I'm Going to Be a Blind King

I'm Glittering To Be A Dumb King Author: Five Colors Cat

【brief introduction】

(Sand sculpture, don't take it seriously.)

[Fa and Cang Yin’s Fragments, Fz fight the Holy Grail War, and FGO plots play the dizzy king. 】

Originally, I just wanted to get the name of the oldest king of heroes, why is this happening?

I am the oldest king of knights, the oldest king of conquests, and even the oldest king of magic, so how can the king's banquet be held?Do you want to save people?

Gilgamesh muttered to himself.

Chapter 1: Mr. Kim is not that Mr. Kim

Historians study the super-ancient civilization that appeared under the leadership of King Gilgamesh, and found that it can be said to be the origin of Western civilization. It can be seen from the series of nicknames of Mr. Gilgamesh - the oldest king of knights, King of Conquest, King of Heroes, King of Magic, not to mention the last title, but it is difficult to expand here, let’s go back to the original point.

...

Ji Er doesn't really want to talk now, he just felt speechless when he watched the drama Gilgamesh got his elbow chopped off, and complained, "The king of garbage heroes, I can do it too."

Then he crossed.

With a flash of eyes, he came to a stone palace, sitting on a luxurious throne, and under the steps was a woman dressed as a sacrificial, veiled.

It has been several days, Ji Er has been silent, people think he is mourning for the late king, and he has not yet become a tyrant, and no one doubts the popularity he accumulated during his childhood.

But Gil didn't speak for a very common reason - he couldn't speak.

To be precise, he didn't know what language they spoke at all, and he didn't know what was written on the slate presented.

What should I do if I transcend into gold and can't speak?Not to mention the future fight with Enkidu, victory over Humbaba, and the absolute monster front line of singularity, he will fight with his head?

Not to mention the attention of the gods, the attention of inhibitions.

What?How did he know that he was Gilgamesh of the Moon World?

Nonsense, he still remembers what he said before crossing, plus the people in Mesopotamia were called blackheads in history, but his reflection in the water was a man with blond hair and red eyes and red tattoos, no one knew him anymore. It's over.

What kind of tiankeng crossing is this, that's all, do more things that you should do before you are discovered, make yourself comfortable, and don't wait until you are found to be smuggling to death is meaningless.

At this moment, a transparent light curtain suddenly appeared in front of Gilgamesh, and lines of writing were continuously displayed.

[It is detected that the host has a tendency to become a dizzy monarch, and the dizzy monarch system is being bound]

【Binding succeeded】

【Host; Gilgamesh】

[The time point where the host is detected has too much influence on the historical process, and the difficulty is automatically selected; hell level]

[The instruction manual is now transmitted, the transmission is completed, please use the system by the host]

Oh, there is a system, that's fine.

Speaking of traversal, it is common to have a system, Gilgamesh calmed down quickly, the faint king system?Can you use the stupid value to draw a lottery by making a foolish behavior?

Shunjun is good, although he may be ridiculed for fighting the Holy Grail War in the future.

But does Mr. Kim care so much about fame?It's better than being laughed at than being cut off in the elbow.

The level of hell, it doesn't matter, the seniors of the faint kings in history have left me so much experience, such as wine ponds and meat forests, burning palaces and setting off fireworks, selling officials and lords, burning books and pitting scholars.

Not to mention that Mr. Gilgamesh is also a tyrant, and it is easier to do something stupid.

He seemed to see himself at the peak of his life, kicking the gods and punching the heroic spirits.

Gilgamesh understands that this system is to send him warmth. Isn't the Celtic mythology a great landowner who stipulates that the first chastity of the girls in his territory must be taken by him?Gilgamesh can't wait to imitate.

【Check the stupid value】

【Doom value: 214】

[Double value is settled once a week, and a lottery is drawn for every 100 stupidity value]

Gilgamesh smiled again. The 100-point lottery was drawn once, absolutely, what is his skill?The golden rule.

With a big wave of hands, draw a lottery.

[Acquisition of skills; language proficiency - can master a variety of languages]

Look, what is the oldest European emperor?

[Acquired skills: Emperor Engine--The sound of a powerful heartbeat is called the Emperor Engine. 】

Look... the Imperial Engine?

