Sister, Shut Up!

Silent all night.

The next day, Friday.

Jiang Miao reported to the political work team as usual, and codewords all morning.

At noon, the military parade and commendation ceremony of this military training will be ushered in the playground.

Because he was a member of the political work group, Jiang Miao didn't have to participate in the military parade. He followed the students from the photography group to the playground and was responsible for arranging the chairs, microphones, drinking water, etc. for the school leaders in the stands.

It is of course best not to stand under the sun. Jiang Miao came over after lunch to help move the tables and chairs.

At 01:30 in the afternoon, after the military parade began, he followed the political and industrial team to sit on the side stand and acted as a member of the logistics team.

Jiang Miao sat in the stands fishing for fish, holding a mobile phone and chatting with the porridge boss.

[Porridge Boss]: (Picture)

[Porridge Boss]: The male protagonist's portrait, this is the first draft.

[Porridge Boss]: There will be an event in the school in the next month. I have to go to the Finance and Economics Institute on the Shanghai Stock Exchange for an exchange. The drawing will probably be slower.

【Peach Sauce】: What the hell?Wouldn't it be impossible to face the base?

[Porridge Boss]: Who disliked me a few days ago? (despise)

[Peach Sauce]: Cough...just kidding, boss, I still love you!

[Porridge Boss]: Go go go!

While we were chatting, it was the second team's turn to enter the parade formation.

Jiang Miao's attention returned to the playground runway, watching his classmates march forward with high spirits.

To be honest, in less than two weeks, Jiang Miao could recognize at most ten of the 61 classmates.

So his eyes are mainly focused on a few acquaintances.

For example, Xun...

Jiang Miao thought about this, and when his eyes just fell on Xun Liang, he suddenly found that this guy's movements were a little out of shape.

And the few boys who followed behind were also holding back their laughter, not knowing what was going on.

As a result, after taking a closer look, Jiang Miao almost burst out laughing.

I don't know if the military parade ceremony was too tense, which led to too much force on the right step.

Xun Liang's crotch ripped open at some point.

And as Xun Liang continued to step forward, the gap opened wider and wider.

When the phalanx of Accounting Class 2 passed by the rostrum, Xun Liang's ass was almost completely exposed.

Peppa Pig above frowned and grinned sometimes, as if he was mentally ill.

Seeing this situation, Jiang Miao silently took out her mobile phone, thought about it, and patted the shoulder of her classmate who was holding a high-definition camera next to her.

"Brother, do me a favor and take a few more pictures."

"That's right, it's the one with the butt exposed."

042. It's okay, I understand

At 9:12 p.m. on September [-], the military training parade ceremony for this year’s freshmen came to a successful conclusion.

Surprisingly, the most eye-catching protagonists of this military parade are not the handsome little brothers in the flag-raising team, nor the handsome instructors who are flamboyant in military sports.

It's Peppa Pig.

"Shame to death." Xun Liang's cold girlfriend stood in front of him with a look of disgust, and tied the extra military training uniform borrowed from nowhere to the dog's waist, covering the innocent eyes of Peppa Pig.

"How did I know that these trousers are so useless." Xun Liang rubbed his head and laughed, enjoying the care of his girlfriend, and shamelessly kissed his girlfriend Xiang Xiang's neck.

"The Guard is Here"

Jiang Miao and Wang Zinc originally wanted to comfort the dog, but when they saw this scene, they immediately avoided the dog food scene.

"Want to go to dinner?" Wang Zinc asked.

"It's only four o'clock, so early?"

"After eating, I will go back to prepare for the debate."

"That's it, then I'll accompany you."

Following Wang Zinc to dinner, Jiang Miao glanced at Xun Liang from a distance, and saw that he and his girlfriend were holding hands for a photo, presumably taking a photo at the end of the military training.

Gee, I really want to beat this guy up.

When I came to the cafeteria and had dinner with Wang Zinc, Jiang Miao felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach.

"You go back first, I'll go to the toilet."

Wang Zinc paused and looked suspicious: "Are you going to go to Senior Sister again? It's just the two of us now, and you can speak directly in the future."

"..." Jiang Miao's head was full of black lines, feeling that His Royal Highness's brain circuit was hopeless, and gritted his teeth, "I'm going to a tuba! Do you insist on me saying such things in the cafeteria?"

"It's okay, I understand." Wang Zinc nodded, waved to Jiang Miao, and left.

