Longevity Story

Ms. Loli was ashamed rarely seen.

It definitely feels weird for her to have a dad all of a sudden.

After all, if it is a human being. .At most 40 years old... mother?

The picture was simply eerie.

Horror, horror.

"But there's an advantage to that."

"Become a newborn..."

Loli also swallowed the last mouthful of soy milk and handed the empty cutlery to Xing Ke to deal with, she asked habitually.

"Where's the benefit?"

She shuddered just thinking about the picture of herself becoming a baby, but what did Xing Ke say about the benefits?

Could it be that there will be something kuài gǎn after being abused too much?

"That's it. A person can't choose his birth. This theorem is invalid for me."

"……really?"

"Not only can I choose my origin... but I can also experience all origin modes—

poor mountain village boy;

The only seedling of the family with high hopes;

The third child of one of the three major families;

A girl with a brother and a house with both parents dead;

The son of a rich and unkind merchant;

The oil bottle left by the wife of the down-and-out writer;

……

Anyway, there are a lot of them, and I will never get tired of it, so I have always used my birth in the next life as the spice of death. "

Although obviously abnormal options are mixed into these life modes, the focus of the Lolita priest this time is still different from that of ordinary people.

"Thinking about it now, even if you talk about choosing a birth mode, you can't escape the fact that you are a dead person who escaped from the fingertips of the god of death."

Yes, Lolita can understand it, Xing Ke's situation is simply a mode of escaping the trial and reincarnating directly in the high-speed green channel!

As the priest of the god of death, she was a little bit eager to move, and the giant axe in her hand was unbearable...

"Ha... girl, let's not get excited, okay?

Well, let me tell you something interesting, about my reincarnation. "

Arrange the giant axe in Loli's hand at the door, and then Xing Ke did it again and began to tell the story:

"In my old world, there was a saying.

[No effort can be compared to being born into a wealthy family].

But some people from wealthy families will say [want to really live].

Have you ever encountered this situation? "

"Well... that is of course, yes, most of the commoners' prayers to the god of death are to become nobles or even emperors after cleansing their sins in the Styx.

But they don't know that their souls actually return to the original soul sea after entering the Styx River. How can there be a difference between you and me?

On the contrary, there was a pampered son of a nobleman who prayed that I would turn him into a commoner, because he didn't want to live his arranged life, he wanted to be a bard...

Later, I felt that this wish is very simple and can be realized.So he directly destroyed his family and let the emperor deprive his family of the title, and he really became a commoner. "

"...In the end?"

Xing Ke felt that he could already guess the ending.

"He actually went to a street performance, and no one paid him any money at all, so he just starved to death on the street.

And all the prayers in my life were to atone for my sins. "

"Well... I'm not surprised at all, this is a very old story in our place.

And now, as a real [reincarnation professional] who has been reincarnated over [-] million times, I can seriously tell all reincarnation research enthusiasts—

[If you can choose to invest in a good family, you must choose the hard mode! 】

Unless you have my strength and unlimited reincarnation opportunities. "

Speaking of which. .Xing Ke recalled the vicissitudes of the past with an expression on his face.

"I think back then, when I was young and energetic and wanted to self-abuse, as a child of a remote slave planet, I tried my best to know and plan, and worked hard all my life, and finally spent a thousand years..."

"... turned over?"

"...I was the head of the slaves."

"..."

"No way, there is the main ore vein galaxy occupied by the famous black organization in the Milky Way. There are hundreds of thousands of people like this planet under their hands. I didn't have magic at that time, and I couldn't turn the sky."

Loli gave Xing Ke a contemptuous look and said:

"Although I don't quite understand the size of the [galaxies] and [the Milky Way], I think I should say something—

You are really useless, where have you lived for so many years? "

"That's it!"

I very much agree with this star:

"Once again, I clearly found my ordinary. I have no great talent at all."

"Then your mundane is proven, so where's the fun?"

Xing Ke said here, an unbearable look:

"After I became a slave chief, I really couldn't stand the endless cycle of being bullied by a higher-level leader forever. At that time, the problem of my long lifespan was also discovered, so I took advantage of this Chance decisively chose death.

After that, I was lucky enough to be reincarnated into the family of a squad leader of the Galactic Council's Inspectorate, and was born as his sixth child.

Then, relying on the information from the slave period, I wiped out the dark organization that spread throughout the galaxy in only 30 years... The whole process was simply a piece of cake. "

"..."

"..."

"Oh? This is the end? Although it's a silent story, where's the point of laughter?"

During the whole process, Xing Ke clearly wanted to tell an interesting story, but Loli looked at Xing Ke very sympathetically, without any intention of laughing.

"All right……

It seems that I don't even have a talent for telling jokes. "

This is really a sad story.

Hahaha…

291. Can't you feel the strong fatherly love in these dishes?

Anyway, things happened like this, and the loli who talked with Xing Ke a lot stayed like this.

Really, when Xing Ke, the master, didn't even notice it, everyone was already used to the existence of Lolita.

Ask Louise to prepare tableware. Even if Loli goes out, she will habitually prepare four sets.

If Fartanya and Joka get any fresh ingredients, they will also send four servings.

Even the students in the cooking classroom are also used to the presence of loli. If loli does not become a judge one day, everyone will be worried...

This guy……

Do you want to stay at my house?

By the time Xing Ke realized it, it was already too late.The time to drive her away has passed.

Every day, he sits at the table at mealtime, and at other times, he either wanders around the Lindu tribe or rolls around in the room.Grab a comic book with Louise; sometimes chatting after dinner with some cider that I got somewhere...

Even Xing Ke himself had forgotten that she was just a guest in this house from nowhere.

"Well, forget it, forget it.

There's nothing wrong with this, but you can come over and help a little bit, okay?

[Chopper is flying {swordmobirbus}]! -"

As the spell fell, a kitchen knife hanging on the wall flew into Xingke's hand, and Loli, who was sleeping on the reclining chair and reading comics, caught a glimpse of this scene from the corner of her eye, and asked Xingke lazily:

"Ah? - Do you need my help? Your magic can make you very convenient, right?

It's definitely not that fast for me to help you get a kitchen knife. "

Xing Ke started chopping vegetables. .On the other hand, he retorted confidently:

"who said it?

Can magic cut vegetables taste as good as hand cut ones? "

"...Is there a difference? Isn't it all some ingredients?"

After thinking for two seconds, Loli came up with the answer.

"You don't understand that, do you?

Magic is the same as machinery, each process is calculated by calculation, and the cut vegetables are exactly the same in size and shape.

Magically added salt can even be precise to every molecule, and the resulting dish will taste as close to perfect as possible.

However, if the taste of each dish is the same, it will lose the brilliance that originally belonged to the dish.

Only the master goes through every process under his own hands. .Every knife work, every grain of salt infuses the soul into the dish, is the key to a delicious dish..."

Lolita put down the book halfway through Xing Ke's speech and stared blankly at Xing Ke who was talking nonsense for a long time:

"...I vouch for the future priesthood of the god of death and the apostle of the soul. I don't feel any soul-related ingredients in your cooking."