I'm Really Three-dimensional

"Both are gentle people, I don't know what chemical reaction will happen in the end."

Shizuo Hiratsuka sighed in front of the service department with her back back, and was eavesdropping on the conversation inside.

The service department became quiet again, and Yukinoshita and Kato sat facing each other.

"Mr. Shizuka Hiratsuka, it's not a good habit to eavesdrop on students' speech outside." Kato disconnected and said to the door.

"Oops, found out by this stinky boy."

Immediately after being embarrassed to continue eavesdropping, he really left.

Yukinoshita heard the sound of someone walking away outside the door, and couldn't help but worry about the teacher's integrity.

"So back to the topic, do you know my club?" Kato asked, sitting down and pushing his glasses, still with a paralyzed face.

"Of course, the reason why I came to understand is that your club philosophy is exactly the same as what I had in mind." Yukinoshita said coldly without hesitation.

Duan Kato looked at Yukinoshita and nodded to her calmly, and then spoke directly:

"The rich give this to the poor with compassion, and lend a helping hand to the needy, which is called volunteer activity."

"To lend a hand to those who are troubled, this is what this club does"

"So, have you made up your mind? Join this club?"

Duan Kato shamelessly stole the words of Yukinoshita's original book and used them directly.

After hearing this, Yukinoshita felt a lot of turmoil in her heart, and she was no longer calm. The idea of ​​the club was the same, so why was it the same as what she was going to say next.

Does he have mind reading skills?No no no!

how is this possible.

Yukinoshita's heart was flustered at this moment, as if he didn't understand why the boy in front of him was so similar to him.

Kato Duan was stunned when he saw Yukinoshita suddenly froze, and then he stared at Yukinoshita and waited for her reply.

"Please don't look at me like this! I feel violated! After all, I am" Yukinoshita was interrupted by Kato before she could finish her speech while holding her modest chest.

"After all, you're cute, right?" Kato Dan looked at the flustered Yukinoshita with a playful smile and then said:

"Didn't you find it? I'm handsome too."

"Because of my handsomeness, I dared not stay at school with my shoes and recorder since I was a child"

"Because if you stay in school, you will be stolen by school girls, and even female teachers will buy them from girls."

"Everyone isolates me just because I'm handsome."

As soon as this statement came out, Xuexia's pupils shrank and his eyes suddenly became icy cold, with a icy light in his eyes and stood up in disbelief: "You have investigated me! Disgusting!" After saying that, Xuexia took out his mobile phone and prepared to call 110 .

Seeing this scene, Kato Duan's heart is no longer happy, is this anxious?

"Okay, don't think too much, I'll just play tricks." After speaking, he took out the entire book of "Spring Objects" from the system space and threw it on the seat.

Yukinoshita was obviously taken aback as she watched Dan Kato conjure a stack of books out of the air.

Then he looked at the book puzzled, and found that the cover of the character was simply the Q version of himself, and then said: "Interesting, can you do magic? And draw me down and can't wait to woo me like an orangutan." Yukinoshita stood up and looked down condescendingly. Cut off Kato.

"That's right, I'm cute after all, but please forgive me for refusing! You make me feel like you're a pervert." Then Yukinoshita looked at Dan Kato again with the look of grass covering insects.

Hearing this, Kato Duan also looked helpless, but Yukinoshita was much more difficult to deal with.

"Please don't be too self-aware, Yukinoshita Hirano!" Kato Dan also stood up.

Then he walked out of the classroom, carrying Yukinoshita on his back and said, "I'll tell you everything after reading "Spring Thing" on the table."

"Do you think I will agree with you if you write a love letter and draw it on it? Please forgive me for rejecting it! This will make me so sick that I can't breathe." Yukino Yukino hugged her chest and made a disgusted expression.

Damn, Tm is so hard!It's still Kasumigaoka!Kasumigaoka yyds! !

Then Kato Dan returned to the previous position and said, "The next thing I say, it may cause you discomfort. In the end, it is up to you to believe it or not."

"Please forgive me for refusing, if you feel uncomfortable then don't say it anymore, I need to get out of here, you made me feel dangerous!" Yukinoshita gave up and left after saying that.

