Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

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Chapter 931 Chapter 929: The Escape Route of the Smelly Beast ([-])

"I like it very much..." Lihua closed the oil-paper umbrella again, and then stepped forward to hug the little bat.

"Senior Van Helsing, thank you..."

Red and white are my favorite colors, and the maple leaf is also my favorite image...

I haven't told everyone before, how did the seniors of Van Helsing know?

"Ahem, as long as Lihua likes it..." Little Bat suddenly felt embarrassed.

Did Li Hua forget to put on her underwear when she went out?

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In the capital, on the avenue out of the city.

Six dark youths and teenagers carried a pine coffin and gradually walked towards the city gate under the strange eyes of passers-by on the side of the road.

"Is this...really useful?" Liu Bangbang, whose face was covered in black pot ash, whispered to the other brothers, "I think this makes us more conspicuous than a disguise."

"What do you know?" Liu Ziye's voice sounded from next door to Liu Bangbang, their heads were only separated by a coffin.

"Thieves are generally very low-key and dare not announce their identities, so we have to raise our profile so that no one will think that we are thieves..."

"But the question is... can't we go out of the city in an ordinary way? Why should we..." Liu Bangbang pointed to his face. It's fine if you are burned as a nigger, why do you want me to be painted as a nigger?

Liu Ziye didn't see Liu Bangbang, and thought he was asking why the master was put in the coffin.

"Master is incapable of seeing people in his current state. If you rent a carriage, you will inevitably be asked to open it for interrogation. Then the master will be exposed..."

"But if it's a coffin, the situation is different. It's not a special situation. No one will offend the dead..."

however……

Half an hour later, at the guard post at the city gate.

"Open this coffin. Thieves have been rampant in the city recently. The situation is special. We can't let any suspicious person out of the city."

"Brother, big brother! The dead are the big ones, the dead are the big ones!" The Liu brothers quickly embraced the officers and soldiers who came forward with crowbars.

"The dead? Who doesn't seem like it?" The guard in front of the Liu brothers snorted coldly.

The officers and soldiers at the sentry all turned their faces away, allowing the Liu brothers and the melon-eaters to see pale zombie faces.

"Hey!——Stimulation——" the people who eat melons let out a burst of exclamation.

No matter how many times you watch it, as long as you see these zombies, these ordinary people will feel exciting from the bottom of their hearts.

I'm afraid I won't be afraid. After all, these zombies are all sinners that Her Majesty the Empress picked up from the underworld. Not only can they not harm any ordinary people, but they also serve the country and the people wholeheartedly.

"..." The Liu brothers felt cold in their hearts.

The word 'over' echoed in their minds.

click bang——

The last coffin nail was pried open.

Suddenly, there was a stench from the coffin. Even the zombies had to cover their noses and fled to the side.

"Ouch—" The Liu brothers who were standing closest were also in a bad mood. They knelt on the ground and vomited, throwing up all of yesterday's lunch.

"You—you fucking—what the hell did you put in the coffin?!—" Liu Ziye immediately grabbed Liu Dayou's collar and growled in a low voice.

He knew that Liu Dayou had come up with a plan before, which was to put the stinky things into the coffin. Even if the guards at the city gate wanted to open the coffin for an autopsy, he could use this trick to disgust the guards away.

But he never thought that this fellow Liu Dayou could find such a stinky thing, and now he wants to die with just one breath!

His legs were so frightened that he couldn't escape even if he wanted to!

"It's Senior Beast, I let Senior Beast go..." Liu Dayou covered his mouth and said in a muffled voice, "This is a kind of rat from the sewers of the capital. They are already very smelly, and the 24-year-old old rat is even more stinky." Stinky, so called the ancestors of all stinking beasts..."

"I used its favorite black tea with a lot of sugar to trap it in the morning... Ugh—"

"Oops! Master!—" Liu Ziye instantly remembered that his master was in that coffin!Close contact with the beast ancestors, the master he...

"No, it's okay? The master didn't pat the coffin for help..." Liu Dayou scratched his head and wiped all the vomit on his head. Realizing this, Liu Dayou vomited even more happily.

"If you are smoked to death, you can't pat the coffin and call for help..." Liu Ziye's eyes were darkened, enduring the stench, and amidst the crowd's shouts to stop, he pushed the coffin lid slightly away, and through a small crack, he Under the ray of sunlight, he saw the thief lying in the coffin, with his head tilted and foaming at the mouth.

