Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Annie started to cry hypocritically: "Because I offended Archmage Lihua, I was turned into a pillow by her, Li Ge save me—"

"Lihua..." Li Ge turned his head slowly, looking for Yin Lihua's figure everywhere, but he didn't know that Yin Lihua was right in front of her head.

"Li Ge, please be more sober—" Mary crawled over, sat beside Li Ge, and rubbed her little face.

"Hmm!—" Under Mary's face-rubbing offensive, Li Ge finally got out of the state of "spiritless fairy", and found that what he was hugging was not a pillow, but an ordinary pillow, next to the pillow There is also Annie's body.

"Oh... Is it just that Annie's head has been turned into a pillow?" Li Ge rubbed his eyes.

Mary removed the pillow.

"Hey hey!~" Annie tilted her head, and smiled at Li Ge above her head.

"Huh... I'm really... relieved," Li Ge laughed helplessly, "Just now I was thinking, if Annie can't change back, what should I do in the future..."

"It's nothing more than a pillow man who cooks for us~" Mary shrugged and threw the pillow aside.

"If you wash your hair, do you just take off the pillowcase and wash it?" Jin Lin'er hugged Bai Ji and rolled on the ground, rolling to Mary's back, smacking against the back of the colorful haired salted fish.

"Shouldn't it be? No one would take off their own scalp and wash it..." Mary touched the heads of the two little guys behind her.

"What... scalping?" Lucifer, who was lying in Katyusha's arms, opened his sleepy eyes.

"Hmm... Such a horrible thing... Could it be that... I'm having a nightmare?"

"..." Mary and the girls looked at each other and made eye contact.

"Today is a wonderful day," Annie lay on the ground, speaking in a soft and serious voice: "Grandpa Sun came out and said to the little animals on the earth—"

"——I'll dry you," Caimao Salted Fish answered in the same tone: "I'll dry you all into salted fish——"

"Then Father Sun twisted his body and danced, turning into three Father Suns." Li Ge's tone was terrifying, intending to intimidate the little angel.

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The second update this afternoon is here! ~

(I don’t know if there is any meat to buy now, Mango will go down to buy meat first~)

Chapter 917 Chapter 915: The conventions of lowly people ([-])

"There was also a thief here..."

Yin Shisanxiang stared blankly at her ransacked room.

"Is it so rampant? This is at the feet of the emperor..." Luo Ying just half-spoken, before being stunned: "Uh, well, it's not at the feet of the emperor now, the new city is Hangzhou..."

"Hangzhou City is at the foot of the emperor..."

"But the law and order in the capital wouldn't be like this, right? Didn't you say that there are zombies patrolling and maintaining law and order in every major city?"

"I can only say..." Yin Shisanxiang rubbed his forehead: "This thief is very good at what he does...Even if he is a zombie, he didn't find his feet..."

"Then what should we do now?" Luo Ying frowned: "Cousin, what have you lost? Should we report it to the police?"

"I lost it..." Yin Shisanxiang sighed: "Some jewelry, the most important... is a jade coffin, I bought it secretly from a masked old man, I heard it can suppress wealth... ..."

"Before I was afraid that this kind of nonsense would offend Maharaja Fan Helsing, so I didn't take it to Anne County. Now..."

"Ugh……"

"Jade coffin?" Luo Ying was stunned: "You mean... that thief can even carry a coffin from your room without anyone noticing?"

"In this case, those patrolling zombies are too useless, right? And the neighbors around didn't hear anything?"

"It's not such a big coffin," Yin Shisanxiang waved her little hand, "It's only as long as an adult's arm..."

"Oh..." Luo Ying expressed that she understood.

"Hey, it's still a bit wrong..." Luo Ying became confused again: "I see that there is only one bed left in your room, cousin, and the things you lost are more than the size of a real coffin, right?"

"Compared to that jade coffin, it's a big deal that that thief can steal these things without anyone noticing..."

"Idiot, can't he steal things in batches?" Yin Shisanxiang looked at her cousin helplessly.

What a smart person my cousin was before. Grandpa Luo Hao and the others often praised her cousin in private school when she was No. 1 in all subjects...

How did it become like this now?

Is it because the debt is almost paid off, so you relax and let it go?

"You are an idiot!" Luo Ying pinched Yin Shisanxiang's cheek: "Everyone in the world knows that a real master thief only goes to the hole once in each place. If he steals something, he will never go back and steal it again." Once, it's called a rule."

"Like this thief, if he is not a master, he would have no chance to steal your cousin's things under the high-intensity and high-frequency patrols of the zombies day and night."

"If he is a master, he must know the rules."

"Then what if he is an expert but unwilling to obey the rules?" Yin Shisanxiang thought of a possibility.

"..." Luo Ying looked at Yin Shisanxiang quietly, and did not speak for a long time.

"Huh? What's wrong? Did I say something wrong?" Yin Shisanxiang was stunned.

"Cousin, do you know?..." Luo Ying put her arms around Yin Shisanxiang's shoulders: "The lower you are, the more disciplined you are..."

"Because they are so weak and humble—if they don't obey the rules, they can't live. If any of them breaks the rules, the first person to kill him is none other than someone who is as low-class as him."

"Because he broke the rules and wanted to kill everyone."

"..." Yin Shisanxiang froze in place.

