can take him to the Xiangsheng Hall to meet Hall Master Hu.

As for seeking Tian Tiezui's opinion, it was a very skillful thing.

People's teahouses can't just let strangers go up to perform, otherwise, if they are not careful, it is easy to hit their own signboard.

Just when everyone was about to leave, Su Han slapped the table hard and shouted: "Hey, okay——"

It was already the end of the show, and the cheers were still dragging at the end, just booing, which was tantamount to provocation for Tian Tiezui.

Zhang Si poked him quietly: "Don't make people angry."

Tian Tiezui frowned and said, "Is there any dissatisfaction with this judge?"

Su Han deliberately sang the opposite tune: "Tsk tsk tsk, Tian Tiezui, I, Su San, think what you said is not very good."

Tian Tiezui was not happy: "I, Tian Tiezui, have been teaching storytelling here for so many years, and there are really few people who say it is bad."

"If you have any dissatisfaction, you can point it out and let everyone comment."

Everyone thought it was true, originally they were dissatisfied with this Su San's actions, but what he said next made them interested.

Su Han: "I think it's fine if I fuck myself."

Zhang Si whispered: "No, are you serious? Don't be beaten up?"

Su Han turned a blind eye and watched Tian Tiezui's reaction.

Instead of being angry, Tian Tiezui smiled: "Okay, okay, are you messing things up? Then you come, you go."

Su Han laughed secretly, this crosstalk actor has four basic skills [Tricking and Deceiving]...

No, it should be [Eating, Drinking, Whoring and Gambling]. He is proficient in everything, and it is not trivial to win half of the applause?

In front of everyone, Su Han did not show any timidity, went up to the stage, took over the folding fan, picked up the Xingmu and patted it.

"Storytelling, singing and opera to persuade people, the three roads take the middle; good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and the right way in the world is vicissitudes of life."

As the saying goes: Once an expert makes a move, he will know if there is one.

This opening poem immediately attracted everyone's interest, and it happened to attract Zhongli who was about to leave his seat.

Zhong Li took a sip of his tea, then continued to sit down, ready to see how capable Su Han was, and dared to challenge Tian Tiezui.

Su Han: "Today, I will bring you a little narrative song - "Exploring the Clouds and the Seas."

"Don't mind if you don't sing well, I'll just sing like this, and you just listen to it like this."

Everyone was nibbling melon seeds and sipping tea, and they all thought that this Mr. Su San was being modest.

I never thought about this opening, and the tone-deaf tune almost sent people away. You are really immodest to co-author.

However, if you listen carefully, although this Mr. Su San's skills are a bit weak, this novel little song has a special charm.

"The peach leaves point upwards, and the willow leaves cover the sky."

"Ming, who is in his place, listen to me carefully."

"Hey, this happened in Liyue's Rebirth Hall."

Zhongli: "?"

Everyone: "?"

Su Han continued to sing: "In the coffin shop of Xiangshengtang, there is a third child named Kai."

"Speaking of Kai's third son, the couple sell tiger whips."

"I have no children in my life, but I gave birth to a daughter, Chanjuan."

"Little girl, the older one is fifteen."

"I have a baby name, but my real name is Kaya... Nah—"

"The girl's name is Kaiya, she's pretty and pretty."

"It's a pity that no one picks the flowers, and no one plays the broken strings of the pipa..."

With a puff, all the tea that everyone in the audience had just drank was sprayed out.

"Slave is like Urassus Su Sanwa, and it's like little Paimeng sitting upstairs thinking of Su Han."

"The sun is setting, and the autumn insects are making noise."

"Dilu who thinks about it day and night... Bah, it's easy to sing, everyone, I'm sorry..."

Su Han woke up in time and slapped himself, so dangerous that he almost sang.

Zhang Si took the lead in applauding, and everyone below also applauded and shouted for him to continue singing the second half of "Explore the Clouds and Come to the Sea".

[Congratulations on your acquisition of (timbre imitation lv1), (iron plate squid) cooking proficiency. 】

Overwhelmed by the enthusiasm of the audience, Su Han had no choice but to make up a name and continued to sing Miss Kaiya's ditty.

"One watch is drumming, girl, I am in tears..."

"Mandarin ducks, playing in the water, let me tell you what's in my heart, holding hands with someone I love, I can't stop crying..."

