Be a Movie Star in a Two-dimensional World

Suddenly asked by her, Su Hua couldn't answer for a while, especially because many things around him that he had never seen before were swiping the screen in front of his eyes.

"Basic skills are not solid, without systematic study, random speculation?"

"Not these." Tsuruya smiled and shook his head.

"Then the acting is not good enough, and the performance is not in place."

Tsuruya was still shaking his head.

Su bad thought for a long time.

"So... owe it?"

This funny answer did make Tsuruya laugh, but it didn't seem like the answer she was looking for.

"Let's put it this way, when you first got the script, you couldn't even get a line right, but then you can play the role in a similar way when you officially perform. This shows that you have no talent, but It's caused by your lack of on-the-spot experience."

Tsuruya's words were deliberate, and Su Bad was subconsciously stunned.

Think about it carefully.

He didn't talk about the protagonist before, the characters who were officially able to leave the country were all phoenix water chestnuts. After receiving this role, he was nervous to die, let alone play it.

"..."

Su Dao lowered his head and put his hand on his chin and thought for a while, but when he came back to his senses, he found that Tsuruya was staring at him from a distance of less than 10 centimeters. Get a little closer, and the two faces will be able to fit together.

Su Hao was taken aback.

Not only is he a virgin, but he also has his first kiss.

"What... what's wrong?"

But Tsuruya didn't seem to be planning to eat Suba's tofu. She put her hands around her chest and said with a depressed expression, "Why don't you ask me what to do?"

"What should I do?"

Rather than thinking of asking this question, it is better to say that he was forced to obey the other party's momentum.

When he asked that, the expression on Tsuruya's face immediately changed.

She and Haruhi have similar smells, and are similar in many ways, especially in this wicked smile.

The expression on Tsuruya's face now seems to have been waiting for you for a long time, and even the tone has become high: "It's simple, this is just practice. Without too much preparation, board the On the stage, as long as you can withstand the pressure in front of the audience, you can become stronger!"

Having said that, Tsuruya looked at Su Bad all over his body, and then began to "manipulate" him again.

Touch his chest here, press his brachialis there and say, "Little bastard, do you usually exercise?"

Seeing Su Dao nodding, Tsuruya continued: "Then you should know that if you want to do strength training, you have to do a few more times every time you feel exhausted to increase your strength. Otherwise, Doing the prescribed number every time, the effect of the exercise is there, but it cannot achieve the purpose of strengthening.”

"Ah."

This principle is very simple, and it also applies to other sports such as running, skipping rope, etc.

For example, if you want to practice endurance running, then your coach will ask you to persevere longer each time. After a period of time, the number of kilometers you can run will soar.But if you stop running every time you run until your legs are sore, then you will never be able to run so much, and you won't make progress.

"Right!" Seeing that Su Hao had been successfully brought into his own pace, Tsuruya continued to bewitched: "The acting is the same, but the difference is that if you simply shoot the drama like you are now, things will go through a lot of You'll never get better in that regard, expecting to come back when you fail. And if you really want to hone your acting, then you have to put yourself on the edge of a cliff, Forcing yourself to unleash your full potential, think about it, on such a big stage, performing a performance that will never allow failure, do you feel that your blood is boiling?"

At that time, when Su Bad stood in the corridor and listened to Tsuruya's words, she felt that what she said really made some sense.

But when he was really pushed onto the stage, looking at the crowd full of friends and applause, he felt that the lights on the stage were burning him, and his mind went blank.

How is this going?

Where is this place, who am I, and what should I do?

Before Su Ba could sort out his emotions, the curtain opened and the accompanying vocal music suddenly sounded.

Like opera and Peking Opera, Kabuki has a certain plot, and the story of "Five Men in the White Wave" tells the story of five thieves gathered together, kidnapped and forced to a dead end.

Because it is an ancient story and a foreign culture, it is somewhat different from the current universal values.The Five Guys in the White Wave are considered romantic and sings of freedom, and are especially popular with women.

It feels like as long as it's a play by the handsome Oppa, it doesn't matter if you lose your IQ.

Who cares about the plot, right and wrong, as long as my husband's looks are online.

To make another analogy, it's like the bandits in the Water Margin, but they were forcibly shaped into heroes.

And the role of Su Bai who was forced to be installed is the image of a ronin and a loyal and trustworthy thief.

"Five Men in the White Wave" is divided into three acts.

The first act is about how the five thieves got together.

According to "Water Margin", it is called Juyi.

But in fact, these few people have nothing to do with the righteous character eight poles.In addition to the downfall of the family, the poor samurai Shisanrou Akasei, who had no money but to steal and was humiliated, was barely forced to go to Liangshan, the pseudo-mother Benten, the little monk Kikunosuke, Nango Rikimaru, Goemon, and Faithful Lipei were actually because of The loot was unevenly distributed, and in order to snatch the stolen money, they did not know each other, and finally decided to do it together with a swipe of their sleeves.

The growing gang of thieves has unlocked new characters and new skills, so they have a new target - set their sights on Hamamatsuya, who sells kimonos.

They set up an in-game bureau.

First let the pair of pseudo-girls and chaperones do things, and then they were exposed in person by Ganemon who pretended to be a samurai.In this way, Gakuemon was regarded as a benefactor, and was warmly received by the owner and his son.But this guy obviously had a plan, and suddenly turned his face at the banquet.Facing the thank-you gift from the other party, he sneered, only children make choices, and I want them all.

Just as he was about to draw his sword, he found out that the shopkeeper's son in front of him was his own long-lost son, and he couldn't kill him. He left with five new clothes.The second act ends.

Then comes the finale.

Rebel.

It's like the fake wine organization in Conan, except for the gin, all are undercover.

