What Should I Do If I Become an Abyss Horizon Ship Girl?

"Obviously, I returned to the world where I was born, and I have someone I like to accompany me, but why did the two happy things together become like this..."

I pushed her down on the beach: "Jia Bai, do you want to be beaten to death?"

Ina replied confidently: "You give up! Do you!"

I picked her up and said, "I don't want to, how about a foreign girl who was left to fend for itself on an abandoned deserted island, what if she accidentally summoned the script of Saber's rescue? Get an identity here and go back, I'm just a quilt now. Wang, you can treat them to curry sticks..."

Yina thought about it or gave up the cross-sea voyage: "Is such a strange story okay?"

I looked at a boat in the distance, took some branches and lit the flames, and put out some fires to make the fires produce better smoke, and explained in detail:

"You told the truth that you became Iona and traveled back? It's more troublesome! Not being able to realize the sea fog hull will only make them feel that you have been severely damaged and cannot be recovered, and the technology that cannot come up with sea fog will also be regarded as unwilling. Give!

Showing off your blue-blue ship girl's strength can't deter them... Even if you tell them that I am a ghost girl of the abyss and can destroy the world at any time, they will listen to it as a joke. Human greed is the original sin. Under the temptation of technology, they who can't see the difference in strength will go crazy to death...

If I think it's troublesome, I'll have to let the White Eagle Leopard Blast to add to the fun! But I'm not here to help you!"

I stopped and continued to explain:

"On the contrary, after saying that I am the heroic spirit you summoned, even if you look like Iona, as long as you refuse to admit it and act a little weaker, under my proof, you are an ordinary human girl!

I will distract them. As long as it proves that the summoned heroic spirit exists, what do you think will be the case for bullying the weak and fearing the hard? Will I take the risk of being demolished by me to take action against you who are just "humans", or choose to be friendly Treat each other to win over and please you and ask for a way to summon their own heroic spirits?"

Ina's eyes flowed with the data stream calculating something: "Yin, but this is a deception! Sooner or later, they will find that they can't summon Heroic Spirits at all!"

I burst out laughing: "Hahaha~ you can just prevaricate it~ A poor girl accidentally summons a saber because of her strong desire to survive, will she learn more about the details? They confirm my existence and only think that there is a way to summon me. The problem, I will think about it and go to Nasu Mushroom, Xu Yuanxuan and the others will understand the situation... Your troubles will be much less~"

Yina rubbed her head: "You have big breasts, you are justified... Why are you so skilled at tricking people! How many people have you tricked!"

I searched the memory of Yinbos: "A lot, I can't remember how many lives died because of me... Their corpses can fill several universes~ Are you afraid~ fell into my hands Ina-chan~"

Ina hugged my arm tightly: "Never be afraid! Even if you take my life now!"

I looked at the ship that was about to sail over: "I'm sorry for you, Ina, make some marks on your clothes, and wait until you get on the ship with my quilt on. It's up to me to communicate."

Ina changed into ordinary clothes, rolled around in the sand and the woods, and made the clothes look like they were naturally scratched and dirty, but why is there always a sense of hindsight..., you In this way, the Artoria wind commentary I played was killed and could not escape!

I put a quilt cape on her: "It's hard work~"

Ina was held in my arms: "It's okay Yin, so this is really warm? Let me rest..."

The ship quickly docked, and I jumped onto the ship with Ina in my arms. In the surprised eyes of several people, I said the words I had planned in advance in royal language and heavy language in turn.

Of course, the captain called the police in a hurry... I didn't care, I held Ina on the deck and pretended to rest...

——————The dividing line of time——————

Shige Sakura's Self-Defense Force received a report of this kind of sighting and of course had to send a ship to confirm it. Even if the mysterious incident was fake, the one caused by the hallucinations caused by inhaling gas would also investigate the corresponding cause. Letting some of the harmful gases in the ground leak out and leave it alone can cause problems.

So I jumped on the ship holding Ina again after the warship came over: successfully attracted the attention of the soldiers on the ship, they pointed their guns at me and announced in various languages: "This lady who invaded this ship, please give up. resistance."

I held Ina in one hand and drew out my sword: "Can I understand that this is your declaration of war on me?! Master, please allow me to liberate the Noble Phantasm!"

Yina pretended to be confused and kissed me "to make up for the devil", she quantum communication: "Yin, pay attention to the direction and don't hit the heavy weight..."

