Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

"Yes... free..." Zhongfen covered half of his blushing face with a police cap: "I'm super free..."

Parents, brothers and sisters, you have fun on the Sun Festival by yourself, I will not accompany you...

blah blah-

The sound of leather shoes hitting the ground gradually faded away.

'Sun festival? 'The middle-aged man hiding in the trash can frowned.

'What festival is this? '

Drop drop-

The garbage truck stopped at the entrance of the alley. An urban legend got down from the cab, pushed the garbage can to the side of the garbage truck, let the two mechanical arms hold the garbage can, and one went up to dump all the garbage in the garbage can into the garbage truck. up the body.

The middle-aged man tightly covered his mouth, so he didn't make a sound of panic, and was discovered by urban legend.

The urban legend returns the garbage can to its original location, then returns to the cab and drives the garbage truck away.

'Hmph, hum, ah, ah, ah!It smells so bad! ——'The middle-aged man hiding in the garbage dump had a broken face.

Snapped--

Suddenly, a heavy hand rested on the middle-aged man's shoulder.

"I—" The middle-aged man was so frightened that his hair stood on end, and he wanted to scream out loud, but his mouth was immediately covered.

"Don't make a loud noise—" the stinky cousin lowered his voice, and looked at the middle-aged man with a dejected expression: "It's over when you make a loud noise..."

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The second update this afternoon is here! ~

(Okay, Mango still wants to write a pseudonym...the next book is still a pseudonym? But the cute and loving protagonist is really happy to write...)

Chapter 1167 Chapter 1165: Criminals' Self-Defense ([-])

"The water in Anne County is deeper than I thought..." The eldest cousin sighed: "We mortals can't play with them..."

"The decision to come to Anne County to sell fried chicken was a stupid decision..."

"Big, big cousin? What's wrong with you?" The middle-aged man looked at his big cousin in disbelief.

Is this dejected man still the high-spirited cousin who said he was going to become the king of fried chicken?

"It's nothing..." The eldest cousin's eyes were blank: "I just saw something that I shouldn't have seen..."

The eldest cousin recalled with a painful expression not long ago that he secretly opened a small crack in the trash can and saw the picture...

That woman... No, she is not a human being, but a terrifying human form made of lumps of flesh, exuding an evil aura. Just looking at it, the word 'God' unconsciously appeared in the mind of the eldest cousin, and it was called "God". The pupils shrank sharply and trembled in horror...

But...it was such a terrifying god, but in front of those two ordinary policemen, he was so frightened as if he had seen a tiger's lamb, defeated without a fight, and consciously put on handcuffs...

"Big cousin, what are you talking about?" The middle-aged man looked confused and couldn't understand big cousin's expression at all.

"You don't need to know, you know everything you know, and it's useless to tell you what you don't understand..." The big cousin leaned against the inner wall of the truck.

"Oh... I don't know if I can go back to my hometown..."

"Should be able to go back..." The middle-aged man scratched his head: "There is no unparalleled road..."

"If only I were a fool like you who doesn't understand anything..." The eldest cousin sighed again: "It's true...the more you know, the more desperate you will be..."

He has been working in Annie Town for two weeks, and he thinks that Anne County’s superficial power has been understood by him, but today he discovered that those policemen who usually only know how to eat donuts and wander around the streets have a level beyond gods the power of……

"Big cousin, how can you scold people?" The middle-aged man's face was stiff.

crunch! ——

The garbage truck stopped abruptly.

woohoo-

The ear-piercing siren sounded in all directions, making the big cousin and the middle-aged man tremble, and their faces turned pale instantly.

"Listen up, people in the car! You are surrounded by our Anne Township Police Headquarters! Get out of the car now, before we have to use the necessary law enforcement violence!—"

"Wait! I'm a good urban legend, here's my resident card, you can check it out, my honesty points are always full!——" The urban legend driving a garbage truck—— The man with the fish tank full of beer got out of the car quickly, and took out his residence card for the police to check.

"Ah, sorry, sorry," the policeman with a horn bowed slightly to the head of the fish tank: "This matter has nothing to do with Mr., our target is only two suspicious elements hidden in the car trunk."

"The...suspicious person hiding in the back of the car?" The head of the fish tank was stunned, and a beer-smelling question mark appeared on his head. Would anyone hide in that kind of place?

Is it true that there are Annie coins in the garbage?

"Wait a minute..." A policeman came over and patted the fish tank head on the shoulder, and pointed to the beer in his fish tank: "I just asked my colleagues from the special resident registration office, Mr. Fish tank head, you will drink too much." Are you drunk?"

"..." The head of the fish tank froze.

"No, nothing..." The head of the fish tank looked left and right, and the fish tank was covered with drops of cold sweat: "Officers, you can see if you look at it. I don't have a mouth in the fish tank. How can I drink? How can I get drunk..."

