He still had an unpredictably graceful smile on his face, and patted the gentleman on the shoulder gently.
"Don't care, my friend~ I do this, I just hope that the saint Karen will not have too much interaction with anyone. She is a saint who belongs to all mankind... The future of mankind that will sink into the calamity of collapse. , still need Karen to save!"
"..."
Looking at Bishop Otto's sullen expression, Ou Zhouren was unable to complain. Why couldn't this person express his feelings to Karen directly, maybe he could succeed... He had to play these fancy tricks~
Maybe it's because he has been single for 500 years, and he only cares about calculating others every day, which has caused his ability to seduce girls to drop significantly, and he is not clear about it.
The gentleman decided to help the poor green man, after all, they indirectly gave him so many lovely wives...
Alas, Bishop Otto, I can only help you here~ Ou Zhouren nodded to Otto and agreed to his conditions.
......
So how do you make a girl hate herself?
Well, the easiest thing is to force them to do...
Uh, the gentleman has noticed Otto's "wife-guarding madman" eyes, and immediately gave up this idea that is not in line with the core values of socialism.
emmm, since you can't do too much to Kalian, you can only aggrieve yourself, making Kalian feel disgusting... What's the best way to do it?
Ding!The gentleman system did not speak or pop up this time, but a magical BGM and the sound of slapping basketball emerged from Ou Zhouren's mind.
......
"Miss Karen, please allow me to introduce myself again~"
Ou Zhouren, who had everything ready, placed his right hand on his chest, bowed slightly and gave Karen an English gentleman's salute.
"I'm a cute new captain from the Far East Branch, who has been practicing for two and a half years, Ou Zhouren. I like to sing, dance, rap, and beautiful girls!"
"music!"
With a very coquettish expression, Ou Zhouren suddenly took off his father-in-law's coat and threw it to the bewildered Old Wang.
The dubious Bishop Otto opened the CD that the gentleman asked him to prepare...
"Chicken you are so beautiful~~Babe~~Oh oh~~Chicken you are so beautiful~~Babe~~Chicken you are so beautiful~~"
Accompanied by this magically bursting music, Ou Zhouren turned his back on his own, and shook his shoulders exaggeratedly... just as delirium as a convulsion.
Just when everyone just finally got used to his sand sculpture dancing posture, the gentleman suddenly turned around to face them, frantically and enchantingly twisted his strong waist that had been tempered, and bounced high from time to time. . The limbs that dance with their teeth and claws...
Otto's expression at the moment was indescribably weird. He obviously wanted to laugh out loud, but he wanted to maintain his usual elegance in front of Karen.
He even looked down a little bit, and there was a rare admiration and respect in his eyes...
I didn't expect this young man to make such a shameful move in order to fulfill his promise!He sure didn't lie to me, he is a real gentleman! !
"Fuck, what the hell? I beg you to stop..." Pharaoh finally couldn't help himself, and scolded hysterically.
But Ou Zhouren seems to have completely forgotten what shame is. He sings and dances along with the BGM delirium, and has entered a state of self-forgetfulness...
Woohoo, Miss Karen must think I'm disgusting~ But the gentleman's heart is bleeding silently.
"Pfft~" A melodious chuckle like a clear bell, like the most effective healing magic in the world, healed everyone present in an instant.
Ou Zhouren ended the magical dance and looked towards the laughter, but what caught his eye was Karen's bright smile.
"Although your dance looks silly, it's so interesting~ Can I dance with you?" Karen blinked her big shiny eyes, looking very interested and cute.
"Ha!?" Ou Zhouren was at a loss, and looked at Otto, whose face was a little green, as if asking for help.
"You can't blame me~" The gentleman explained silently to the Bishop, and he responded with cold eyes that were about to kill.
emmm, under Otto's lewd power, Ou Zhouren directly rejected Karen's request, "This kind of dance step, beautiful girls can't dance, otherwise people will say that you dance like ■■■!"
"Huh!? You clearly don't want to teach me..." Karen pouted in disappointment.
Mom, don't show such an expression!Ou Zhouren felt that the green man's eyes were like sharp knives, stabbing himself over and over again.
"It's not too early, I have prepared a sumptuous dinner for everyone in the restaurant next door..." Otto said suddenly.
He turned to look at Karen gently, "Karen, can you have dinner with us?"
When it came to eating, the white-haired man who inherited the fine traditions of the Kaslana family immediately swept through the haze just now, and the dazzling starlight that he was looking forward to flashed in his eyes.
As the owner of the castle, Otto took the lead as a guide, but the moment he turned his back, he showed a planned smile, as if everything was under his control.
......
When Ou Zhouren followed him into the restaurant, he was instantly dumbfounded.
(Really) Kiana, Sagiri, and Rita seem to have been waiting here for a long time.
Seeing Karen, who was known as a saint in the Destiny Archives, several beautiful girls suddenly surrounded her, chattering about topics that gentlemen couldn't talk about.
And Ou Zhouren noticed a specially prepared square table... Walking on the hatchet line, he immediately noticed something different.
Only two people can sit on one side of this table!
Who do you sit with then?This is undoubtedly a gesture of intention..
What the hell!This bastard, Otto, wants me to perform the Shura field in front of Karen! ?And then let her down on herself completely... Too yin, this trick!
The banquet to celebrate Karen's awakening has officially begun~
Rita, who was a maid, was not ready to sit, but looked at everyone's performance with a look of joy like an outsider.
Old Wang and Otto glanced at each other angrily, and took the lead to sit opposite each other.
