Seeing the Cause of Your Death, I Can't Help but Attack You

"The rules of the game are very simple. When the teacher turns to write on the blackboard, turn around. Whoever gets the most turns after a class will get the [-] yuan. Of course, I will turn too."

Zecheng pointed to the back of the English teacher who was writing, and Diao Erlang explained.

"This, this is so bad, you have to listen to the class carefully when you are in class..."

Although Watanabe is very eager for the 2 yuan, he has followed the rules since he was a child and never dared to violate any rules. When he grew up, he felt a little bit troubled when he heard Zecheng say that.

"What are you afraid of? I don't understand anyway." Hasegawa became interested, gave Watanabe a look and said: "After she turns around again, the three of us will get up and turn around. He will take the [-] yuan."

"Yes, although I got the money from Niu, but it's not difficult to get the money in this way. Why don't you play a game and gamble, how about you?"

Zecheng waved 2 yuan in front of Watanabe again, Watanabe swallowed, and looked at the teacher who had been paying attention to this side frequently, struggling in his heart.

"Wait a minute, what if it's discovered?"

"If you are found out, you will naturally be taken out to stand outside the door, so you will be out of the game. The essence of this game is that you must be bold, but not too rampant." Zecheng looked at his watch. There are 35 minutes left in the class, so he said: "How about starting in 1 minute?"

"Okay." Hasegawa agreed in fear of chaos, while Watanabe gritted his teeth, pursed his lips and finally nodded.

"The so-called attributive clause and predicative clause..."

At the end of 1 minute, after the teacher said a few words, he turned around and prepared to write sentences on the blackboard to give an example. Hasegawa and the others quietly pushed the chairs back first to avoid making noise later. At the time of a capital letter, the three of them looked at each other and stood up together with a whoosh.

"1···2···3···"

The first time he played, Hasegawa didn't dare to turn around more, he just sat down quickly after three turns, while Zecheng and Watanabe had already turned to the fifth turn, and the moment the teacher was about to turn around, the two Everyone "sat" down together, pretending to listen carefully.

It is said to be sitting, but in fact the chair does not touch the edge of the buttocks at all. Hasegawa is really sitting, and the two of them are at most squatting.

"Okay, let's take a look at this example sentence..."

The teacher glanced at it, and seemed to find nothing unusual, but the people sitting in front of them had already noticed that something was wrong, but the God of Death was sitting at the back, and he didn't dare to make a sound at all.

"You can't do it, Hasegawa, haha." Zecheng patted Hasegawa's shoulder and smiled, then gave Watanabe a thumbs-up and said, "It's amazing, you're so brave, I'll continue later. "

Watanabe smiled foolishly, nodded a little shyly, and Hasegawa clicked his chin with one hand, always feeling that such a day is not bad.

0059th round of gambling

However, the result was that Hasegawa was discovered by the teacher when he turned the circle of mistakes. The English teacher gritted his teeth angrily. Without saying a word, he threw the chalk and pointed to the door, glared at Hasegawa with his eyebrows horizontally and said, "Student Hasegawa, go out and stand!" go."

"···Yes."

Usually, if this happens, everyone in the class will laugh out loud, but when this kind of thing comes to Hasegawa's turn, nothing happens, but the silence is terrifying, and someone even voted for the female teacher. With a sympathetic look, the teacher gave Hasegawa a soft click after getting Hasegawa out, and ticked his fingertips on the desk several times, but he still didn't change his words after all.

Not long after, Zecheng also stood next to Hasegawa amidst the teacher's voice of "Get out" and grinned, holding his head and laughing: "Oh, I also lost to him."

"On purpose." "No way." "Hmph, just say it on purpose, do you think I can't see that you think Watanabe is too pitiful?" Hearing Hasegawa's words, Zecheng seemed a little unhappy, and he frowned. Frowning, he looked at the electronic watch on his left hand and said, "We still have to stand for 15 minutes, it's okay, the next class is Chinese, it's much easier."

The Chinese class is of course enjoyable, and this is also Hasegawa's favorite class.

As a result, Yukino Ryo, who is the class teacher, naturally learned from the English teacher that the two of them were going around in class. After the Chinese get out of class, he called Zecheng to go over and was scolded. When Zecheng came back, he also called Hasegawa to go over.

Today's Yukino Ryo didn't fall asleep on the table, but was just reviewing the previous small composition. Seeing her meticulously marking, linking, occasionally frowning and holding her forehead, Hasegawa thought it was very attractive. After standing beside her for a while, Yukino Ryo finally turned her head.

Still with the same expressionless face, he just raised his legs and stared at him, twirling the pen around his slender fingertips. It seemed that he was also a master of pen turning in middle school.