The gang of thieves, of course, also had traitors and sold them.

Five people were wanted, the pseudo-mother Kikunosuke was surrounded and killed himself, and the boss Gunemon was also besieged by undercover. He lamented that Gunemon, who was a bad person in the world, was ready to surrender, but the adult who arrested them did not know which one. The tendon was wrong, and finally decided to let him go and let him do his own thing.

Basically this is the story.

The Zhongxin Liping played by Su Bad is barely one of the protagonists, but in fact there are not many plots, mainly appearing in the first act to introduce the origin of the five thieves, and in the finale of the third act, the five people are replaced by the robbers. On the fight scene where the sponsored new clothes were hunted down.

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Thank you proletarian fighter Meow Meow for the reward.

Chapter 55

"I heard that you were invited to replace Mr. Kitahara."

Just when Su Bad was beside the stage (the part that was blocked out) was flustered and his head was noisy, a soft voice suddenly sounded in his ears.

Su Bad turned his head and found a beautiful girl standing next to him.

Of course, her face was also painted with white powder, but just from her palm-sized face and delicate facial features, you could tell that she was a beautiful embryo.

"Uh, you are..."

Su Bad had not seen her when he was in the dressing room just now, so he had no impression of her, but one thing was certain, she was an actor who was about to perform on stage just like herself.

Didn't you see that, she was also wearing the costume of the show.

"I am Kunizaki Izumo who plays the role of Benten's little monk Kikunosuke, let's work hard together." Such a gentle smile gave people a feeling like a spring breeze.

Before Su Bad could say anything, someone on the side urged, "Izumo, it's time for you."

"Oh, here we come!"

In response, Kunizaki Izumo waved his hand at Su badly with a smile, made a cute gesture of cheering, and then walked out in front of the big screen facing the audience.

He was also accompanied by an attendant, who looked like a son-in-law, and joined Chishouji, who was paying homage to his father and fiancé at Hatsase Temple.

At this time, Tsuruya appeared behind Su Bad, holding his cheeks and said with a deep face: "Oh, it seems that you have already greeted Izumo, although the child is very cute, but you must not fall in love with him. ah."

"Obsessed or something..." Su Badu flatly denied.

Wait a moment.

Tsuruya did say before that Kabuki plays can only be performed by men, which means that just now...is that a cute boy paper?

"Ah, if Izumo develops into the entertainment industry, that kid will definitely be a sensation, but it's a pity that he's all about kabuki performances, what a waste." Tsuruya muttered, the first half of the sentence still felt like a waste. It's nothing, but the second half of the sentence really went astray again: "Think of the shock and shame when those men found out that the object of their estrus turned out to be a man of the same gender, and then simply broke the jar and fell, thinking that men are not bad, It's really exciting, hahahahaha."

Well, the idea is really Tsuruya.

However, with the trouble of Bed Tsuruya, Su Hao's nervousness has eased a lot, and his brain can start thinking again, and the appearance of chaos is no longer in front of him.

He looked at the stage where he was performing, and Izumo, who had just appeared, had successfully attracted the audience's attention and attracted a lot of applause.

"He's also very popular in the audience."

Tsuruya put a hand on Su Bad's shoulder and said, "You know, in Kabuki performances, although all performers are men, there are also female roles, which are called female characters. It's female form."

"So Kunisaki Izumo is female?"

"It can be said that. But in this play, although the role of Benten Kosuke Kikunosuke also has a female form, he is more in the image of Rikaku (male character)." When Tsuruya said this, he looked at it. Su Bad: "What do you think of Izumo's performance?"

To be honest, the slightly exaggerated movements, like the stance of squatting, and the way of speaking like a Peking Opera, made Su Bad feel a little bit unappreciative for a while.But Izumo's every move in the center of the stage can naturally draw the audience's attention, making people feel just right.

Listening to the applause from time to time from the audience, the answer is naturally self-evident.

Tsuruya didn't insist on Su Bad's reasoning, and continued the topic on his own: "Men come to play the role of women, which is called a cross-section in comedies, which is equivalent to the role of Dan in Peking Opera. Little villain, you Why do you think he can play the female form as a boy?"

"Because...you look like a girl?"

Su Hao wasn't sure because he heard Tsuruya's laughter.

"Yeah." Tsuruya nodded first, but the answer she was going to say was obviously not this: "But this is not absolute, in fact, after passing through Yuma Kabuki and Ruozhong Kabuki, the female figure Most of them are men who don't look like women, and the reason is very simple, in order to avoid trouble, so Izumo's appearance can only be said to be an incidental surprise, not the main reason."

"why?"

"Of course it's because he's suitable. The appearance is not to be mentioned, but the female figure has requirements for the actor's figure, and it must be slender and slender. In addition, it must rely on practice, from the walking posture. , to the placement of the fingers, to the eyes, to vocalization, and playing instruments, it takes a lot of practice to become a qualified Kabuki actor."

Then let a layman like yourself play it, isn't it direct GG.

"Idiot!" Tsuruya said as if he had seen through Su Hao's heart: "It's the first time you have come into contact with Kabuki, and no one expects you to appreciate his essence. But from Izumo, you should have already understood it. Well, Kabuki is not a movie, you don't need to figure out the character of the character, you don't even need to think about it, don't think about it, just stand on that stage and act out that shape!"

"!"

Su Bai widened his eyes.

He suddenly wanted to understand a lot of things in an instant.

What kind of performance art is Kabuki? This is not something that a rookie like him needs to figure out.

But it's like the female form is female because the way they appear is the female character to the audience, and has nothing to do with what's inside him.

As for Su Bad, he only needs to perform the image of the thief Zhongxin Liping.