Kato couldn't do anything, so he changed a limited-time purebred ragdoll from the system.

[Pure Breed Ragdoll Price: 5 World Points]

[System: The Ragdoll is limited to 30 minutes, and will return to its original place when the time is up]

"Meow~"

Yukinoshita heard the cat meow and turned her head to look at the sound subconsciously, only to find a purebred puppet cat that looked very noble. As a result, she couldn't take her eyes away from it, and it was a fall.

Produced by the system, it must be a boutique!

After that, Kato Dan put the cat on the ground to indicate that he was going to Yukinoshita, and the cat seemed to understand immediately, and walked directly to Yukinoshita's feet and rubbed his calf wrapped in over-the-knee stockings.

When Yukinoshita saw this scene, her heart melted instantly, and she immediately took it into her arms and looked at Dan Kato: "Okay, you won! It seems that you have made sufficient preparations this time, you are really hopeless scum, Tell me, what's the matter?"

Chapter 6 Shocking Yukino for 100 Years

Sure enough, the cat's Noble Phantasm has a [-]% success rate.

Seeing Yukinoshita holding the cat back to his original seat and sitting down, Kato Duan heaved a sigh of relief.

After Yukinoshita hugged the cat and finished talking, she ignored Dan Kato and looked at the cat, rubbing the cat's soft head with her hands, the indifference on her face was no longer there, only pampering.

Watching this scene, the corner of Kato's mouth twitched, and it seemed that he still couldn't communicate well, and then he released the cat and let it return.

Yukinoshita, who was rubbing the cat, was obviously taken aback. He was still staring at the cat in his arms and suddenly disappeared in front of his eyes. Then he looked around and found that it was useless. Finally, he looked at Kato Duan in confusion: "Stop playing with it. My own bad magic, where is the cat? Where did it go?"

Seeing Yukinoshita still treating the operation just now as magic, Kato Duan felt helpless for a while.

"I put it where it should be, so let's talk. Yukinoshita!" Kato Duan then clapped his hands to let Yukinoshita come back to his senses.

"I'll give you 5 minutes." Yukinoshita resumed his cold expression and said.

"call--"

Kato Duan took a deep breath and sorted out what he was going to say next. What followed would be a stormy conversation between three-dimensional and Two-dimensional breaking the dimensional wall.

"Do you know about light novels under Yukinoshita?" Kato Dan said calmly.

After listening to Yukinoshita, she thought for a while: "Light novels are a popular literary genre popular in Japan, which can be interpreted as "easily readable novels". Light novels are novels packaged in specific story description techniques. The feature is to improve the efficiency of the story to the readers." After Yukinoshita finished speaking, she looked at Kato Dan and said that there was still any problem.

"As expected of Xue Baike," Kato Duan exclaimed and continued: "Then have you ever thought that you are a character in a light novel?"

After hearing this, Yukinoshita felt a little helpless. He gently supported his forehead, and then put his hand on his chin to make a thoughtful expression and said coldly: It seems that the Minister of Serving is not only a pervert, but also a mental patient? "

Then, without waiting for Kato to stop talking, he continued: "If you want to discuss this with me, I don't think I need to accompany me, so I will say goodbye first." After that, he left.

"Wait for Yukinoshita, listen to me and finish!" Kato Dan said hurriedly.

Then Yukinoshita turned around and hugged his chest and looked at Kato Dan, his face was a little helpless and said: "Although I am very cute, you will be excited when you know that you are chatting with a beautiful girl like me, but I ask you not to say something unrealistic. illogical discourse."

"Don't speak yet, can you just listen to me?" Kato Duanya replied helplessly.

"I was not from this world a few days ago, but from another world."

"I woke up and found that I had transmigrated into this man who was broken by Kato"

"And this world is a world composed of many light novels, and you, Yukinoshita, is one of the heroines of "My Youth Love Story is really problematic"."

Looking at Yukinoshita Yukino sneered and looked at herself, she realized that Yukinoshita didn't believe at all, and then pointed to the "Spring Objects" on the desktop and said, "This is your work as a heroine! I brought it to you"

Yukinoshita Yukino looked at the work and looked at Kato Dan and hugged with a sneer, indicating that Kato Dan continued to edit.