"Blow it." The policeman held a breathalyzer in front of the head of the fish tank.

"..." The head of the fish tank scratched his own fish tank, as if very confused.

"..." The other policemen also looked at the policeman holding the breathalyzer, speechless.

Did you see his long mouth?

"Blood." Another policeman took out a medical kit from the police car and found a blood-drawing needle.

"Yes, you can also draw blood." The policeman holding the breathalyzer also put down the things in his hands, and nodded with his arms crossed.

"Hey, wait, I really didn't drink and drive!—" The fish tank head panicked. Apart from having a fish tank head, his body is just like a normal person, so blood can be drawn to measure the alcohol concentration in his blood.

"Let the instrument tell us the result." The police pressed the head of the fish tank on the front of the car, and drew a tube of blood from him under the bright headlights.

The head of the fish tank pressed the cotton swab on the needle hole with tears in his eyes, watching the policeman with the needle insert the needle into a small box-like instrument.

"Hoho, there are [-] milliliters of alcohol in every [-] milliliters of blood. You guys still say you didn't drink and drive? This is outrageous. You have more alcohol in your body than blood!" The policeman said on his face. It's all about seeing God's face.

"I just drank a little..." The head of the fish tank said weakly: "Really just a little..."

"Besides, I drink very well. It's far from being drunk now. Beauty, just let me go. I won't dare to do it again..."

The policeman called 'Beauty' stroked his beard amidst the stifled laughter of other policemen, and looked at the head of the fish tank strangely.

click -

The head of the fish tank was handcuffed.

"Good opportunity!——" A dirty figure jumped out of the garbage truck's body, fell to the ground and hurriedly got up, and rushed to the distance at an extremely fast speed.

"Go and chase." The leading police officer waved his hand to the side, and three police cars chased after him, but there were still 24 police cars left at the scene.

"Give up, the trick of turning the tiger away from the mountain won't work for us," the police officer crossed his arms and looked at the garbage truck's body: "If you want, we can call the police red eyes, and even call for support from the Pandora Knights stationed in Anne Town ..."

"Give up all struggles and catch them without a fight. You don't have the slightest chance to escape."

"I..." The big cousin climbed onto the truck, and raised his hands like a Chinese with hair: "I surrender, I will recruit everything—"

"I am innocent. All the crimes are the stupid things committed by those three country bumpkins behind my back. I am completely unaware. I am deeply sorry for the victims who have passed away, but I am really innocent... "

'Deceased', 'Victims'? ! ——

The policemen drew their swords out of their sheaths in an instant, and their faces became serious.

"Okay, I didn't expect it to be a big case," the police officer said with a serious face, "Tell——what heinous thing did you do——"

hum-

A police motorcycle stopped outside the encirclement. Laifu and Zhongfen took off their helmets and walked over quickly.

"Tell me the current situation." Laifu walked into the crowd with a middle part while wearing white gloves, amidst the rustling of all the policemen raising their hands in salute.

"Report to the chief—" A policeman stepped forward to salute Laifu, and then explained the situation.

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Today's last update is here! ~

(Mango's red dancer has sprouted a lot of new shoots, and the branches and leaves are ready to flourish~)

Chapter 1168 Chapter 1166: Properly Stored Creamy Jerky ([-])

"Haha...haha..." The little bat's face was flushed, panting, and the muscles of the whole body tensed up, as if the whole body was exerting force.

"Eh? Fan Helsing, can you do it?" Mary's voice sounded from under the little bat: "Otherwise..."

"We just climbed on our own."

"It's more than ten meters away..." The little bat gritted his teeth: "I feel like I can still hold on..."

The little bat is still dragging five girls to climb the cliff.

"And I found that my stamina has increased a little..." The little bat turned slightly to look at the data panel floating beside his little head.

"Increasing attribute points without leveling up is a rare thing..."

"It's only a little stamina, what's the use..." Lucifer pouted while browsing the forum with the data panel.

At everyone's current level, at least ten attribute points must be added at one time to make a qualitative change.

"A small amount makes a lot..." The little bat smiled with difficulty.

"Hey wait—" Mary suddenly remembered an important thing: "Van Helsing, we haven't touched the fruit tree guarded by the big snake. Those fruits may be able to be upgraded after eating—"

"Well...but we're already here..." The little bat stopped to rest for a while, looking up, down, left, and right.

The cave is now at the lower left of the little bat, and it needs to be more than 20 meters down to be level with it.

"Go up first," Lucifer said in a calm voice, "After you have rested, use the rope to align with the position and descend."

Lucifer felt sorry for the little bat, and didn't want him to be so tired.

The difficulty of climbing up with five salted fish is not the same as climbing down with five salted fish.