Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

"Sorry Michael! I didn't mean to—"

"It's okay..." Mikael hugged Lucifer tightly: "Lucifer's non-existent grandma... Entrust her love to me and give it to Lucifer together ..."

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The second update this morning is here! ~

(Well... this book has 40 words to finish, which means about [-] days. Mango will release a new book when it is finished...)

(Hmm... Mango has three new books that are ready for chapters 8 and 9. I feel that I will choose this one that I am currently writing to Chapter 10. Although the first two books are not bad, but... I always feel that I have nothing to write The meaning of going down...)

Chapter 1000 Chapter 998: Alice, the crumb that scares the salted fish ([-])

"Hmm... I remember where I kept a spare table?—" Van Helsing looked around the room for his imaginary spare table.

"No, right? I didn't see it when I was cleaning things just now." Lucifer shrugged, holding a plate of steamed anglerfish head in soy sauce in his hand and placed it on the small foldable dining table in the room.

This small dining table was less than fifty centimeters in diameter, and it was already full of dishes, so Lucifer could only put the dishes in his hands among the other dishes and stack them on top of them.

"There are still stools, where are the stools? There are not enough stools now..." Van Helsing looked behind the sofa, but he couldn't find any stools either.

"If you can't find it, don't look for it. Let Mary stand and eat." Lucifer walked to Fan Helsing, pulled him to the table, and pushed him to sit on the red plastic stool.

"Sit down, don't walk around, the soles of your shoes are full of sawdust, we just mopped the floor..." Lucifer rubbed Fan Helsing's little head, telling him to sit down obediently.

"Sorry..." Alice, who was standing by the dining table and holding a pile of bowls and chopsticks, lowered her head. If her mother hadn't repaired her neck just now, the bedroom wouldn't have been covered with sawdust...

"What are you apologizing for?" Lucifer smiled helplessly: "It's obviously Van Helsing's fault for not wanting to wash shoes."

"Ahem, that's right, it's my fault that I didn't bother Jin Liner to spray water, Alice doesn't need to apologize..." Fan Helsing waved his little hand, telling Alice not to take such trivial matters to heart.

"Okay, I'll take out the rice first, Van Helsing is going to scoop up the rice." Lucifer patted Van Helsing's little head: "Don't think that you can eat without doing anything."

"Well... I know..." Fan Helsing folded his hands on his chest, looked up at Lucifer with his small face, who do you look down on, little angel? ~

Don't think that you don't know why you suddenly changed your gender today, and you help out with some housework, you are no longer the useless angel you used to be, and I, 'Qin Van Helsing Fen', can still despise you as a useless angel from a high place.

Watching Lucifer trotting back to the kitchen in a small apron, Fan Helsing stood up, took a few bowls from Alice's hands, added a bamboo and wooden spoon, and stood ready like a soldier preparing to go to the battlefield.

"Hmm... By the way... Can Alice eat now?" Van Helsing suddenly remembered something very important.

"Yes...but..." Alice was a little embarrassed: "It's better not to eat..."

"Huh? Why?" Van Helsing looked at Alice curiously.

"Because...my meal...probably not the way my mother imagined..." Alice turned her face away.

"Mom saw it...it might be a little unacceptable..."

"It's okay..." Van Helsing looked at Alice tenderly: "After traveling, I have seen many things, and nothing can scare me anymore, and..."

"Isn't Alice my child? How could I not accept my child..."

"Really, really?" Alice stared blankly at Fan Helsing.

"Of course...Come, show mom how Alice eats..." Van Helsing freed up a small hand and stroked Alice's small head.

"..." Alice was silent for a while, and then—

click-

There were jagged cracks from Alice's mouth to the back of the ears on both sides. In Van Helsing's eyes that lost their highlight in an instant, Alice opened her big scarlet mouth. Rows of fine, shark-like fangs were arranged on the Her upper and lower jaws...

"Ah!——" Lucifer, who came out with the rice cooker in his hands, was startled, and almost threw everyone's lunch to the ground.

"What's the matter? What's the matter?" Mary ran out of the kitchen, stood in front of Lucifer, grabbed the rolling pin and scanned the situation in the room, trying to find the culprit who frightened the little angel, and give it another blow. Break it into small pancakes.

However, Alice had already closed her mouth, looking at Van Helsing and Lucifer silently and apologetically.

"No, it's okay..." Fan Helsing squeezed the center of his brows, and said slowly, "It's okay, even if Alice has that kind of mouth, she's still my good boy, it's okay..."

Van Helsing put the things in his hands on the stool, and put the things in Alice's hands with them, and then stepped forward and hugged Alice.

"Alice, don't think too much, I just didn't realize it for a while... I, I wasn't scared..."

"That's what it is... It's obviously a puppet made by myself. How come I didn't know that you still have this kind of function? Anyone would not be able to react?"

"What's wrong?" Mary scratched Caimao's head, her little face was full of confusion.

"Because of my mouth..." Alice patted Van Helsing's back and looked at Mary.

"What's wrong with your mouth? It's very cute. Van Helsing is always good at making dolls..." Mary stepped forward and touched Alice's small cherry mouth. Although it was made of hard wood, Van Helsing also sculpted it With vivid sensuality, it is simply a work of art...

"It's pretty cute now..." Lucifer put the rice cooker on a stool, took the bowl and started scooping the rice.

That fellow Van Helsing... just let him give Alice another hug.

