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She peeked at the boy shyly, thinking secretly.

My lord and I... must be tied together by a red thread.

"Wait, wait! Wait a minute!"

The first person to rush to the front of Bayu was Ishtar.

She grabbed the female warrior's wrist in a panic, and cast hostility towards her chest at the same time.

"Let go of your hands first! And the chest! Don't press the chest on Rhodes' face! Didn't you see the pain of this child! If this is the United States, you have already been arrested!"

However, Ishtar is unaware of the ghost blood that resides in the bow girl.

"……ah!"

With a light flick of his wrist, Ba Yuqian threw the goddess who was still in high spirits just a few steps away.

"...You are a woman who was very close to the lord before."

Bayuqian looked at Ishtar, then turned to Rhodes.

"Are you in pain... my lord?" she asked softly.

"No, not at all. Sister Ba, thank you for saving me just now."

"Hmm... Mmm! This is exactly what I should do... I have decided to dedicate this body to you."

A blush appeared on Ba Yuqian's face: "My lord, please drive me as you please from now on."

"Stop it! I am the child's mother!"

Ishtar rushed forward again, and Ba Yuqian protected Rhodes behind him, confronting her.

"If someone like you can be considered a mother, then I am also the mother of the lord."

"—"

The shrine, which had been bustling until 2 minutes ago, was so quiet that you could hear a needle drop on the ground.

The king, the magician, the chief priest, and the soldiers were all in disbelief.

Forget about the neurotic Goddess... Even that quiet, dignified but majestic oriental female warrior——

But in her case, rather than being a mother, it's better to say that her expression is more like that of a young girl in Huaichun.

"Senior! Look, it's the Shura field! This is the first time I've seen a real Shura field!"

Mash pulled Fujimaru Tatsuka's sleeve with excitement.

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

"What, what's the situation? Is the goddess and the female warrior competing for a child?"

Fujimaru Tachika asked Meili.

"Hmm~ Even if it's me, there are things I don't understand."

"……really interesting."

Romani's voice broke in, his voice noticeably higher than usual.

"Is one of these two women his real mother!?"

Li Xiang rolled her eyes: "Why are you so excited, doctor?"

"Fu, Fu—" the pure white beast also echoed.

"Hehe... Speaking of the current situation, I am reminded of the most famous anecdote about our enemy—the Magic King Solomon."

Da Vinci came to Romani and looked at him with a mysterious smile.

"It's "The Judgment of Solomon", right? I've heard of this story!"

Little Eggplant's expression became radiant.

"Yes." Da Vinci nodded: "According to the records of "Kings", two whores once brought a child to find King Solomon.

They all claimed that it was their own child and asked the king to judge.

So King Solomon ordered someone to bring a knife, claiming that he would split the child in half and divide it between the two.

One of them agreed, while the other strongly disagreed.

So King Solomon awarded the child to the mother who disagreed, because she would rather give the child to the other party than kill him. "

"Hey~~~ So there is such a story."

Fujimaru Tatsuka rubbed her chin thoughtfully.

"That... Lixiang, are you really a high school student? Normally, you would know this story!"

"Ah ha ha... It's disgusting, Miss Da Vinci, of course I know. I just think that King Solomon in the story is not like what we have seen, a bad guy who clamors to destroy mankind... "

Solomon, the magic king known to Chaldea, is the chief culprit who burned down human history.

"It feels like King Solomon is a very gentle person."

"...haha." Romani scratched his head with a wry smile.

Everyone's attention returned to the hall.

"—Rod!"

Ishtar shouted his name and rushed over again.

The eyes of the goddess were bloodshot, and there was a ghostly expression on her beautiful face.

"Come home with me!"

Bayu raised a gleaming Japanese sword horizontally in front of Ishtar.

"Goddess Ishtar, Lord Rhodes cannot go with you."

Ishtar was furious.

"You, what are you talking about—you... this... a cow girl who is obviously Japanese but has an abnormal overdevelopment!!!"

Facing the vulgar words of the goddess, Ba Yuqian just swept across her chest, and then showed an elegant smile.

"You are obviously the Goddess of Earth who is in charge of the earth's harvest and human fertility, but unexpectedly... well, you are a little barren."

"Wha... this has grown up... Goo!"

Ishtar stomped on the floor with a flushed face.

"I want to let you know the fate of underestimating God!"

If it continues, Ishtar may blow up the entire tower.

Seeing this, Rhodes was about to persuade Bayuqian to stop talking, but he heard her staring at the goddess and saying word by word.

"I don't care what kind of relationship you have with your lord, and I don't care why you lie and claim to be your lord's mother.

But it is precisely because of your frivolous behavior that the lord is in danger.

If I had come later, Mr. Luo might have been involved in the accident you caused. "

"……Uh."

Suppressed by Ba Yuqian's momentum, Ishtar unconsciously took half a step back.

"So, I can't bear to put him next to someone as dangerous as you."

"... Goo!"

Ishtar was speechless.

Everyone: No, no, just now it was clearly that kid who provoked Gilgamesh on his own initiative.

If only Ishtar's head was a little bit smarter.

Rhodes looked at the shriveled goddess, and thought to himself: Inanna and Rin Tohsaka are both smart, why do they become stupid together?

"I want to take Lord Rhodes away." Ba Yuqian made a victory declaration.

"……Wait."

Ishtar stretched out his hand in despair: "Don't..."

"Wait until when you are more mature, and then take back the Lord Lord from my side."

Ba Yuqian, who had completely overwhelmed the Goddess of Heaven, looked directly at her and said coldly.

"During this period of time, please reflect on your behavior all the time, goddess Ishtar."

Then, she bowed deeply in the direction of the jade throne.

"Then, King Gilgamesh and Miss Siduri, I am grateful for your care during this time in Uruk."

She turned to look at Rhodes, and said with a gentle expression and voice like a Sichuan opera changing face.

"Okay~ let's go, my lord."

Ba Yuqian pulled Rhodes out of the main hall of the tower.

"...Uh, Ishtar! I will often go back to Mount Abif to see you!"

After the two left, only the bewildered crowd and the deflated goddess remained.

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Rhodes and Bayuqian who came out of the tower entered the bustling urban area of ​​Uruk.

Although I feel a little sorry for Ishtar, Rhodes thinks the current development is quite interesting.

His goal is the real world of Tiamat, that is to say, he hopes that everything will develop normally according to the plot of the mobile game.

So as long as he tries not to let himself get involved in the main story line, it is best to avoid any incidents that will affect the ending.

However, seeing Ishtar slumped like that, he felt somewhat uncomfortable...

"Sister Ba, what you said just now was too much anyway," Rhodes said.

"I told you before, Ishtar is my important savior."