Sister, Shut Up!

According to the average word count of nearly 40 words in the first five volumes, it is probably not a problem to write this book to 300 million words.

"It's June now, and there are still 300 million words left before 100 million words." Su Huai porridge calculated for him, "If we can keep updating 8000 words every day, it will take more than four months, and it will be November at the latest." I can write 300 million words!"

"From the sixth volume, I plan to write 6000 words a day for retirement." Jiang Miao leaned back in the chair and yawned, "8000 words a day is too tiring."

"There are only five or six months left, and it will be achieved by the end of the next semester." Su Huai Porridge continued to calculate for him, and then asked curiously, "If this book is finished, what do you plan to write next?"

"I didn't think about it." Jiang Miao shook his head, "But I still plan to write something about the urban background, with a little bit of a strange element."

"Fantastic element?" Su Huai porridge tilted his head.

"The easiest thing is rebirth through time travel." Jiang Miao really started to think about it when Su Huai porridge mentioned it. He stroked his chin and thought, "There was an inspiration material before that was rebirth through time travel... Let me see. "

As he said that, he opened his regular inspiration library, which has accumulated more than 40 new book inspirations that can be written.

It's just that after most of them have been stored in the inspiration library for a period of time, when Jiang Miao looks at them again, he has lost the desire to write.

But Jiang Miao won't delete it, and if he comes back to it one day, he may have a new creative passion for one of the themes.

And what he clicked on now was something that he chatted up when he was bored in the author group a while ago-a landlord theme.

The male protagonist inherited a set of school district houses from his late parents, and all four rooms are converted into bedrooms that can be rented out.

Because he has to go to school, he lives in one room by himself and rents out the other three rooms.

"What is this?" Su Huai porridge looked dangerously, and saw a very suspicious setting——

[Rental Announcement: Only female tenants are recruited, the full score is [-], and the rent can be reduced or exempted according to the score]

"Cough..." Jiang Miao was a little embarrassed, "It's just a random setting."

"Once you post this announcement, I'm afraid no serious girls will come to rent a house at all?" Su Huai porridge glanced at him, "Your thoughts are very suspicious."

"Emmm... when I first wrote this thing, I just had a brain hole, and I didn't think so much." Jiang Miao explained helplessly, "If you really want to write this kind of subject matter, the settings must be more rigorous."

"Then show me seriously?" Su Huai porridge looked disbelieving, "There are three bedrooms for rent here, so isn't that just three female characters, so we won't write a single heroine?"

"It's originally the setting of the harem." Jiang Miao laughed, "Senior sister is jealous?"

"What am I jealous of?"

"Don't worry, even if it's a harem novel, the traits of the heroines must all be taken from you, senior."

"I don't mind that!"

"Then if I really write this in my next new book, can I ask my senior to help me get three copies of the material?"

"If you insist, I have no other choice." Su Huai porridge lied dutifully, but soon she realized, "You haven't told me how to change this theme yet!"

"It's still too early to write a new book. No matter how you say it, it will be next year. No matter how much you think about it now, it might be overthrown by then." Jiang Miao obviously didn't want to do thankless things.

"Sure enough, I'm still guilty."

"Tsk..." Jiang Miao sighed, "Okay, since senior sister's thirst for knowledge is so strong, then I have no choice but to satisfy you."

"Tell me." Su Huai porridge raised her small chin, ready to watch him start to perform.

To be honest, she quite liked listening to Peach Jam's smooth talk when she was preparing her new book.

"First of all, first determine the subject matter." Jiang Miao touched the keyboard and typed a few words pretendingly, "Urban background, blue star in a parallel world, the male protagonist crossed over to the original body, both parents died, had a house, but no girl , the setting is complete."

"And then?" Su Huai porridge asked, "Is this very common?"

"The male protagonist is currently a sophomore in high school and needs to go to school. He has no source of income, so he can only rent out the room in exchange for tuition and living expenses." Jiang Miao thought for a while and continued to write the setting, "The rental requirements are clean, regular work and rest, quiet and not noisy. "

"Why didn't you write that you only accept female tenants?" Su Huai porridge crossed his arms and glanced.

"It's not that simple." Jiang Miao chuckled, "If a man comes to see a room, just ask the host to refuse it, and I don't even need to give the male tenant a chance to appear."

Su Huai Porridge: "..."

He is really an evil author. Being able to do whatever he wants in a novel is one of the joys of being an author, right?

"Then there are three tenants." Jiang Miao rubbed his chin, deep in thought, but was quickly finalized by him, "Then a new class teacher, a beautiful teacher, a gentle senior from the literature club, Let's have another class leader with a vicious tongue and a cold heart."

"Hey, your elements are a bit too rich, right?" Su Huai Porridge couldn't help laughing, "It always feels like a mixture of various Japanese and comic styles."

"It's a preliminary setting." Jiang Miao said indifferently.

Anyway, it's just an outline to make my seniors happy, there's no need to go online, just have fun.

So Jiang Miao herself was aroused, and continued to fill it in, not forgetting to review the love writing skills learned earlier for Su Huai Porridge.

"This is going to involve the superposition method of the person who taught you before." Jiang Miao laughed, and said while typing, "The new beautiful teacher is gentle and caring in the class, patient, and treats every student They are all treated equally.”

"But in fact, behind the scenes, he is a master of male online literature. He can come up with harsh but not lewd pornographic jokes. He is more familiar with hidden car skills than all male authors."

"And he also loves to drink and code words. It is easiest to enter the ethereal state of code words in a slightly drunk state, but it often leads to interruptions due to overdrinking."

Su Huai porridge blinked, and the more he talked about it, the more he talked about it, and he always felt that a very distinctive character was created just like this.