"So, there are still very few unruly people in the world..." Luo Ying let go of Yin Shisanxiang, put her hands behind her head, walked to the window, and looked at the deserted market downstairs. Lots, but there are zombies patrolling and helpful everywhere.

"We'll report the case later, but it's unrealistic to rely on the government to catch this level of thieves, at least it's unrealistic to rely on the previous government."

"You still have to rely on yourself when walking in the rivers and lakes, um... rely on my grandpa," Luo Ying played an extraordinary BGM for herself, which is "Superstar in a Chaotic World": "Grandpa still has some face in the road, if it is passed from him It won't be long before you get the news, cousin, your things will be sent back secretly, and nothing will be missing, and what is missing will be made up."

"Uh...Grandfather Luo Hao...is he so powerful?" Yin Shisanxiang didn't understand these things in the Jianghu. Although he knew that Luo Hao was a big man in the Jianghu before, he never had an accurate idea of ​​how big this big man was. .

"Of course," Luo Ying proudly put her hands on her hips, "Who doesn't know the name of Ba Dao Luo Hao in the Jianghu?"

"Cousin, you were too stupid before. You didn't even know to tell the outside world that you were a relative of Ba Dao Luo Hao. Otherwise, no low-level guy would dare to provoke you."

"I think...a fox pretending to be a tiger is a bad thing..." Yin Shisanxiang sighed.

"Well...that's also..." Luo Ying nodded: "My cousin can manage the Fugui Building like that without relying on anyone. It's amazing...I have always admired you before. Only a tiger whisker can do that kind of career...I probably..."

"Probably won't look down on me, right?" Yin Shisanxiang smiled: "I will also look down on myself..."

"That's right." Luo Ying said seriously.

bang bang bang-

There was a loud knock on the door, which startled Yin Shisanxiang and Luo Ying who were unprepared.

"Hey! Come out! I saw you go in just now!" A rude male voice yelled outside the Fugui Building: "Come out quickly! Do you have a land deed to go in?! Is it your family's land?!——"

"Get out of here quickly!—"

Yin Shisanxiang bit her nails.

"Where's the title deed?" Luo Ying asked with a thorough expression on her face.

"Of course they were stolen together..." Yin Shisanxiang looked at the empty corner of the wall, where her valuables—including the land deeds—was originally kept in the safe.

"Hmph, okay, I understand..." Luo Ying sneered, "This is still collusion..."

……

In the city of Hangzhou.

"No. 62... No. 62..." A group of elves looked at the house around the No. [-] Tianxia Building.

The elf pulling the fruit is not there, they have to wait for the location to be confirmed, and then pull the fruit over to the customer. Now it is parked next to the first floor of the world, and a group of elves who are not familiar with the place are embarrassingly rejecting passers-by who want to buy fruit.

Fortunately, there are Alicia and Isa present, um... the main thing is that Alicia is present, she has also watched some costume dramas before crossing, and knows the ancient cultural background, so she will not let the elves do something inappropriate the behavior of.

"How much is this grapefruit per catty?" A woman who came out of the first floor in the world asked the elves, pointing to the red-skinned grapefruit with a little appearance in the wooden box and straw.

"I'm sorry, but these fruits are all ordered by customers..." Alicia hurried forward and said.

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Today's last update is here! ~

(Mango has always wanted to study memes, and what he likes is its power to spread virally in human minds. If there are memes that can be used, more people will read Mango books, right?)

Chapter 918 Chapter 916: The old aunt who loves the younger generation ([-])

Hangzhou City, in the temporary palace.

"My lord," Jin Lin'er tugged on Ravan Helsing's sleeve: "Auntie Dawei Tianlong said she would take Bai Ji and me to the market to buy clothes, do you want me and Bai Ji to go?"

"Jin Lin'er, you can go if you want, you don't need to ask me about such trivial matters~" Fan Haixin, who was sitting with Li Ge on the corridor of the guest room drinking tea and playing chess, smiled and waved his little hands.

"But...but..." Jin Lin'er kept butting, but she didn't finish what she said.

"But sister Jin Lin'er feels embarrassed," Bai Ji said on behalf of Jin Lin'er, her little face was also full of embarrassment: "If we are the only two dragons following Aunt Dawei Tianlong... we don't know what to do." Say what you want..."

"The atmosphere will definitely be awkward..."

"Hmm... How about asking Mary and Lucifer to accompany you?" Fan Helsing thought for a while, and drew an X on the chessboard, and Li Ge immediately drew a ○ on another empty space.

"Sister Mary and Sister Lucifer are not free right now," Jin Lin'er hugged Fan Helsing's little arm: "They are playing games..."

"Then Michael..." Van Helsing was stunned in the middle of speaking, "Well...Michael can't do it, I just went to the kitchen with Annie to learn how to cook..."

It is said that a good wife cannot fail to cook good dishes. Even if there is a cook at home, her skills must be decent...

"In that case, Annie won't be free, Annie is also in the kitchen..."

"Where's Lihua?" Fan Helsing looked at Katyusha who was sitting behind him and gently pinched his shoulders.

"Lihua is going to inspect the preparations for the celebration today." Katyusha whispered.

"Well... I'm sorry to bother Lihua..." Fan Haixin crossed his arms and saw that Li Ge connected the three Xs in a line to win the next round, his little face was a bit depressed.