Sister, Shut Up!

"Your answer just now is like someone asking you what the name of the exercise is, but you replied that you are the leader of the Demon Cult. It is a bit inconsistent."

"I see." Su Huai porridge nodded half understanding.

Finally, the two got off the subway smoothly and came to Tianjie Commercial City.

"Do you want to look at the clothes first, or eat lunch first?" Jiang Miao asked.

Su Huai Congee touched his stomach: "Then let's eat first."

"What do you want to eat?" Jiang Miao led her to the catering street on the fourth floor, "The food here is also different from that there, if you are afraid that you are not used to it, it is better to eat relatively normal meals .”

"I want to eat this." Su Huai Porridge didn't hesitate at all, with burning eyes, he directly chose a hot pot restaurant.

"You know this?" Jiang Miao was puzzled.

"Didn't you prepare a pot of boiling soup and fresh ingredients at the beginning of the New Year's celebration, and teach me how to eat it?" Su Huai Congee looked at him, "You said that it is called hot pot, and it is a delicacy in your hometown. "

"It's just that I didn't expect at the time that you said that your hometown is far away, but it's so far away."

"I don't know what the taste of the original hot pot here will be."

Jiang Miao was taken aback when she heard this.

To be honest, as the author of "I Broke the Body of the Demon Cult Leader's Daughter", if Su Huaipu hadn't mentioned it at this moment, he would not have remembered the daily plot he wrote at the beginning.

After all, the content about daily details is generally not outlined and detailed in advance, it all depends on the inspiration when coding, so the author's memory will not be particularly vivid.

On the contrary, as a reader, Su Huai Porridge could remember so many details, which moved Jiang Miao inexplicably.

"Okay, then this is the store." Jiang Miao waved his hand and led the leader into the store.

The waiters inside are also people who have gone through a lot of wind and waves. They have never seen any customers. After seeing the two people walking in, they just looked at Su Huai Congee a little more, and led the two people to the empty seats without changing their expressions: "It's the two of you. Is it right?"

"Yes, just two people."

"Then please sit here."

The waiter took the two of them to the vacant seats and sat down.

Su Huai Porridge and Jiang Miao sat opposite each other, looked left and right, and asked softly, "Where's the menu?"

"Now it's all about scanning the code to order." Jiang Miao took out his mobile phone, scanned the QR code on the table, and then handed it to Su Huai porridge, "Whatever you want to eat, just press the plus sign next to it."

"Why is your spiritual weapon called a mobile phone so multifunctional?" Su Huaipu's eyes were full of surprise.

Can tell the time, can call a taxi that resembles a carriage, can pass through the inspection of the subway, and now can even take an order?

"Just get used to it." Jiang Miao didn't bother to explain the principle inside.

After all, if he wanted to get to the bottom of it, he himself didn't understand.

Under the strange eyes of other diners nearby, the two had a delicious hot pot meal.

Satisfied, Su Huai porridge followed Jiang Miao all the way to the clothing store, ready to pick out two suits for herself.

In order to avoid all kinds of misunderstandings during the conversation, Jiang Miao simply took out his mobile phone to record, pretending that the two of them were taking a vlog.

The waiter is also a young girl who often visits the beep station. She can understand what tricks these two are playing at a glance. Isn't it just the leader who pretended to travel from another world? She understands this.

So the waiter also recommended clothes normally, even underwear.

"Is this underwear?" Su Huai porridge looked at the styles with pitiful fabrics in front of him, his face was a little delicate, and he looked at the waiter beside him and asked, "Do you girls usually wear this kind of clothes?"

The waiter's acting spirit is quite good, and he said very cooperatively: "Not all, some good-looking styles are only worn for people I like. Most of the time, it's better to wear comfortable and conservative underwear."

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Wear it for someone you like... Su Huai porridge subconsciously glanced at Jiang Miao, who was diligently recording the video beside him.

"What about the clothes?" Su Huai porridge asked again, "These are skirts? Why are they so short?"