The ancestor of the beast seemed to be crushed to death by it, so the unimaginable horrible stench erupted, and this stench had been staying in the sealed space of the coffin before, polluting the very little oxygen, and in the robber's body The circulation in the lungs goes back and forth.

click -

Liu Ziye closed the lid of the coffin, vomited and wept loudly on the coffin: "Master! Master!—You died so badly!—"

"WhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOGe, my master has rotted into a puddle of stinky mud, do you still want to check him?"

"Check your fart! Get out!" the zombies yelled angrily.

"I've never seen someone pick up dung with a coffin before I died! This time, I've gained a lot of insight!!"

"This is more than picking dung?! I suspect that there is firewood burning under the coffin! Picking dung while cooking dung! Fuck!——"

"But Her Majesty asked us to be on duty seriously..." A zombie endured his disgust and wanted to step forward to see what was in the coffin.

Snapped--

Another zombie grabbed him: "Do you think people can hide there?"

"Uh... I don't think..."

"That's it! No matter he is a bird, anyway, if you open the coffin, let us smell more shit... Don't blame Her Majesty later, we will cut off your head and kick it now Get inside that coffin!"

"Hiss—" The zombie, who was going to be on duty seriously, stopped in an instant, and returned to the team trembling all over.

The Liu brothers also regained some strength at this time, using their meager internal strength, hurriedly picked up the coffin and ran out of the city gate, surrounded by zombies and common people booing in disgust.

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dong dong dong-

There was a knock on the door.

"This is the third-level patrol, the third-level patrol and the second-level patrol in the Beijing Yamen. We have received a report. There was a strange sound coming from your place in the morning..." Three zombie police officers stood in front of a courtyard door, and Yin Yin behind him. Thirteen Fragrant and Luo Ying.

"Please open the door and explain the situation to us."

"These zombie detectives don't look as professional as the police in Anne County..." Luo Ying whispered in Yin Shisanxiang's ear.

"I've seen before that the police in Anne County don't directly say their identity when they knock on the door. They always say 'check the water meter', 'your takeaway', 'your delivery'..."

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The second update this afternoon is here! ~

(Mango can now code a chapter of a new book every day, and when the new book is released two months later, it will be able to update more than 60 chapters in an instant...)

Chapter 932Chapter 930: The awkward fairy with a hard mouth and a soft heart ([-])

In the firewood room.

"Well……"

The doctor, who was tied up and gagged with smelly socks, gradually woke up from a coma.

"Hmm!—" The stench rushed into the doctor's mind, making him 'refreshed' as if he had inhaled peppermint powder, his eyes rolled white with excitement, and his throat choked.

"Hello! Is anyone home?—"

The doctor heard a slight movement from afar.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu of

After trying a few times, I pushed the stinky socks out easily, but I felt a little nauseous, and I was so focused on retching that I forgot to call for help.

clatter——

The doctor wriggling on the ground overturned the plate on the ground, and a few flatbreads spilled all over the floor.

"Help—help!—" The doctor finally came to his senses at this time, and shouted hastily.

"Help!!!—"

boom! ——

The gate of the yard was kicked open by the zombies with internal force, making a loud bang.

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Hangzhou City, temporary palace.

It is now afternoon.

"This... is the information operation terminal of Anne County?" Dawei Tianlong fiddled with the wrist phone that Jin Lin'er showed her.

Beside her were Jin Lin'er and Bai Ji, Miss Gabriel and Katyusha. They were all sitting in the gazebo in the back garden, drinking tea and chatting.

"It looks... very good... um... very beautiful." Although the Dragon Clan's 'spiritual ring' can also give any dragon the power of the Jinxian level in addition to the function of information interaction, Dawei Tianlong is somewhat displeased. I went to this wrist phone with only information interaction function, but I still said some good things.

"That's right~ very good, I really like wrist phones~" Jin Lin'er connected the wrist phone back and put it on her snow-white wrist again.

"Well..." Dawei Tianlong smiled and took a sip of tea: "In any case... this is the crystallization of technology that has been developed for thousands of years, even tens of thousands of years... It is a technology worthy of respect by the dragon. Woolen cloth……"

I just don’t know why... They are all civilizations that can travel across the world, but this 'Anne County' is still using such a backward information operation terminal...

"Huh?" Miss Gabriel couldn't understand what Dawei Tianlong said?For thousands of years?The crystallization of tens of thousands of years of technology?Is Dawei Tianlong talking about something else?

It can't be talking about the wrist phone, right?

"Miss Gabriel, how many years did Anne County develop from 'discovering different worlds' to 'developing the technology to travel through different worlds'?" Dawei Tianlong was really curious: "I I want to see how far our Dragon Clan is from this level..."