With a thud, the gentleman didn't even let out a whimper, and fell to the ground completely unconscious.

"You! You murdered, vixen!" the old king shouted.

"...He just passed out, but you, how did you get here?"

Chapter 37 I, Lao Wang, live next door to Karen

My surname is Wang, my ancestors came from the far and mysterious eastern continent, and my father was the great magician of destiny.

Although I was young, everyone liked to call me Pharaoh.

Next door to me lives a lovely girl who is my childhood sweetheart. Her name is Karen Kaslana. She has the most brilliant and innocent smile in the world, the most pure and infinite heart, and emmm whispered that her figure is also great.

That's right, childhood sweetheart, I grew up with her, played with her.. even took a bath (when she was not sensible).

She is the eldest daughter of Francis, the head of the Kaslana family, and I am the eldest son of the great magician of the Wang family.

Presumably when we grow up, Karen and I will be happy together forever.

Too bad the script wasn't written that way.

When I was a kid, whenever the precocious I tricked the naive Karen into kissing, the little white face named Otto would always show up in time to interrupt my plans. Obviously, he also liked Karen.

This blond and blue-eyed supporting character who can't survive three chapters in the novel still wants to rob my wife, how can this be tolerated?

Every time I hammered him and cried and played his little Ding Ding, until his father beat my father, so what, it turns out that this little white face named Otto is the youngest son of the Bishop of Destiny, I @#¥%@, they are Apo There's nothing good about Calis.

When I grew up, Karen became more and more beautiful and charming, and I was deeply infatuated with her. Unfortunately, every time I asked her out, there were three people, me, Karen, and Otto, so every time Otto asked her out, I Always follow, the little white face of the grass mud horse can't die.

Otto's head doesn't know what's in it, and he always makes some interesting inventions. In my opinion, it's just an unremarkable ingenious skill, but the stupid and sweet Karen actually likes it very much.

I can't lose, I traveled through mountains and rivers to Shenzhou, and finally learned the real mysterious power of the East.By the way, I also cursed Otto to be single and cuckold all his life, so I don't know if it works or not.

Back at the Destiny headquarters, I remember being appointed as a new generation of magicians.

However, I found that my Karen and Otto got closer. She was kind and innocent and she would definitely fall for Otto. Sure enough, Karen knocked on my door that night, and I thought she wanted something like that. .

I will never forget her that night, she was so beautiful, like the elegant evening dress of purple roses, the short skirt swaying in the wind, even the disgusting beak mask on weekdays, wearing it on her His face looked elegant and mysterious,

Ahhh, Karen!At this moment, I just want to be a quiet licking dog, and my heart will be accepted by you.

Karen said that she needed an almighty magic key that could open the key to any room, and she wanted to be a righteous thief.

This kind of thing must be the little white-faced Otto who couldn't make this kind of invention, so he thought of my magic.

Hehe, it's finally my chance to perform, and my prayer of "I'll be with Karen forever" the other day has paid off!I checked the ancient books in Shenzhou, and there was a book about casting a master key. I followed the steps to build this "master key" page by page, until the last page, "It is necessary to dedicate the life of the caster."

I'll go to your sister, I won't say it long ago, the "must first come from the palace" of a certain secret book is written in the front!As wit, I didn't choose to try, how could I know that my feet slipped suddenly, and I fell into the casting furnace, emmm, I am a magician and keep my soul attached to this master key forever.

That night, it was the first time I saw Karen crying so sadly, she cried and said that she would wear me together forever.Since then, I have been playing Phantom Thieves games with her all the time. When I have something to do, I tell her jokes to make her happy.

Later, she had a quarrel with that Otto, um, my magic is really effective, Goo Otto go to hell, dare to bully my wife!

Afterwards, she fled to Dongying with a strange black box, and fell down by the river with serious injuries.After attracting the shrine maiden named Yae Sakura, Karen was saved... but I didn't expect that it was me who miscalculated.

