I'm Really Three-dimensional

Kato didn't even look at Erina and quickly waved his hands, as if not to bother me.

"Order me to study controlled nuclear fusion?"

Erina repeated Kato Dan's order with a dazed expression.

Erina swallowed her saliva: "Can you change to a simple order?"

"Then research out curvature navigation!"

"Can't it be simpler?"

"Then read quantum mechanics and study a black hole."

Erina: ? ? ?

How easy is this?

This seems to be getting more and more outrageous!

At this moment, Erina wanted to complain very much, but she held back her gaze and looked at Kato Dan, who was still playing the game like a saint, and said softly: "Can you change the order that I can do?"

"Okay, go and buy me a dumpling, I want celery and pork stuffing."

"Yes!"

Erina was overjoyed, and finally had an order that she could complete, so she happily went back to the bedroom and took off the uniform on her body, but when she took off her pantyhose, she suddenly seemed to remember something.

"Wait, didn't I want to help Mr. Kato quit the game addiction?"

So she changed into a maid outfit, walked towards the door, looked at Kato Dan and suggested, "Master Kato Dan, do you want to go with me? Miss Kaguya said that you should go out more often."

At this time, Kato Dan, who had just cleared the game, put down the handle, rubbed his sore shoulders, stood up and shook his head, "No need, I've become an urban monster now, and some people even saw me After drawing it, too many people have seen me like this, it would be bad if I scare the children."

This is why Kato Duan has been shutting himself out for the past few days.

At this time, Erina suddenly realized and nodded, walked out of the door, and after closing it, quickly took out her mobile phone and explained the matter to Kaguya.

"I see."

Kaguya on the phone couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief when he knew the reason, and began to look forward to his date with Kato when he came back.

"By the way, listening to your words, you seem to have taken some action, but the result seems to have failed, can you tell me?"

"Ah...Miss, I'm going to get into the elevator. The signal here is not very good. I'm going to buy dumplings for Mr. Kato... Hang up first!"

Erina couldn't help feeling guilty for a while, and then hung up the phone in a panic after flustered.

As an adult, Erina went to seduce Xiao Katou, if Kaguya-sama knew that she would not be able to tear her alive?

"baffling!"

Kaguya looked at the phone that was suddenly hung up and always felt that Erina had adopted some immoral method.

Chapter 21 Fried Dumplings and Dumplings

"I'm back~"

Erina returned home with a large bag of handmade dumplings, and shouted to Kato Dan who was sitting and playing with his mobile phone.

Both of them are not ordinary people, so their appetites are amazing, and Erina bought several hundred of them on purpose.

"I'll eat dumplings for lunch today."

Kato replied.

"I picked up money on the way back."

"Leave it to the police uncle."

After Erina put the dumplings in the refrigerator, she took out a few 'bills' from her pocket and handed them to Kato Duan, and then added: "It seems to be the rmb of Huaguo, take a look."

Erina who picked up the money is very happy today and thinks today is her lucky day.

"Then when I return to China, I will give it to the police uncle in China."

The righteous Kato Duan quickly made a judgment, thinking that the ownership of Huaguo's money should be handed over to Huaguo's police uncle.

It's just that after Kato Duan looked at the money in Erina's hand, he was suddenly dumbfounded, and his expression became weird.

It is indeed Huaguo money, but it is Tiandi Bank.

Kato thought about it for a while, and suddenly remembered that it was Halloween a few days ago. This thing has become a global "hard currency" and is known as "ancestral money". It is normal for Erina to pick it up.

"what happened?"

Seeing Kato's expression, Erina was a little confused.

"It's nothing, keep it for yourself."

Kato Duan shook his head, not ready to explain, but he still remembered Erina's temptation to him.

He holds grudges very much, besides, Erina is a monster and has already died once. Isn't it normal to have money from the dead?

"Ok."

Erina curled her lips. Although she was still a little confused, she still took out her small wallet and stuffed the money into it. She planned to take this as lucky money.

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at the same time

General Wu Gao

First-year international education class

during recess

Yukinoshita Yukino, who used to always hold a library book, picked up her mobile phone and looked at it for a long time today, as if she found something interesting.

And on the screen is the latest version of "Urban Tales" and there is also a self-portrait of Kato Dan.

After staring at the description of the incident carefully, she put away her phone and closed her eyes to rest.

back to the previous few days

On the day Katoduan Elementary School entered school, Yukino also found a reason to take a leave of absence.