Suddenly, her frozen face melted away, facing Hasegawa's tense and slightly guilty expression, she smiled for a moment, then restrained her smile and said: "It seems that I still have friends, Xinwu."

"Ahem, this, anyway I'm in English class for my—"

"Those things are trivial things." She waved her hands indifferently, just nodded at him appreciatively and said, "Compared with how to punish an English teacher for angering, everyone can build a good relationship and go smoothly." Making friends is important to Ryo."

"Ahahahaha—"

Hasegawa scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed.

"But next time if you do a prank, don't be caught~" She blinked her eyes deliberately, then coughed lightly and said, "I didn't say anything just now, by the way, Xinwu, how do you live in Changchunzhuang?" So, is there any inconvenience?"

"No, thank you very much for your care, Ryo."

Hasegawa bowed to her.

"Where—" She reached out and touched Hasegawa's head, as if she was petting a puppy of her own, and told Hasegawa to straighten up and let him go back.

In class, when the teacher turned his back to turn around, this became an activity for the three of them to find fun in the school. They did not move for a few days. Although the teacher noticed it, they did not. After being caught, Hasegawa went to look for Ye Shino twice within a few days, but once she was not there, and once she directly told the "communicator" at the door, "Just tell him I'm not here."

Hasegawa was also very embarrassed, and the messenger was even more embarrassed. He didn't dare to offend Hasegawa, so he had to say an honorific, and Hasegawa walked back depressed.

Friday night, June 2017, 6

There is still a full month before Watanabe's death.

"Ugh--"

"Brother Reaper has been sighing a lot lately."

Zecheng, who was playing a small game on the table under the bed, suddenly raised his head and said to Hasegawa who was on the bed.

"Suddenly feel very tired."

"Then, let's make a bet and add some excitement to life."

Zecheng leaned back on the back of the chair, raised his legs, turned around, and snapped his fingers again.

"Bet again? What is the bet this time?"

Hasegawa became a little interested, and jumped off the bed. At this time, Watanabe, who was writing something in his notebook, also stopped, and turned to look at Zecheng.

"This time, let's have an exciting game." Zecheng pointed to the electronic watch on his left wrist and said, "This electronic watch has a timing function, as you all know, you click the timing button twice in a row. Within seconds, that is, milliseconds, we will bet on odd or even. If it exceeds one second, it is not counted as a new start, but in fact, it should not exceed... If Hasegawa and Youren want to bet, I will time it for you , if you want to bet with me, Youren will time it."

"Then, what price will the loser have to pay?"

In the last bet, the price for the loser was to be kicked out by the teacher, which was unacceptable for a good boy.

"Lose——" Zecheng took out a large bottle of vinegar from the seasoning cabinet, took three more large glasses, put the vinegar next to the glasses and said, "The loser is very simple, who Whoever loses must drink a whole glass of vinegar within 3 minutes, without spraying or leaking."

"...So it's like this." Watanabe was a little timid after hearing this, and looked at the two people who seemed to have fighting spirit. He took the watch from Zecheng and tried it a few times according to his instructions. Once again, he asked Hasegawa again, "Either you two come first, and I'll time you?"

"Drink vinegar, no problem." Both of them agreed in this way, Hasegawa bet single, Zecheng bet double, but the result was 757 milliseconds, Zecheng drank a large glass of vinegar with a look of grief , exactly one-third of the big vinegar bottle, immediately after drinking it, his eyes turned green and his face turned green. When he rushed to the toilet, he vomited wildly. Pointing to him, he said, "Good boy...I can't beat you."

"Isn't this just pure luck..."

Hasegawa also felt that he was very lucky. In such a game, he actually made a choice to be jealous.

However, this guy Zecheng is really willing to gamble and admit defeat, and he can do whatever he says.

"Okay, come on, Yuren, I'll fight with you."

"Ah? Really, do you really want to come?"

"Come on, give it to Hasegawa, try it first, and give me a good number this time," Ze Cheng handed the electronic watch to Hasegawa, Hasegawa nodded, and asked them whether to bet single or double , this time Zecheng bet single, while Watanabe bet double, but after Hasegawa quickly tapped the same button twice, the number "556" appeared on the small display screen, Zecheng immediately slapped He patted himself on the forehead and scolded with a sobbing smile: "Oh... why do you come up with such a thing when you have nothing to do?"

Chapter 0060 really convinced

In the end, seeing the two idiots vomit like they were dying, it seemed that a translucent soul was about to come out of their mouths. Hasegawa, who hadn't been tricked at all, snickered and went downstairs to bring them food. Ms. Aiko, who was cleaning the garden, greeted her. Looking at her skirt that looked like a gathered umbrella, Hasegawa suddenly rushed to lift her skirt like an elementary school student.

It really is too impatient to live.

In the next two days, according to the two people, the shit smelled sour.

