I Take Revenge on the Bad Woman

"Oh! Brother Jiang, I understand what you said." Zhou Zhengwei said, "But today, I found out that some girls seem to live in two and a half dimensions, and they don't need cosplay."

"what?"

Jiang Haisheng frowned slightly, but quickly understood Zhou Zhengwei's implication.

——This kid, after seeing Cheng Shuya's appearance, he was a little crazy, right?

In all fairness, Cheng Shuya really looks very cartoonish, with a sweet appearance and petite figure, just like a legal loli.

What is even more commendable is that she did not rely on makeup or P pictures.

In Zhou Zhengwei's words, Cheng Shuya really looks like a girl who lives in the [-] dimension.

However, Jiang Haisheng knew exactly what was hidden under Cheng Shuya's beautiful skin.

So, he couldn't help but worry.

——This guy won't really fall in love with Cheng Shuya at first sight, will he?

"Awei, do you already have a goal?"

With this concern, Jiang Haisheng said tentatively.

"Ah? Goal? So fast." Zhou Zhengwei was blunt, not like he had a ghost in his heart, "I saw your good looks today... um, after that classmate Cheng, I would think , is there a [-]-dimensional girl who looks very similar to Mai-chan in this world?"

"Oh, that's it." Jiang Haisheng breathed a sigh of relief.

"Hey! I know what you're worried about, Brother Jiang. Although the appearance of classmate Cheng does match the [-] dimension I said, it's a pity that it's from Lolita, and I'm a sister-in-law."

"What's more, she is your woman, Brother Jiang, and I have no interest in tauren."

"I believe, you don't need to explain, I understand."

Jiang Haisheng said that he did not refute Zhou Zhengwei's statement that "Cheng Shuya is his woman".

According to his speculation, although Cheng Shuya should not look down on Zhou Zhengwei, Xu Feng and Wang Xiaolong should be within her hunting range.

Moreover, the eyes she looked at Xu Feng and Wang Xiaolong today were obviously slightly different.

Therefore, in this regard, Jiang Haisheng had to guard against it.

It's okay to take this opportunity to make roommates mistakenly believe that Cheng Shuya has that relationship with him.

In this way, at least Cheng Shuya took the initiative to find them, and they would not fall instantly.

It also leaves room for him to operate.

"So Brother Jiang, can you teach me to pick up girls?"

Zhou Zhengwei asked again.

"How can I teach you, I don't know how to pick up girls." Jiang Haisheng spread his hands and said, "I'm all the girls who come to me."

"...Brother Jiang, do you know that you look so rude when you say this?"

Zhou Zhengwei rolled his eyes and said.

"Anyway, picking up girls is not something that can be taught by preaching. You need to prescribe the right medicine." Jiang Haisheng continued.

"So, if one day you meet the so-called two-and-a-half-dimensional girl you like, I will teach you."

"Really?" Zhou Zhengwei smiled happily, "Okay, then we're done! If it can be done by then, you can order all the dishes in the school cafeteria, Brother Jiang!"

"Go to hell!"

Jiang Haisheng laughed and scolded.

"Does it belong to my [-]-dimensional girl? I don't know when I will meet you?"

Zhou Zhengwei put his hands behind his head and muttered while looking at the ceiling.

Suddenly, he seemed to remember something, sat up and said to Xu Feng and Wang Xiaolong.

"By the way, Xu Feng, Brother Xiaolong, do you two have girlfriends?"

Saying that, he glanced at Xu Feng and added.

"Um...or boyfriend?"

Xu Feng's eyes sharpened instantly, staring at Zhou Zhengwei and said with murderous expression.

"I'm a straight guy, so liking women's clothes doesn't mean I'm gay, okay?"

"Uh... well, I was wrong, Young Master, spare your life."

Zhou Zhengwei quickly put his hands together and apologized.

Xu Feng didn't care too much, and continued.

"I don't have a girlfriend, so I'm not in the mood to talk about it for the time being. As for Lao Wang...he's already married."

"what?!"

This is another big news. Zhou Zhengwei opened his mouth in shock and his jaw dropped. Even Jiang Haisheng was very surprised.

Although it is not uncommon for college students to get married, it is the first time they have met when they have already been married in their freshman year.

Therefore, they invariably turned their attention to Wang Xiaolong, with two words written in their eyes.

elaborate.