"It's normal for a girl to show off her figure, and it's cool to wear in summer." The waiter said, "Let the person you like see your slender and fair legs, and it will also help the relationship between the two develop."

"What about this kind?" Su Huai porridge pointed to the dress on the other side. The skirt was quite long, but the fabric on the back was missing, and the fabric on the front was also pitiful. Most of the white snow can be exposed.

"This kind of dress is more suitable for evening dresses, and it is more suitable for dancing partners to see at the ball."

"I see." Su Huai porridge nodded, "I wore it when I was dancing."

She understands this, and Jiang Miao explained it to her on the way here.

Finally, when the two came out of the clothing store, Jiang Miao was already carrying large and small bags.

Not only did I buy that dress and those underwear, but I also bought two or three sets of normal clothes.

At this time, Su Huai Congee has resumed her white sneakers, cropped jeans, and black short-sleeved outfits, and her high ponytail is also loose, pouring down like a waterfall, making her instantly change from the tall and heroic leader of the Demon Cult to Jiang Miao The charming and gentle sister Su.

"However, why do I always feel that I have been tricked?" Jiang Miao suddenly came back to his senses with a few big bags in his hand, and asked, "Senior sister, you wouldn't have fallen in love with these sets of clothes long ago. Bar?"

"What do you think?" Su Huai Congee smiled slyly.

"Okay, I asked you to help me collect materials, but are you still thinking about my wallet?"

"What's the matter? I didn't wear it for you to see in the end!" Su Huai porridge took his arm with a sweet smile, and finally leaned into Jiang Miao's ear and exhaled softly, "Besides, those underwear and skirts are not what I wanted. I bought it~"

As soon as these words fell into Jiang Miao's ears and entered his brain, the lovely image of senior sister lying on the bed wearing those clothes, biting her lips, looking at him with spring eyes and swaying eyes automatically appeared in his mind.

hiss~

So, he doesn't seem to be at a loss?

299. The Essence of Daily Essays

"Whoo~"

The two of them returned to the bedroom with a bag full of booty, threw the bag on the ground, and then fell on the bed, resting slightly panting.

"Sister, do you want to wear it to see if it fits?"

"Are you sure you just want me to try to see if it fits?"

"That's for sure." Jiang Miao said without hesitation, "At most, I can help you measure the size."

"Heh." Su Huai porridge raised his hand and slapped him on the chest, "You want to be beautiful, but you want to do bad things in broad daylight."

"How can you spit on people?" Jiang Miao defended his personality sternly, "Isn't it normal to help your leader to see if the size fits?"

"Hmph." Su Huai Porridge stuck out his tongue at him, "The time for collecting materials is over."

"Oh...that's really a pity." Jiang Miao didn't feel pity at all, she had already reached under Su Huai porridge's armpit, and when she put it down, she hugged Su Huai porridge completely into her arms.

Su Huai Porridge didn't resist at all, and shrank into the arms of his junior, resting his head on his arm: "Is it possible to write the extra episode now? Try to finish it in two days, don't say you forgot after a few days .”

"Fanwai is definitely fine." Jiang Miao sniffed the scent of senior sister's hair, twisted her arms around senior sister, and the palm of her hand could easily fit the outline of Xuefeng, making him feel comfortable. He squinted his eyes, "However, there will be teaching content on love literature in the future, and I haven't decided what to say yet."

"What?" Su Huai porridge tugged at the hem of his clothes, and smoothed out the wrinkles of his clothes, "Are you afraid that the disciples of the church will starve to death, the master?"

"What's there to be afraid of?" Jiang Miao shook his head. "To put it bluntly, the routines of online writing are just a few things. It may be difficult to master them in depth, but it's actually very simple if you want to get started."

"It's just that most people either refuse to turn their minds, or stubbornly think that routines are dross, and Xiaobai is ignorant, and then they are very resistant to learning and understanding these things."

"So if you want to get started writing online articles, the most important thing is not to look at some strategies, but to put your mind right first, and look at various skills from a learning perspective, rather than refute them with critical subjective thinking."

"This is a different matter from the reader's thinking."

