Two-dimensional Wanderer

"understand!"

A rune also appeared beside the short-haired goddess, and a white samurai sword was held in her hand.

The Black Oath and the White Contract, although these two weapons are not as powerful as the Forty-Zero Ship Slasher, they are more flexible.It seems that A2 and 2B also saw that in the face of Yingluo, just relying on a silly, big, black, and rough attack would not be able to achieve victory, so they immediately chose a small and fast weapon to increase the hit rate.

"Knowing the choice, but..." Yingluo shrugged: "It's pointless."

A2 and 2B attacked Yingluo from left to right, and the vow of black and the contract of white flew up and down like butterflies, bringing countless sword lights.The ground left criss-cross traces, and the beautiful sea of ​​flowers was also swept into the sky by the strong wind.The fighting strength of the two themselves is already quite extraordinary, and now they join forces to be comparable to the main gods. Although the battle in the atmosphere cannot be used to full strength, the opponent is also the same. The two gods are full of confidence and have sufficient confidence to win.

The black and white blade slashed towards Yingluo's shoulders, and they could hit it right away. 2 and 2B looked closely, only to find that their wrists had been firmly grasped by Yingluo at some point, and no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't break free.Instead, a burst of divine power poured in, instantly paralyzing most of the modules in their bodies, causing them both to fall to the ground.

"Do you still want to fight?" Yingluo asked with a smile.

The two servant gods were surprised.

"how can that be?"

Yingluo was about to speak, but the purple-haired goddess over there suddenly shouted: "I figured it out, it's 52, right! Hey, what about people?"

To you big bastard, carry ah carry, is your math taught by a physical education teacher?

Yingluo looked over with distressed eyes, and it happened that the other party also looked over.The purple-haired goddess was stunned for a moment, and then she came to Yingluo in an instant. Her speed was so fast that in Yingluo's view, she was considered a powerhouse that should not be underestimated... Even in terms of IQ, I couldn't compliment it. .

"Master, be careful!" Even though 2B was physically restrained, he still faithfully did not forget to warn.

Although A2 usually quarrels with her, but she is really in danger, and she has fully demonstrated her loyalty.Her power stove was working frantically, and her joints were rattling, desperately trying to break free from Ying Luo's hold.

But the next sentence of the purple-haired goddess almost caused the CPUs of A2 and 2B to be short-circuited and burned, so she left a mouthful of oil to show that her heart was broken.

I saw the purple-haired goddess holding her heart in both hands, looking at Yingluo's eyes full of red hearts, even her face was flushed, and said from the bottom of her heart: "Yes, it's the type I like. Miss, be my daughter. Friends!"

This unexpected unfolding was unexpected. There were countless grooves in it. After listening to the two beeps, the eyes of the two servant gods dimmed, and they were directly killed by this huge amount of information. It took two or three seconds to start. A whirring restart.

It's nice, the robot is nice.

Yingluo sighed incomparably, it is really good to be able to escape from reality anytime, anywhere.

She looked at the purple-haired goddess who was waiting for an answer in front of her, and only felt a toothache, and even wished to put the unfortunate child back into Athena's stomach.She sighed, gritted her back molars and said, "You may not believe it when you say it, I am you..."

Before the word "Dad" could be uttered, there was a violent vibration behind him.Yingluo turned his head and saw that a huge darkness emerged from the horizon, and a thick black fog covered the sky.Plants are withering, the earth is collapsing, and even the sky has become fragmented. There is only one kind of vision that can cause this kind of vision, and that is the enemy of the god of order...

"Abyss!" Ying Luo frowned and let go of A2 and 2B.

"That's right, it's the abyss. I didn't expect you, as a wild god, to know this thing. You are so knowledgeable and smart." The purple-haired goddess tried her best to please Yingluo, and even popped out two idioms, which almost Overdrawn her IQ for the next 200 years.

"Don't be afraid, I will protect you!" The purple-haired god said and patted A2 and 2B: "After restarting, get up to work, and they all say don't install so many useless plug-ins, how can you compete for this kind of boot speed? The honor of being number one in the God Realm?"

2B stood up and said, "Lord Penny's boot speed has been No. 600 in the God Realm for [-] consecutive years, and our chance of defeating her is less than [-] in [-]."

"A dream, a dream, being a god without a dream is different from a salted fish." The purple-haired goddess said indifferently.

"Don't talk about that." A2 looked at Ying Luo and said, "What about this unregistered god?"

"Don't worry, the world order is one family. Unregistered is just a matter of formalities. Anna Ke from the Personnel Department has a profound revolutionary friendship with me. I have absolutely no problem speaking!"

A2's mouth twitched: "What about the guarantor?"

"Of course it's me." The purple-haired goddess said while sucking her saliva: "During the review period, whether it's eating, sleeping, bathing, or going to the toilet, I will stay with the little sister every step of the way to ensure that everything is safe."

