Honkai Diary, Starting with Domestic White-haired Dumplings

"The problem is that you are so close to me, people will misunderstand me as a pervert."

"Say it like you're not, huh!"

Then the two got into an argument.

Even if you are hanging, the old enemy is the old enemy, and the confrontation is regardless of time and place.

"Boom! Boom!"

Just as the quarrel became louder, two reinforced rubber bullets stunned the two small groups, and ended the fight with irrefutable truth.

Zeke put down the gun, opened a pair of indifferent dead fish eyes, and let out a sigh of relief.

"No matter where you go, you won't be safe."

"Puff! You deserve it!"

Wendy, who had recovered, was lying on the beach chair next to Zeke, drinking fruit juice and making sarcastic remarks.

Zeke gave her a sideways look and raised his gun.

"Wait a minute! If you have something to discuss!"

"How much combat power has been recovered?"

"Seven or eight, it's mainly because I haven't fought for a long time, and it's hard to regain my battlefield awareness."

"The next time there is a Honkai Beast, you go to the front line to find the status, remember not to embarrass me."

Zeke said blankly, then fired the bullet.

"Oh!"

Wendy's head jerked back, she lost her balance, and fell onto the beach.

"pain!!!"

"You really shot!"

Wendy jumped up clutching her forehead, started to roll up her sleeves, and walked towards Zeke aggressively.

……

Three minutes later, next to Qiyana and Xing, there was an extra Wendy, one side of her cheek was swollen, a few big bumps appeared on the top of her head, and she had a tearful expression.

Zeke put down the gun again, lay down on the chair, and smiled comfortably.

"Damn it! Tyrant! I don't know style! Dead wood!"

Wendy cursed and sniffed, holding back the painful tears.

(→_→)…(→_→)…(`Δ?)!

Qiyana and Xing Qiqi squinted at her.

Then Kiyana kindly reminded:

"Well, I suggest you restrain yourself a bit, after all Zeke is over there... He won't be tolerant of you just because you were hung up."

"Stop rambling... I want you to take care of it..."

With the last few words, Wendy involuntarily lowered her voice, and looked away from Zeke with a guilty conscience.

Zeke narrowed his eyes, paid attention to Wendy's movements, and snorted softly.

Born as Valkyrie of Destiny, after all, her initial stance and mentality are different, and she still doesn't accept discipline.In order to establish absolute dominion, sure enough, it is necessary to beat him up from time to time.

Then he turned to the direction of the sea, where a white wave galloped nimbly on the surface of the sea.

"Xie'er, how do you feel, is it fast enough?"

"Sister Bronya, what a big wave, drive slowly! Hahaha!"

"No, the essence of sailing is the word fast, how can it be exciting to be unhappy! Hold me tight, Xier, Bronya is going to speed up!"

"what!!!"

Hearing Xier's cry of surprise or joy, and seeing the posture of the two tightly hugging each other, Zeke nodded in relief.

As expected of Bronya, she can calmly lead her sister to sail on the sea, which is very cool and crazy-this kind of skills, let him!

Then Zeke closed his eyes again, and his consciousness gradually emptied.

With such warm sunshine, even the Honkai beast genes in his body seemed to become lazy. It was really a suitable place to sleep.

How nice it is to take a vacation!

ha?How about these girls' swimsuits you ask?

Ah!Although they are all developing, they are still little kids after all.Besides, what about loli in swimsuits, how can it be interesting to explore the truth?

Zeke thought disdainfully, his heart still.

However, cute is really cute.

Zzz~~

……

At night, after a lively barbecue by the sea, Zeke lay on his big bed and looked at the bright moon outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, feeling very at ease.

Sure enough, this is the life people live, what's the matter with working overtime every day?

Labor and capital have brought the anti-entropy to this level, not to turn themselves into model workers.

When I go back, I will officially promote Cocolia to the consul. It is time for Bronya to develop administrative management capabilities. And Icarus, I need to add some functional modules in this regard...

Just as Zeke was thinking about a hundred little fishing strategies, the quilt under him suddenly moved.

Soon, two cute little heads, one white and one pink, emerged from his left and right sides.

Zeke glanced at the door of the room, but there was no sign of it being opened, but the window on the other side opened a small hole at some point.

"Both of you, your stealth skills have improved again?"

"That's right! Miss Ben's stealth level, but even Bronya's stinky guy deserves praise!"

"Xing is the same, she was praised by Bronya!"

"...I'm not praising you."

Zeke opened his dead fish eyes and complained speechlessly.

Then the two girls hugged his hand each.

"I don't care, you haven't been with me for a long time! I want to sleep together today!"

"This time Paramecium is right, Zeke, Xing misses you so much?!"

The two of them were talking half coquettishly and half complaining. I'm afraid they had experienced disputes before coming here and reached some kind of consensus, otherwise they wouldn't be so harmonious.

The bodies of Qiyana and Xing are very soft, and there is a trace of sweet breath coming from them-to be honest, there is nothing uncomfortable.

But Zeke quickly turned black.

"Get your hands off my stomach!"

"Hey! We've been discovered!"

Kiyana stuck out her tongue, said with a smile, and by the way, arched at Zeke's neck shamelessly, as if she was smelling him.

Xing blushed, not as shameless as Kiyana, but she still moved a little closer to Zeke.

"mua!"

Kiyana smacked Zeke's face, and then said confidently:

"Okay, let's go to bed, it's getting late."

"...Aren't you hot?"

A bit of disgust appeared on Zeke's face, and he wanted to reach out to wipe his face, but both hands were tightly hugged by them, unable to move.

Xingjiao replied quietly:

"It's okay, Zeke's body is cool and comfortable."

"I'm hot, I'm not feeling well, let me go."

Zeke said dumbly.

Kiyana: "This lady doesn't!"

Xing: "Zeke... only... only today, no!"

Zeke wanted to be violent, but under the gaze of two pairs of bright eyes, he finally endured it.

"...I haven't been in the headquarters all the time? I haven't left."

"That's different, you're too busy and don't have time to accompany me!"

Kiyana yelled unhappily, feeling as if she was hugging Zeke's arm tightly, as if expressing her dissatisfaction.

Zeke taught weakly:

"Qiana, Xing, you are all growing up soon, let me be more independent."

"Don't! Don't! Slightly~~"

"Xing... Xing doesn't want it either!"

Just, very helpless!If they were a little older, Zeke could justifiably kick them out and enjoy some quiet sleep.

It just so happens that there are two and a half children, so acting like a baby, the macho has nothing to do.

"Be quiet and sleep well."

"Good (*＾ワ＾*)~"×2

When the night was getting dark, Bronya gently pushed the door and entered, and saw the three people who were already asleep.

She paused in front of the bed, leaned over, and pressed the quilt for the three of them.

The white and tender slender index finger lightly tapped on Zeke's forehead, brushing away a few strands of hair for him.

The corners of Bronya's mouth gradually curved up, and the delicate little face that usually lacked emotion seemed particularly vivid and gentle at this moment.

"Good night."