Sister, Shut Up!

"It's all fine." Su Huai porridge nodded, and then became vigilant, "But you are not allowed to drink, I dragged you back when you were drunk last time."

"Don't drink, don't drink." Jiang Miao assured, patted his chest.

the other side.

Xun Liang asked Zhou Qin if he would eat barbecue.

Zhou Qin frowned, stretched out his hand to touch Xun Liang's stomach, and pressed it, very elastic.

"Always eat this kind of food, be careful of your health." Zhou Qin reminded with a cold face, then pulled the broken hair around his ears, turned his head and said softly, "It's okay to eat with friends once in a while."

"okay!"

[Ran Ran's Dog]: My sister said it's okay!

[There are no tears in the wind]: She said yes.

[Wash your hands frequently]: Agreed.

[Miao Miao Xi Yu Huai]: OK, then I met you at the barbecue restaurant on New Year's Day last time.

……

The sun at five o'clock in the afternoon has not yet dissipated, and the last residual heat is hanging in the west.

The slanting light of the setting sun elongated the shadows of several people, overlapped each other, and finally converged at the door of the barbecue shop.

It has been more than half a year since the last dinner with eight people.

After New Year's Day, summer vacation came again.

The four of Jiang Miao were rarely moved with emotion. With this calculation, a quarter of the four years of college had passed in the blink of an eye.

But there is nothing to regret about it. When you come to a barbecue restaurant, the most important thing is to eat.

Xun Liang ordered a lot of skewers and served another case of beer, calling for everyone to fill it up.

Song Huanhuan and Zhou Qin didn't drink, they only took fruit juice, but Ding Ning was curious about the taste of beer and asked Chen Haotang to pour her a glass.

Jiang Miao was stared at by Su Huai porridge, so she had to pass the glass of beer to the senior sister, and then obediently took the glass of juice from the senior sister.

"Hey!" Xun Liang's eyes were sharp, and he immediately noticed Jiang Miao's cheating, "What is Brother Jiang doing? Run away?"

"I'm afraid he'll be as drunk as last time." Su Huai Porridge held down the glass of beer in front of him, "I'll drink it for him today."

……

So two hours later.

Su Huai porridge was lying in Jiang Miao's arms, blowing the smell of alcohol in his ears, his whole face was smudged red, his eyes were blurred, he murmured strange words, and hiccupped from time to time.

Jiang Miao pinned her senior sister's little hand helplessly, not letting her continue clinking the wine glass.

Looking at the mess on the dining table, he touched his swollen stomach and suggested, "Then come here first today?"

Xun Liang was also a little drunk at the moment, and was helped up by Zhou Qin.

Wang Xin and Chen Haotang next to them were calm and composed, and they could drink fairly well.

On the contrary, Ding Ning, who had only drank a glass of wine, had a red face from the beginning to the end. Even though he changed the juice later, he was still a little dizzy at the moment, leaning against Chen Haotang's arms.

I don't know if I was really drunk or just pretending.

Jiang Miao, who was holding her senior, scanned the QR code to pay the bill, and carried Su Huai porridge, who was talking nonsense in a daze, on her back, "I'll send the bill to the group when I get back, let's go first!"

"Brother Jiang! I will miss you!" Xun Liang was crying and howling, but Zhou Qin grabbed him by the ears and carried him out of the barbecue shop, ready to take a taxi home.

Wang Zi nodded to Jiang Miao, and said before leaving: "I will be on the shelves on July [-]st, and I may have to ask you some things during the summer vacation."

"No problem, no problem." Jiang Miao agreed without hesitation.

"Goodbye, senior! Goodbye, Jiang Miao!" Ding Ning leaned against Chen Haotang's arms, and also walked out of the barbecue shop, saying goodbye to them politely.

"Aren't you drunk?" Chen Haotang asked abruptly.

"Oh." Ding Ning blushed and fell in the direction of Chen Haotang with a dazed look.

Chen Haotang couldn't dodge it, he could only catch her petite body.

Jiang Miao's face turned black when she saw Ding Ning, and she was stuffed with dog food on the spot. After saying goodbye, she turned her head and left, carrying her senior sister on her back and walking towards Jingjiang Mountain Mansion.

I don't know if it was blown by the wind, Su Huai porridge's drunkenness gradually weakened a little.

When I was drunk in the barbecue restaurant before, I was so confused that I didn't know what Martian language I was speaking, and I couldn't understand it.

Now approaching the gate of Jingjiang Mountain Mansion, Jiang Miao could hear a few normal words from a bunch of birdsong.

But the content is not normal.

What are "Ding Ning, don't come here", "Fly, fly, run, run away", "I won't draw anymore, I won't draw again", "Put harder, work harder" and so on.

And the body is not honest, when Jiang Miao was carrying her on her back, Su Huaipu's hands didn't wrap around Jiang Miao's neck, but kept hanging on both sides, and then touched Jiang Miao's chest, touching here and there.

When Jiang Miao walked into the elevator with her on his back, Su Huai Porridge even reached into Jiang Miao's collar to attack them.

"Sister! Don't make trouble!"

Jiang Miao supported her body with both hands, and had no hands at all to stop her.

But Su Huai Porridge didn't listen to the persuasion at all, he was obviously drunk, but his hand movements were very violent, he kept fumbling in Jiang Miao's clothes, and from time to time he laughed in Jiang Miao's ears.

Being humiliated by the senior sister like this, Jiang Miao only felt that her chest was itchy and comfortable at times, and she almost lost control of her body.

