Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

3 minutes later...

Wang Xiaoming got up from the ground and sat in the shadow of the alley without saying a word, with his hands hugging his knees and his back against the wall. There were already six or seven people here.

"Have you watched "Silent Hill"? We seem to be in the inner world of the inner world of the inner world, and we cannot escape. I have tried many times just now... the phone can't be made...the answer...is not a person ..." A weak voice sounded.

"Woooooo...I don't want to die..." Wang Xiaoming cried with his head in his arms, his tone breaking down.

"Don't worry about that," someone patted Wang Xiaoming on the shoulder: "They seem to just want to keep us here, and they don't want our lives."

"But...but who knows how long they will keep us locked up? Will we starve to death?" Wang Xiaoming wiped away tears.

"We can eat garbage..." Someone touched the trash can next to him, and there was kitchen waste in it.

"Where's the rubbish finished?" Wang Xiaoming couldn't stop thinking, and said something that made everyone quiet.

Everyone was staring at each other with unidentified eyes.

pat-

Another human body with a distorted face was thrown to the ground by the evil spirit maid.

Inexplicably... everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

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Van Helsing took Michael to wander around the venue, occasionally bought some exquisite gadgets, and planned to take them back as small gifts for Lucifer, Katyusha and the others.

Now they each put on a loose couple shirt. The pattern in front of them is a gray dog ​​with a red scarf, and there are five large characters printed under the dog pattern-'Be careful of Two-dimensional'.

Van Helsing thought it was cyberpunk to sell this kind of T-shirt in a two-dimensional place like Comic Exhibition. He liked it very much, so he bought a bunch and planned to take it back and wear it as pajamas.

"Love Potion?" Michael suddenly stopped in front of a booth, and pulled Van Helsing's hand: "Look, Van Helsing..."

On the table are various fruit juices packed in glass bottles. There are thirty rows and thirty rows of glass bottles with the thickness of a forearm and the size of a palm. In front of these juices is a sign that reads——

'Love potion: let the ta in your mind drink this mysterious juice (cross out) [potion] (bold and bold), and he will fall in love with you hopelessly! '

'PS: Do not buy and use scumbag men and scumbag women. This product is only provided for the ultimate licking dogs who are shameless, licking, and licking. '

'Chenghui 20 yuan a piece, please don't lick the dog to bargain. '

"This is the IQ tax. Who would buy this kind of thing?" Van Helsing stood beside Mikael and shrugged.

"Boss, give me a hundred sticks. Even if it's useless, it's good if I give her some breakfast every morning. At least it's pure fruit juice...She drinks soybean juice with her boyfriend every day...it's not healthy." The man with glasses in a plaid shirt took out twenty hundred-yuan bills and handed them to the boss dressed as a witch.

"Of course it will be useful. Sincerity will lead to success, and sincerity will lead to success!" The boss smiled at the IQ tax of the man with glasses, said good things, and asked the staff to pack a hundred love potions for this ultimate licking dog.

The man with glasses seemed to have heard what he wanted to hear the most, and his face was cheerful.

The boss showed Van Helsing a 'Look, is there anyone coming to buy it? 'smile.

Fan Helsing looked at the man with glasses unable to complain, and let's not talk about anything else, let's just say a hundred... If you give her one every day, won't the others go bad?Do you really think this is daughter red, champion red, which gets better with age?

"Boss, I want to buy too..." Michael spoke softly under Van Helsing's disbelieving eyes.

The dignified angel of the abyss, you actually believe this?

"Sorry, the love potion is a life-saving remedy specially prepared for the world's miserable dog lickers, and it is refused to be sold to people who are not dog lickers..." The boss said that he is a principled person.

Michael's figure and skin are so good, and the half of his face that is exposed is also full of beauty, and he doesn't look like a dog licking.

"How much stock do you have left? I want all of them..." Mikaal showed the boss a little of his account balance, and the zeros that couldn't be counted for a while made the boss dizzy.

"This, this... Treasures are home to those who are virtuous. Such things as love potions can be monopolized by dog ​​lickers. The rules set by the ancestors are dead, but people are alive. Today I am disloyal and unfilial. One time..." The boss wiped the cold sweat off his brow, his eyes were full of money, what is principle?Can I eat it?

"Wait a minute! Michael, why are you buying so many useless things?" Van Helsing held Michael's hand to scan the QR code.

"I want to try it, whether it works or not, I want to try it." Michael looked at Van Helsing seriously: "I want to truly fall in love with you."

The boss and the eyed man immediately ate a ton of dog food, and they were overwhelmed.

"Then, then you only need to buy one bottle..." Van Helsing was embarrassed to stare into Michael's eyes, his heart was beating so fast just now.

"No, no need to waste money like this..."

"Money in this world is just a number to me. In order to achieve my goal faster, it doesn't matter how much I use..." Mikael said that money is just something that she can have with a thought, something that can modify the rules. It is not a problem for her to directly make the earth into a solid golden ball.

Of course, Michael would not be so willful, and the angels are not willful.

"This...rich woman, not——sister, sister! What do you think of me? I am also a girl, so maybe I suit you too?!" The boss took off his witch hat, rushed out of the booth, and was about to hug Micah Er's thigh.

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Today's fifth update is here!

Can anyone recommend cheap and nutritious compressed biscuits to me?

Want to buy a lot and stock up.

