Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

Chapter 976 Chapter 974: The Suffering Mary Who Can't Count ([-])

"Huh? What are you guys doing again?" Fan Helsing walked out of the room while shaking the water stains on his little hands, and saw Lucifer and Mary entangled and rolling on the ground at a glance.

"We're fighting—" Mary shouted, then continued to pinch Lucifer's little cheek.

"That's not true! It's obvious that I'm the one who unilaterally beat you up, this unrestrained colorful haired fish!—" Lucifer thumped Mary's steel plate, making the sound of knocking on a metal door.

"Lucifer, have you finished your homework?" Fan Helsing sat beside Li Ge, eating grilled sausage with her who blushed inexplicably.

"It's done—" Lucifer muttered in reply.

"Isn't it finished?" Van Helsing had an expression of 'I've seen the truth'.

"Ah, you are so annoying angel——" Lucifer even let go of Mary, and directly threw Fan Helsing down: "I, I just can't do a few questions, and I will take them when Michael is free." Go ask her... now there are only a few questions left, I will put them aside first, come out to relax and relax, is there a problem?—”

"Well... no problem..." Fan Helsing tilted his head, looked at the little angel riding on him, and somehow felt a familiar sense of sight...

"Does Lucifer want grilled sausage?" Fan Helsing raised the grilled sausage in his hand, brought it to Lucifer's little mouth, and touched her cherry-colored lower lip.

"Yes." Lucifer bit off the sausage in one bite, with a puffy face.

Chew Chew Chew——

"Hey, Van Helsing did a good job." Mary got up from the ground, crawled to Li Ge's side, reached out to eat a sausage, "Sacrifice yourself, and save me from the evil Lucifer... The hero who made me cry for two days."

"Hmph, I'll clean you up after I've finished eating." Lucifer chewed something while glanced at the colorful haired salted fish lying on the ground.

"I feel like Mary is a good skateboard... If the front chest is on the ground, there will be no friction at all."

"Hey!" Mary almost spit out the sausage in her mouth: "Didn't we say that fun is for fun and trouble is for trouble, but we are not allowed to make jokes about people's physical characteristics?"

"I'm not attacking personally," Lucifer shrugged, his small face was full of joy: "'Excellent' skateboard—this is a compliment~"

"Oh↗↘↗——" Mary looked invincible: "You 'objectify' me, you are objectifying women, you are done, I want to find people on earth to fight with you, they like boxing the most, oh yes, Li Ge, Here's a bit of that—"

"Which one?" Li Ge was stunned.

"That's the one, the one your Earthlings are best at~" Mary waved her little hand.

"Hmm... Although Senior Mary is suspected of 'planetary discrimination', whoever told me that I don't like those guys—" Li Ge looked stunned.

"Ahem—" Li Ge cleared his throat.

"——Hearing Lucifer's words, I trembled all over, my body was sweating in the hot weather, my hands and feet were cold, the hell was empty and the angels were in the world, can this Anne County get better, how are we human women going to live? Satisfied? Tears flowed down without disappointment."

"Tears came out unconvincingly—" Mary turned her face to face the outside of the corridor, opened the operating system of the Demon God Body, and clicked on a spell item called 'True Hero Kills with Eyes', allowing two jets of high-pressure water to flow from her eyes. The lit magic circle rushed out, turned into two long arcs and landed on the opposite side of the pond, washing a few koi ashore.

(Koi:?)

"Hey wait, why can't I see?" Mary was nervous.

"Idiot." Lucifer couldn't help laughing.

"You can see ghosts now~"

A few little maids came out of Van Helsing's shadow, as if they were saying 'Ghost?Are you calling us? '

wow-

When Mary heard Lucifer's voice, she turned her head subconsciously.

Seeing the water column sweeping over and splashing the vermilion pillars on the long corridor, a frightened expression appeared on Lucifer's face, and he quickly got down and pressed the little bat tightly to the floor .

"Senior Mary!—" Li Ge also immediately put down the sausage in his hand, stretched out his two little hands in a hurry, and turned Mary's colorful haired head towards the pond.

Inexplicably, everyone seemed to have heard a click.

"Senior Mary, close this project quickly!—" Li Ge patted Mary's colorful head.

"Wait a minute—" Mary fumbled in the air with her little hand, and finally touched the projection panel of the Demon God Body's operating system.

slam-la-

The water jets in Mary's eyes became smaller rapidly, and after a few seconds, they finally could only shoot out a few small sprays, um...Mary will definitely wipe the floor later.

"M--Li--" Lucifer seemed to be billowing with black air, stood up from the little bat, and staggered towards Mary like a zombie.

"Hey...wait...my neck seems to...can't turn..." Mary's small face was facing her right shoulder, her face was full of fear.

"Woo... I... I won't be like this forever, right? I don't want... woo woo..."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!—" Li Ge's little face was flustered, did he strike too hard just now?

"I'm going to help Senior Mary turn back—"

Snapped--

Lucifer hastily pressed Li Ge's little hand.

"Call the doctor, don't mess around by yourself." Lucifer sighed helplessly.

"That's right, call the doctor," Fan Helsing sat up quickly, turned on his wrist phone, and contacted Dr. Xiaomi, "Although Li Ge is a martial arts immortal, and he has helped Fralfoss to straighten his bones before, will this relationship affect Mary? It is better to let professionals handle the matter of directly changing a prosthetic body."

"Yeah," Mary touched Li Ge: "Don't worry too much, I don't blame Li Ge... Well, as long as Li Ge doesn't screw my head off, I won't blame Li Ge..."

"Senior Mary..." Li Ge covered his chest, feeling restless.

