Chapter 280 Chapter 279: The True Face of the Virtual Uncle ([-])
Annie Town.
Even though it was windy and windy outside, the bar was still buzzing with people.
Because of the continuous rain, the work that required outdoor work in Annie Town stopped. The workers were idle at home, so they gathered in the bar to eat and drink, bragging and telling jokes to each other.
There is a small stage in the bar, on which an elf is playing and singing ancient and melodious songs, the melody that appeals to both refined and popular tastes and the hustle and bustle of people in the bar have a kind of harmony and harmony.
All kinds of races speak different languages, but everyone can understand them, and those who are more serious can speak Chinese with strange accents.
crunch--
The door of the bar was pushed open, and everyone was quiet for a while, and then saw a mature woman with a black veil blindfolded and entered the room with an umbrella.
"Hello everyone! As you can see, I am a bard..." Carol raised the six-stringed violin in his hand.
"Anyone want to listen to good songs and interesting stories?"
"Blind people?" The demihumans were a little restrained. They didn't know about the bard, they just felt that they should not be too presumptuous in front of the disabled, and even lowered their voices a few levels.
On the contrary, the faces of the Fausts from Eisenburg were overjoyed.
"Whoa! There's a bard in Anne County!"
"Say hello to the great Miss Carroll! Hahaha!"
"I think we've got a new, interesting story to hear!"
"When it comes to bragging and storytelling, I'm not convinced by anyone but Carol!"
"Ahem... It seems that in this lively room, there are people who know me, and people who don't..." Carol walked towards the crowd while playing the piano.
"My experience tells me that I need a self-introduction at this moment to let everyone know me."
Every sentence, every word is in tune.
Wow—the elf girl on the stage stood up and looked at Carol with a puffy face. Is this guy here to mess things up?
"Carol is my name, but it doesn't matter, I would rather you call me, and my colleagues, 'The Bard', if so, we will be very happy, and always remember everyone's kindness... ..."
"No problem, Miss Carroll, take care of us, Miss Carroll!" The people below laughed and booed.
Carol had no choice but to laugh.
……
Anne Castle.
In Van Helsing's room.
Van Helsing was lying on the furry white bear carpet, in front of him was a computer placed on the ground.
Michael is video chatting with him.
"Lucifer's illness is much better. Don't worry about Mikaal, we will take good care of her." Van Helsing held his cheeks in both hands and propped his elbows on the ground.
Van Helsing sent Michael many photos of Lucifer's daily life in the past.
"..." Mikael was silent for a while, and then smiled lightly: "The last time Lucifer got sick, it was because he couldn't control the huge power in his body, and he broke down. This time, it was just a common cold. fever……"
"But it seems like it's going to be exhausted, my dear, you should be more careful, Lucifer has the experience of continuing to pretend to be sick to gain sympathy and care..."
"Is that so? I will pay attention, Lucifer, don't try to pretend to be sick under the evil eyes of my fate!" Van Helsing smiled.
"By the way, what is Michael doing recently? Are you bored? I was busy a while ago, so I didn't go up to accompany you. Sorry, I should have time now."
Michael shook his head.
"Well... don't worry too much, my dear. I was busy with work before, and I didn't have much time to spend with my dear."
"I'd be so reckless if I got mad at my dear for the same thing..."
"Let's not talk about such things, shall we?" Michael tilted his head and looked at Van Helsing.
"Well, I'll listen to you." Fan Helsing was a little embarrassed.
"That's another thing...I'm currently working as a virtual anchor, but I don't know why, the popularity has been unable to rise, and it doesn't mean that I care about popularity, it's just...if I don't focus on one thing. Best, I'll be very unwilling..." Michael's tone was a little unhappy.
It was the first time for her to encounter such setbacks. In the past, she wanted to do everything perfectly.
"Is it a virtual anchor? On Earth Network or Anne County Network? Or is it from the Solar System Community? I have also been promoting several virtual anchors recently, maybe you will be in it, Michael..." Fan Helsing's interest was once again high.
"It's on Earth Network, on station d, my name is 'Michael', my dear... Is you in your watchlist... Is there me?" Michael squinted and smiled.
Even though I have my girlfriend, my dear, I still like other women (virtual anchors)? !
Van Helsing was sweating profusely.
"this and that……"
Can he tell Michael...he did pay attention to 'Michael' before, but after watching the video was too boring...so he unfollowed it?
Moreover, the vertical painting of 'Michael' is a super orthodox and serious oil painting style, with a three-dimensional character structure and solemn colors. Although it is very gorgeous, it does not meet the aesthetics of mainstream young people at all...
Another thing is that someone broke the news in the barrage that behind 'Michael' is a 'middle-aged uncle salty' who turned on a voice changer. Van Helsing hated the wet man the most, so he immediately canceled it and never looked back.
Seeing her video appear on the recommendation page, he will click 'not interested', so that the system will not recommend the video of 'Michael' to himself next time...
"Honey?" Seeing Van Helsing's dignified expression, Michael manipulated it with his hand.
