My Love Routine is Too Anti-personal

As we all know, birds do not have bladders, that is to say, when they have the desire to excrete, they can't control it and come out directly, which is also the origin of the shit in the sky.

When the dirty things fell to the ground and the cleaner came in to clean them, the bird that flew into the office lost all love in an instant.

Including Shiraishi Zexiu - the top of his shoes almost fell off.

"Besides, don't we have jobs?" Kuramochi Sakura said in a low voice without confidence.

"Yes, modifying a few words and adding a few pages to the PPT from the day before yesterday took an average of no more than 10 minutes per person. It was too hard." Zexiu Shiraishi said in an exaggerated tone.

Seeing that Chiyo was about to speak, Shiraishi Zexiu directly covered her mouth.

"Shut up fox, I know what you are going to say, 'Since you feel free, I will arrange more work for you, okay', no! I like fishing and paddling the most!"

Ichiyo opened the hand covering him, breathed out a few mouthfuls of air symbolically, and looked at him coldly with a slight smile:

"Don't take my lipstick off, how about the color?"

The original words have been finished and can only be changed.

"Your original lip color is beautiful."

"You don't think it looks good?" Chiyo read the implication, his eyes bent into crescents, but there was no smile.

"Even if you paint ghosts and talismans, you look good. You understand what I mean. This color is not suitable, just like hairpins." Bai Shizexiu said without fear of power.

There was an extra piece of lipstick in the pocket, and the original owner who put it said casually:

"Give it to you, by the way, don't give it to others."

"What do I want this for?"

"Practice calligraphy."

"Okay, I'll try my best when I get back. You can try to apply only this shiny one like Kuramochi. Yes, lip gloss is better."

"Either." Sakurai Kuramochi took out her lip gloss and handed it to Chiyo Ichiniri, "I also think it should be more suitable than your current one.

You can trust me, I've learned makeup from various internet bloggers and mothers for a long time. "

"I'm naturally beautiful, so I don't need to learn it, thank you." Chiyo took over the lip gloss.

"If it can become more beautiful, why not change? This is the icing on the cake. You are making excuses for being lazy." Kuramochi Sakura responded quickly this time.

"I declare today's makeup and bickering Kuramochi wins!" Standing in the middle, Shiraishi Zexiu held up Kuramochi Sakura's hand like a referee.

"Then the next competition item is breasts." Ichinirichiyo smiled and watched as his hand was raised immediately. The price was that the referee's shoes escaped the bird's excrement, and he couldn't escape the crushing of the losing girl's high heels.

"I announce that the judging criteria for this event is the winner with the smaller breasts." Shiraishi Zexiu said this with difficulty, and the raised hand became Sakura Kuramochi again.

"Congratulations, I lost." Chiyo applauded, and there was an echo in the nearly closed elevator room.

Unfortunately, this method seems to have no effect, because the pain from the feet has not been reduced at all.

"Based on my experience last time, it will take more than an hour this time, so I'll go to the toilet first." After getting out of the elevator and reaching the floor where the conference room is located, Shiraishi Zexiu said.

"I'll go as well."

"I'll go get some makeup."

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"Brother Kondo, have you eaten that little boy's melon recently?"

Two employees in formal suits came in with their shoulders crossed, and one of them said.

After urinating, Bai Shi Zexiu, who was washing his hands in front of the sink, heard this, and his heart was burning with gossip. Anyway, it would take a while for the two girls to come out - speaking from experience.

So although I have washed it once, I pressed the hand sanitizer again and started rubbing my hands.

"Which little boy with a white face, I've never heard of it."

"It's the rumors about the two eldest ladies and that little boy."

?

Eat melon and eat myself?If there is no accident, this little boy is himself, right?

Shiraishi Zexiu raised his head and looked at himself in the mirror. His skin was healthy, and it was a yellowish color of Asian health. After all, he had a yellow face, right?Bad review.

"Is it one of the general managers of the new project that Group A got? The surname is Baishi? I seem to have a little impression."

"How can he be the general manager? I didn't realize that the pre-heating at the beginning of the year, when our teams were vying for this project, did the president say that there were only those two young ladies?"

"Ah, yes."

At that time, Shiraishi Zexiu really did not intend to participate in this project at all.

"So, that Baishi is just a high school student. How high are our academic requirements for entry? He is definitely not qualified to participate, and he is still one of the general managers. According to people in Group A, he seems to have more power than the two Missy is even older."

The status is like this, that is, it would be better if the task load is less.

"That's great. Flying on the branches and becoming a phoenix at a young age, but the love of teenage children, I don't know if it will last in the long run. There is nothing to say."