Karen stood at the table hesitating, only to find that the interesting young man was hesitating and sweating profusely... With his nervous eyes, the white hairs, one big and one small, sat opposite each other and sat on the other vacant sides. .
"Master Captain...don't disappoint me~" Rita whispered behind her back, which made the gentleman feel the despair in the Shura field...
Otto smiled intriguingly, opening a harem?There is a price to pay!
Chapter 150 Six Let the hatchet come more violently~
The cheerful atmosphere of the original banquet seemed to freeze in an instant. The small square table was like a rare chess game. Otto was sitting directly opposite with a relaxed face, playing with the chess pieces in his hands.
"General~"
Looking at the chess game that was completely at a disadvantage, Ou Zhouren's forehead was slightly sweating, and he quickly evolved the optimal solution to avoid the hatchet in his heart, but every time he expected, he disappointed himself and was overturned again and again. Again...
If you choose to sit with Lao Wang, it is nothing more than an escape mentality. The principle of a gentleman never wants to back down.
If you sit with Sagiri, it is obviously to show Kiana that she doesn't take her seriously.
But as expected, with Kiana, Sagiri is afraid that the misunderstanding will be deeper, and if it is not possible, it will be directly blackened. Tonight, I will use a fake Judas to hammer myself XX~
Ou Zhouren took a peek at the vacant seat next to Otto, which clearly implied that it was Karen's special seat.
That's right, Karen!As if he suddenly realized, he suddenly caught a breakthrough point.
With the current Karen's attitude towards the two of them, "Otto", she would only choose to sit with either Sagiri or Kiana, and it would not be too late to go to the free seat at that time.
Hee hee, I really am a wise captain!Ou Zhouren showed a confident smile, I am a gentleman with the aura of the protagonist, how can I fall here!
It's just that compared with the green one who has lived for more than 500 years, there is a huge gap in experience between this cute new captain.
Otto has noticed his sudden silence, dragging a knife?Hehe, you're still too young~
"Hey~ Ou Zhouren, don't you hurry and sit down with your fiancée?" Otto urged "very kindly", instantly pulling the gentleman back to the dead end just now, and slammed the first army again.
Shit... Ou Zhouren felt hopeless, and Sawu looked at him with anticipation in his eyes, as if he had long forgotten the morning dispute.
On the other hand, Kiana widened her eyes in disbelief. She mistakenly thought that Otto was talking about herself! ?Destiny's political marriages are not uncommon... Is Mom's prophecy coming?The more she thought about it, the more she felt that it was possible, her pale face flushed bright red.
Ou Zhouren turned his head to look at Kalian, but this stupid eldest sister didn't understand the current situation at all, she opened her eyes slightly in surprise, and said with some interest: "Who...is that your fiancee? "
Damn, he feels that there is no way out, he must make a choice now!It's wrong to choose anyone!
Ding!The gentleman system suddenly gives a mission!
[SS-level mission: Both are my fiancee!Please take Sagiri and Kiana to your seat! (Complete within 10 minutes)
Mission reward: get the costume "Winter Princess"! 】
emmm, the gentleman's face turned dark, it's okay to complete the task cheeky, but what do you mean by this reward in the ghost system?Let the two Kiana fight in the future?
【Um?Don't take the mission? ] The system threatened very provocatively.
[I pick up...I pick up] Ou Zhouren was afraid that the system would come to a death mission similar to "licking Karen in front of Otto", so he quickly took it.
It's just that the two beautiful girls are hugged together in a grand manner... It's a bit difficult to do it in front of everyone's eyes~
Stop on start! !It's gentleman time!
Ou Zhouren first put the two chairs together, picked up Sagiri and Qiyana and placed them on each side, and then placed himself in the middle, emmm, the gentleman looked around, it was a good feeling!
He suddenly noticed the beautiful maid standing alone outside the crowd. He shouted his wife's prophecy to Rita every day, and she even gave him black silk... and her very ambiguous hint just now. Can't be ignored!
It's just that there is a beautiful girl on the side, and there is no place to sit~
The gentleman system gave advice again, [Heisi sitting on the thigh, isn't it beautiful? 】
Damn, not to mention the abruptness of this gentleman's system using a beautiful girl's voice to speak out, just let Rita sit up like this, and she will definitely die~
[If you don't break out in the hatchet, you will die in the hatchet!Hurry up! 】The system read it aloud, with a very philosophical and righteous look.
Ou Zhouren is dumbfounded, what a ridiculous reason!
He looked at Rita again...emmm, although he didn't know which side Rita was on, the gentleman could clearly feel the tenderness and kindness in her heart~
The ghost system is right, then let the hatchet come more violently, Ou Zhouren hugged Rita fearlessly, this black silk is great~~
The time stop continues to extend! !
......
When Rita recovered, she found herself sitting on Ou Zhouren's lap, and on both sides were Sagiri and Kiana, who were equally shocked.
what happened?Is it his strange ability again?
"Cough, cough, everyone, please don't be nervous, Qiyana... don't beat me! I am performing a Chinese magic for the dinner party. It's called sitting for three people, and there must be my wife!" Ou Zhouren explained calmly. stand up.
"Niu Beer~" Lao Wang gave a thumbs up, and sure enough, there are gentlemen in Jiangshan!
"Huh!?" Kiana, who was still beating the gentleman frantically, was suddenly stunned, listening to him continue nonsense.
Sagiri has always been obediently sitting in the same place, but she didn't expect Rita to appear...
Rita did not get up immediately like Kiana was electrocuted, but looked back at the gentleman more boldly.
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