Black "magic" overflowed from my body, and the blade of the holy sword was also dyed dark. Those soldiers couldn't help but fired. I still didn't choose to hit the ship directly, but the red and black energy beam from the sword wiped away the turret. Rubbing the superstructure to the sky to disperse the clouds and fly out of the earth.

Those soldiers looked at the ineffectiveness of the firearms, and were shocked by the incomparable impact when I opened the "Noble Phantasm". They almost collapsed. After all, the Self-Defense Forces, if Donghuang's army, it is estimated that there will be hand-to-hand combat and exchange of physical skills. ..

Some young soldiers even shouted: "That is King Arthur Arturia Pendragon!!! It must be a Noble Phantasm!"

After a while, a middle-aged officer with several officers rushed over from the cabin and scolded the soldiers on the deck: "If you don't want to be regarded as a collective hallucination, give me peace!"

He turned to me and apologized politely: "Hello, Dear King Arthur! Captain Inoue Morning Hiro, my soldiers have offended you, I apologize to you!"

I look at him who doesn't know how to split in the air and has thick hair but calls himself a captain: "Leader, you are unqualified! You who let soldiers come to test me don't have the bearing of a general! My kingdom has long since perished, and now I'm just a master. Just a follower."

I walked past him and went to the interior of the warship to find the restaurant: "Quickly prepare hot water and food for my master! Hunger is the enemy! And the identity proof of this era! Heroic spirits like me and master are helpless and discarded. A girl on a desert island doesn't have these things."

Captain Inoue followed me: "please calm down, respected King Arthur, the chef has already started to prepare the food. I will contact the mainland to make it confidentially for you to prove my identity. Your master doesn't look very good, please let us provide treatment."

I glared at him: "Master has my scabbard Avalon in my body, and I'm not an ignorant heroic spirit, please put away your careful thoughts!"

After I found the shower place, I pretended to take Ina in to help her wash her body.

After unfolding the small world, Ina soaked in the hot water pool that I embodied: "Suffocated me, Yin, I can finally speak, and then you eat as if I was cured by Avalon!"

I showed a white long skirt and a set of white-toned underwear and handed it to her after cleaning her body: "Well, it's all right here, puff haha~ The clothes inside Avalon, for..."

Ina put on her clothes and tugged curiously: "Ah? This clothes is not ordinary fabric? This strange defense... Yin, how did you apply the simplified absolute domain defense armor technology to the fabric! This is It's not cheating anymore! Scumbag, you are cheating!"

I took her to prepare to release the small world, and put the quilt cloak on her: "Eh? For the safety of the girl I like, what's the problem with opening it?"

Yi-na was sunk by my gentle movements and strange delusions: "It seems... ok"

I lifted the small world: "Master, hunger is the enemy, let's go."

When we got to the restaurant, we started to eat, and it soon became that Ina finished eating the portion of an ordinary girl and patiently watched me continue to eat quickly...

Seeing that the soldier next to him took away the mountain-like plate again, Ina couldn't hold back her expression... Quantum Communication reminded me: "No way, Yin, you are too bad! Saber didn't eat so much either. , look at those guys' faces, I'm going to laugh out loud..."

While I was eating, I responded by sending a message: "If you don't eat for nothing, their meals are fine. Besides, they agreed. A civilization that can't satisfy the king's stomach is not a good civilization."

After taking away the mountain-like plates a few times, the navy soldier next to him turned pale and trembling and handed over a curry and a large plate of sashimi: "The hospitality is not good... We have no ingredients, and we are on the way back to the ship. Chang has already started us to fish to make up for the lack of ingredients, but you have also eaten it up, please...please calm down!"

I quickly solved the food and got up: "I'm not full at all, no wonder you are so weak! It seems that I have added a burden to you, and I will solve it myself!"

Pull up Yina: "Master, let's go."

Ina obediently took my hand and left: "saber, I want to go home..."

When I opened the door, I saw two soldiers whispering: "Did you hear it! The whole ship is not full of food! Great Britain will not be eaten by her.."

"Do you want to die! Shut up! Here she is!"

I pulled Yi Na and walked over: "Look up! In my opinion, you soldiers are eating too little!"

They: "Hi!"

The translation is probably what you mean by what you said.

I stood by the bow of the ship and looked around to see if there were any fish that I could eat underwater, eh? This squid should be so big... I put down Ina and dived into the water and instantly took a giant squid dozens of meters long. He was caught and beaten to death with a sword, and dragged aboard the warship: "Come here, give this king a meal!"