She felt that as the minister of the service department, it was necessary to control the overall process of the entrusted incident, so Yukino followed Kato Duan into the school to monitor through the props that reduce the sense of presence.

From the experience of so many incidents, she came to a conclusion: Although Kato was able to solve the incident in general, the method was not necessarily safe enough, and there might be new sequelae.Besides, he is still in the punishment period of the system, just in case, Xue Nai decided to follow up and make an insurance.From the results point of view, it does play the role of insurance.

Just like Kato Duan's hand knife didn't stun the teacher at all, she used props to stun the teacher directly.

Laughing to death, how could a hand knife make people dizzy?

I don't know where Kato cut him off from!

This made Xue Nai want to complain very much at the time.

She did not agree with Kato Duan's so-called use of violence to control violence, but she still did not stop Kato Duan in the end.

Since she agrees to let Kato Duan deal with this incident, she will respect his choice, although Kato Duan's behavior is still a symptom, not a root cause.

When he started to make trouble in the class, Xue Nai used system props to paralyze the monitoring equipment of the whole school.

As for this "Urban Legend", it is completely an accidental product. Relying on previous analysis and experiments, Yukino can understand what kind of impact this story will bring in the future.

The concept of "urban legend" has a very high degree of awareness and dissemination among the Japanese people.

Perhaps dozens, hundreds of years later, this story will continue to spread, affecting countless people.

At present, this new urban legend is the most popular on the Internet.

Relying on this accidental product, this time the Ministry of Service entrusted Kato Duan to complete it perfectly in a different way. What he brings is a good story that can inspire children to use the power of courage to resist injustice. It will It has been passed down for a long time, and it has a very strong vitality, because it is an inexhaustible spiritual food for human beings. As long as the spread is high enough, it can always evolve into an appearance suitable for the times.

"How could there be a bullying demon king? This is a lie to children."

"But many people in the comment section said they saw it with their own eyes!"

"You said that if our class suddenly appeared, who would she punish?"

"Should...shouldn't appear."

"There is no bullying in our class, and no one likes to call people nicknames."

At this moment, discussions suddenly came from the class, and the topic of discussion was this urban grotesque. However, when hearing these discussions, Xue Nai's mind suddenly became blurred.

She suddenly felt that she seemed to have given people a lot of nicknames.

Listening to the discussion of these people, a scene suddenly appeared in her mind. Katoduan came to her, holding a belt in his hand and trying to punish her. This made Yukino feel that something was wrong, so she bit her mouth hard The soft meat and the smell of blood finally woke him up.

"By the way, this big devil is actually called Kato Takaya, and he has the same surname as Kato-senpai. Do you think that Kato-senpai is actually the big devil? According to the setting in the novel, if the male protagonist asks for leave, he must go to something important gone."

At this time, an otaku in the class suddenly stood up and gave his opinion excitedly.

Hearing this analysis, Xue Nai was shocked.

However, the others didn't think so, and rolled their eyes at him one after another.

"how is this possible."

"Is this Two-dimensional?"

A girl looked at the male classmate with disgust.

"The dead house is disgusting."

A girl chimed in.

Hearing these words, his face turned green and pale, and he could only sit back in his original position in embarrassment.

"I read in the background story that the Great Demon King was originally the son of Holos, the god of eagles. Because he was bullied by his elder brother when he was young, he hated bullying very much when he grew up, so he came to the world. Incarnate into a human being, punishing the bullying situation everywhere, and the name Kato is a common surname in Japan, so I chose a surname at random, and I think this self-portrait looks like Kato-senpai, maybe this big devil is Seeing that Kato-senpai is handsome and righteous, I deliberately changed it according to his childhood template."

"You put it that way, Kato-senpai is really very righteous and handsome."

"It's so detailed, who provided this entry."

"Let me see, his online name seems to be something like 'Su Cheng, an enthusiastic netizen who doesn't want to be named', and this word has over ten thousand likes."

On the side, Xue Nai seemed to be resting with her eyes closed, but she was secretly listening to the discussion of these students. When she heard the word Su Cheng, the corners of her mouth twitched subconsciously.

She took out her phone, opened the "Urban Weird" page that she had just closed, and after she liked the entry, she was worried about what to do if Kato Dan was exposed in the future.

"Didn't there be a rumor last time that senior Kato was actually the only son of a certain big chaebol. Because he was dissatisfied with the restraint of the family, he came to our school to find true love."

"No, the version I heard is that Kato-senpai is a prince of a certain country."