'Your friend'? Michael?' requests remote control of your computer, do you agree?yes|no. '
"Honey~ don't reject me, or I will be very sad~" Michael whispered softly.
Van Helsing finally clicked 'Yes' as if he was dead.
To lie to Michael—he couldn't do it yet.
So Michael took over Van Helsing's screen, flipped through Van Helsing's D-site watch list, and hacked into the D-site server by the way, to check Van Helsing's previous account records.
"..." Before Michael could speak, Van Helsing lay down on the ground and raised his hands: "I surrender! I did follow 'Michael' before, and I did delete it later, but I can assure you, I Absolutely no dislike for 'Michael'!"
"I'm a vampire with soft ears, and I'm easily led astray. When I saw them say bad things about 'Michael', if I didn't want to participate, I had to quit..."
"..." Michael saw the first bullet screen posted by Van Helsing in her strategy video——
'Come on, your voice is very similar to my wife's, but Li Hui is not as good-looking as her! '
"Idiot..." Mikael looked at Fan Helsing with a helpless smile on his face, "The person talking in the video is your wife..."
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The second update this afternoon is here! ~
(Drip—the character of the code word is not good, and the speed of the code word drops——)
(Mainly because after returning to my hometown, I have been cleaning for a long time... I only come back once a year, and there is dust everywhere...)
Chapter 281 Chapter 280: The Dark Deal of the Golden Basin Washing His Hands ([-])
Michael didn't pursue Van Helsing in the end, but just used his account to pay attention to 'Michael' again.
By the way... deleted everyone on the watchlist except her.
"Honey, don't look at other women..." Michael smiled.
Although it was just a star-chasing liking, Michael still couldn't accept that she wasn't the only one in Van Helsing's eyes.
"Yes... I just don't look at them..." Fan Helsing nodded with a bit of heartache.
After clearing out the little brats, Michael fell into the misery of his own avatar's poor management.
If he is not good enough, better than everyone else, even if he catches his dear now, he still can’t catch him firmly. One day he will open a trumpet to watch other virtual anchors’ video programs.
"I said...Michael, you should change to Lihui...Your current Lihui is really..." Fan Helsing scratched his little head, and he didn't know how to say it more tactfully.
"It's really...really too elegant, and most people in the world are ordinary people, they can't understand it, and they don't understand why they need to understand these things..."
Isn't that right... If someone uses the Mona Lisa as his avatar, and then debuts as a virtual anchor, a large number of people should be attracted by this gimmick at first, and then come to take a look.
But it’s just a few glances, and more is fine. In the era of fast food in the Internet age, individuals are pursuing direct, convenient, and simple stimulation. Mona Lisa has no big breasts, beautiful legs, and exquisite legs. Personality...
Only office worker killers who pull flags when they see their hands will single-handedly push the virtual anchor Mona Lisa, right?
Michael's vertical painting is similar to the Mona Lisa. People who watched her video asked where did this picture come from?Renaissance virtual anchor?Had a good time.
The second is to ask her which brand the voice changer is.
I don't know why, even if people who watched Michael's video heard Michael's gentle female voice, they would preconceive 'Michael' as the uncle hiding behind the oil painting angel girl.
Van Helsing didn't understand it before, until he saw a live video edited by a certain 'Michael Recording Group'...
In the video, there is a female fan, um... let’s treat her as a female fan, she said——
"Michael Solo, my boyfriend recently wanted her first kiss, but he was very scared and didn't know what to do~"
'Isn't kissing just two people exchanging saliva?People who are passionate about this... don't they think it's dirty? '
then……
Michael introduced to her the scientific method of brushing teeth, popularized the importance of maintaining oral hygiene, and talked about some kissing tips by the way...
Van Helsing became more and more familiar with it the more he listened to it. Didn't this all come from Michael's groping and practice on himself...
"Honey, how do you look at this new painting?" Michael interrupted Van Helsing's recollection, and handed a piece of manuscript paper to the camera, so that Van Helsing could see clearly what was on the painting.
This should be Mikael's new painting. It can be seen that Mikael is trying his best to draw it closer to the mainstream aesthetics, that is, a Japanese-style anime character with big eyes, a small mouth, and a small nose.
"Hmm... It feels okay, but the breasts should be a little smaller, it's better not to have them." Fan Helsing rubbed his chin, his face full of contemplative colors.
"Why?" Mikael was a little confused.
"Because it's hard to pass the trial with big breasts." Fan Helsing gave a standard answer without thinking.
"But... small breasts are also good, such as playing tricks, everyone likes to persecute people with congenital deficiencies, files, airports, steel plates, washboards, etc. The proper nouns for persecuting characters with small breasts are comparable to the proper nouns for persecuting characters with large breasts Much more."
"As long as you have the attribute of 'flat chest and you can't let people talk about it', the nerds will flock here, and after learning new tricks, they will flock away and play with the new tricks they got. This will have a great effect on publicity. help."
"Hmm... a meme in its original state?..." Michael thought for a while, and changed his new portrait to a flat-chested one, which looked similar to Mary.
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