My Love Routine is Too Anti-personal

Yuyuko Kotori: "I woke up too, I feel"

Yuyuko Kotori: "Bastard Mr. Shi, quickly unmute me!"

Yuyuko Kotori has been silenced.

Shiraishi Zexiu: "Then let's go down to eat the lunch provided by the hotel at twelve o'clock. I'll lie down for a while. Do you have any comments?"

Su Wo Wulian: "Okay."

Bai Shi Zexiu: "If other people don't reply, I will take it as acquiescence. I will continue to lie down for a while, good night."

......

This group was created by Shiraishi Zexiu after waking up in the morning. I tested it last night when I was bored. The sound insulation effect of the hotel is very good. I don’t know why, so even if I live next door, it is more suitable to use mobile phones to contact.

It's really a joy to be a group leader.

"?" Chiyo Iriri sent this message after being silenced.

"I'm sorry, I know I was wrong, I will dare to do it next time."

"Next time I will create a group."

"There are three groups of people and five groups of people, what else do you want to build?"

"The four groups without Kuramochi, and the four without you, and the best thing is the three without you and Kuramochi."

"...Fox-san, you arrange and combine here? Wait a minute, do you know what a permutation is?"

"?"

"Do you think I haven't learned mathematics at all?"

"You know! How clever!"

"Jianqun has gone, don't go back."

"Pull me after it's built, especially the group without Shiraishi Zexiu, I'm very interested."

The other party didn't come back, Shiraishi Zexiu changed from lying on his side to sitting up, stretched himself, and turned down the air conditioner by one degree.

It was too cold last night, but the air conditioner is really comfortable.

Get up first, go to the toilet, brush your teeth and wash your face, then boil a cup of boiling water and put it on the bedside table, Shiraishi Zexiu lay back on the bed, just to get rid of the smell in his mouth when he woke up in the morning.

There is still more than half an hour before twelve o'clock. After setting an alarm clock, Shiraishi Zexiu played music on his mobile phone and continued to sleep.

--

"Did anything fall?" Bai Shi Zexiu asked everyone out of habit.

"No."

"Let's go, check out."

After eating the VIP lunch provided by the hotel, the five people chose to check out and started to descend the mountain.

"No, I said that the two aunts are still angry at this time?"

Facts have proved that creatures like Missy seem to hold grudges. Kuramochi Sakura has not spoken to Shiraishi Zexiu until now, and her desire to attack is particularly strong once she enters Chiyo.

"I'm not your aunt, I don't have a aunt like you, oh, it's so unfilial."

"Grandma, when you were critically ill last year, I was the one who stopped Kuraji-san from pulling out your oxygen tube. Isn't that filial?" Shiraishi Zexiu began to run the train skillfully again.

"Why didn't I know about this? I think it's more likely that you pulled my oxygen tube and she stopped it."

"Because you are critically ill and have no awareness of the outside world. If you don't believe me, ask Cangji. If she doesn't speak, it will be regarded as acquiescing, right, Cangji-san?"

"..."

Kuramochi Sakura didn't know whether to speak or not for a while,

"Humph!"

"Look, aunt, she has testified for me."

"At that time, the doctor in the hospital said you were hopeless, so I thought of the most powerful doctor in Tokyo, so I asked the president to do it. I went to her house and knelt for three days before the president came out and knocked on my head. three times.

I'm so smart, I know at a glance that I'm going to touch it in the middle of the night..."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute,"

Ichiyo looked at Su Wo Wulian and kept nodding in a serious manner, and looked at Shiraishi Zexiu with a slightly funny look,

"Let's not talk about your plot plagiarizing Monkey King. In this case, you went in at midnight to learn medicine and save me? Isn't it to satisfy your own selfish desire?"

"Isn't it good to save a classmate after satisfying my selfish desire?" Su Wo Wulian looked at the scenery on the downhill road and said casually.

"Isn't it to save me and satisfy my selfish desires by the way, the order can't be wrong."

Then the two of them turned their gazes to the inexplicable Shiraishi Zexiu.

Why bother with this all of a sudden?Isn't good storytelling bad for roleplaying?Shiraishi Zexiu decisively changed the topic:

"It doesn't matter, anyway, I just learned the medical skills that can save my aunt, but I didn't expect that when I returned to the hospital, Kuramochi-san had already called her good helper Xiaoniaoyou Damowang to block me together.

As we all know, Xiaoniaoyou Demon King is best at bowing and apologizing for attacks. She also made a lot of younger brothers because of her willingness to help others, and she can call hundreds of thousands of mobs with one order. "

"What about me? What about me? What about what I'm good at?" Kuramochi Sakura was already interested in this kind of game when she heard this. Anyway, just walking on the way down the mountain is boring. Listening to such stories seems not bad.

"Kuramochi-san's famous skill is known to everyone in the world: Summoning Bird Tour!"

"...No! Mr. Baishi, please change me to something more powerful, and I won't care about you banning me."

"Really? That can be considered!"

"If you make me lie down from the beginning to the end of this story, and finally say that I saved Ichiyo, then you will never think about the baby dog ​​in the future."

"How about changing it to not being saved in the end?"

Bai Shi Zexiu asked tentatively, and he was naturally greeted with slightly narrowed dangerous eyes.

"No problem, I will definitely wake up early."

Only Kotori Yuyuko listened quietly to Shiraishi Zexiu's story with a faint smile on her face.

"Let's continue, where did we just talk?"

