I Take Revenge on the Bad Woman
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When Jiang Haisheng finally finished teaching and returned to the dormitory, Zhou Zhengwei couldn't wait to greet him.
"I ignored the excitement before, Brother Jiang, how did you know Chen Yueyue?"
"Can't I meet you?"
Jiang Haisheng asked back.
"That's not what I meant, it's just... just..."
Zhou Zhengwei scratched his head with a complicated expression.
"Just counting Senior Sister Fang and Cheng, this is already the third, right? Brother Jiang, how many beautiful girls are you still having an affair with?"
"Well, that's all three for now."
Jiang Haisheng replied casually following Zhou Zhengwei's words.
"For now...for now...and 'just' these three?!"
Zhou Zhengwei's expression became excited.
He stood up and walked towards Jiang Haisheng with a flushed face.
"Brother Jiang, do you know how much damage you have done to my young mind by saying that?"
Coming to Jiang Haisheng, Zhou Zhengwei stared at Jiang Haisheng with round eyes.
Then, he suddenly raised his hands high, and suddenly...
He bowed to Jiang Haisheng.
"Brother Jiang! No, Master is on top, please accept the disciples!"
Zhou Zhengwei knelt down in front of Jiang Haisheng in a standard earthen seat position and said loudly.
"Please be sure to pass on Master's hand of picking up girls to the next, if others can get the beautiful girl, they will definitely give everything to repay the master!"
"Didn't I say that I can teach you when you find the one you like?" Jiang Haisheng squinted at Zhou Zhengwei, "Or have you found the one you like now? Your 'two and a half dimensional' girl? "
"Hey, I originally wanted to find out through this cosplay beauty pageant," Zhou Zhengwei sighed, "but now the top three in the competition are all girls next to you, Brother Jiang, I'm afraid that even if I find one someday The girl I like turns out to be our teacher again, so what should I do?"
After staying with Wang Xiaolong for a while, Zhou Zhengwei also had a bit of a Northeastern accent, and having to speak the Northeastern dialect is indeed a bit magical.
"Teacher, your tall mother," Jiang Haisheng said angrily, "Even if such a situation really occurs, it can only be said that the fate has not yet arrived. What's the use of looking for me?"
"Uh...this is..." Zhou Zhengwei hesitated for a while, and said, "Actually, I want to learn from you, Brother Jiang, how to attract girls. To be honest, Brother Jiang, you don't count. What a shocking handsome guy, Xu Feng and even Wang Xiaolong are more handsome than you, but there are not so many girls around them..."
"Wait! Let me state first, I'm doing it for my own sake! I only love my daughter-in-law!"
Wang Xiaolong suddenly said.
"How do you know that there are no girls around me?" Xu Feng gave Zhou Zhengwei a white look, and said angrily, "Don't talk about beautiful girls, I can catch a lot of pretty boys for you."
Saying that, Xu Feng suddenly showed a black belly expression.
"Speaking of which, do you want me to introduce you two? I'm sure they're bigger than you when you take off your pants!"
"Uh...this is still exempt."
Zhou Zhengwei immediately confessed and said embarrassingly.
"Anyway, Brother Jiang, can you help me improve my charm first?" Zhou Zhengwei said, "Brother Jiang, you can attract so many beautiful girls, and I don't dare to ask for so much. It's not bad to be able to attract one or two people, is there any drama?"
Jiang Haisheng stared at Zhou Zhengwei indifferently for a while, then suddenly smiled.
"Yes! Of course there is! But it's too dramatic!"
"Don't say anything like 'don't dare to ask for extravagance', you have to believe in yourself, the charm of a man comes from self-confidence!"
With that said, Jiang Haisheng came to squat down in front of Zhou Zhengwei with a determined look on his face.
"On your terms, as long as you do what I say, not to mention the mere girls, even if Audrey Hepburn is alive, they will be fascinated by your flowery pants!"
"Really?" Zhou Zhengwei's eyes suddenly lit up, "I ask Master to enlighten me!"
"It's easy to talk," Jiang Haisheng sat back on the bed with a smile, "but, before I teach you, there is one more condition."
"What conditions?" Zhou Zhengwei hurriedly said, "Just say it! As long as I can do it, I will definitely do it!"
"You can do it, of course you can."
Jiang Haisheng's smile was suddenly filled with a hint of chill.
"If you want to practice this skill, you must first go to the palace. If you want to learn my pick-up skills, the most important thing is to take two knives and drive yourself to a dead end, so that you can stimulate your inner potential."
"I happen to have a doctor I know. He is very skilled. There are no one thousand or eight hundred eggs buried in his hands all year round, and none of the patients who have passed through his hands have complained, and the owners of the patients are also very good. satisfy."
Saying that, Jiang Haisheng looked at his phone and pretended to be surprised.
"Oh? Coincidentally, it's time for him to get off work from the veterinary hospital. I'll make an appointment for you to operate. When he arrives, he will directly lift the knife and help you unload these two heavy burdens, and we can start teaching. ."