This vixen, I @#¥@#¥, she actually faced me, kissed Karen, undressed her and killed her, uuuuu, the most painful time in life is to be NTR in person.

The daily feeding of the fox spirits has made the two of them more and more intimate, and my jokes have even been used as their dessert after meals. I #¥%@ Fox Jing!

Later, for some unknown reason, that fox spirit actually grew fox ears, and attacked Karen inexplicably.

In the end, the seriously injured Karen was captured by Destiny's intelligence force and brought back to Destiny's headquarters, and the council finally made a verdict and hanged her. Destiny's sand sculptures, I @#¥%

On the day of the execution, the little white-faced Otto released a large number of Honkai beasts to attract attention, but Karen, who was already weakened to the extreme, sacrificed herself to save the civilians and left me forever... woo woo woo, my Karen...

After Karen's death, I was treasured by Otto in Karen's relics. I don't know how long it took, and I came to this place suddenly.

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Ou Zhouren woke up early when Pharaoh was sighing in his self-report, and after listening to it, it turned out that the phantom thief Pharaoh said was really Karen!

"It turns out that I indirectly killed Karen..." Yae Sakura sighed softly, turning her back as if wiping away her tears, indescribably sad.

"Hey, little brother, don't pretend to be dead!" Old Wang shouted, "It's okay to be attacked like this just now, Nicole really sucks!"

"Mah, it was discovered, I don't want to interrupt the atmosphere~" Ou Zhouren was seen through, and got up a little embarrassedly. The blow of Yae Sakura just now didn't cause any damage to himself. A gentleman is worth nothing at all. It didn't drop, what the hell.

Xiao Ba was in a bad mood, so he didn't delve into the reason why Ou Zhouren sneaked into her room, the gentleman said hello and hurried away.

"It turns out that you are always the old magician of the East, disrespectful, ahhahaha~" On the way back, Ou Zhouren took out the old king and joked.

"Hmph, you know it's amazing~ little brother"

"I summoned you, then Otto-sama must be in a hurry. After all, you are Karen's relic..."

"You can rest assured... Alto hasn't seen me for hundreds of years." Seeing Ou Zhouren's doubts, Pharaoh affirmed, "Because every time I see me, I scold him once, I @#¥%, if not He, I've been with Karen for a long time!"

"..." The only person in the world who dares to do this to Otto is Old Wang.

"Young man, do you want to learn magic? I'll teach you, you seem to like Kaslana's girl too, a bit like me back then~"

"Thank you for your kindness, but I don't want to die so young." The gentleman declined politely.

"I@#¥%@, you're just like that Siegfried, you can't make a big deal!" Old Wang scolded, Ou Zhouren was taken aback, it seems that his father-in-law slipped into the bishop's place to make trouble, Niu Beer .

Ugh? !Wait, the system task hasn't failed yet, is there any chance?Ou Zhouren felt like a flash of lightning flashed through his heart.

500 years ago... except here...

Could it be that you want to find... Fu Hua's fat times? ?

Author's message:

PS:

Pharaoh: I want to do something, but unfortunately I don't have a ticket~~

Chapter 38 In A Fu's room, split in the air

"wdnm, lived for more than 5 years? Oh my god, god~"

Walking to the door of Fu Hua's room, when Ou Zhouren briefly introduced Fu Hua's situation to Pharaoh, Pharaoh couldn't help but swear.

"Is it still unlocked then?" Ou Zhouren pointed Old Wang at the lock cylinder. In fact, he probably wanted to give up. There are still 2 hours before the end of the system task. What's the difference.

"Forget it, I'm a little cowardly now..." Pharaoh was very cowardly for the first time, and the key that was as hard as cast gold turned out to be as soft as rubber.

"Fuck..." The gentleman threw Pharaoh vigorously, the key was still very flexible.

"Fuck nmmp!" Old Wang shouted, "You little brother, how can you be cheaper than Otto!"

"..."

"Hey? Captain, are you looking for the squad leader?" A familiar voice suddenly came from the aisle.

Ou Zhouren was startled, turned his head to look, and found that fortunately it was Yayi.