"But there are times when it's not cute."

"Huh? Is that so? Can Alice let me take a look?" Mary stroked Alice's hair: "I'm a little curious about what kind of mouth can scare Lucifer and Van Helsing, these two little The guy usually won't be scared when he plays horror games, he is simply inhuman..."

"I, I wasn't frightened just now!" The little bat waved his hand in protest: "It's just that I didn't react for a while——"

"Yeah, I know I know, I didn't react." Mary smiled perfunctorily.

"Does Miss Mary really want to see it?" Alice tilted her head when she saw the colorful haired salted fish's ignorance and fearlessness.

"Of course—" Mary just nodded with a smile—

hiss! ——Alice opened her big mouth in an instant, and closed it again in an instant.

"..." The smile on Mary's face gradually disappeared.

"Are you...another mischievous ghost? Thinking of scaring me when I'm not ready? Hmph, if you think so, then you've miscalculated... I, Marshal Mary, is fearless -"

"Sister Mary, why are your legs shaking?" Bai Ji came out from the kitchen holding a casserole and saw Mary's trembling calves under her apron.

"I... I'm doing fitness exercises..." Mary wiped the cold sweat from her head: "Yes, that's right, it's fitness..."

"Standing in the kitchen for so long, if you don't exercise your calf muscles, your calf will be as thick as an elephant's leg—"

"Eh? Is that so?" Bai Ji's calf also trembled.

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Chapter 1001 Chapter 999: Educating the Witty Mary of the Bat ([-])

"Hmm..." Everyone scratched their heads when they looked at the dishes stacked on the table and even placed on the stools because the table could no longer fit.

"Did we cook too much—this dish?" Mary tugged at her colorful hair: "Why don't we save some for dinner?"

"But Senior Van Helsing and Michael have already bought the food for the evening..." Li Ge said while taking off his apron, "The refrigerator is out of electricity now, the meat and fish can't be stored tomorrow... "

"..." Annie covered her forehead, her small face was full of depression: "Did you overestimate the size of the restaurant because the kitchen is spacious and grand...——Mistakes and mistakes..."

"I don't have a restaurant here at all..." Fan Hai worked hard with a small face, letting everyone see how poor he was... It's still quite embarrassing for the bat...

"Senior Fan Haixing can travel through the space at will now? In that case... the dining table in my house is quite big—" Hai Kui said weakly.

"Mom..." Alice tugged at the corner of Van Helsing's clothes: "There should be tables and chairs left by the previous neighbors in the next room, we can move them here and use..."

"Don't move to other places..." Alice glanced at the sea anemone, but said nothing else.

"..." The sea anemone was also sleepy.

She saw... something disturbing in Alice's eyes.

"Well, it's better not to bother Hai Kui's house... Jinlin'er, Mary, follow me to the next door to find some tables and chairs." Van Helsing clapped his little hands and walked out of the room first.

"Oh." Jinlin'er and Mary found some dry rags and followed Van Helsing.

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Van Helsing went to the locked security door of the neighbor.

"Hmm... I didn't expect... I, the majestic Fan Helsing, would one day do this kind of door picking..."

"Hurry up, the food will be cold later." Mary put her arms around Van Helsing's shoulders, and patted his little face.

"It won't be cold," Jin Lin'er shook her little head: "With Bai Ji here, she is now a somewhat powerful little fire dragon, but... it's not good to keep the sisters waiting too long..."

"En." Van Helsing nodded his head, and pulled out the Laplace demon knife from the collarbone exposed by the neckline.

"Wait!" Laplace emerged from the demon knife, looking at Fan Helsing with fear on his face: "Master Van Helsing, what do you want to do?!"

"no, do not want!--"

"It's just a lock~" Fan Helsing shrugged, and raised the Laplace demon knife, as if to break the lock.

Snapped--

Laplace held up his hands and supported Van Helsing's wrist: "Don't wow! Mr. Van Helsing! ——Please let me display my value in a more meaningful place!——"

"No, don't use me to pick the lock!—"

"But usually I don't often go to the battlefield..." Fan Helsing tilted his head: "The Laplace Demon Sword was not made for cutting people in the first place..."

"She is the status symbol of Maharaja Fan Helsing, seeing the demon sword is like seeing the maharaja..."

"Eh?" Laplace was a little dazed.

"Did you use the 'Status Symbol of Lord Van Helsing' to pick the lock?" Mary tapped Lord Van Helsing on the head: "Did you see that Laplace is crying—"

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu of-" Laplace pointed at by Mary, shed tears.

"Hey wait, why are you crying out the soul crumbs?" Van Helsing nervously picked up Laplace's tears, held them to Laplace's mouth, and asked her to drink them back: "These soul crumbs It is very precious to us, unlike those slime soul crumbs that are consumables..."

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu of-" Laplace sipping his own tears.

"Okay, okay, I don't need you to pick the lock—" Maharaja Van Helsing sighed helplessly, and inserted the Laplace demon knife back into his body, Laplace also smiled happily again, drifting away. Came behind Van Helsing and hugged him around the neck.

"Hmm... Let me think about it... Is there anything else that can pick the lock..." Fan Helsing looked around and saw the sharp and hard dragon horns on Jin Lin'er's head.

"Ahem... Jin Lin'er..." Fan Haixin poked Jin Lin'er's shoulder: "Can you bend down first? Just lean on the door and stick your butt up..."