Jiang Haisheng said that he was about to make a phone call, and Zhou Zhengwei hurriedly jumped up, covering his crotch with one hand and stopping Jiang Haisheng with the other.
"Brother Jiang Jiang! Forgive my life! I know I was wrong! I will never YY anymore!"
Chapter 80 A Clash Between Bad Women
In a certain corner of the campus, Hu Feier was waiting anxiously.
The sun is not big today, but she is very anxious to wait.
It's lunch break now, and people have gathered in the direction of the cafeteria, and there are few people around.
Whenever there were sporadic people passing by Hu Feier, she would turn her head and look anxiously.
But the person she was waiting for never appeared.
Seeing that the lunch break was almost over, finally, Hu Feier's long-awaited figure appeared in front of her.
"Sorry, Mayfair, I just delayed something."
Huang Luoqiu trotted all the way to Hu Feier's side, showing apology.
"Let's not talk about this for now." Hu Feier didn't have time to think about it, she took out her phone and said to Huang Luoqiu, "What's going on?"
Huang Luoqiu looked at Hu Feier's mobile phone and saw that it was her registration post for the cosplay beauty contest!
As the only teacher among the contestants in this competition, Huang Luoqiu has gained a lot of attention, and even the students in the English class have begun to be envied and hated by other professional colleges.
"Well, I saw Mayfair that you signed up, so I'll join in the fun!" Huang Luoqiu said, suddenly puffing up his cheeks, "Speaking of this, I haven't bothered you yet, Mayfair. You actually signed up secretly by yourself and didn't tell me!"
"If I hadn't accidentally seen a few boys discussing you before, I wouldn't have known that you signed up!"
Huang Luoqiu folded his arms around his chest, with an expression of asking for guilt.
"Say! Do you want to take this opportunity to attract the attention of the boys, plan to take the opportunity to find a boyfriend, and then dump me?!"
Hu Feier didn't expect that Huang Luoqiu would be the first to attack, plus she was a little guilty, she froze there for a while and didn't know how to respond.
Seeing that Hu Feier's expression became a little stiff, Huang Luoqiu couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Okay! I'm joking with you, look at how scared you are."
She took Hu Feier's hand and continued.
"I know, it's impossible for Mayfair to do that kind of thing, but I'm quite surprised that you will sign up for this competition, Mayfair."
"Um...something personal."
Hu Feier said, in fact, Huang Luoqiu signed up for this competition, but she didn't really care.
She was in such a hurry to call Huang Luoqiu out, in fact, to confirm whether Huang Luoqiu signed up out of her own will, or was fooled or even threatened by Jiang Haisheng just like her.
The reason why she came out to meet was to prevent Huang Luoqiu from being afraid to tell the truth after being threatened by Jiang Haisheng on the phone.
But now it seems that Huang Luoqiu should really sign up out of his own will.
As for the reason, maybe as she said, seeing that she had signed up, she wanted to participate.
A stone fell to the ground in her heart, and Hu Feier asked casually.
"Xiaoqiu, your ranking has risen so fast, and you may enter the finals at that time. What are you going to do? Are you really going to participate in the offline finals?"
"Emmm...I said it, Mayfair, you won't be angry, will you?"
Huang Luoqiu hesitated.
"Why are you angry?"
Hu Feier doubted.
"Okay, then I won't hide it from you." Huang Luoqiu said, "Actually, when I signed up for this competition, I was already trained by the leaders, saying that I shouldn't be fooling around with the students, so... Even if it is time to advance, I won't be able to accompany you to the final with Mayfair."
"You're so stupid, didn't you expect to be trained for this before you signed up?"
Hu Feier said helplessly.
At this moment, she suddenly had a flash of inspiration, as if she had thought of something.
——If I retire alone, it will definitely attract attention, but if I am not the only one who retire...
Thinking of this, Hu Feier couldn't help but come to that. .
This thing that has troubled her for so long now seems to have finally turned around!
"Fei'er, what's the matter with you? Have you thought of anything happy?"
Seeing Hu Feier's happy face, Huang Luoqiu couldn't help asking curiously.
"Well...Xiaoqiu, I've decided, and I won't go to the finals either."
"Eh? Why?" Huang Luoqiu looked surprised, "Fei'er, you are very popular now. If you go to the finals, you will definitely shine!"
Hu Feier looked at Huang Luoqiu with a helpless expression on her face.
This silly woman, as her accomplice, has yet to regain her senses. If she really shines, wouldn't the blackmail thing become easier to expose?
"If you can't participate, of course I can't participate alone." Hu Feier didn't express what she was thinking, and said with a doting face, "I've secretly concealed your registration from you before, and I'm sorry for you now. It's even more impossible to leave you on the stage to go to the finals!"
"Phil..."
Huang Luoqiu immediately showed a moved look, and hugged Hu Feier.
——However, it’s not enough for me and Xiaoqiu alone, it’s better to have other people retire together.
Hu Feier and Huang Luoqiu embraced each other, but thought to themselves.
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