My Love Routine is Too Anti-personal

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"President, you don't need to put on a lifebuoy anymore. It's hard to learn this one at a time. You have to fall several times. You can't swim yet, and you might choke into the water because of panic."

Shiraishi Zexiu seemed to have become the instructor of the watercraft, and after letting Chiyo Kazuiri try flying by himself, he came to Soga Kirren and Kotori Yuyuko.

"Baishi will save me, and I will swim for a while." Su Wulian shook her head, but seeing that Baishi Zexiu had already brought it over, she put it on her waist obediently.

"Xiao Niaoyou, put on your shoes first and then your gloves, forget it, you two sit on the bed, I'll help you put them on."

"Feel sorry."

Shiraishi Zexiu flicked Xiaotori Yuyuko lightly, and his brain collapsed. After understanding the meaning, he found that Xiaotori Yuyuko who said "sorry" casually covered his mouth and let Shiraishi Zexiu rub his hair. It gradually becomes a chicken coop.

"A warm reminder." In the process of putting on the shoes, Ichiniya's voice came from not far away.

The three of them looked back at her. She put her hands behind her back and said helplessly:

"Suwo, Xiaoniaoyou, strap-type underwear, before playing with this, it's best to check whether it's tight or not, and be careful not to loosen it."

"What did I just miss?!" Shiraishi Zexiu blurted out.

"Well, I just missed the moment when I was naked. I haven't tied it on yet. Do I want to take it off for you?" Chiyo Kazuki said jokingly.

"It's not impossible."

Then Shiraishi Zexiu felt two huge flippers kicking him on his back.

"Then I'll tie it a little looser this time. Whether you can see the baby dog ​​or not depends entirely on luck."

"I think it's okay..." Unprepared for a moment, Su Wo Wulian's legs suddenly kicked hard, Shiraishi Zexiu faced the sea, and slapped it with a 'snap'.

Ichinirichiyo smiled softly, got up and continued to try to fly.

Shiraishi Zexiu, who was attacked, was not annoyed, and honestly helped the two girls finish their unworn shoes.

"Both captains, it's time to take off."

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Shiraishi Zexiu mainly followed Su Wo Wulian. Every time she fell into the sea, it was best to catch her, and if she couldn't catch her, he would help her up as soon as possible.

The flight journey was full of bumps and bumps. Sometimes it flew well, but it would still fall down in the end. Su Wo Wulian seemed to be summarizing the operating experience of this thing thoughtfully.

The other three people can already fly very skillfully, and the three beautiful bodies are graceful in the air. The magnificent sky and ocean are just their background boards. This is a grand dance performance, and it is waiting for the fourth actor at this moment .

"It's okay, President, let's take our time." Worried that Su Wulian would feel frustrated, Bai Shi Zexiu comforted and encouraged.

"Ah."

Once again, Suwo Wulian flew to a height of more than three meters, and gradually suspended in a stable manner.

"Levitation is already very good, President! Let's try flying next!" Shiraishi Zexiu stood

Su Wo Wulian turned her body carefully in the air, then turned her feet backwards, and flew towards Baishi Zexiu, but with a stagger in the air, she still began to fall in a parabola.

Shiraishi Zexiu skillfully caught it with open arms, and due to the impact on his body, the two of them sank below the surface of the sea together.

In Su Wulian's eyes, it was different from the panic and fear before, this time, it was a smile, a cunning, and the pride of a successful scheme.

Under the refraction of the sea water, the beautiful and fair little face is clearer and within reach.

The blue sea water, sparkling waves, and long black hair spreading everywhere, she is no longer the goddess of the sun, but the goddess of the sea, she hugged Shiraishi Zexiu's sinking body, and kissed her.

It turns out that the bottom of the sea will also smell of mint.

Both of them were wearing life jackets, and under the effect of buoyancy, the two of them gradually emerged from the water—Su Wo Wulian didn't intend to let go.

The sound of the surrounding water gradually disappeared, leaving only the rushing sound of sea water around.

Su Wo Wulian finally raised her head and looked at Ichinirichiyo: "Now something happened that made you sad to die after seeing it."

Tit for tat.

Then, under Baishi Zexiu's shocked eyes, he leaned on the watercraft steadily and flew to the distance slowly. Although he was not very skilled, it was definitely not as bumpy as before.

"President, have you learned how to swim?" Shiraishi Zexiu didn't stick to the already-resolved question of "whether you can play with watercraft".

"I really haven't learned that yet."

There was no time to think about anything else, Ichiyo's eyes were already narrowed into slits with laughter.

"Baby dog, women are the most deceiving creatures, haven't you understood yet?"

"I just fully understood it just now." Bai Shi Zexiu rubbed his nose and said in a low voice.

"It's wrong, it's wrong! Don't rush at me!" Chiyo Chiyo, who flew over Shiraishi Zexiu, hit Shiraishi Zexiu's body with the water column from the bottom of his feet without hesitation.

"Huh." Chiyo just snorted coldly, but it intensified the impact of the water flow.

"Yuko! Why are you still laughing?!" Kuramochi Sakura looked at Yuyuko, a little bird with a smile on her face, and said in shock.

"It's fun."

"Go and teach Baishi-jun a lesson!"

"Forget it, I'll teach you a lesson for you, this kind of scumbag should be washed to death under the current." Cangchi Yinglian was filled with righteous indignation.

"Sakura, you can play if you want, Baishi won't mind."

