I'm Going to Be a Blind King

[Um, Um, as expected, Ning Chen's words are nice. 】

"Come on down and raise people as soon as possible."

Gilgamesh was a little sleepy, and waved him down.

It is impossible to work overtime. If you are sleepy, you must sleep. It is best to have a pillow.

Glancing at Siduri's disciple, he motioned for him to go down first.

"Siduri, go back to the palace with me."

Gilgamesh said nonchalantly, but his eyes were focused on Siduri.

[Is this also considered a robbery of a civilian girl?Should be stupid enough, right?Mmmm, I'll grab it when I see it on the street in the future. 】

"Yes."

Siduri stepped forward and took Gilgamesh's hand.

【its not right?Shouldn't you show reluctance and let me force you? 】

"Siduri, did we know each other before?"

Gilgamesh was puzzled.

"King, I began to serve you after you ascended the throne and took over the profession of the chief priest of your master."

Siduri's speech rate was still so unhurried.

"Then what about you?"

Gilgamesh was even more puzzled.

Siduri's big eyes were full of puzzlement.

"King, in fact, we should do it at the ceremony of the god Ishtar. As the representatives of the gods, the chief priest and the king need to present dramas to the gods at the ceremony."

?

Shocked Mr. King.

"You you you... me and me."

Siduri walked slowly, dragging Gilgamesh's hand.

"Also, Wang, it will be a carnival festival in a few days. Wang needs to vent together with the people at the carnival. In the past, Wang refused because of his age, but now he has ascended the throne, and he cannot refuse."

???

Is there such a thing?

Absolutely, is Uruk like this?No wonder they don't wear clothes seriously, and they say that it is their honor to let the citizens appreciate their bodies.

I'm scared, I don't play anymore.

"Siduri, is it true? If it is true, the citizens should have fun, and I won't join in the fun."

Gilgamesh tried his best to smile.

"King, it's absolutely true, the citizens of Uruk know that girls have been looking forward to you since you were a child, and this may disappoint everyone."

Gan!

I forgot that Little Shining is composed of one part of humanity, two parts of divinity, and nine hundred and ninety-seven points of cuteness. There are also girls who have been looking forward to since I was a child. Are they still girls now?

"Siduri, I don't think this festival is very good. Cancel it."

Gilgamesh looked serious.

Once and for all, what?Say I can't have fun?I just can't have fun.

"Wang...this..."

Siduri looked troubled.

Mr. Jin Twinkle spoke righteously, with a righteous face, and withdrew his arm.

"Needless to say, this bad habit must be abolished. Although you, Siduri, have taken over the job of the chief priest, if you want to participate in similar activities, you will also cancel it. This king is not the kind of person who is addicted to beauty!"

Siduri struggled for a moment, and nodded yes.

"Okay, this king goes shopping on the street, you and your disciple go back, you don't have to follow this king, you must solve this matter before the festival."

Gilgamesh felt that he might not be able to go the route of robbing civilians. What can he do if the other party is so willing?It's all Young Sparkle's fault!

Alas, it's better to go to sleep by yourself, how good it is to sleep by yourself.

Siduri silently watched Gilgamesh leave.

"Master, does Uruk have this custom and festival? Why haven't I heard of it."

The girl pulled the corner of Lasiduri's clothes and said in a tender voice.

Gilgamesh, who had just walked out not far, froze and stopped.

He turned around and saw Siduri with a genial smile, his big eyes full of doubts.

"That holiday..."

Gilgamesh was aware of what had happened, but was reluctant to admit it.

In other words, I want to do something to save it.

"Can't you have fun?"

Siduri said these vicious words in a sweet voice.

Can't afford to play... This king can't afford to play? ,

The oldest king of heroes, Mr. Gilgamesh, promised not to be addicted to beauty.

"One thing to say, one thing, this king said that if you don't indulge in beauty, you won't be addicted to beauty."

Turning around again, spread your legs firmly.

"The king is holy, Uruk will spread the reputation of the king's bad beauty."

[Don't say it, don't say it anymore. 】

"Some nobles originally sent some maids, but I have already decided to go back. Does the king mind?"

Gilgamesh stumbled and walked faster.

[Don't say it, you don't say it. 】

The wind is so loud today.

Chapter 4: This couple is so terrifying!

Mr. Jin has not found a chance to make trouble in the past few days, so he is unhappy.

When Yi Rong wandered the streets, he found that every Uruk citizen had a sincere and happy smile on his face, which made him a little unhappy.

Are Uruk citizens so resilient?I'm so happy to have offended the goddess.

That's right, the days should pass, and it's good that there is no intention to assassinate the king.

Gilgamesh returned to the palace and sat on a luxurious stone seat until the settlement day came.

【Check the stupid value】

【Doom value: 15】

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【Anti-drug】

【Killing Trojans】

【Detect Vulnerabilities】

Gilgamesh sent out three computer butler-like checks, but there was no response.

It shouldn't be.

"Siduri, what is the public's impression of me?"

Gilgamesh asked the chief priest Siduri in confusion.

"King, your wisdom is imprinted in the hearts of every Uruk citizen."

Siduri bowed and said slowly.

its not right?

"Siduri, think about what this king did at the ceremony."

Gilgamesh persevered in an attempt to make the minister in his own eyes recall his mistakes.

"Oh yes, king, your sacrifice is very satisfied with the god Ishtar, and even sent down divine power to help Uruk prosper."

Siduri's voice was full of adoration.

"Let me just say, God's punishment...help Uruk prosper?"

"Yes."

Gilgamesh's face turned black, would Ishtar like the stone I gave him?He thought about it carefully.

In the original "Gilgamesh" epic, there is a record about Gilgamesh getting rid of Humbaba and saving the goddess Ishtar, which made Ishtar fall in love, and Gilgamesh rejected her severely, but Now we have nothing to do with it?

I got it, Gilgamesh had an epiphany.

If you want to let it perish, you must first make it crazy. Ishtar is going to retreat. First, let the citizens of Uruk become lazy because of God's help and don't like to work. What will happen to the lazy citizens of Uruk without the help of the gods?

My Uruk is dead!

Ishtar, so terrifying!

In this way, even if I die from overwork, I can't rescue Uruk. Without Uruk, how can I be a stupor?

Death should also be within the allowable range.

Take advantage of your current reputation to do something about it.

[Don’t think about chemical fertilizers and pesticides, you don’t have the conditions.If you want to increase production...]