Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

"They are elves and aliens from the planet Albania. They were captured by Lord Van Helsing on the spot because of terrorism and gathering crowds to attack Lord Van Helsing." Binbin told the old prisoners about the crimes of the new prisoners. I care about these things very much.

"..." The old prisoners fell silent.

"Ahem...that... how do their crimes compare with the cat boss...who's the best...ah no, who is more criminal?" An old prisoner raised his hand and asked.

"Of course they are," Binbin shrugged. "The cats are just blocking Lord Van Helsing's driveway. These guys are planning to destroy a planet. I heard that the destructive magic will hit Lord Van Helsing in the face."

"Unlike the two vampires last time, they didn't even touch Lord Van Helsing's hair."

"..." The old prisoners looked at each other.

"I've seen the bosses—" The old prisoners bent down towards the elves and aliens instantly.

"Meow?" The cat was stunned.

"Master Binbin, this cat seems to be in heat recently," an old prisoner approached Binbin and said, "Look...do you want to take it to be neutered? Cut off the balls, so that it won't be meowing every night." Meowing, so loud that we couldn't sleep..."

"And it's too fierce, I heard that after the cat cuts off the balls, it will become much more docile..."

This old prisoner has long disliked cats. If it weren't for the coercion of other idiots, he wouldn't treat a cat like a cow or a horse...

This is simply a great shame and humiliation. If people find out in the future, where should I put the face of my majestic Master Chip?

"Huh? Where did you know that?" Binbin frowned. Chip was still under observation, and he was not qualified to stay in the cafeteria after dinner every day to watch the videos that the prison guards showed the prisoners.

Not to mention getting in touch with the Internet and understanding the outside world - he didn't even have to think about such things.

"Uh...yes...yes..." Chip was speechless.

"Forget it, I don't really care about it. It seems that your popularity is not bad. Someone is willing to share the plot of the cartoon with you, ha ha." The nape of the cat's neck, picked it up.

"But you are right. Cutting the egg is a good thing, and it can prolong the life of the cat. You should take it to the veterinary hospital..."

"Meow?" The poor little cat still doesn't know what kind of desperate fate it is about to face.

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A week later.

"'Specially-appointed researcher of the Martial Arts Academy'?" Isa stared at the letter of appointment her brother handed to her, and was stunned on the dining table.

Now she and her brother have moved to Anne County. She lives with Alicia and Irina, and her brother finds other male elves who come to work in Anne County to share the rent. Apartment.

Everyone is looking for a job to support themselves, even Yisha is no exception. Because of her excellent water skills, she and Irina found a job as a lifeguard in the children's area of ​​the water dragon park. Stronger, more reassuring male elves serve.

Alicia is working hard to learn new knowledge, and plans to participate in the assessment of the Anne County Scientific Expedition Team, become a scientific expedition team member, and follow the scientific expedition team to find her hometown...

Hmm... The secondary purpose is to eat more, unknown biological tissues, turn myself into a real 'super predator', and gain the power to change fate.

Just like a week ago, if there were no sisters Gabriel and Michael, the elves on the earth would definitely face a tragic disaster. Even if I survived, I could only hide in unknown places live...

How could it be possible to come to a peaceful place like Anne County and start a new life of your own...

Isa put a hard-boiled egg for Alicia, who was sitting next to her while eating breakfast and reading a book. After a tragic gastric lavage incident, Alicia finally acquired the properties of digesting meat on a certain lion hair , has now become a chore elf who can eat anything, which is almost the same as the native elves in Anne County.

After Isa took care of Alicia, she looked at her brother again.

"Brother, what is this special researcher of the Martial Arts Academy...?" Yisha currently has the career template of 'Water Park Lifeguard' and knows some common sense of modern life, but the 'Martial Arts Academy' is a new thing unique to Anne County. It was a bit difficult to understand what the concept of the new career my brother had obtained.

"Well... sister, you can think of it as a strong elf in the village who taught us how to fight and read," Ivan scratched his head, "It's like Teacher Elena, except that I don't need to teach people how to fight often..."

"My job is to study efficient and powerful 'fighting' skills, and lower the learning threshold of these skills, so that 'people' of all races can practice..."

"Everyone can practice?" Alicia was taken aback.

"That's almost what it means." Ivan folded his arms and nodded complacently.

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Chapter 831 Chapter 829: Natural species differences ([-])

Anne Castle.

"Ah——I'm finally home!——" Lucifer rushed into the library carrying a large bag of souvenirs, threw away the things in his hands, and wanted to throw himself on the sofa to feel the taste of home.

However, he only jumped into the air, and was hugged by Li Ge who suddenly appeared at the waist.

"Go take a shower first, Lucifer, we just got home, our bodies are dirty..."

Li Ge put Lucifer on the ground and rubbed her little face.

"Hmm... well, I'll take a shower first, but..." Lucifer searched in the room, then tiptoed to pull off the pillow that Jin Lin'er threw on the closet, and put it on the on the sofa.

"The first angel who can flop on the sofa is definitely me!~"

Everyone has to take a shower first before touching the sofa and so on. As long as you wash faster than everyone else, you can be the first to occupy the body of the sofa...

So, in the eyes of everyone who entered the room one after another, the little angel ran back to his room as if he was running a race with someone, with a serious face on his face.

"Hmm... what does Lucifer want?" Fan Helsing tilted his head and asked Li Ge, who was in the room with Lucifer just now.

"They say they want to be the first one to take a shower, and then the first one to pounce on the sofa~" Li Ge smiled, and picked up the bags of souvenirs that Lucifer threw on the ground just now.