The essential purpose was discovered, Kuramochi Sakura blushed slightly, but she still insisted:

"What's the matter? I went to teach him for you. I went."

Therefore, Shiraishi Zexiu began to avoid the attacks of the two people.

Although he wasn't actually responsible for this matter, it didn't affect that it was his fault.

"It's too close, it hurts!"

"Forget it if it hurts to death." Chiyo Kazuiri said mercilessly, but turned down the water pressure with his hand.

"Go to hell, gentleman." Kuramochi Sakura joined the battlefield excitedly.

"Miss Lifeguard, help!" Bai Shi Zexiu shouted to the lifeguard while fleeing to the shore.

The lifeguard was still the same as last time, turning his head and looking at the other side where there were no tourists.

Don't talk about saving him, she also wants to join, it looks really fun, this dead scumbag.

===Chapter [-] Barbecue by the Sea===

"Bury it, bury it, let me die."

At the junction where the waves and the beach are as gentle as two lips, Shiraishi Zexiu's 'corpse' lies there, and Kuramochi Sakura sits on the side, building a sandcastle on his body.

"Mr. Baishi, if you want me to evaluate, there are only two words, and I deserve it."

While working hard to shape the watchtower of the castle, she casually grabbed a handful of soft sand and put it on him, Kuramochi Sakura said.

"I always feel... I was actually the victim just now. After all, I didn't take the initiative. You say so, Kuramochi-san." Shiraishi Zexiu said weakly.

"You have to ask Chiyo and Yuko about this, I just think it's for fun." Sakura Kuramochi looked innocently at Shiraishi Zexiu who turned her head away.

"Don't move around, don't bring down my castle." Kuramochi Sakura patted Shiraishi Zexiu's arm, signaling him not to move.

"Wow."

"What's wrong?" Hearing the exclamation of the girl beside him, Shiraishi Zexiu turned his head to look over again.

"Look over there, Suga and Chiyo seem to be confronting each other, so I really want to go and eavesdrop." Kuramochi Sakura looked into the distance, her eyes filled with 'interest'.

"Where is there!" Shiraishi Zexiu straightened his upper body, and the castle that he worked so hard to build also slid down the ocean with this movement, turning into fine sand.

Sure enough, Ichinirichiyo and Soga Kirren were walking side by side to the lounge chair area at this time. The two of them walked without looking at the road, but at each other. How dangerous it is!

"Baishi-kun, give me back the castle!"

"You built it against the regulations. I will dismantle it for you. You are welcome."

Kuramochi Sakura crossed her chest and looked at him coldly.

"I know you have breasts, Kuramochi-san, you don't need to keep emphasizing it, I also have it!" Shiraishi Zexiu turned over and lay on his back, and patted his chest muscles at the same time.

"You have to give me back the castle if you have a breast, and now, you have to give me back a better one."

Kuramochi Sakura took the watercraft shoes that she had just taken off, pointed the water hole under the shoes at Shiraishi Zexiu's face, and made a movement of turning on the switch with her hands.

"It's really close to death." Shiraishi Zexiu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looked at the dark round tube, and felt the oppressive feeling of being threatened by a gun.

"uh-huh."

Shiraishi Zexiu grabbed a ball of sand and showed it to Kuramochi Sakura:

"Kuramochi-san, look, this is the Dwelling of Ostrovsky I built, which has won the Pritzker Architecture Prize."

"Could it be decent to lie? How could something have such a name?" The muzzle of the gun almost directly hit Shiraishi Zexiu's face, and Kuramochi Sakura pressed the button in her hand like a trigger.

"I don't have art bacteria. The whole world knows it. Kuramochi-san, don't embarrass me anymore." Shiraishi Zexiu bowed his head and buried his face in the sand.

"Xiaotiaoyu! Xiaoniaoyou! Come and take Kuramochi-san away."

The muzzle of the gun moved away, and sand piled up on his body again. Looking at the little bird Yuyuko not far away, Shiraishi Zexiu shouted.

"What's the matter?" After walking in, Xiao Niaoyou Youzi Duck sat next to Shiraishi Zexiu's face, and the purple blood vessels under Baici's skin could be clearly seen.

Sensing Shiraishi Zexiu's sight wandering on her legs and buttocks, Kotori Yuyuko's body stiffened for a second, but soon relaxed again.

"I was threatened by Kuraji-san, Xiaotiaoyou, help me build a castle and return it to her."

"What do you want?" Yuyuko Tori nodded, gathering the sand beside her to form the foundation of the castle, with skilled and graceful movements, like an artist.

"Youzi, ignore him, but you can build a castle with me on Baishi-kun's back."

"Kuramochi-san, I really didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, listen to Kotoriyu's answer. Kotoriyu, have you heard of Ostrovsky's Blue Egg?"

"I've heard it." The interesting memories of that time were brought back, Yuyuko Kotori narrowed her eyes slightly with a smile.

"There really is such a thing!?" Kuramochi Sakura was shocked.

"Yes, so I don't deserve to die," Bai Shi Zexiu got up again, shaking off the sand from his body, "Let's build a big castle together, the three of us."

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Three people together = Shiraishi Zexiu watched - at most, some more cylindrical bases + two girls worked hard to build.

In order to prevent the castle from being washed away by slightly brave waves, the place where it was built was chosen to be far away from the sea.

"Shiraishi-kun, there doesn't seem to be a place for you here, why don't you stay with Chiyo and Suwo." Kuramochi Sakura looked at Shiraishi Zexiu who couldn't participate, and said bluntly.