Hey, are you already a pervert?And the gods don't have to go to the toilet!

"Okay." A2 was speechless: "Anyway, let's solve the abyss first, that's what we're here for."

"I know." The purple-haired goddess said impatiently: "I have to do it a long time ago, but you have been entangled. Don't say it, solve all this quickly, I have to take the young lady home!"

A2 and 2B looked at each other and let out a long sigh at the same time, they saw a flash of light, and their figures disappeared, replaced by two giant swords as wide as the door panels, which were slammed against the shoulders of the purple-haired goddess. The weight directly hit the ground under her feet and cracked, spreading cobweb-like traces.

"Well, let's take a look!" The purple-haired goddess looked in the direction of the abyss and said to herself, "There is still a little distance, so let's add a few buffs at this time."

Ying Luo was taken aback for a moment, how can you add a buff to your IQ?Do you really have blue bars?

But as a burst of colorful light lit up, the purple-haired goddess really put a bunch of buffs on herself.Ying Luo took a closer look, her mouth crooked.

Madness, Powerful Madness, Advanced Madness!Without exception, the three buffs all have the effect of increasing strength and reducing intelligence. After this set, Einstein also became Forrest Gump in seconds.

Oh, right.For others, it may be worth the loss, but it seems to be just right for this girl. Anyway, she doesn't have much IQ, the minimum is zero, and a mere dozen IQ points are nothing at all.

The super-large giant sword that originally had to be wielded by a muscular man with both hands was copied by a delicate little girl with one hand, and it was still one in each hand, which was full of disobedience.

Seeing that the army of the abyss was in front of her, the purple-haired goddess laughed, rushed up without hesitation, and swished with two giant swords, just like a huge spinning top, and there was nowhere to go. The enemy of unity.The dark monsters were shot with flesh and blood, and all kinds of bizarre and bizarre ways of death emerged one after another.The loud laughter of a certain goddess kept coming out of the smoke, and with this scene, it was completely impossible to see who was the villain.

As the battle progressed, the two door panels suddenly glowed with golden light, becoming incomparably huge, stirring the thick fog into a hole like a mixer. As the light shone, the information coverage began. In just a few minutes, it was once extremely terrifying. The abyss was completely wiped out by a god of order single-handedly.

As Void once said, a single individual of the god of order is comparable to a legion!

Yingluo looked at the purple-haired goddess who was squatting beside a stone and vomited for a while.

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Chapter 2 I am your father

A flash of light flashed, and A2 and 2B once again changed back to human form, kneeling on the ground and gasping for breath. It can be seen that the consumption is also very large.Such a messy master on the stall has not been completely destroyed by the brutal use. They are also powerful on the other hand.

Probably Penny put a lot of thought into making them back then, and of course they wouldn't replace them easily, otherwise, where would such a sturdy and durable goddess be found?

The purple-haired goddess quickly calmed down her stomach, and ran over full of energy, with a triumphant expression, and frivolously raised Yingluo's chin: "How is it, Miss, I am It's not particularly powerful, but it's very safe. I didn't say it, just tell me to make sure you eat spicy food, you can't go wrong!"

With a loud bang, a figure fell from the sky, A2 and 2B hurriedly stepped forward to salute when they saw it: "I have seen Lord Penny." This is their creator, no different from their own mother.

Penny smiled and waved her hand. From the RBY world, she was still the same as before, but she ignited the fire too early and became the god of AI.She stretched out her hands, showed her thumbs, and smiled again, showing her shiny teeth, and said with the same grotesque emphasis: "Yo, welcome back, my friend!"

The purple-haired goddess turned around and put her hand on Yingluo's shoulder: "What are you talking about, Sister Penny, are you here to support me? I said that the abyss here is enough for me alone, how can I use it? You go out."

But unexpectedly, Yingluo responded with a smile: "Thank you, Penny!"

The purple-haired goddess was taken aback: "How do you know each other?"

But before waiting for an answer, several figures fell from the sky.

The purple-haired goddess was even more surprised: "Esdes, the god of demons, Shayou, the servant of the Hades, and Lanyuan Yanzhu, you stinky rabbit are all here... Why, you look down on people too much, do you think I am Can't even solve such a small abyss?"

"Hey, who are you saying is a stinky rabbit, do you want to fight?" Lan Yuan Yanzhu still looked like a child, but her divine power was very strong, and she was obviously at the level of a master god.

"Hey, just fight, I'm afraid you won't succeed, you little dwarf!" said the purple-haired goddess stinkingly.

"Damn, you idiot who can't even count a hundred!" Lan Yuan Yanzhu first jumped in anger, then held back abruptly, snorted and said, "Forget it, I'm lazy today with the same knowledge as you, concubine here. It's not for you here!"

"That's..." Before the purple-haired goddess could finish speaking, she saw Esdes walking straight up, her eyes were watery, and she said with a peach blossom face: "As expected of the person I liked, you are finally back. "As he spoke, he reached out and touched Yingluo's face.