Inside are some dried fruits and candied fruit, some of which are bought from the elves, and some are given by the elves themselves. sprites.

Of course, there are not many elves who know this kind of thing, only Pineapple Village, and the other villages don't even know about their brush with death.

"Hey... don't go to the forest of elves in the future... ah no, it's a place like Albania, it's hot and humid..." Caimao Xianyu carried two bags of handicrafts made by elves , lying on the floor like a salted fish, sighing weakly.

Simply even if everyone is not at home, the evil spirit maids will take good care of the hygiene of the house. There is not even a little dust on the ground, and the warm brown wooden floor is still as clean as a mirror.

In comparison, Mary's body was a bit dirty, after all, everyone didn't take a bath before they came back.

stare--

Suddenly, Mary felt a resentful gaze coming from her side, piercing her directly. The colorful hairy head looked to the side, and it turned out that a little maid poked her head out from the shadow between the bookcases.

rustling-

The little maid took out the mop and bucket from the shadows, and stared at Mary, as if saying, 'If you can't get up, you can mop it yourself, hum╭(╯^╰)╮'.

"Hey hey..." The colorful haired salted fish got up from the ground and sat on the floor, as if nothing happened.

"..." The little maid rolled the eyes of the dead fish, and didn't want to make any expression. She stepped forward and inserted her two little hands into the creaking nest of the colorful-haired salted fish, lifted the colorful-haired salted fish, and put her aside, Let her stand up obediently.

At least she was still wearing slippers. The slippers that were disinfected daily at home were much cleaner than the clothes on her body. At least there were no mud, grass juice, etc. that she picked up in the middle of the forest.

pat-

Van Helsing also put the big bag in his hand on the ground, which contained fashions bought in the elves' big cities, elves style, very beautiful.

"Oh, I'm so tired, I'll sit down first..." But before the little bat's butt fell to the floor, a little maid stretched out her little hand from the shadow under him and held his little butt up. The little maids also stretched out their little hands, and slapped the little bat's buttocks one after another, telling him to stand up again and not sit down.

"Oh!——" The little bat stood up instantly, covering his little buttocks.

Stop hitting, stop hitting!If you hit it again, it will become red!

"I, I'd better take a shower first—" The little bat immediately ran up the stairs, intending to go back to the room to find a few changes of clothes, but stopped suddenly, holding onto the railing to ask Michael at the bottom of the stairs.

"Michael, do you want me to get some clothes for you?" Little Bat blushed slightly, but he was far less shy than before. He and Mikael are already old couples, so don't worry too much unimportant things.

Just like waking up in the morning, I will help Mikael get dressed together with Katyusha.

"Well, thank you dear~" Mikael meant to ask my dear to help me with my clothes. If I don't go to the big bath later, I will always take a bath with my dear.

"Yeah." The little bat nodded its head, then continued to climb the spiral stairs and trot upstairs.

"Well...then I'm going to find some clothes to take a bath." Mary stretched herself, took off her coat, and walked out of the room.

"Sister Mary, wait a minute," Jin Lin'er took out a piece of soap wrapped in oiled paper from the bag in his hand: "This is the fruit soap that Sister Mary bought before..."

Mary thinks it smells good, so she plans to buy it back and use it at home. Forget it in Albania. This sweet and greasy smell is like telling the mosquitoes in the forest that there are 'honey sauce salted fish' Big meal, let them come and enjoy it quickly.

"Oh——I almost forgot that there is this thing..." Mary stepped forward to hug Jin Lin'er, took the fruit soap in her hand, and went out while tossing it.

"Thank you, Sister Jinlin'er~"

"Hey, wait! Sister Mary, wait a minute—" Bai Ji called out again, and hurriedly lowered her head and took out a white bath towel embroidered with gold leaves in her bag.

"This is the bath towel that Sister Mary bought before—"

"Eh?" Mary was stunned, how many things did she buy?

"Well...thank you, Sister Bai Ji~" Mary came back to take the towel, and rubbed her little face against Bai Ji's.

"Don't be in a hurry, I still have..." Annie also picked up her bag, "This is the breast wrap you bought, Mary..."

Hearing that this is an elf super-effective chest wrap that 'as long as it is wrapped for a week, it will become larger in size', Mary was very excited and bought ten catties of it, planning to wrap it for dozens of courses of treatment.

Of course, everyone knows that this is something to harvest IQ tax. After all, when I was shopping in the city, the elves I saw were generally flat-chested. As long as this thing has any real effect, this situation will not happen...

It’s easy to tell if it’s true or not, but since Mary looks forward to it so much, it’s hard for everyone to expose it. In the end, if it’s what everyone expects, this thing is completely ineffective against Mary’s airport...

Hmm...you can still use 'demons and elves are not the same creature at all, isn't it a matter of course that their chest wraps don't work on you? ' Such words come to comfort Mary.

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The second update this afternoon is here! ~

(I want to write some short stories, practice and practice, and I will probably post them on Chongya. Well...maybe, Mango has registered a Chongya account now, but I still haven't figured out how to use this software...)

Chapter 832 Chapter 830: The Great Zombie That Ended the War ([-])

slam-la-

When Van Helsing and Michael came out of the bathroom and returned to the library, they saw a little maid pushing the big window of the library and closing it against the strong wind blowing into the room.

It's raining.

It was still a torrential downpour of lightning and thunder.

drop--

Lying on the sofa and wiping his hair with a dry towel, Lucifer took out the remote control that someone had hidden from behind the pillow, pointed it at the computer on the desk, and clicked the 'Start' button.