"This is not the point of the rumors. The point is that he had an affair with the two eldest ladies!" The person who said it sounded like a lowered breath, but actually said it louder.

"Fuck!" The listeners were really shocked.

Bai Shi Zexiu didn't even know it, and even forgot to rub his hands.

"According to some reliable rumors, that Shiraishi, he had been in love with Miss Ikki and Miss Kuramochi, first Miss Ikuri, and then Miss Kuramochi.

What's even more exaggerated is that both of them were pregnant, but both had miscarriages later, a complete beast...

What is even more irritating is that the two eldest ladies still seem to like him, and there are rumors that they got something..."

"Is that kid like this? It's fake, the president probably killed him long ago."

"Who knows, maybe Miss Yiru doesn't want to."

"Damn handsome guy, I hope that kid will be disfigured soon."

"that is!"

......

When the two girls came out, they saw Shiraishi Zexiu with a strange expression.

"what happened?"

"I'm thinking how can I redeem my reputation..."

"Where's my child?" After hearing all the rumors, Ichiyo held his tight and flat belly with a panicked expression, "It's over, my child is really gone."

Unlike Ichinirichiyo who joked about this rumor, Rei Kuramochi was more angry:

"Why am I the one in the back!"

Although the angry point is a bit strange.

"I didn't expect such a stupid rival in love to exist in reality. I thought he was not stupid and would play tricks on me. I was quite vigilant on the way home these days, but it turned out to be like this. I'm so disappointed."

Shiraishi Zexiu shook his head and sighed.

The three of them didn't need to think, they knew who the source of this rumor was - Liu Jianshouma.

"He won't have a good result, no problem, Chiyo." Kuramochi Sakura said in a cold voice, and then asked - this is not from the Kuramochi family.

"Of course there's no problem. I'm not so good-tempered that people can arrange me casually." Chiyo Irigi curled a strand of his hair with a half-smile, but his tone was cold.

"Is the child really gone?" Shiraishi Zexiu suddenly put his ear on Chiyo's belly, and the soft touch spread to his face through the clothes.

"Still! It's twins!"

Zexiu Baishi raised his head, with the arrogance of "I will arrange you" written in his eyes.

Rolling his eyes, ignoring his childish behavior, Ichiyo and Kuramochi Sakura walked out.

"Where is the little Liuma's office? Can I beat him up first? I've been called a beast." Bai Shi Zexiu followed.

"He's not wrong about your point."

"Fuck, why is this, but I still want to teach him a lesson."

"Please."

"Let's have a meeting first."

"It means that guy is not here, otherwise I will assign him a few times." The meeting was finally over, and after the others left, Shiraishi Zexiu breathed a sigh of relief, and punched the air and said.

Because I also know this, I can more clearly perceive the strange eyes of many people.

"This kind of person is really disgusting." The girl who was also peeping at him was even more disgusted.

"Okay, the meeting is over, today's work tasks are over, I'm going home for dinner." After the rest, Bai Shi Zexiu got up to pack his things, bid farewell to the two and went home.

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"I am back."

"Welcome back, I've worked hard today." Mimi took a step ahead, and Xiaoniao Yuyuko also ran to the door, kissed Shiraishi Zexiu on tiptoe, and then knelt down to change his shoes.

Shiraishi Zexiu, who is used to this kind of "lewd and unrestrained" life, quietly enjoys Yuyuko Kotori's caring and gentle movements.

"Are you in a hurry to eat, because I just found out when Zexiu will come back, and the meal hasn't been cooked yet." Yuyuko Xiaoniao asked.

"Youzi, please give me a massage, my shoulders are a little sore." The sequelae of the past few days, it is true that I am still a little tired these days, and my body has not yet adapted.

"Okay, Zexiu, sit down, do you want some oil?"

"Seriously, we'll talk about it tonight." Shiraishi Zexiu turned his head and tapped Xiaotori Yuyuko's head with his fingers, and the other party stuck out his tongue playfully.

Her weak and boneless hands pressed against her shoulders, and the tingling sensation gradually spread throughout her body, and Shiraishi Zexiu relaxed comfortably.

The moment he took out his phone, his body tensed up again.

"Zexiu, I'm pregnant!" Su Wo Wulian.

?

I just lost two children in rumors, and now I have another one?

At the same time, he felt his own shoulder being squeezed very hard.

"hiss--"

"Ah, I'm sorry!" Yuyuko Xiaoniao realized her gaffe, and quickly rubbed her shoulders gently, but then her voice stuttered, "Now...would it be too...ma'am too early. "

"Wu Lian must have made a mistake." Shiraishi Zexiu sighed. Although it was true that he was not wearing anything that night, he used the [Temporary Inactivator], so it was impossible to win the bid.