"Hey, Esdes, it's too much." The purple-haired goddess stopped the opponent's hand and said dissatisfiedly: "I heard that you robbed my mother back then, do you still want to rob me now?"

Esdes looked at the purple-haired goddess, showing a bit of surprise: "You... rob people?"

"Yeah." The purple-haired goddess said carelessly: "This young lady was my first sight."

"Miss?" Esdes laughed out loud, shook his head and said, "I guess your mother is going to beat you again today."

"Why?" The purple-haired goddess asked in confusion, "I've been very honest recently, and I didn't cause trouble."

"That's what you think." After Esdes finished speaking, he bypassed the purple-haired goddess and continued to touch Yingluo's face.But Yingluo stopped the opponent's hand, shook his head and said, "That... it's not appropriate to have a child."

Esdes' eyes lit up: "In other words, when you don't have children, you can...Understood, for that moment, I will endure it!"

"Uh..." Yingluo's smile froze on her face, that's not what she meant!After so many years, why does Esdes still think about himself?

Lan Yuan Yanzhu took a step forward, put her hands on her hips, and said with the appearance of a little adult: "Well, as expected of the person entrusted by Rentaro, I am very pleased to see you return safely. By the way, hope and the future have always missed you. , you must go and see them next."

Yingluo nodded: "Well, definitely."

The purple-haired goddess was even more astonished: "We even know hope and the future, but they rarely leave the realm of the gods. Who are you, young lady?"

At this time, Shayou stepped forward and saluted: "On behalf of the underworld, I would like to welcome your return. Lord Pandora is on his way... Ah, it's already here!"

Another beam of light fell, and it was the current Pandora.The dark robe and the cold temperament, but when she saw Yingluo, she unexpectedly showed an elegant and beautiful smile: "Welcome back, my lord!"

This is the unsmiling God of the Underworld, who even showed a smile. The purple-haired goddess wondered if she had accidentally hurt her brain in the battle just now, and then quickly rejected the idea. After all, she had no brains.

And most importantly...

"My lord, do you call her my lord? Could it be that she is an old woman who does not retreat and practice?" The purple-haired goddess first exclaimed, then shook her head again and again: "It doesn't matter, age is not a problem, nothing can stop me from pursuing true love, No!"

Everyone present looked at the purple-haired goddess with sympathy, but they did not expose the truth.

A2 and 2B's eyes kept blinking, and the processor was running fast.

2B said: "I can make several main gods come in person, and they are also called adults by the gods of the underworld. After calculating, there is only one possibility. Do you want to tell the master?"

A2 hesitated for a moment, then shook his head and said, "No need, sometimes ignorance is also a kind of happiness."

"You are so kind, A2."

"This is loyalty, 2B."

Hey, don't you really want to watch the fun?

Just as the two gods were talking, a few more figures fell. It was the three elders of the god of order, who were known as the three main gods Artemis, Hiluda and Athena.

"Mom?!" The purple-haired goddess was completely stunned, even with her IQ, she felt that something was wrong.

But what is even more surprising is that another beam of light descends from the sky. It is none other than Ying Xiaoyuan, the leader of the god of order today, who has inherited the Emperor Guangming and the steel sword!

The chin of the purple-haired goddess fell: "Old, old sister?"

But Ying Xiaoyuan didn't respond at all, instead she stepped forward with joy on her face, stood in front of Ying Luo, took a deep breath, calmed her excitement, and then knelt down on one knee: "Welcome back, father!"

The boss is kneeling, and the others will naturally kneel too.

Many of the God Realm bosses knelt down and said respectfully, "Welcome back, Lord of the God Realm!"

Yingluo said with a smile: "Get up quickly, they are all friends, so there is no need for this kind of condescension."

Everyone also knew Ying Luo's character, so he didn't do much to shirk, and quickly stood up.They looked at the purple-haired goddess who was putting her hand on Ying Luo's neck with a playful look, as if watching a good show.

Athena wanted to come forward, but was held back by Hiluda and Artemis, so she could only wink at her daughter.

However, with the IQ of the purple-haired goddess, it was obvious that she could not perceive her own mother's intentions. It would be better to say that this series of situations had long ago persecuted her few brain cells.She took her arm from Ying Luo's shoulder like a stiff puppet, and showed a smile that was even uglier than crying: "What, aren't you..."

"Yeah." Yingluo nodded: "I'm your father!"

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Chapter 3 happy people

In order to celebrate the return of Yingluo, the God Realm held a grand banquet, which is very rare in the order pantheon that pays attention to actual performance and efficiency, so the goddesses had a great time, even throwing blessings and magic into the mortal world. It's a lot better, anyway, it's just a matter of modifying a few characters, it's nothing... Of course, I hope they can have the same idea when they face the punishment notice after sobering up.