"Ahem..." Mary bent down and looked at the plate on the floor: "I counted, there are thirteen sausages in total, Li Ge and Fan Helsing just ate two, minus the two you ate ..."

"I still have eleven..."

"Hmm? Mary, how do you calculate this?" Little Bat's face was full of dissatisfaction, and Li Ge laughed helplessly.

"Hello? Master Van Helsing, what's the matter?" Dr. Xiaomi's voice sounded on the wrist phone.

"Ah, it's like this. Mary's neck seems to be twisted a little, and now it can't be twisted back to its original position..." Little Bat hurriedly talked to Dr. Mi.

"Eh? This should be a bone problem. Master Fan Helsing is looking for an orthopedic doctor, and I don't know how to set bones..." Dr. Mi, who was sitting at the desk and eating a box lunch, was stunned.

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The second update this afternoon is here! ~

(Mango found out that the newly bought yoghurt had diarrhea after drinking it...uh...it's uncomfortable...)

Chapter 977 Chapter 975: The family of villains who scare the cat ([-])

"Everybody said... I can't... bone setting..."

Dr. Xiaomi was cooking rice quickly while looking at Master Van Helsing and others standing in the operating room.

"Well... Actually, Mary is afraid of pain and wants to borrow the artificial underworld." Maharaja Fan Helsing felt ashamed of the colorful haired salted fish at home, and did not dare to raise his little head.

Lucifer also grabbed a few grilled sausages, lowered his head, and gnawed them in small bites, not wanting to say that he knew the colorful haired salted fish at all.

"Ahem, that's right, for bone setting or something, just let Li Ge do it." Mary, who was still tilting her colorful hair head, patted Li Ge beside her: "Doctor Xiao Mi just needs to open the artificial underworld for me. Pull out my soul again..."

"Hmm..." Doctor Xiaomi nodded, and gradually became confused again: "Speaking of which——"

"Miss Mary is already a demon god, how could she still twist her neck? Was she hit in the face by a neutron star?"

"This, isn't this at home..." Mary nodded, a little embarrassed: "Of course I won't open all the items at home, otherwise, a random punch can break a mountain, how can I get along with you?" Let's play...ah no, get along..."

"And if you damage Castle Anne, Van Helsing will definitely kill me..."

"Annie will kill you first," Van Helsing rolled the eyes of the dead fish, "then I will catch you from the past and kill you who is not dead."

"Count me in, I want to kill salted fish too." Lucifer touched Fan Helsing's shoulder with his own.

"Well, let's kill Mary three times." Van Helsing grabbed Mary's little hand and raised his face to look at her: "Three times, three times—"

"Count me into one—" Li Ge just raised his hand when Mary pressed it down.

"Only you can't kill me. Now look, you have killed me—you still want to kill me? Is there any reason?"

"Uh... you can kill whatever you want," Dr. Xiaomi licked the rice grains from the corner of his mouth into his mouth, "Anyway, Mr. Fan Helsing's family is rich, so he can afford as many prosthetic bodies as you want, just... you are worthy of being a nobleman, you are really a bit perverted, He actually killed the girl for fun..."

"Thanks to my brother, his daughter said that when she grows up, she wants to be Lord Van Helsing's family doctor. Now... Tsk tsk, I still persuade my brother to let her study the law. Anne County should be more popular in the lawyer profession in the future..."

"..." Fan Helsing, Lucifer, Mary, and Li Ge all stared blankly at Dr. Mi.

"Well...that..." Mary said weakly: "Doctor Xiao Mi, don't get me wrong, we're just talking, we won't really do anything to our family..."

"Really? I believe it." Dr. Xiaomi rolled his dead fish eyes, sat on the machine, and silently cooked rice.

"You don't believe me at all, I can tell—" Mary was a little anxious, and quickly patted Fan Helsing beside her: "Hurry up and explain to Dr. Mi, otherwise there will definitely be some strange urban legends in the town. According to the rumors on the Internet, do we still need our family’s reputation?”

"..." Fan Helsing, Lucifer, and Li Ge looked at each other and fell silent.

"Huh? You...why are you silent?" Mary's face was horrified, like a braised fish about to be cooked.

"My mouth is very strict. Master Fan Helsing, please feel free to play whatever you want." Doctor Xiaomi raised his hand with a calm face.

"I'm a doctor, I'm well-informed, and I can accept very strong tastes."

Hmm... Dr. Mi felt that no matter what he saw next, he would be able to eat, and now the chopsticks never stopped.

"Ahem..." Fan Helsing, Lucifer, and Li Ge exchanged glances, and formed an ulterior alliance of 'scare the salted fish'.

"Ah, what do I want to play now?" Fan Helsing crossed his arms and thought hard.

"Why don't you play 'swing'?" Lucifer said a word casually, but it seemed that he was making an extremely evil suggestion.

"..." Doctor Xiaomi didn't know what he thought of, and his whole body trembled.

"No, 'swinging' is too boring." Li Ge rubbed his chin: "The 'seesaw' is more interesting."

"..." Mary's face turned bitter, and she felt that she was now a fish on the chopping board, to be slaughtered by bats, angels, and immortals.

Dr. Mi's little hand holding the chopsticks was already shaking.

'seesaw'? — so evil!

"'Seesaw' isn't fun either." Maharaja Van Helsing smelled evil all over his body, as if he had turned into a gloomy vampire: "I think...'Bumper Car' is good."

"'Bumper cars'..." Lucifer put one hand in his pocket, and grabbed the little dinosaur hood under his coat to his little head: "There are too few people, only Mary is the car...it can't be played, it's not fun... ..."

"Woo..." Dr. Mi and Mary made a voice like a dying animal.