Sister, Shut Up!

"What's the reason?" Su Huai Porridge tilted his head and asked curiously.

"Ahem." Jiang Miao was a little shy, "I don't have practical experience in that field, so I'm afraid I won't be able to write well. If you can help me, senior..."

"roll!"

Su Huai porridge blushed and hit him once, but felt it wasn't enough, picked up the pillow next to him and hit him again.

"Hey, don't don't!" Jiang Miao quickly fled to the side to avoid it, "Sister, you misunderstood!"

"What did I misunderstand?" Su Huai porridge asked with a dark face, "I thought you had some difficulties, but you still think about such bad things?"

"Where is it?" Jiang Miao exclaimed, "I just want to ask my sister, is there any knowledge in this area that I can pass on?"

"Sorry, I don't have actual combat experience either." Su Huai porridge said with a straight face.

"What about painting?" Jiang Miao came up again with a shy face, revealing her true purpose, "Sister, can you draw that kind of painting? It's... that kind, you know."

Su Huai Porridge: "..."

"will not!"

"But I've heard people say that painters usually secretly paint for themselves..." Jiang Miao asked cheekily, "Senior sister, I won't laugh at you, so share it?"

"No, no!" Su Huai porridge pushed him aside with a blushing face, "Who would draw that kind of thing! Don't think everyone is so nasty!"

"How can this be called dirty?" Jiang Miao retorted, "This is art, senior sister, we have to respect it, and then study it carefully, this is called collecting materials."

"Take you big-headed ghost!"

Su Huai porridge grabbed him and pressed him on the seat, "Type your characters carefully, don't think about messing around!"

"Then what if my Christmas story isn't realistic enough?"

"Hehe." Su Huai porridge snorted coldly, "Didn't you say that most of your readers have no experience in connecting kisses? Then let alone going to bed, it is probably a place in nine out of ten."

"Hmm..." Jiang Miao couldn't refute immediately after being said by the senior sister, "What you said makes sense..."

Damn, it's all readers who don't live up to expectations!

Jiang Miao sighed and had no choice but to continue typing.

On the other hand, Su Huai Porridge secretly opened his phone, opened the photo album, found those pictures of Guoguo, and deleted them.

Well, she admitted that when her hands were itchy before, she did draw a few pictures in private that could not be uploaded to the group chat.

But it's impossible to draw it for the students to see!

Moreover, all of her paintings are girls, but there are no pictures of men and women fighting.

Peach sauce just wants to fart!

I usually give him this and that kind of material, but in the end I still want to make an inch of it.

snort!

Boom boom boom!

Just as Su Huai porridge was complaining in his heart, there was a knock on the bedroom door.

I don't know why, after hearing this knock on the door, Su Huai porridge bounced up from the bed reflexively, then quickly leaned over, lay down on the ground, and burrowed under the bed. In two or three seconds, Just got under the bed.

It was only when Su Huai porridge realized that he was completely lying under the bed, his face felt hot and shy.

Jiang Miao was also taken aback, and she didn't know whether she was frightened by the knock on the door, or by the amazing movement of the senior sister.

When he reacted, Su Huai Porridge had already crawled under the bed, like a female spy.

"Miao Miao, where are you?" Tang Xiaojing's voice came from outside the door, "Open the door."

"Here we come!" Jiang Miao narrowed the coding software to the task bar, ran to the door and opened it, glanced outside, saw Tang Xiaojing holding a fruit plate, and was speechless, "Why are you giving it away again?"

"Isn't it okay to give you more fruit?" Tang Xiaojing gave him a blank look, walked into the room and looked around, but found no suspicious traces, and immediately raised her eyebrows.

It's well hidden.

Thinking of this, Tang Xiaojing glanced under the desk, but there was no one there.

So she put the fruit plate on the desk, walked to the window, opened the curtains and said, "I don't know how to open the curtains in broad daylight, and it takes a lot of electricity to turn on the lights. Those who don't know think you are doing something bad." .”

"Cough..." Jiang Miao felt a little guilty, glanced at the bottom of the bed, and after confirming that there were no flaws, she felt relieved.

The sunlight outside the window shone in, making the room much brighter.

Tang Xiaojing looked around the room again. Apart from the curtains, the only things that could hide people were the wardrobe and under the bed.

So she came to the bed and pretended to help Tang Zhuqing tidy the bed, picked up the messy clothes spread on the bed, folded them and opened the closet door.

"Fairy Wood"

Seeing that there was still no one inside, Tang Xiaojing put the clothes away, folded them neatly, and after closing the cabinet door, she knew it in her heart.

"Meow~"

At this time, the meowing of the little orange cat came from under the bed.

Tang Xiaojing laughed immediately when she heard the sound, and squatted down beside the bed as if she wanted to stroke the cat, "I forgot before, just look at the kitten now."

As soon as this action came out, both Su Huai Porridge and Jiang Miao were startled at the same time, and their hearts felt chilled.

Jiang Miao rushed to Tang Xiaojing's side in an instant, and quickly held down her movement of poking her head down.