The head chef was called out by the captain and looked at the squid that was only half-mounted on the warship and was still moving: "I can't do it!"

Ina burst out laughing...

In the end, the warship could only drag a king squid back to the port of Neon... Captain Inoue was also taken by the Self-Defense Force for questioning, and Ina and I, accompanied by soldiers, began to eat and drink...

The troubled and troubled Chongyu started their new disaster. The King of Films named Gluttony swept the local catering industry that day...

Captain Inoue was dismissed because of his first contact with a supernatural event and became the supernatural event leader of Neon. After establishing a new organization, he found us and gave us an identity certificate. I hope we can help when such events occur in the future. , the heroic spirit summoning method was pushed back by me with two names.

Inoue understood in an instant, after thinking diligently, Xu Yuanxuan and Mushroom were doomed, clam clam clam! What a joy!

After a day of shopping, I got my ID and I can move freely. Ina and I met frankly at night, soaking in the hot spring...

Ina leaned against my body: "Yin, big liar! You are obviously very different from Arturia today, but why can't they all see it?"

I took her body and massaged her shoulders:

"The appearance is basically the same, it doesn't matter if it's not Takeuchi's face, it doesn't matter if the armament is the same, and the personality is different. It doesn't matter as long as the important parts are right.

Such as the ability to walk on protected water.

For example, the Holy Sword Light Cannon Noble Phantasm, even if it is red and black energy, they will only think about Heidi, and will automatically make up why it is this character. "

I paused: "The most important thing is that Arturia can eat, and I can eat like this... It fits perfectly!

At most they will think that I may not be the quilt king but some other subspecies Arturia, but they will not deny that I am Arturia. "

Ina: "That's okay too! Ah~ scumbag! Pinch it a little~"

I rubbed her shoulders for her: "It looks fine, does it hurt?"

Yina complained: "Well~ I'm just a little uncomfortable. It's not like you don't know how powerful Yin is!"

After a quiet hug for a while...

I patted her head and hugged her to get up and quantify and dry her body. I entered the room and turned on the TV. The TV was playing heavy news reports. The meteorite was the scene when I came with Ina-chan. I pointed to the TV. The statement released to the public:

"Look, young wife-chan, the world is complicated, even a lie becomes a fact, isn't it?"

Yina's complex expression: "Scumbag Yin, you are stealing the concept again!"

I lay on the bed holding hands with her: "but you are persuaded"

Ina hugged my arm: "Humph! Good night! Big liar and scumbag!"

Well, it's you good night

I turn off the TV, close my eyes and open the radar to scan the surroundings, if there are some small bugs I won't let go...

What the hell

There are too many elements in this world, more than just a few things

Yin——

I don't know if it's better to keep secrecy work, or because of what the newly established paranormal investigation department did, and I didn't find any strange people testing around overnight, it really is just an ordinary world?

Early in the morning, Asahiro Inoue, the head of the Paranormal Investigation Division, hurriedly knocked on the door of the hot spring hotel room where Ina and I were staying.Looking for something?

I don't care for the time being, uncle or something, shouldn't it be better to wait for the beautiful girl? I wake up Ina-chan and help her put on her favorite blue sailor suit.

After thinking about it, I realized that Artoria was wearing the white shirt in the regular clothes in the Wei Fan... But the huge people's hearts were too discordant, and in the end they still maintained the full skirt of the quilt king yesterday. The armored garb went to open the door...

Chenbo Inoue gave me the seat with a look of death from overwork: "Your Majesty King Arthur, you are willing to see me, and I am very sorry for disturbing your rest! We may have discovered the dead, and only you who are noble can help us!"

I thought for a while: "Undead, those recorded in the strange rumors called urban legends in your country?"

Inoue: "Your Majesty, most of those urban legends have long been proven false, and a few are pranks. This time is different."

He paused for a while and continued: "Yesterday, our paranormal investigation department was established, and someone witnessed and photographed a teenager talking to himself in the air, and he uploaded it to us when he felt suspicious.

Several of the young soldiers I met on deck yesterday with His Majesty and I could see a girl inside talking to the boy, but no one else could see it.The authenticity of the video has been confirmed, and there is no trace of fraud!

By this morning, those young people who could still see the girl yesterday completely forgot about yesterday's video!

It's too dangerous for the undead to be able to modify our memory just by looking at her video!

I didn't sleep all night just to guard against her! There's no way I could come to find such a kind king as your majesty... Please help us with your majesty!"