Chu Yinan said, "You're shitting, what a coincidence, Martin, are you going to shit here too?"
Martin said dissatisfiedly: "Don't tell others what you said, you are ready to have a barbecue, and you are planning to add a meal. Go and play with your mobile phone. I will go to the bathroom to wash my hands first."
Martin took a step first, and Chu Yinan squatted until his legs were numb, got up and stomped his feet, and slowly returned to his class's camp.
In the camp of this class, the boys were so busy that they made a few elegant speeches from time to time.
"I screwed his grandma, what kind of mutton is this? It smells so bad, I can't eat it!"
However, Chu Yinan found that Martin and Lian Xiu were secretly eating beside the barbecue.
"Didn't you tell me to go to the bathroom? Why did you come back so quickly to start eating? You ran faster than me." Chu Yinan looked at the bunch of things they ate curiously.
The other men all shouted stinky, but the two of them ate happily, and secretly said something like "It's safe tonight" and "How many times are you going".
Martin swallowed the roasted lamb's egg and wondered, "I've been here with Lianxiu. When did I tell you to go to the bathroom? I'm still rushing back to the second half after eating!"
Chapter 50 Your ass won't lie!
"what?"
Chu Yinan felt that it should be Martin's. Did he admit his mistake?
It is possible, after all, it was so dark at the time, but he called the other party "Martin" at that time, and the other party did not deny it.
Strange.
Such doubtful thoughts were quickly interrupted by the reprimands of the girls' class committee.
The class leader tried a bite of the "specialty" brought back by Song Maren, and almost vomited. He drank a few sips of drinks and rinsed his mouth, reprimanded:
"What the hell are you guys buying? I looked at the budget table. This is the most expensive and most expensive ingredient. Why is it so weird! Did you put something on it!"
What she wanted to say was "urine", but with so many people present, and people from other classes, it was not easy for her to say it so bluntly.
Song Ma Ren would usually take this loss, but this time he really justified the loss, so he didn't dare to say a word.
The bags of "mutton" he bought were the same price as the sum of all other ingredients.
Spend the most money and buy the most unpalatable things. This face is really lost, and I dare not find it back.
He had to ask Lianxiu that Kengbi: "Didn't you say that such a special product is delicious, you must eat it when you see customers, what kind of fun is this!"
"Sheep is happy." Lian Xiu said a dirty name.
A classmate downloaded an ingredient recognition program on his mobile phone. After some recognition, he said to Song Maren with a strange expression:
"Sheep eggs, it's this stinky smell!"
When the girls heard that they were fried, they were all high school, and everyone was not innocent children. What are the effects of raw oysters, whips and other ingredients, they have never eaten them.
"I gave you the activity funds, did you take it to nourish your kidneys! What should we do now? We are going to give some to the seniors and seniors of the third grade. You can solve this thing yourself! Buy it and eat it yourself, don't let me find you. wasting food!"
After the ruthless words, a group of boys looked at each other, and they couldn't say anything about this thing.
Lin Qiu, who was in charge of leading the boys' team, took the blame for no apparent reason, but he had no choice but to take the lead in expressing himself. He picked up a string of:
"There are so many boys. It's almost the same for each person. Pinch your nose and eat it. You won't have diarrhea if it's so expensive. I'll eat a bunch first... vomit!"
In this way, Song Ma Ren generously ordered sheep eggs for the whole class + seniors and seniors, which were finally digested by the boys, and Chu Yinan was also forced to bear this unwarranted disaster.
However, in the process of eating, everyone found that as long as the sheep egg slices were soaked in lemon juice, although it tasted extremely sour, the taste was acceptable.
Originally, the boy who suspected Chu Yinan was blindly directing the preparation of the seasonings immediately respected him. This man did have some knowledge about barbecue!
Most of the boys are ready to eat chicken wings and drumsticks, but after digesting the sheep eggs, they have no appetite.
Tranquility and inaction is called a realm of life, but the male gods feel that they have almost reached this realm.
It took less than half an hour for this unpleasant thick tea egg meal to end, and the nourishing effect came.
Martin and Lian Xiu, the two people who were preparing for tonight's battle, looked at each other and saw the serious preparations from the other's serious expressions.
"I'm starting to get hot, and I almost have to go, how about you?"
"Are you on the way, mate, let's go together?"
"Why not?"
After the discussion here, they did not forget Chu Yinan, patted him on the shoulder earnestly, and said:
"Remember the phone number I left for you? You live alone, so you don't have to hold back when you need it. Properly promoting the local tertiary industry service industry is also a good deed!"
"I'll promote your height!" Chu Yinan didn't tell them about living with the teacher, so as not to cause a bad topic.
After a while, the boys, who were in a bad state, found that all the guys were "standing up", and embarrassed, they had to go back to the homestay to avoid their delicate physical state.
The girls gave some of the food baked in their class to the senior and senior, and when they came back, they found that the boys were gone.
"Strange, where did the boys go to play? Before the fire started, they said not to grab meat from them."
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"Iori-sensei shouldn't be able to rest in the house yet. At this time, she should be active over the bonfire."
Of course, Chu Yinan couldn't stay in the class anymore. The club died in minutes, and it was estimated that other boys would not be able to communicate with their sisters in other schools.
There are street lights on the uphill night road, but the street lights themselves are dim yellow, but the trails appear dim.
Although most of the troops are at the barbecue meeting on the beach, there are still many students staying in the homestay area, usually male and female.