However, Ya Yi should look like she just finished bathing, her hair is still full of water vapor, and her fair and pretty face is also flushed red, perhaps for the convenience of bathing, she rarely wraps her ink-dyed long hair elegantly around her head Afterwards, her smooth and white neck was completely exposed. Although she was just a simple white dress, she was like a beautiful lotus, with a faint fragrance, which was intoxicating.

"Mom, Mistress Yayi~" the gentleman thought to himself, swallowing involuntarily.

"Mom, I really want to lick it~" Old Wang made a lewd voice, but there was no one around, and Yayi opened her eyes wide to look at Ou Zhouren, thinking that this was what the gentleman in front of her said.

"Ship... Captain, what did you just say?" Mei thought she had heard it wrong.

Ou Zhouren was lying in his heart, wishing he could immediately kill the snarky king, and quickly explained, "Ah... I really want to... fill in the blanks to do the question! I've been addicted to studying recently, ah ha ha, so I came to the monitor. of."

"Oh~" Mei was dubious, but she reminded her kindly, "But the squad leader is still at the training ground, and he won't be able to come back until he has finished bathing."

"Okay, thank you Mei, I'm just waiting for her to come back~"

Watching Yayi walk away, Ou Zhouren took out Old Wang, imitated his tone, and scolded loudly: "wdnm, don't yell casually, pervert! I was almost killed by you, that's my wife's wife!"

"What??!" The gentleman's words stunned Lao Wang, "Is the relationship of human beings in 500 years so complicated?"

"Then what should I do now? Don't do anything?" Old Wang was a little frustrated, as if he would feel uncomfortable if he didn't do anything.

"Pharaoh, do you know that kind of magic like invisibility?" Ou Zhouren came up with an idea. If she could be invisible, even if she came back, she would still have a chance to escape.

"Yes, yes, but I don't have much magic power now, I can only... 10 minutes"

"10 minutes is enough, unlock it for me! Even if Fu Hua comes back, there is still time to slip away!" Ou Zhouren decided to fight, and now only 10% of the gentleman's value is close to the critical point, and he is fighting for his life!

Pharaoh's invisibility magic began to take effect, and immediately Ou Zhouren took off his clothes and hid it in the trash can in the corridor, and started to act!

"Little brother, how do you take off your clothes, I don't need to take off my stealth magic!"

"That's how exciting!" After saying that, the gentleman's value is +1+1

"You are cruel..."

......

There is nothing special in Fu Hua's room, the ordinary desk, the ordinary coffee table, the ordinary single bed... but it gives people a strange feeling of returning to nature.

Ou Zhouren was full of bad morals, the gentleman in the system was crazy +1, and by the way, he skillfully performed an aerial split.

"The furniture layout here seems to be a bit of a doorway, don't walk around!"

"I'm afraid of wool, I'll open my stealth shoes now, look back and take out, huh?!"

Ou Zhouren opened the wardrobe, and there was actually a broken blade with only the upper half of the blade. The style of this broken blade was very similar to the one he picked up from the imaginary space. Is it the same blade?

"Fu Hua obviously didn't go to the last mission?" He wondered, suddenly remembering that Ji Zi had said that the Second Herrscher of the previous era was sealed in this broken blade. Could it be related to Fu Hua?

emmm According to the rules of RPG games for many years, the gentleman decided to take it away to trigger the plot.

"Finally, the fat time is found!" Ou Zhouren found a silver-gray silk fat time in the closet, which felt good.

[System: task completed, gentleman value +25%, current gentleman value 38%]

Hee hee hee, done, hurry up! !

Harmony from Justice

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Delicious!The gentleman's heart was ecstatic, and now he can wave again.

"Quick! You still have 3 minutes to sneak away..."

Pharaoh suddenly stopped, and there was a sound of footsteps in the corridor, stopping at the door.

Holy shit!Fu Hua is so fast, didn't he say he had to take a shower?The gentleman was in a cold sweat, and crept to the window.

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