"Hey! Actually, this is nothing to talk about," Wang Xiaolong showed his standard sly smile, but this time his face clearly showed some pride and happiness, "I met my daughter-in-law early, when I was in high school. After the end, my daughter-in-law and I happened to be adults, so I thought about not going to college together, so I would just take advantage of the summer vacation to get married, and then my daughter-in-law agreed."

After Wang Xiaolong finished speaking, there was a brief silence in the bedroom.

Then, Jiang Haisheng and Zhou Zhengwei spoke at the same time.

"That's it?"

"Uh? What else do you need?" Wang Xiaolong scratched his head, "If you go to collect the certificate, bring the household registration book and resident ID card of both parties, 3 2-inch group photos, and write a statement to prove that we are not close relatives and you are done. already."

"I'm not talking about this!" Zhou Zhengwei said a little frantically, "What about a romantic proposal? What about a luxurious wedding? What about wearing rings in the church and exchanging vowed kisses? This...isn't there any?"

Obviously, Wang Xiaolong's hasty marriage somewhat destroyed Zhou Zhengwei's beautiful fantasy about the wedding.

"Oh, you mean the wedding ceremony, we are both students, we can't handle this, we don't want our family to pay." Wang Xiaolong looked embarrassed. wedding."

"Alas! By then, we'll be old and married, so what's the point? It's really not romantic at all." Zhou Zhengwei said with disappointment, "But by then, you'll have to invite us to a wedding wine!"

"That must be dropped!" Wang Xiaolong laughed.

"Alas! I really want to hold a wedding of my own in my lifetime!" Zhou Zhengwei started to imagine, "At that time, my wife and I will stand in the center of the church, and we will talk to each other in front of the priest, and then first Opening yarn, Mai, she closed her eyes and waited for me to kiss... woo woo!"

While Zhou Zhengwei imagined, he arched back and forth on the bed excitedly because of his own imagination, like a bar mate.

"Wedding? I'd rather have a Chinese-style one." Xu Feng also joined the fantasies, "And it's better to be in the drizzle Jiangnan water town. She and I held paper umbrellas and walked through the quilt hand in hand. The rain-drenched slate bridge, on the opposite side of the bridge is the sedan chair I'm going to use to greet her..."

Zhou Zhengwei tossed on the bed for a while, then suddenly stopped and asked Jiang Haisheng.

"Brother Jiang, what about you? What kind of wedding do you want?"

Hearing this question, Jiang Haisheng was stunned.

Wedding...?

If I'm getting married...

Jiang Haisheng tried it, but he couldn't imagine the scene of his marriage anyway.

Can someone like me finally get married and have children like ordinary people, and have their own family?

Recalling the end of his last life, Jiang Haisheng suddenly began to pay attention to this issue.

He can't fight wits and courage with bad women for a lifetime, he always needs a home of his own.

- Where will my home be?

Jiang Haisheng couldn't help thinking.

The faces of Chen Yueyue, Fang Mengyuan and even Lin Shuangyan began to appear in front of him.

Lin Shuangyan aside, Chen Yueyue had decided to stay by his side, while Fang Mengyuan had been pestering him.

If you continue to complete the tasks of the system, it is difficult to guarantee that people like Chen Yueyue and Fang Mengyuan will not increase.

Until then, what to do?

Like the previous life, kick them away after they get tired of playing?

He didn't want to make the same mistake again.

At that time, the people gathered around him are all or used to be bad women, and they are even more difficult to mess with than those women in the previous life.

so what should I do now?All included in the big family to form the so-called "Crystal Palace"?

Jiang Haisheng felt a little ridiculous, but after thinking about it, he couldn't find a better solution.

He doesn't need to think about moral issues. What he maintains with a bad woman is not so-called love, but purer desire.

Those who fall into desire are not bound by morality.

I don't care about the couple's name.

Therefore, the marriage law cannot bind them.

On the other hand, whether it will violate the crime of gathering prostitutes needs to be carefully studied.

In addition, Jiang Haisheng needs to consider more practical issues.

Can he afford so many people?

After four years, he graduated from college and got a job with a diploma.

With the meager income from that job, how many people can you afford to support?

As Jiang Haisheng thought more and more deeply, the questions he was thinking about became more and more deviated.

But in the end, he came to a conclusion.

"Well, it looks like I need a career of my own."

he muttered to himself.

For example, create a company and hire all the bad women who stay by your side, let them work for themselves and support themselves.

"Brother Jiang? What did you just say? We didn't hear it."

Zhou Zhengwei's voice interrupted Jiang Haisheng's thoughts.