"Sixth brother was alarmed, come to explore Yunlaihai..."

After singing a song, the house is full of applause.

Although there are different opinions among the audience, they all agree that it is already very good for a person like Su Han who has no basic skills to sing to this level.

The most important thing is that they are starting to wonder now, is Captain Kaiya, Mond, a man or a woman?

Chapter 110 Nine Zhang Si: Don't be afraid, brother, I'll be the heir!

Tian Tiezui cupped his hands and fisted at him: "I met an expert today, this song is really well sung, but this word still needs to be changed."

"Would you like to let this song continue to be sung? Mr. Yun and I are considered acquaintances. How about I ask you for her?"

Su Han whispered: "Okay, go ahead and sing. I don't want the share, you can write "Zhang Si" if you are a famous songwriter. "

Tian Tiezui was puzzled, but he still complied.

When Su Han got off the stage, Zhang Si poked Su Han, and asked in a low voice, "Hey, tell me, is there really a third Kai who sells tiger penis in the Xiangsheng Hall?"

Su Han: "Art adaptation, do you know what art adaptation is?"

Zhang Si hummed: "Today, I will definitely beat you, the skin swallow will be soaked in cold water, the beating will be merciless—"

Su Han: "Fart, what's the matter with the leather whip dipped in cold water?"

Zhang Si sneered: "Artistic processing, artistic processing."

Su Han: "Art can be grounded, but it cannot be grounded."

"I have to remind you, don't sing this song when you're out of Liyue Port. If it gets out, you'll be beaten."

Zhang Si agreed, but he didn't think so.Such a poignant little song, even if he didn't hum it, others would go out and hum it.

At this time, the handsome man in the tuxedo was walking towards him.

Zhang Si's expression was shocked: "Mr. Zhongli, the guest of the past life hall? Don't be afraid, Brother Su Han, I will cut off your heir!"

Su Han looked at Zhang Si who was blocking him, with a question mark on his face: "You mean to cut off my back, right?"

Zhang Si rubbed his hands together, he laughed and said, "Anyway, it's the Hall of Rebirth you arranged, and I can't beat him."

Zhongli: "..."

In Mr. Su Han's body, he found the aura of the alcoholic poet, which was particularly strong, and he was more interested in the relationship between the two.

Of course, there was still a trace of mandrill in him.But compared with the thoughts of the alcoholic poet, it is like a drop in the ocean.

Zhong Li said in a deep voice: "Presumably, this is Mr. Su Han who sent the bill to our Pastoral Hall."

Su Han clasped his hands and said, "I'm going out, and I don't want to change my name or surname when I'm going or sitting, that's true for Kaiya."

"This is Mr. Zhongli, right? I've seen you for a long time, how is Hall Master Hu?"

Zhong Li seemed to know why that kid Hu Tao became friends with Su Han.

At the very least, neither of these two's escaped personalities was something he could handle.

Zhongli: "Naturally, at least in Liyue, few people dare to provoke her."

Su Han's eyes lit up: "Then I have found a backer? In the future, if I go out to cause trouble, I will report the name of Shengtang."

Zhong Li was at a loss for words for a moment, and then reminded: "I'm afraid this is not appropriate."

Su Han waved his hand: "Hey, I was joking too, Mr. Zhongli doesn't have to take it seriously."

Zhongli: "It's getting late, and I'm going back to the Hall of Death..."

"Otherwise, Hall Master Hu is afraid that he will personally bring someone to carry me back."

"It just so happens that it's time for dinner. If you don't mind, would Mr. Su Han come with me?"

Su Han smiled back and said, "It's a great honor."

Zhong Li nodded slightly, at least this Mr. Su Han was very polite.

But Su Han's next words made Zhong Li almost stagger.

Su Han enthusiastically patted Zhang Si's shoulder: "Come on, Lao Zhang, you haven't tried cremation since you grew up?"

"Today, my brother will take you to Xiangshengtang to experience it and open your eyes."

Zhang Si swallowed, and hurriedly waved his hands: "No, no, I suddenly remembered that my grandpa is getting married, see you tomorrow."

Halfway through the run, Zhang Si seemed to think of something, and turned back to Su Han with a serious face.

Su Han: "Have you changed your mind?"