You know shit!

Jiang Miao was so angry that she stepped into the toilet and closed the compartment door with more force.

Boom!

"Damn it!" The boy next door was startled, "Brother, are you reincarnated?"

"Uh...sorry sorry."

……

After some relaxation, Jiang Miao flushed the toilet and walked out of the compartment.

The brother next door has already taken a step ahead.

A comfortable Jiang Miao walked out of the toilet and went to the sink to wash her hands. As a result, she was about to whistle lightly when she saw a familiar figure coming out of the women's toilet next to her.

"Huh? Junior, what a coincidence." Su Huaizhu walked out of the toilet, stunned for a moment when she saw Jiang Miao, and then laughed.

hiss……

Jiang Miao took a half step back, looked at the door frame of the women's toilet, and wondered if this thing had any space teleportation function.

"What are you looking at?" Su Huaizhu looked suspicious and blocked the door of the women's toilet, "You can't look around, junior brother."

"No..." Jiang Miao turned off the faucet helplessly, took out a tissue to dry her hands, and sighed, "Sister, you don't have the superpower to shuttle to any women's toilet, do you? Why can I always touch the door of the school toilet? your turn?"

"Why don't you say that you have the superpower to shuttle between the men's toilets?" Su Huaizhu rolled his eyes at him, "And this superpower is too nasty."

"Actually, I have thought about a similar golden finger." When talking about superpowers, Jiang Miao immediately thought of the online article, "I have chatted in the author group before."

"For example, the golden finger of the protagonist of Infinite Stream is to randomly enter the women's toilet after entering the dungeon."

"Then you can get all the abilities of the characters who have been in this toilet."

Su Huai Congee: "...Can this be written?"

"Nowadays novels are all about gimmicks. In theory, it should be quite interesting for the protagonist to randomly enter the women's toilet, resulting in various conflicting plot settings."

"Then why no one wrote it?" Su Huaizhu laughed.

"Cough...it's easy to 404." Jiang Miao sneered, "But if it is changed to the men's toilet, the attractiveness will be greatly reduced, it is better not to write."

"..." Su Huai porridge helped her forehead helplessly, then looked at Jiang Miao with a thoughtful expression, "Brother."

"what happened?"

"Let's talk more about online texts in the future." Su Huaizhu smiled, "It seems that you are only really happy when you talk about online texts."

As soon as Senior Sister's words came out, Jiang Miao felt that her heart skipped a beat, she turned her head subconsciously, and turned to the corridor.

"What's wrong?" Su Huai Porridge asked curiously after washing her hands.

"...Nothing." Jiang Miao took two quick steps, avoiding the eyes of Senior Sister.

When Su Huai Porridge followed, Jiang Miao had returned to her previous lazy appearance.

"Where are you going now, apprentice?"

"Back to the bedroom."

"That's right on the way."

"Senior sister, if you show off your charm like this, I can't stand my body."

"I don't do this to others." Su Huai porridge patted Jiang Miao's shoulder with a smile, "You are special, peach sauce~"

Jiang Miao was still a little moved, but when she heard these three words, her face turned black, and she didn't want to be Sister Li anymore.

The two were still together, and after walking out of the cafeteria, they walked towards the west gate of the school.

When passing by the west playground, Su Huai porridge saw that there were only scattered freshmen in military training uniforms left, and suddenly recalled: "Yes, your military parade is over today?"

"Yes."

"Is that so." Su Huaizhu reached out and grabbed the cuff of Jiang Miao's military training uniform, and pointed to the lawn of the playground, "How about taking a photo? Maybe it's the last time I wear a military uniform in my life."

"It's too numb..."

"Let's go." Su Huai Porridge came behind Jiang Miao, pushed his shoulders and walked towards the playground, "It's a pity not to leave behind such a memorable event."

If someone else asked him to take a picture, Jiang Miao would definitely refuse it because of the trouble.

But now being urged by his senior, he was unable to spit out the remaining few words of rejection.

Halfway through, unconsciously, completely passive, Jiang Miao realized that she was already standing on the playground after she recovered.

Hmm... It's all forced by senior sister, it has nothing to do with his own wishes.

Since it's all here, I mean, take a few pictures to make do with it.

"Junior, you won't only use scissors, will you?"

After taking a few photos, Su Huai Porridge looked at him with a funny face.

"Isn't that what it takes to take pictures?"