"What are you doing?" Tang Xiaojing asked suspiciously.

"Don't, don't, mom, it's very dangerous for you to do this." Jiang Miao brainstormed for a moment, and quickly looked for countermeasures and excuses, "Don't look at this cat, it hurts to scratch people, it's too dangerous for you to do this."

Having said that, Jiang Miao took the cat teasing stick from the bedside and stuffed it into Tang Xiaojing's hand: "Use this, this thing can attract it."

At this time, Su Huai Porridge under the bed had already moved in the opposite direction, and pressed the little orange cat in the palm of his hand with his backhand.

Seeing Tang Xiaojing dangling the cat teasing stick beside the bed to seduce the little orange cat, Su Huai porridge pushed the little orange cat's butt and pushed it out from under the bed.

With sharp eyes and quick hands, Jiang Miao hugged the little orange cat that flew out into her arms, handed it to Tang Xiaojing, and asked her to sit by the bed and pet the cat slowly.

Seeing that Aunt Tang gave up her intention of looking at the bottom of the bed, Su Huai Porridge lay down on the bottom of the bed, breathing a long sigh of relief, feeling a little sweat on her forehead.

This kind of thing is really exciting...

Just now, she was the junior's grandmother, and now she is the junior's mother, one wave after another, exhausting people.

Su Huai porridge lay on the bottom of the bed, feeling very tired.

If I had known earlier, I would not have agreed to come here...

Might as well go to her house.

Next time I bring my grandma over to recite the Buddha's name, and then take my junior directly to my own home. Isn't this much safer than staying here?

Su Huai Porridge looked resentful, watching Aunt Tang's two feet by the bed, and she was stroking the cat with her boyfriend.

If she crawled out suddenly at this time, Aunt Tang would definitely be shocked, right?

Shaking his head, Su Huai porridge threw away this terrible thought, and sighed faintly.

After a few more minutes, Tang Xiaojing had had enough fun, and she was embarrassed to let the little girl hide under the bed, so she got up and left.Valley

Jiang Miao sent his mother out of the room with a full smile, closed the door, and breathed a sigh of relief again.

"Sister, it's safe now, come out."

Squatting to the side of the bed, Jiang Miao probed down, looked at the senior sister lying on the bottom of the bed and said.

"No need." Su Huai porridge lazily turned over on the bottom of the bed, lay down on his back, and said as if accepting his fate, "I feel that I am very at ease here."

"Cough... this time it was an accident." Jiang Miao was a little embarrassed, "I didn't expect my mother to come back."

"Accident after two times?" Su Huai porridge pouts angrily, "Auntie almost found out, if I'm really going to be seen under the bed, how can I see her in the future?"

"My mother will only be happy if she finds out." Jiang Miao got under the bed again, hugged the senior sister into her arms and comforted her, "With such a beautiful daughter-in-law, she must be overjoyed."

"You have a sharp mouth." Su Huai Congee snorted.

The two lay on the bottom of the bed and hugged each other. They didn't rush to get out, and even chatted foolishly.

In the end we chatted and chatted, and our mouths touched again.

The little orange cat squatted aside, watching the two making out under the bed blankly, a little puzzled.

Why do these two two-legged beasts like to lie under the bed so much?

Obviously, none of the other two-legged beasts it encountered had such a habit.

Even before it crawled under the bed, its master would scold it.

The little orange cat has a very simple mind and cannot understand the complicated world of Twolegs.

"Sister." After the kiss, Jiang Miao lay on her back and looked at the bottom of the bed, and said, "Will it be interesting if I write a story about the two of us in my next book?"

"How dare you?!" Su Huai porridge was anxious.

With so many embarrassing things, it's okay for people around to know, but Jiang Miao wants more people to know? !

Don't even think about it! ! !

"Can't it? It doesn't matter, right?" Jiang Miao explained, "I'll change it a bit, and I won't copy it completely."

"Isn't that still learning from the two of us?" Su Huai porridge thought for a while, and when he thought of pretending to be the porridge boss to deceive his junior to confess his love, and staying in the junior's dormitory, and today he was forced to crawl under the bed, if he was written Into the book and readers know, how does she still live?

"Don't worry." Jiang Miao comforted in advance, "I will mark in the title that the content of this book is purely fictitious and has nothing to do with my own experience, isn't it good?"

Su Huai porridge was almost laughed at by him, how dare he say that there is no such thing as 300 taels of silver here?

But before she could refute, there was a twisting sound from the bedroom doorknob.

Bang rub clang rub.

"Well, why is it still locked?"

Tang Zhuqing's voice came in.

Jiang Miao's Su Huai Porridge who was still under the bed was shocked when he heard the sound.

Just as Jiang Miao was about to crawl out while responding, he heard the sound of a bunch of keys shaking.

Then, there was the sound of the lock being unscrewed, and the door was pushed open.

Just as Jiang Miao stuck out her head, she retracted it in an instant.

"Eh? No one?" Tang Zhuqing was surprised when he saw that there was no one in the room, and immediately complained, "Let's just leave, why did you lock the door behind you, this brat, I don't know where he went."