Not even panties!That is, the so-called closest to nature, full | naked posture!
"Eh……"
Subaru's mind was completely stagnant like an image of the pause button being pressed. He couldn't understand what was going on right now, couldn't understand what happened, and he didn't even know why he was completely naked.
You must know that he fell asleep on the table before changing his clothes. It's impossible for him to take off his clothes while sleepwalking in his sleep, right?He never knew he had the problem of sleepwalking!
"Ara, I didn't expect you to like to sleep naked so much, Balus. It was only seen by me, Rem, and Emilia-sama last time. Is it the same this time?"
"No matter how much you like to sleep naked, you have to be careful. Even if it's Lord Ram and I, if you watch too much of this kind of thing, you'll have a needle's eye!"
"It won't grow needle eyes, it's not a dirty thing!"
Quickly wrapping himself in the quilt, Subaru cried out in exasperation.
Because it can be said that it is not the first time that he has been seen completely | naked, so Subaru has lost the humiliation of the first time that he was unable to respond effectively. Although he was still flustered this time, he at least I know I should cover it up.
"Speaking of which, I remember I was wearing clothes when I slept, so it must have been you, Ram, who did it!"
"Balus, you can't wrong someone like that without any evidence. I'm a girl anyway. Taking off your shoes and jacket is the limit. How can you even take off your underwear?"
Subaru noticed that Ram seemed to be a little angry, and even his expression became unpleasant, which made him wonder if it was really the pants he took off by himself after falling asleep.
But immediately, Subaru noticed that in Ram's cold expression, the corners of his mouth seemed to rise slightly, and after noticing this, Subaru first thought of Ram licking his ear during the day before, and then thought of it again. about Ram kissing him while he was sleeping.
Subaru has already made sure that what he looks like now is definitely what Ram did. It is definitely Ram who took him off after he fell asleep, and the reason why he came to wake him up so early today is also due to Just want to come here before he wakes up and get dressed and watch him laugh!
Famous detective Edogawa Doyle Subaru Holmes had already seen through Ram's trick, but even if he saw through, he couldn't do anything about it.
After all, if Ram refuses to admit it, no matter how much he testifies, it's useless, because how could there be a girl in this world who takes off another boy's underwear?
If someone else came here, he would definitely think so, and then things would turn out that he wronged Ram.
"Okay, don't put on such a bitter face, Balus, your good mood for the day will be ruined by you in the morning!"
Ram put away his unhappy expression, but smiled happily.
"I'll just admit that you're right. It's the clothes I took off for you, but it's also for your sleep quality. After all, don't you like sleeping naked?"
"I don't like sleeping naked..."
But only if you really can't sleep, will you choose to sleep naked...
"Hmm~ Boys who speak insincerely won't be liked by girls!"
Ram stepped forward and patted Subaru on the head, as if he was teasing a child, and Subaru had no way to resist Ram's movements because he had to hold on to the quilt to cover his body.
"Anyway, this is a punishment for you, Balus. As for why you should be punished, then you should think about what went wrong~"
As she spoke, Ram turned and walked out of the bedroom door, but when she just reached the door, she stopped again.
"Ah, right, because Rem hasn't woken up yet, I prepared breakfast today. Balus, you haven't eaten the food I prepared, so you can look forward to it today!"
After speaking, Ram ignored Subaru's reaction and walked straight towards the door. Of course, Subaru couldn't see Ram's satisfied expression as if he saw something he wanted to see.
"What's this...what is it?"
Subaru sighed helplessly, then got up and put on his clothes.
"Speaking of which, what do you mean by thinking about what I did wrong?"
Subaru thought about it carefully, he didn't seem to offend Ram, and he was also studying last night. Although he was hit by Ram's abnormal learning ability, he was also working hard, so he shouldn't offend her. The right place to be angry.
'Miss System, do you know what Ram just said? '
'I don't know, why don't you ask me about this kind of thing, it's better to imagine things by yourself? '
Miss System ruthlessly rejected Subaru's hope for help, so she wouldn't say that she was a little jealous.
End of this chapter
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Chapter 62 I want to slap Parker
After being pranked by Ram, Subaru, who had changed his clothes and came to the courtyard after a long absence, breathed the morning air again. Although he thought about it carefully, there should be no difference between the morning and the usual time, but everyone seemed to agree that the morning air To be better.
And because this was a different world away from the pollution of a large number of industries in modern cities, Subaru didn't know whether it was a psychological effect or real, and felt a refreshing sense of refreshment.
"What a good morning, even the helpless feeling of being pranked by Ram dissipated in the breeze~"
Facing the breeze, he stretched his body casually, and after shaking his head casually, Subaru found Emilia squatting on the grass not far away. There were dots of light floating around Milia.
These spots of light surrounded Emilia, floating, swaying, and flying around. Subaru felt a bit like a firefly if he had to say it, but it was different from a firefly.
"That, is it also an elves?"
Emilia is a half-elf, and she is a 'silver-haired half-elf' who is extremely unacceptable to others. It is even rumored that she has the same face as the 'jealous witch' who once destroyed half the world.