Monday, June 2017, 6

The three skipped the afternoon class and went to the Internet cafe, but Yukino Ryo called Watanabe.

"It's me, Teacher Yukino, where are you now?"

Hearing Yukino Ryo's voice, Watanabe panicked all of a sudden, and the excitement from skipping class for the first time disappeared, leaving only fear.

"I, I—, I'm—"

"Don't lie, tell the truth."

Yukino Ryo's voice was cold and ruthless, and Watanabe sounded like a death sentence for him, but usually Yukino Ryo's voice was like this, whether she was happy or disappointed, her tone rarely changed unless she really cried.

"I'm in an Internet cafe."

Watanabe replied in despair.

"Really? Is there anyone else around you?"

"And——, and Hasegawa-san and Sawajo-san..."

So following Watanabe's unscrupulous whistleblowing, Hasegawa and Sawajo had to write a self-criticism in the evening, and they both said that they would never take Watanabe to skip class and go online again.

"You guys, uh, I'm sorry." Watanabe didn't have to write a review because they exposed their relationship, so he looked at Hasegawa and Zecheng with a guilty face, and Zecheng was also a little bit aggrieved. But still helpless, just said: "Don't care about your business, go take a shower and sleep."

"If you don't forgive me...I feel like I'm going to cry."

Watanabe sat slumped on the sofa, his eyes were cloudy and empty.

"Then you cry." Hasegawa said casually, but three seconds later, he heard the sobbing sound of "fu, fu—", and the pens in the hands of Hasegawa and Zecheng fell to the ground at the same time. The tabletop rolled down again, only to hear the crying over there became more and more clear, he just hugged the cushion and sobbed, and even begged for mercy, making Hasegawa and Zecheng feel completely helpless. Got angry.

After finally getting Watanabe settled, Zecheng smirked a few times, and half-jokingly said to him who was still wiping away tears: "Hey, let me show you something good."

"what."

Watanabe wiped away his tears, crumpled up a tissue and threw it into the trash can.

"Hey hey~" Zecheng rummaged through his drawer, and finally took out something that seemed to be a hard board wrapped in a black plastic bag and handed it to Watanabe. Hasegawa also sat down on Watanabe with interest. As a result, Hasegawa's expression changed several times as soon as he took the thing out, um, it turned out to be an Gong-kou book, and he thought it was something.

But Zecheng had never seen this thing before, and blushed as soon as he saw it, as if he was about to suffocate steam. After hearing Zecheng's mocking laughter, he stuffed the two books into it. In the bag, he moved his face far away and closed his eyes and said, "This, this kind of thing... how can this..., how can a woman—"

"Hahaha, you are really interesting, Watanabe," Hasegawa and Sawajo couldn't help laughing together. They knew that this guy was serious, but they didn't expect it to be so serious. People couldn't help watching, so the whole night was spent in the sound of Watanabe's exclamation and swallowing.

However, even if it is a work-mouth book, there is still a mosaic under the body of the woman, even if it is so, it still makes Watanabe unable to sleep. (When I went to Japan for the first time, a girl with me went to a convenience store to buy a magazine, and the clerk asked her repeatedly: "Are you sure you want this book?" Hahahahaha——, in fact, she wanted to give it A pure girl popular science.)

After school the next afternoon.

"Hey, come here a few of you." Zecheng ruffianly brought a few elementary school boys over, and then in front of Hasegawa and Watanabe, he pointed at Ai who was cleaning the yard and was wearing a long skirt. Miss Zi said: "I have 5000 yuan. I will give you 1000 yuan first. You go and lift up the skirts of women wearing maid outfits over there to show your fatness. Come here and I will give you the other 4000 yuan."

"Brother, is what you said true?"

The three of them looked at each other in blank dismay, but there was excitement in their eyes, and they were gearing up.

"Of course it's true," Zecheng gave them a thousand without saying a word. The three of them looked at each other and nodded. After that, Hasegawa pushed Watanabe over, and the children pretended to fight and started to surround him. Hanging around Aiko, while Hasegawa and Sawajo hid, watching from a distance that Watanabe was about to walk over. Just when he greeted Aiko, the three of them suddenly collaborated to wrap the skirt of the unsuspecting Aiko. It was raised high, revealing the pale golden lace underneath, which made Watanabe stunned.

"You brats—!"

Aiko caught up and was about to hit them with a broom, but Watanabe was still in place. The three cheered and taunted and ran away, but Aiko came over to say hello to Watanabe with a blushing face, and hurried on. Yard cleaned up.

"Come here, I will give you this 4000 yuan."

After arriving at the corner just now, Zecheng gave the remaining [-] balance to the three brats, and Hasegawa made up another [-]. The three of them thanked each other loudly, bowed and then jumped up and down. Lost.