Fortunately, when the elevator reached the tenth floor, Jiang Miao took out the key to open the door, hurried into the room with her senior on her back, and threw her on the bed in the master bedroom.

Seeing a long disheveled hair scattered on the bed like a blooming flower, Jiang Miao panted and sat on the edge of the bed, brushed the broken hair around the senior sister's mouth behind her ears, and couldn't help pinching it again. Pinch her face.

"Hmm..." Su Huai porridge puffed his mouth, pushed his junior's finger away, opened his small mouth precisely with his eyes closed, and bit Jiang Miao's finger.

Fortunately, Jiang Miao reacted quickly, otherwise she would have been bitten by her senior.

I didn't expect my senior to look like a puppy when she was drunk.

Jiang Miao did not expect that Su Huai Porridge would get drunk.

After all, after two hours, I drank a total of three glasses of beer, not even a bottle.

And Su Huai porridge was normal when drinking the first two cups, and his face was not red.

It wasn't until after drinking the third cup that something went wrong all of a sudden, he wobbled like he was on top, and finally fell headfirst into Jiang Miao's arms.

"Jiang Miao~~~" Su Huai porridge lay on the bed with both feet still on the ground, suddenly kicked the air and called Jiang Miao's name.

"Here." Jiang Miao responded.

Su Huai porridge turned his head in a daze, glanced at him with half-opened eyes, and then tried to squint his eyes, as if trying to see him clearly: "Are you Jiang Miao?"

"it is me."

"No! You are Peach Jam!" Su Huai Congee yelled softly, "How could Peach Jam be a man!"

Jiang Miao: "..."

Hearing the senior sister's incoherent words, Jiang Miao was unable to support her forehead, so she simply squatted down and helped her take off her shoes first.

"Ah~ what are you doing?" Su Huai porridge felt her feet get cold, and immediately asked vigilantly, "Girls' feet can't be touched casually!"

"I'm your boyfriend, where haven't I touched it?" Jiang Miao took off her two shoes, hugged her legs to the bed, and helped her take off her socks.

"What boyfriend?" Su Huai porridge squinted his eyes in confusion, "I only have a girlfriend! Where did I get a boyfriend!"

Jiang Miao: "???"

"Where did you get your girlfriend?"

"Peach sauce~" Su Huai porridge smiled sweetly, foolishly, "My peach sauce is so cute~ Just praise her books and draw illustrations for her novels, and she will be happy." Thank you for being cute~”

Jiang Miao's head was full of black lines, and she wished to stuff the sock she just took off into the mouth of the senior sister, telling her to shut up quickly.

But as he was talking, Su Huai Porridge became delirious again, and began to mumble some Martian language, which turned into something Jiang Miao couldn't understand.

Covering the senior with a quilt, Jiang Miao walked out of the bedroom, made a cup of honey water for her, returned to the bedroom, picked up the senior and fed it to her.

But at this time, Su Huai Congee looked like a naughty kid who refused to take medicine, twisted his head and pursed his mouth and refused to drink honey water.

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Jiang Miao had no choice but to hug her like coaxing a child and said, "Let's just take a sip, okay? Drink a little, and you'll know if it's good or not."

"No~" Su Huai porridge refused softly, then suddenly turned her head, held Jiang Miao's face and kissed it, "mua~"

Jiang Miao: "...Didn't you say you have a girlfriend? Why do you still take the initiative to kiss me?"

"Aren't you my girlfriend?" Su Huai porridge shook his head with a grin, held his face in his hands and did not let go, even teasingly squeezed, "I want you to feed me mouth to mouth~"

In order to make the senior sister drink water obediently, Jiang Miao had no choice but to take a sip of honey water and put it together again.

……

After drinking a small glass of honey water for more than half an hour, Jiang Miao was sweating profusely and felt uncomfortably suffocated.

But Su Huai Porridge was hungrier than him. After drinking the honey water, he still refused to let him go. He grabbed his clothes and refused to let him go, yelling: "I want to drink more! You are not allowed to leave! I have not yet Finished drinking!"

"You've already finished drinking." Jiang Miao looked helplessly away from the thief's hand that was stretched into her clothes, "Sister, you haven't sobered up yet, go to bed today, and take a shower tomorrow."

"Don't~" Su Huai porridge acted coquettishly, and held the junior student back, "I still want to drink~"

As she said that, her little hand touched down three ways, and Jiang Miao was so frightened that she quickly pressed her on the bed to prevent her from continuing to mess around.

But Su Huai Porridge smiled with enjoyment on his face, "That's it~ Junior is usually too gentle~ I just like you treating me like this~"

Jiang Miao: "..."

If it weren't for the fact that both hands are pressing on the senior sister now, Jiang Miao really wants to take out her mobile phone and record what the senior sister said.

Su Huai Porridge was completely unaware of my junior's evil thoughts, and complained with a pout: "Student is usually too stupid, don't you know how to force your way in after I close the door? Every time I have to take the initiative to keep the door open." Come in, you're stupid, you're stupid!"

"How can there be such a stupid person?"

"They're all living together, but they really can't bear to live in the guest bedroom all the time?"

"I have to agree to come in, so I'm embarrassed!"

Su Huai porridge twisted under Jiang Miao's body, and said something that he would never dare to say on weekdays, which caught Jiang Miao in a daze.

It's a pity, I knew I should have recorded it earlier.

Jiang Miao made her senior sister feel at ease, and finally covered her with a quilt again, planning to take a bath and sleep.