"Speaking of Kuramochi, you're incapable."

"Okay, actually, Kuramochi-san is still very powerful. She has great summoning skills. In addition to summoning Bird Tour, she can also summon four men in black just like the Dancer Zombie in Plants vs. Zombies." Bodyguard! And the man in black is not afraid of death, he can be summoned even after death!

How about this skill? "

Shiraishi Zexiu looked at Kuramochi Sakura, who nodded, "This is okay."

"Toriyu? Do you have any requirements for your abilities?" Yuuko Kotori just smiled and shook his head.

"So the situation suddenly became a battle where the filial son Bai Shi Zexiu had to face at least six people at the same time, not including the hundreds of thousands of mobs that might appear.

But Bai Shi Zexiu was eager to save Nai Nai, so he couldn't control so much. He stepped forward to punch a man in black, and kicked a man in black. Zexiu is gradually exhausted..."

"If I were your master, I would definitely help you." Seeing this, Su Wulian said.

"Well said, when Shiraishi Zexiu was captured by the man in black, and Xiaoniaoyou was about to end me with a bow and apology wave, my master arrived, 'Don't hurt my son!', no, 'Don't hurt me Disciple!', after all, the president is the most powerful doctor, so he can use poison, and directly knocked down a large area.

At this time, Kuramochi-san found that she could not summon the bodyguards as fast as the bodyguards died, and the situation gradually improved. Seeing this, Xiao Niaoyou could only use up the good fortune accumulated over the years to start summoning mobs. "

Shiraishi Zexiu saw Ichinuri Chiyo's hand gradually approaching his soft waist, and quickly accelerated the pace of the story.

"At this time, the poison brought by the president is about to be used up, just when we are desperate..."

"Can there be a plot like the Titanic at this time? Or something like showing your heart." Su Wulian asked, tilting her head.

"YOUJUMPILOOK? President, we are in front of the hospital now. It's inconvenient without the sea here. Let's make it into it next time."

"Shiraishi-kun, it's "YOUJUMPIJUMP!"What YOUJUMPILOOK! , such a touching plot, if you replace it with one word, it will change the taste!Can't! "Kurachi Yinglian had great opinions on this, and folded her arms across her chest, although there was nothing.

"Don't scribble these things, hurry up and continue." It seemed that he had a premonition that he was about to wake up from the hospital bed, and Ichinirichiyo urged.

"Understood, just when we were desperate, the door of the hospital suddenly exploded, and my aunt—Chiyo Iriri walked out.

She covered her mouth with a tissue and coughed a few times, only to see that the tissue was stained red, but she still said: 'Winter melon'..."

Seeing that Kuramochi Sakura's eyes were wrong, Shiraishi Zexiu quickly changed his words.

"'Sakura-chan, you lingering guy, you have been fighting with me since we were still in high school 60 years ago, and now you are coming again, this time you want to hurt my favorite aunt! How unreasonable!'

I saw Yirui-san used an exclusive stunt - fox charm!Although old..."

With another knife-like gaze, Bai Shi Zexiu sighed, why is it so difficult to tell a story.

"Although she is old, she looks like a Tianshan Child Elder. She still looks like she is 17 years old now. With a frown and a smile, many mobs summoned by Xiaoniaoyou are charmed! A civil war begins.

Taking this opportunity, the president used his last strength to break out of the encirclement with Bai Shi Zexiu and ran to the side of the hospital.At this time, Yiru-sang's body was shaking, and after seeing the two of us arrived, he passed out beside him again.

Then the five of us have already walked down the mountain, it's time to take a taxi! "

As soon as Bai Shi Zexiu said this, the eyes of the four girls immediately focused on him, and none of them were kind, and they were very dissatisfied with this ending.

"No, I'll continue to make up when I get in the car, don't worry..."

Because of the five people, they needed to take two taxis, and Baishi Zexiu was a little motion sick, they knew it, and it was not convenient to use the line group chat in the car.

So the girls asked Bai Shi Zexiu to continue making up the story in the car, and then they would talk about it when they returned to the villa.

"Aren't we going to the Takarazuka Theater in the afternoon? After telling a story, there is still time to go."

"Then I won't go this afternoon. Anyway, the theater doesn't have long legs, but you, the storyteller, have grown a pair of legs. It's the same if you go to the theater tomorrow."

"Okay, okay, you have a lot of people, you are justified."

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When Shiraishi Zexiu's car drove to the villa, Kuramochi Sakura and Kotori Yuyuko were already waiting at the door, and put the changed clothes in the basket next to the door, and someone would come to wash them.

"Hurry up, hurry up, let me defeat Ichinuri Chiyo." Kuramochi Sakura urged Shiraishi Sawahide who was still taking off his shoes.

"Don't you know the tone of this story, Dongguasang? The background is what happened to me last year, that is to say, I must have survived, and you still want to defeat me? But I also want to know what happened later, so hurry up, baby dog. "

"Don't say these easily misunderstood words like a female hooligan, here we come."

The main seat and deputy seat of the sofa in the living room finally came into play. Bai Shi Zexiu also pushed a coffee table, holding a small wood carving provided by the villa, which looked relatively cheap, and used it as a gavel.

Continue to 'Storytelling'.

"Now there are a lot of mobs who are charmed and mobs who are not charmed are fighting each other, but Kuramochi-san and Xiaotiaoyu are still free. Seeing Yirui-san fainted at this time, I feel The opportunity still came, and he called the mobs to open the way and gradually moved forward.