Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

"Ah--" The vampire cat took a mouthful of cream puffs, with a happy expression on his face.

Following the movements of the vampire cat, Pandora.A threw the cream puff into her mouth and chewed...

The blue light in the mechanical eyes lit up.

Pandora.A quickly uploaded this wonderful sensory data to the exclusive network of Pandora.A, and shared it with other Pandora.A.

Finally, he reluctantly swallowed the cream puffs in his mouth into the artificial stomach pouch.

Pandora.A's mouth can secrete artificial digestive juice that dissolves food, acting as saliva.

There is no gastric juice in their stomach pouch, because they don't really need to digest food. When the stomach pouch is full of food that has been half-digested by 'saliva', they will open the hidden lid of the abdominal cavity, take out the stomach pouch, and then empty it. Cleanse the stomach pouch.

Finally send those 'digestible' foods to the slime farm and feed the slimes.

But slimes usually eat more grains like brown rice, Pandora. A they eat food just for early adopters, they don't produce much 'feed', just to avoid waste, they don't throw away these digested things.

Anyway, slimes will eat anything, and they don't care about eating that bit of saliva.

……

The vampire cat was carrying a bottle of red wine from Anne County without opening it.

Originally, she wanted to have a drink, but after smelling the butter and bread, the word 'sweets' still prevailed in her mind, and she kicked 'red wine' away.

She is now at the kitchen table, happily eating cream puffs.

The adjutant Youbian stood behind her, holding two red wine glasses helplessly. She found the glasses at the order of the vampire cat, but it seems that they are useless now?

"Little cat, don't eat too much sweets, you'll get fat." Youbian let the vampire cat be self-willed for a while, and now it's time to stop.

"Don't worry, I don't gain weight that easily. Who do you think I am?——A super marshal who has been undefeated for 300 years! A small calorie is not worth mentioning!" The vampire cat proudly put his hands on his hips , and started eating again.

"..." Youbian was speechless.

'Invincible'?

You have been playing big games with the enemy and playing counterfeit matches, of course you are undefeated!

Don't think this is something to be proud of, Erwuzimao!If you are not bankrupt now, you don't need to look for a new job, see if anyone else is willing to let you work under him!

But having said that, Youbian still knows that the vampire cat has a special physique, and it is indeed like what she said...not easy to gain weight.

It's as if time was frozen 300 years ago. The vampire cat and Ubian, who were transformed by the emperor with mysterious power, have not changed their appearance since 300 years ago.

Even if the hair is cut off, it will grow back to its original length in a short time, with the same length as before.

"Alas..." Does the word 'fat' scare the kitten anymore?

"Then...if you eat too much now and hold on, you won't be able to eat any more after the wedding banquet starts." Youbian patted the vampire cat's head.

"I heard that there will be a super-big wedding cake later, the taste is far from what these stomach-filling snacks can compare..."

"Hmm..." The vampire cat wanted to put down the little cream puff in her hand, she wanted to save her stomach for the wedding cake.

But after thinking about it, I picked it up myself, and it's not appropriate to put it back.

"Ubian, open your mouth." The vampire cat turned around and brought the cream puff to Ubian's mouth.

"Eh?" Youbian was a little embarrassed, and wanted to eat it by himself instead of feeding it with a vampire cat: "I myself..."

Before finishing speaking, the vampire cat found the right moment and stuffed the cream puff into Ubian's mouth.

She stuffed her cherry mouth full and poked it in with a little finger.

"Ahem——" Youbian blushed and swallowed the food.

"Kitty! What do you suddenly want to do?!"

"Hmph..." The vampire cat hummed a cheerful tune, and instead of answering the embarrassing Ubian, it walked towards the church.

"Come on, let's go inside and take a look, I haven't visited a human church yet..."

……

At the edge of the square, Evelyn, Beimingwolf, Dongfang Taige, Nangong Beier, and Ximen Maosi gathered together.

The girls all put on fluffy white skirts. It is true that their hands and feet are a little cold now that it has just snowed, but for the sake of beauty, they only have to wear them today, and everyone can't care much about them.

At most, it is a cloak to keep out the cold over the skirt.

At this time, they and a large group of guests were looking at the 23 men in the sea of ​​flowers. They were today's grooms.

DD is taking group and solo photos for them.

Brides are also filming, but not at this time.

The troll dipping sauce is the most conspicuous one. He is the tallest, three meters tall, wearing a white suit, and his skin is ice blue after winter. The color scheme is somewhat similar to Van Helsing's current dress.

Secondly, it is He Mofang, an old man who is a little red in a thousand whites and wears a big red wedding Hanfu.

He was leaning on crutches, his back was straight, he didn't look like an old man who was nearly a century old, but a young man in high spirits.