I don't want to cook, it's a waste of time, the water is cold, I feel that something to replenish my energy is enough, so I can spend more time coding...

Chapter 71 Chapter 071: IQ taxation that loses value ([-])

In a love hotel, Van Helsing sat on a big heart-shaped pink bed, looking helpless at the 'love potion' all over the floor.

"These juices are enough to take a bath..."

Who knew that the boss's main business was in the fruit juice business, and she had plenty of love potions. If it wasn't for the fact that she couldn't bring many goods into the venue today, she could bring two containers of goods.

Mikael carefully checked the room, then carefully closed the doors and windows, and finally modified the rules to lock the time of the earth. Before she finished, no one on the earth could act.

The boss said that after drinking the love potion, he would be hopelessly in love with the first person in front of him. It would be bad if he saw other people. possible break-in.

A burst of golden light surged around Michael as the center, and all the bugs, microorganisms, bacteria and other small life in the room that were invisible to the naked eye were wiped out.

Not to mention the potted plants in front of Van Helsing...

"Well, anyway, the hotel made us lose money, Michael, and you can afford it..." Van Helsing looked at Michael who solemnly picked up a bottle of love potion.

"Michael, you also know how unlikely this thing will work? Why do you take it so seriously?"

Michael shook his head.

"It's not whether it works or not, or whether it's worth taking seriously. It's about taking everything seriously, Van Helsing." Michael looked at Van Helsing softly.

But Van Helsing knew that her tenderness was her own characteristic, not exclusive to him, and she would do the same to Lucifer.

"Okay..." Fan Helsing gave up questioning, and smiled: "Then I will be serious with you."

Van Helsing also picked up a bottle of love potion, and expressed to Michael that he should do it first, but Michael gently stopped him.

Stepping over the glass bottles all over the floor, Mikael came to sit down beside Van Helsing, held his shoulders and looked at him.

"Together we will."

"Ah."

The two drank the delicious love potion (mango juice and pomegranate juice) and still looked at each other.

"Do you feel..." After a while, Van Helsing blushed a little under Mikael's gentle gaze, and wanted to turn his face away, but Mikael reached out to support his face and turned back.

"Do you feel it?...it's a good juice...with a beautifully crafted glass bottle, 20 yuan a bottle...not a loss..." Michael said in a low tone.

"Hmm...you don't feel attracted to me at all?" Fan Helsing asked shyly, an intoxicating blush appeared on his snow-white face, which made people wonder if what he just drank was wine.

Mikael felt it seriously for a while, then shook his head in disappointment.

"Then, it seems that the love potion doesn't work...it's a pity..." Fan Helsing sighed.

"But I suddenly had an idea...it should be feasible..." Michael looked at Van Helsing's awe-inspiring and charming little face, and suddenly said.

"Is Van Helsing 'heartbeat' now?" Holding Van Helsing's cheeks with both hands, Michael gradually approached.

"Ahem...it should be..." Fan Helsing's eyes wavered.

Too, too close!Could it be that Mikael wanted to...

"Then convey this 'heartbeat' to me..." Michael kissed Van Helsing's thin lips.

Boom—the white six wings spread out, the halo shone, and Michael turned back into the form of an angel.

Van Helsing's eyes were wide open, his heart was beating like it was about to burst, he could feel that there was a magnificent, grand, miraculous spirit connected with him, and all his emotions were shared with her in the contact of tongue and tongue.

In just an instant, Michael pushed Van Helsing away, his face blushed, and he covered his heart in surprise, joy, and shock.

"This feeling...is..." Is it the so-called 'love'?

"It's wonderful..."

Van Helsing covered his lips, the roots of his ears were red, and steam came out of his little head.

The first, first kiss is gone...but so happy!

Michael looked at Van Helsing again, in his 'Michael don't! ' With eyes in his eyes, he pushed him down on the bed, pulled his hand away and kissed him lightly again.

She wants to experience more...

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In the early morning, Van Helsing woke up in Michael's arms, and the white wings wrapped him gently, transmitting warm heat.

Touching his slightly red and swollen lips, Fan Helsing felt lingering fear.

What's it like to be kissed by your girlfriend all night? ——Even if he is a Vampire Grand Duke with amazing physique, it is a bit too much, not to say that he is uncomfortable...

It’s just that my head is so hot that I feel like my brain is going to be roasted brains, my face seems to have been burned all night, and it’s hard to breathe, although Mikael gives him a 2 every long kiss. Minutes of rest, but in Van Helsing's senses it was a blissful suffocation all night.

All of a sudden, Van Helsing felt that Michael was hugging him a little tighter, the red scarf dog and 'Beware of Two-dimensional' on the shirt were crumpled.

"Van Helsing...I think...I know what love is...thank you..." Michael whispered in Van Helsing's ear.

The angel woke up from sleep, hugging the vampire in front of him like a treasure.

In her eyes, Van Helsing seemed to be getting cuter.

"Yes, that's right...that's great..." Van Helsing curled up in Michael's arms, still shy.

"Different from my love for angels...different from my love for friends...different from my love for Lucifer...my love for Van Helsing is different..." Michael kissed Van Helsing lightly cheeks: "Now...just thinking of Van Helsing, I will feel full of happiness, I want to hug and kiss Van Helsing, and I am reluctant to part..."

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Michael said that he was reluctant to separate, but he really did not separate from Van Helsing all day.