"You can swear all you want while reading. Anyway, you don't rely on this business to make money. You just read a novel to relax and entertain. No matter what you do for entertainment, it's for your own happiness."

"But since you want to try to write online articles to earn manuscript fees, you can't criticize all kinds of phenomena that you hate when you read books from the perspective of readers, but learn the essence of it and the writing skills derived from it."

Su Huai Porridge listened very carefully. After all, comics and web novels are both entertainment-oriented creations. Although the threshold for creation is higher than that of web novels, they all have something in common when depicting the plot.

"Then that's all you said?" Su Huai porridge asked with a smile, "What I asked you to write is a guide to love literature, not a guide to getting started with online literature."

"Then let's talk about something related to the love story." Jiang Miao hugged Su Huai Porridge, and quietly moved her other hand.

"You just talk but don't practice, and I haven't seen you write for more than half a month." Su Huai porridge held his thief's hand and gave him a blank look, "I can't help you get materials for this stuff."

"Well... so..." Reminded by Su Huai Porridge, Jiang Miao rolled her eyes and suddenly had a new idea, "Actually, it's not impossible to use materials."

Su Huai Porridge: "?"

Speaking of this, Jiang Miao sat up abruptly from the bed, and then pulled Su Huai porridge up: "Let's do this, senior sister, you can pretend to be a cute new author, and I, as a big love writer, will prepare now How about introducing you to the writing method of love essays?"

"Then it's fine if you just can't write, why do you want me to pretend to be Mengxin?" Su Huai porridge blinked his eyes a little bit incomprehensible.

"Have you heard of the Feynman learning method?" Jiang Miao snorted proudly, "By teaching knowledge to others, we can achieve more efficient learning goals."

"You're doing whatever you can to get materials, right?" Su Huai porridge glanced at him, "You can use anything as an excuse."

"You just say you can do it or not."

"Come on, come on, I really can't do anything about you." Su Huai porridge said so, but his heart was eager to try. After getting off the bed, he immediately sat in front of the desk and turned on the video recording function of the phone, "I will help you by the way." You record it, and you can make it into a video and post it on your Bizhan account."

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"It's okay." Jiang Miao agreed casually, "You can also post the video of the demon cult leader buying clothes in the afternoon."

"Can that pass the trial?" Su Huai porridge squinted at him.

In the clothes they bought back, there are many interesting items between men and women, and they are not afraid of teaching the children of Biz.com.

"Just type a code and it's over." Jiang Miao waved his hand, indicating that it was a trivial matter.

And there is no telling when it will be cut out.

Neither of them are up hosts in their job. Even if they post videos on Bie.com, they are also self-sharing, not for gaining followers and making money.

The sum of the money the two of them earned in a month as the head of the job was about 20 yuan, and they didn't lack the little money for advertising fees on the beep station.

Recently, Su Huai Porridge occasionally broadcast Yuanshen, but he earned a lot of extra money by tipping.

But in fact, at least half of the rewards in it were specially given by the donors to let Su Huai porridge krypton gold draw cards, and they could not enter her own wallet.

Now her Yuanshen account is very luxurious. Except for the five-star characters that she has not reproduced before entering the pit, she has all other characters. The four-star characters are basically full of life, and two of the five-star characters have been promoted by Krypton. Full life.

It can be said to be quite outrageous.

However, things like Yuanshen's live broadcast are more attractive in the early stage. When Su Huai Porridge enters the long grass period, it is estimated that this wave of craze should recede.

Therefore, Su Huai Porridge doesn't have any superfluous thoughts. When it's time to go to work, it goes to work, and when it comes to drawing, it draws. Yuanshen only broadcasts it occasionally on weekends.

I don't know if it's the effect of hunger marketing, or the videos of Yuanshen pioneering wasteland that she edited are too programmatic, and the number of fans keeps increasing.

Recently, it has approached the edge of 50 followers.

"Do you want to post your account number?" Jiang Miao thought about this level, so he asked, "You have more fans over there, and the video was originally shot by you, so there is no need to post it to me."