"Senior." Jiang Miao rubbed her chin, thought for a while, and then continued, "On the surface, senior is the gentle president of the literature club, and the chief writer of the campus magazine. Her fresh and delicate writing style is eye-catching. memorable."

"But in private, he is a rock singer who sings in bars. He is best at songs that burst into high notes. In bars, he is the queen of the underground."

"Of course, here we have to emphasize the nature of the bar, and we can't lead it in the direction of dirty and messy. The character of the seniors in the bar is also the one that tends to be cold and ruthless."

When talking about this, Jiang Miao himself was a little excited, and then said: "Then the monitor is at the same table."

"The squad leader has always been the cold and poisonous one in the class. He can always speak words that make people's hearts hurt deeply in a calm and calm tone."

"But in fact, she is a virtual idol behind the scenes. She specializes in live broadcasts as a two-dimensional virtual character on the live broadcast platform. Her voice is sweet and pleasant, which is quite different from her class image."

"How is it? Are you satisfied with this setting?"

After Jiang Miao finished writing, she turned her head and asked.

Su Huai porridge looked at the preliminary settings of the four characters newly released on the outline software, and was silent for a moment, then said quietly: "If you are asked to finish writing a new book now, do you think it is very likely?"

She has already regretted it, and she shouldn't have let Jiang Miao tell her what the new book is set for.

Wouldn't it be more uncomfortable after hearing this!

304. Male or female?

The next day, Su Huai Porridge applied to work from home. After packing up with Jiang Miao and Xu Guiying, the three of them went out to take the subway and planned to return to Linping District for a while.

Jiang Miao and Su Huai Porridge took Xu Guiying to the subway. After a little girl saw it, she got up and gave up her seat to Xu Guiying.

After thanking her, Xu Guiying sat down, took out an orange from her bag, and handed it to the little girl.

The two young people stood on one side, and naturally no one would give up their seats. Jiang Miao put her arms around Su Huaipu's waist, her warm palms pressed against her belly, and the other hand held the upper armrest to stand firm.

So Su Huai Porridge could rest in Jiang Miao's arms with peace of mind, reading novels with his mobile phone.

Jiang Miao was half a head taller than her, so he happened to be able to watch it with her.

Peach Jam's new book, Su Huai Porridge, is updated every day, and Jiang Miao hasn't updated it today, so naturally I don't have to read it.

So Su Huai Porridge read other romance novels.

Recently, a female author she admires has published a new book, and it just happened to be on the shelves, and it can be slaughtered today.

After all, this author's books are all short, so there is no need to keep them for too long. After seeing them on the shelves in one breath, keep reading one or two chapters every day, so that they won't look too lazy, just like dessert after dinner.

"It's completely different from yours." Su Huai Porridge commented after watching, "Her description is much more delicate."

"Ah, yes, yes, yes." Jiang Miao perfunctory.

The girl's perspective is not something that ordinary boys can control, so when Jiang Miao writes the details of the heroine's perspective, she usually tries to model it as much as possible.

Unless it is specially drawn.

But this kind of situation only happened before falling in love, or before cohabiting with senior sisters.

After the two of them lived together, many little secrets about girls became invisible in Jiang Miao's eyes.

Now he even knows the steps of a girl taking a bath.

Although the data of only Su Huai porridge is a bit generalized, it is better than a single person trying to figure it out.

"Speaking of which, if your next book were to write the harem essay that you talked about yesterday, wouldn't it be possible to write two or three million words?" Su Huai porridge turned around and asked, "It won't be as short as this author."

Thinker

"The harem story will definitely be a bit longer than the single female lead, not to mention that yesterday's theme obviously has career lines, and there are at least three." Jiang Miao said with a smile, "The teacher's web story line, the senior sister's singer line, and the deskmate There are so many things I can write about with my virtual idol line.”

"What about the male lead?" Su Huai porridge asked curiously, "What does the male lead do?"

"Of course it's the man behind the heroines."

"Yeah~" Su Huai porridge looked disgusted, "Isn't this the true thought in your heart?"

"If senior sister is willing, I can also be the man behind you." Jiang Miao leaned into her ear and whispered, "Oh~ I seem to be already."

Being teased by him, Su Huai porridge immediately recalled some embarrassing scenes, and slapped him angrily: "What are you talking about?"

It's so embarrassing for the crowds on the subway.

"I mean, I'm the man holding my senior from behind now, what are you thinking, senior?" Jiang Miao asked with a strange expression on her face.

"……go away."

……

The subway arrived at the station smoothly, Su Huai porridge took Xu Guiying out of the subway station, and rushed towards Donghu Garden according to the address given by Su Dajiang.

Jiang Miao didn't know the new address of Su Dajiang's rented house, seeing the taxi getting closer and closer to his own community, he couldn't help asking: "Uncle, where is the rented house?"

"Guess?" Su Huai porridge held back a smile with the corners of his mouth curled up.

He didn't need to guess, after all, the taxi had already stopped at the gate of East Lake Garden.

"Uncle is not in a hurry to marry you to me, is he?" Jiang Miao smiled after getting out of the car, "The house is rented here so that we can meet each other's parents?"

Su Huai porridge gave him a blank look: "I just found out, who would have thought that he would rent this place."

"Could it be that uncle knows that my home is here?"

"How is it possible, don't be too sentimental, okay?" Su Huai porridge pouted, "I heard that the market in the north of Linping Mountain has basically stabilized, so he came here to seize the market. If you buy fresh fruits online recently Such food, the takeaway guy who delivers it to your door may belong to his company."

"It feels so powerful." Jiang Miao sighed.

To let him start a business, he doesn't even know the process of setting up a regular company that can operate, and his eyes are dimmed.

Let alone a comeback after bankruptcy.