In such a dim and quiet environment, it is even more able to draw out an ambiguous atmosphere.
Chu Yinan walked all the way back, and encountered couples kissing and groping in the dark, with flirtatious secret words, although they couldn't bring much turbulence to Chu Yinan's heart, but those few strings of authentic roasted sheep eggs Really powerful.
He almost walks on three legs now.
In desperation, he could only hunched his back, took out his mobile phone and pretended to look down at the news, while rushing to his residence.
"Chu Yinan, what are you doing in such a hurry, why don't you go to class activities?" From the dark alley around the corner, Teacher Iori came out and looked at Chu Yinan with concern, "This kind of class activity is not enough. It’s time to take an active part in it, it’s not good to go straight back to the homestay.”
Chu Yinan twitched the corners of his mouth, raised his head and smiled reluctantly, without changing his posture of holding his back, he carefully examined his head teacher:
"It's like this. In the afternoon, I didn't have a rest while I was helping out. Now I'm suddenly idle. I'm very sleepy. I plan to go back and sleep for a while, otherwise it would be embarrassing to sit there and doze off."
In the dim light, Iori Risa's cheeks can be seen moving, which is the movement of the skin pulled by a smile.
She nodded and accepted what Chu Yinan said:
"It turns out that it was really hard for you and the boys in the class that afternoon. I'll accompany you back. The light is not good now, and it would be bad if you entered someone else's room by mistake."
"How is it possible, I know the way very well, and I'm not Hanhan who can get lost downstairs in my own house." Chu Yinan felt troubled, and his eyes drifted to the female teacher's buttocks.
The buttocks curve outlined by the hip-pack skirt is incomparably clear in the dark light, and the green curve depicts a heart-shaped attractive curve.
"What were you doing in the alley just now?"
"I came here on a detour. I wanted to walk around and see where there is a suitable place to take pictures. I just saw you."
"Is that so..."
Chu Yinan's face suddenly flashed entanglement and hesitation, and finally decided to gamble.
"Teacher, did you just see where it would be more suitable? I also want to take two photos. How about the alley here? It feels good without those couples taking up space."
"Okay, let's go take a look then."
The slender teacher in high heels and the little boy walked into the dark alley.
Suddenly, the boy's body skyrocketed, breaking his clothes, and the nearby shimmering light stretched his silhouette on the ground very long, with three long legs.
He grabbed the woman's arm to prevent her from running away: "You're not Iori-sensei, Wallis, right?"
Iori-sensei's buttocks are not like this!
Chapter 51 Illusions
The pink and tender little boy who was following him suddenly changed his body and transformed himself into a sturdy and sturdy man, no matter when he put it on, it was a shock.
The female teacher looked shocked and took two steps back. The heel of her high-heeled shoes stepped on a small stone, but she still stood firm. She stammered in disbelief:
"Chu Yinan, you...what are you, I'm hallucinating?"
Chu Yinan was worried about this situation before. If he was wrong, it would be really cool, but now he firmly believes in his judgment.
Words can deceive people, but ass can't!
He grabbed the wrist of "Iori-sensei" tightly, preventing her from having a chance to break free:
"No need to pretend, I don't know how you did it, but you are definitely not Iori-sensei, this should be some kind of physiological hallucination? You are not wearing high heels now, it should be a lady worn by a schoolgirl. Leather shoes?"
This section of the road is a stone road with concrete steps. The sound of high-heeled shoes walking here is very clear, but the sound of this "Iori teacher" walking is not that of high-heeled shoes, it is too light.
Seeing that Chu Yinan was not fooled at all, this woman stopped pretending, with a playful and pleasant smile on her face, she took a step into the shadow, her bright eyes reflected a faint red, like some kind of beauty contact lenses.
"How did you recognize it?"
Chu Yinan is not stupid enough to tell his own way of identification, he feigned:
"Didn't you just say it, shoes. Besides, you pretended to be Martin to make fun of me before, so you must be vigilant, and your suspicions about you naturally came... Are you also a child of Turing Tower? "
In the shadows, Chu Yinan just blinked, and the woman who was still staring at Teacher Iori's face turned into her original appearance.
This is a black-haired beauty with a different style from her elder sister Bei Yutang. The air bangs are slightly curled inward, and a dark red ribbon is tied to the left end of her hair, the same color as her eyes.The facial features belong to the sweet and pleasant Xiaojiabiyu type, but the smile in the shadow at the moment is really full of jokes and madness.
She was wearing the school uniform of Visbel's school, with a black school suit on the upper body and a short skirt with black silk on the bottom.
I have to say that she really looks like Yutang in stature. She has the beauty of a giant suit and is black and long.
"Not bad~ He's quite clever. I'm also worried that if Xiao Chunan's talent is 'fertility', his brain will become stupid. It would be a shame to have such a younger brother."
It's your own, so you shouldn't be too vigilant, right?
But Chu Yinan still didn't dare to let go of her wrist, for fear that she would run away if she didn't pay attention, and this guy's behavior was also very strange.
Doing things everywhere, but can't find her logic of action.
In the canteen throwing corpse case, there was Wallis, but only her figure was captured in the surveillance at that time.
Even now, several of Chu Yinan's blind dates have been sent to prison by her.
Many of the things Chu Yinan does are inseparable from the help of the AI sisters in Turing Tower, and she can easily do things everywhere by herself. Will there be supporters behind her?
The "similar" Maresa that Chu Yinan saw last time, her talent is "voice", not too special, but also very powerful, the sister I saw this time really blinded him.
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