In addition to the identity of the dragon witch, Emilia also has the identity of an elf warlock. The object of the contract is the big elf Parker, who does not seem to be powerful at all, but is very cute.
But although these are all things that Subaru knows, but actually seeing Emilia acting like an elf warlock, aside from that time in the capital, it's only now, right?
"Those are micro-elves. Although they are easy to recognize, many people can't tell the difference between micro-elves and quasi-elves~"
"Is that so...I don't think I can tell the difference."
Just as Subaru was looking at Emilia, Parker, who didn't know where he was hiding, came to Subaru's side, and sat cross-legged on Subaru's head unceremoniously.
"Don't say that. Little Brother Subaru just hasn't been exposed to this knowledge. Maybe he can actually become a very powerful elf warlock!"
"Really?"
"do not know!"
"Then you were so serious about what you said before!"
Subaru pouted, then grabbed Parker who was sitting on his head and hugged him directly into his arms, and he himself sat cross-legged on the grass, not far from Emilia. place to look at her.
"So, if those are micro-elves, what is Emilia doing now?"
Subaru didn't know the classification of elves. So far, apart from the micro-elves that Parker just mentioned and the quasi-elves that he had never seen before, he knew that Emilia was a half-elves, while Parker and Beatrice were big elves.
Subaru is not very clear about what the difference is, but he is still very curious about what Emilia is doing now, because although the distance is a bit far, he can still notice that Emilia seems to be in contact with those little ones. The elves communicated.
And sometimes, as if to agree with the words of the smiling Emilia, the micro-elves also flashed a little light.
"The contract ceremony of the micro-elves, Xiao Liya... she is fulfilling the contract with the micro-elves..."
Parker's voice froze, and finally, as if he couldn't bear it anymore, he broke free from Subaru's palm and flew into the air.
"I told you!"
Unhappy hands crossed his chest, Parker patted Subaru's forehead with his tail.
"Don't touch me casually, don't you understand that it feels weird like this?"
If it was just a touch or two, it would be fine. Parker could also vaguely sense Subaru's fondness for furry things, so he didn't mind if he just touched it twice.
But since he was just held in his arms, Subaru's hands have been stroking it non-stop, and he didn't even stop when he asked about Emilia and the micro-elf, which made it difficult for Parker It's done, wouldn't it be difficult to even speak?
"Also, what happened to your method just now? It's too strange, Brother Subaru!"
"Hmph, this is my exclusive technique. All furry creatures like it. How about Parker, do you want to try it again?"
"No, I absolutely don't like it!"
With that said, Parker swayed and flew to Subaru's head and sat down again, and patted Subaru's head with his tail to signal him not to do it again.
"Let's go back to the previous topic, Brother Subaru, aren't you curious about Liya?"
"I'm a little curious. It's like the contract you said with the micro-elf. What exactly is to be done?"
Subaru's eyes looked upward, but because Parker was sitting on top of his head, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't see Parker. In desperation, he could only focus on Emily, who was not far away. Ya's body.
How should I put it, Emilia, surrounded by micro-elves, has an unreal beauty like a dream. At this time, Emilia seems to be more in line with the name of the elves than usual, not the race. elf, but a beautiful elf.
"Well... First of all, if the elves don't make a contract with the elves, they can't use the elves. Secondly, the content of the contracts will vary depending on the elves... Do you understand?"
"That is to say, because elves have different personalities and hobbies, different elves will have different contracts with elves?"
"That's what happened!"
Parker patted Subaru on the head again with his tail, but this time his actions were different from the last time. Subaru felt that this time, he should be complimenting him for being smart, right?
"Every elves require different things, but those micro elves complete their contracts through simple conditions such as contact with elves."
"Well... that means that the difficulty of contracting between elves of different levels is also different, because they are micro-elves that have not been formed, so just need to contact them?"
"That's right, Brother Subaru, you are really smart~ But this time the teaching is over here. Look, Liya's side is over!"
"Ah, Emilia noticed this."
Subaru noticed that Emilia, who had finished communicating with the micro-elf, looked at where he and Parker were, and then tilted her head strangely.
"Speaking of which, I feel like you, Parker, are like Emilia's elder. After all, you are called 'Little Liya' or something."
"Why, are you envious? If you call me my father-in-law, I can let you call it that too!"
"Hmph~ Parker, you really look like Emilia's old father~"
Subaru and Parker were teasing each other, and Emilia hurried to their side.
"Please don't tease me when I don't know..."
Emilia, who came to Subaru's side, put on an angry look and looked at Parker on Subaru's head with her hands pinched at her waist, but Parker didn't care about it at all, and instead shook her tail even more happily.
"Little Liya said so, which means that she can do this when Liya knows?"
"That's not what I meant, Parker!"
"Well, it's really like a stupid old father and daughter relationship."
"Subaru too, please don't do this..."
Emilia sighed and sat down beside Subaru with her legs together.
"Speaking of which, Subaru woke up early today."
"Ah, I was called by Ram, and then I was tricked again..."
Subaru scratched his head in annoyance. On the one hand, Ram's tricks to him really couldn't be told to others, and on the other hand, he really didn't know how to face Emilia.
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