Gilgamesh silently closed the interface, and he began to ponder, did my non-Chief blood smuggle over with me?No, I'm a soul wearer.

Is the lineage of African chiefs unchangeable deep into the soul?

Don't think about it anymore, let's start to be a fool, according to the original Gilgamesh's next operation is a proper fool, let alone a self with countless experiences.

Okay, let's have a big dizzy now.

Looking at the slate in front of me makes me feel annoyed, what government affairs does Jun Jun handle?What should I do if I die from overwork?

"priest!"

Gilgamesh yelled at the woman under the steps.

"King, I am the chief priest Siduri, what are your orders?"

Siduri bowed respectfully.

"Let the nobles roll over to this king."

"This......"

"Ok?"

"As ordered."

Siduri was puzzled and did not know why Gilgamesh was angry, but she still informed the nobles to come to the palace to meet.

...

The nobles under the steps were puzzled and wanted to speak.

But Gilgamesh gave them no chance.

"Kneel down to this king!"

There was silence in the hall, and the nobles began to whisper and whisper.

A gorgeously dressed old man stood in front of the crowd and bent down.

"King, I don't know what crime I have committed?"

Why don't these people listen?

Gilgamesh was a little puzzled, and his heart couldn't help jumping. Did they find that I was a fake?I can't fight right now...

Gilgamesh took a deep breath, ready to admit it.

He looked at the old man in front of him with a gentle smile on his face.

"You are innocent."

The nobles looked at each other in dismay and froze in place.

From just now, they have heard the sound of 'dong dong dong', and it is getting louder and louder.

Gilgamesh panicked, why is this Emperor Engine a passive skill?

When he panicked, his heartbeat became faster and faster, and the air in the palace seemed to be shaken. The nobles suddenly felt a little difficult to breathe, but their hearts beat faster and faster, and the whole person became more and more uncomfortable.

Suddenly a nobleman fell to the ground, and then like a chain reaction, nobles fell to the ground one by one.

This... Gilgamesh can't sit still...

He stood up, but the nobles fell even lower.

They are submissive and psychologically active.

"Could it be that the king has discovered it? Has it been discovered that the sacrificial supplies presented are exaggerated and prepared for corruption?"

"Has the embezzlement of money and materials needed to build a house been discovered?"

"Has it been discovered that he ran to the neighbor noble's house and slept with his wife last night?"

In any case, Gilgamesh felt that it was time to start planning.

"These slates..."

The leading old nobleman had a flash of light, "Shiban! That's right, it must be the case. Wang Dongruo watched the fire and must have known about the corruption, but he opened his mouth to forgive his sins. This is because the new king needs to be powerful and tender. This is because Give us a chance to change ourselves!"

Excited, he immediately stood up.

"The king is really a wise man through the ages, and the old man will definitely live up to the king's painstaking efforts."

After he finished speaking, he hurriedly pulled out a few pieces about himself from the slate and took them away.

The nobles present were all human beings, and even some of them followed the crowd, and while shouting for Shengming, they took out the slate about their sins and took them away.

[I haven't said anything yet. 】 Gilgamesh slandered silently, 【Could it be that these people are all foolish and loyal ministers?This can't be done, I want to be a fool and can't reuse them. 】

At this moment, the chief priest Siduri suddenly stood up.

"Your Majesty, Shengming!"

【I am holy?I do not know how?You and they both say I am holy, and they help me share the government affairs, but you do nothing, I understand, you are a minister!I will definitely reuse you! 】

After thinking about it, Gilgamesh looked at Siduri with admiring eyes, which made Siduri very excited.

"My Sidulli guessed right. Usually those nobles falsely reported the supplies of sacrifices and other aspects, but there has been no good solution. Now the king has solved the problem without saying much. Wang is really a wise man, and he is very powerful. When the gods appear, they are still strong, and it is a blessing for Uruk to have such a king!"

Chapter 2: The Ishtar Festival?Why should I give you gems?

Gilgamesh wandered around boredly, and he didn't have to deal with government affairs this week, and the people on the street were very enthusiastic to entertain him, which made him a little regretful.

It's finally time for settlement.