This Hanfu and Lin Yuxuan's phoenix crown and Xiapei were bought by him at Lige's hometown - AK47 Universe, after all, Anne County tailors don't know how to make this kind of clothes.

It still needs to be found in a different world in the Chinese cultural circle, but it is not easy. After all, in modern times, not many people will spend a lot of time on a traditional wedding.

The dresses he could find at the beginning were either low-quality fools, or performance props from photo studios and crews that had no real money at all. How could this work?

In the end, I found a dilapidated family that had been passed down for hundreds of years, and bought these two sets of orthodox and elegant 'family heirlooms' with them.

Hmm... The poor man He Mofang borrowed a large sum of money from Fan Helsing...

He was going to apply for a job as a janitor at Anne County Public College, and then he would work slowly to pay off his debts.

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Chapter 330 Chapter 329: Lonely Love under Probability ([-])

He Mofang posed in a strange pose under the pointer of the cameraman DD.

DD pressed the shutter with satisfaction.

click-

"Wait a minute, I feel that the pose just now is a bit weird, can you take another shot?"

He Mofang said strangely.

Snapped--

DD threw a comic book into He Mofang's arms.

He Mofang took a good look, the title of the book was "Uncle's Bizarre Adventure", on the cover there was a muscular man doing the strange pose he just did.

DD fluttered his little wings, shrugged his shoulders in the air, and said, "You can choose what pose you want~"

Opening the book, He Mofang looked at all kinds of strange postures, with black lines all over his head.

"Can't you let me pose in a normal, simpler pose?"

"Today is a special day, how about a less special and memorable pose?" DD took out his mobile phone and typed.

"..." He Mofang was speechless, today is indeed a special day...

The happiness that belonged to him knocked on his door when he was a teenager, but I don’t know if his door is too strong, the happiness knocked on his hands was covered with blood, his head was bleeding...

After decades of knocking, I finally knocked on this damned door...

And finally, let the young girls from back then meet again inside and outside the door with a decrepit attitude, and simply...

Neither of them left from where they were...

"Hahaha!" He Mofang threw away the comic books and crutches, twisted the muscles of his whole body, and posed in a body-building pose with joyful mind and body.

"Come on! Go on!"

Today, I am still a teenager!

DD gave a thumbs up (?) appreciatively, and then continued to take pictures.

DDs especially appreciate the licking dog as a kind of dog. Seeing him licking everything to the end, they are also sincerely happy for him.

……

square edge.

"What kind of ceremony is used in this wedding? Everyone's wedding customs are different, right?" Dongfang Taige touched his chin, looked at the grooms of different races in the flowers, and asked Evelyn next to him.

Evelyn is the person in charge of planning the wedding. She has been busy since yesterday afternoon until this morning. Now that she has a little leisure, she has time to come over to talk with friends and eat some snacks to replenish her energy.

"It's because everyone's wedding customs are different, so we discussed it and kept everything simple." Evelyn ate a cookie gracefully.

"After the oaths are sworn and the rings are exchanged, comes the wedding banquet. After the wedding banquet, the ceremony is over."

"Is it that simple?" Nangong Bei'er was a little surprised.

"Well, you don't know, when the trolls get married, the groom actually wants to kill a pig on the spot, and then share the pork with his relatives and friends. He Mofang and the others have to pray to heaven and earth, and have a bridal chamber. The dwarves want the bride and groom to dig the iron ore of the first hoe ..." Evelyn's voice was troubled.

"The customs of various orcs are even more different. There are a lot of cumbersome and cumbersome customs. The people of Eisenburg are simple. They only need to drink a glass of wine, and then the groom gives the bride a pearl..."

Evelyn covered her forehead.

"Finally, the wedding of our elves is the most troublesome thing. Various ceremonies... it will take two days and one night to execute the whole set..."

"It sounds really troublesome..." Beimingwolf crossed his arms.

The wedding ceremony of their Beiming family is also very complicated. Although it is not as exaggerated as the elves, it still takes a day.

"Yeah..." Evelyn put down the biscuit: "It's too troublesome..."

"Everyone is a guy who finds it troublesome and doesn't want to follow the rules, so he chose the simplest...a wedding hosted by the Holy Church."

"It also saved me a lot of trouble, otherwise I would have to arrange different wedding ceremonies for each couple of brides and grooms in a collective wedding... I would have to be exhausted..."

"Thank you, Sister Evelyn." Simon Mao gave Evelyn a cup of hot tea.

Evelyn ate a few biscuits and was thirsty at this time, so she said 'thank you' to Simon Maosi, then took the tea and slowly sipped it.

"It's not too hard, we are all friends, I can help everyone, I'm actually very happy..." Evelyn smiled.