"And I have a system similar to cheating by cheating, and I can get rewards for completing tasks."

"The one just now wasn't magic, I got it from my system." After saying that, Duan Kato didn't believe it under the snow, and then he changed a panda directly from the system.

[Adult limited time panda group: 10 world points]

[From China National Treasure, 15 minutes, raised in captivity since childhood, not aggressive, only cute. 】

Yukinoshita looked at the black-and-white dumplings who suddenly appeared, holding bamboo in their hands and feeding them into their mouths. Obviously, the panda himself didn't realize why he suddenly appeared here.

"This is a limited-time panda I got from my system. Don't you think it's also a magic handle? An ordinary high school student also deserves a Huaguo panda?" Kato Duan said, walking towards the panda and rubbing its head Looking under the snow.

Yukinoshita swallowed her saliva, and the black and white dumplings that usually only appear in pictures and videos were in front of her eyes at this moment. Of course, she understood the value of pandas. In China, pandas are known as diplomats, let alone modern "living fossils" Because it is black and white and it is only in Asia, Huaguo gave one to other countries a few years ago, and the prime minister personally picked it up, so you can imagine how precious it is.So shocked Yukino for 100 years.

"Can I... touch it?" Yukinoshita stared at the black-and-white dumpling in front of him with a blushing face, and said hurriedly.

Looking at Yukinoshita's appearance, Kato Duan was happy in his heart. Although Kato Duan also came into contact with pandas for the first time, it did not affect Kato Duan's happiness at all.

Then Duan Kato said to Tuantuan in Chinese: "Tuantuan, go to my sister's place, she has pots of milk there." After that, he pointed to Yukinoshita.

Although Yukinoshita didn't know what Kato Dan was talking about, he could hear it in Chinese, and when the panda heard it, he slowly crawled over to him and hugged him.

Seeing that Tuan Tuan understood, he hugged Yukinoshita directly, while Yukinoshita's face was dumbfounded, his face became redder and redder because of his excitement, as if he was about to die happily in place, but Tuantuan found that he did not look at Kato Duan later to express that you lied Bear.

While Yukinoshita was still in happiness, she hugged the panda and rubbed it with her, with a satisfied look on her face.

Duan Kato spent 1 world point from the system to replace a large-caliber milk bottle filled with artificial milk powder and handed it to Yukinoshita: "Here, feed it to Tuan Tuan, its name is Tuan Tuan."

Yukinoshita nodded and took it and fed it to Tuan Tuan, while Tuan Tuan grabbed the bottle with both hands and suddenly drank the milk slowly.

"Tuantuan can only exist for 15 minutes. When the time is up, it will return to its original place. Hurry up and masturbate directly, and you can also take a photo with it. This is a rare opportunity." Kato pushed his glasses decisively and pointed to Yukinoshita.

Yukinoshita was a little hesitant after listening to this, and then decisively took out his mobile phone from the red and black jk skirt and took a photo with himself, but when Tuantuan found out that someone wanted to take a picture, he put down the bottle and grinned at the screen, and Yukinoshita clicked immediately. shoot.

"click"

The sound of taking pictures, and Tuantuan also disappeared with the sound.

Yukinoshita looked a little disappointed at the place where the panda disappeared, and then looked at the panda's cute smile on the screen in the phone, and looked at the panda's smile and her blushing self, and instantly felt that she was cured.

"Do you believe what I said now?" Kato Dan said while looking at Yukinoshita's bright face.

Yukinoshita heard Kato Dan talking to himself, and replied to his mood: "You just belonged to theft, I don't agree that you exchanged other people's pandas from the so-called system. This is a criminal act."

"Would you like to hear what you have to say to yourself?"

Kato broke his face with black lines and complained.

My dear, you were the most excited just now, but now you are accusing me.

Chapter 7 I can make your boobs bigger

"Would you like to hear what you have to say to yourself?"

My dear, you were the most excited just now, but now you are blaming me.