Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

Van Helsing's eyes widened.

Although it is not as talented and comprehensive as "Hundred Years of Surprise: A History of Favor and Disgrace from the True Ancestor of Destiny", this "Complete Collection of Human Figures and Postures" is a specialization in the art field, let Fan Helsing know...

The original puppet——

Can you still play like this?

In the past, I was like a kid who only knew how to play with Barbie dolls and pretend to be a housewife, without the flash of a "dollmaker" at all!

Of course, Van Helsing will not learn the skill of 'Possession'. His purpose of making this kind of doll is to give Sivir a good body, and he has no interest in becoming a doll.

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The second update this afternoon is here! ~

(I call myself today ~God~Speed~)

(It’s the first time I have such a fast typing speed. Sure enough, when the weather is hot, the heat dissipation of the brain is not good, and the operation is abnormal. It is much better when the weather is cold. I feel that I don’t need to go to the refrigerator in summer. I bought a cooling fan. Would it be better on the head?)

Chapter 246 Chapter 245: The Seniors' Association's Marriage Provocation Attack ([-])

Anne Town, by the fountain in the central square.

"Mom, Dad...and grandparents, do you want to move to Anne County? It's quite suitable for the elderly..." Mary looked at the four people in front of her, a little cautious.

She hasn't seen her parents for ten years, and she hasn't seen her grandparents since she can remember. For her...

When Linsperanza led them through the halo and came to her side, she did have some 'surprises', but... 'surprises' were always more than 'joys'.

"We won't come..." Mary's mother 'Linde' shook her head, looked at Mary and sighed.

"Son, it's great to see you again..." Linde reached out and touched Mary's cheek: "We all know you are tired, but it doesn't matter, from now on... just take a good rest..."

"We old things still have to continue to do things for mankind. Now the solar system community is just in the ascendant, how can we do without us?"

"That's right." Mary's father 'Arthur' looked at the pigeons on the square, with his back to Mary: "You are promising, and you have earned the right to 'rest' for yourself, but we can't do it yet."

"In the future, the solar system community will encounter more difficulties. Those of us who engage in scientific research are the guides, the navigators holding the lights. How can there be navigators who return to their hometown to farm and let the people who come after them crash into the darkness?"

"..." Mary remained silent.

"It's been a long time...Little Mary." Maria, with white hair like snow, came up and hugged Mary gently.

"How long has it been?"

"70 years." Mary laughed lowly.

"Huh?" Maria was stunned: "But little Mary, you are only twenty this year..."

Mary quickly yelled and interrupted Maria's words: "What?! I can't hear you! Grandma, what nonsense are you talking about!"

She didn't want to hear that sad ending.

"It's 29, it's almost thirty, what can't you say?" Mary's grandfather 'Olga' scratched his head and said something that made Mary freeze.

"Really, your grandma is 88 years old this year. Have you seen her being sensitive to these things?" Olga's words also made Maria froze.

At this time, the hands of Olga and Maria had been separated (really. Break up), and each had a different mechanical hand. His spirit had also returned to normal, and he was able to walk around on the ground.

"Olga...you don't talk and no one thinks you are dumb!" Maria glared at Olga.

"It's still like this after so many years!" Mary hurriedly grabbed Maria's hand, "Grandma, how did you fall in love with him back then? I can't believe he is my grandpa!"

"Hmph, if I had a choice back then, I wouldn't have chosen him!" Maria curled her lips, and smiled helplessly when she saw Olga who was stunned immediately.

"But...Although he is annoying, crazy, and ordinary-looking, he likes to grab the quilt when he sleeps, he can wet the bed when he is in his teens, and he stares at the ceiling every night and giggles. A little advantage, but a lot of disadvantages..."

When Olga heard these words, her whole body turned gray and white, like a stone sculpture in the square.

"But..." Maria turned her head away: "After decades of getting along... I actually think this person is pretty good..."

After all, if he didn't take the risk of sudden death from the evil god to obtain the knowledge of tactical dolls, including various black technologies, human beings would not be able to fight back at all.

For decades, he has been subjected to the spiritual pollution from the knowledge of evil gods all the time. If he doesn't have a strong will, he won't be able to persevere at all.

At the beginning, Maria just glanced at the "shadow" of the evil god, and went mad for three days and three nights. During this period, she had incontinence, bleeding pores, screaming and crying, and crazily self-mutilation. If Olga hadn't been hugging her all the time, With her imprisoned, she might cut her throat with a knife and write the name of the evil god in blood.

"..." Olga showed a boyish smirk.

"Don't get me wrong, even if I live with a pig for decades, or nearly a century, I will still have feelings for it!" Maria didn't want Olga to get carried away.

"By the way, Mary, do you have someone you like now? Since you are free in the future, you should quickly fall in love, get married, and give birth to a great-grandson for me, no..." Mary shook her head, stretched out ten finger: "Ten births!"

Mary turned pale.

"Five boys can play basketball together, and five girls can be idols. Your grandpa likes these the most, and it makes him happy."

"Yes, and boys can be idols too! I still remember that my favorite was an idol trainee who played basketball and practiced for two and a half years!" Olga was full of excitement, but hesitated for a while.

"Wait, is he a man or a woman? Is her name Cai Ming or something? I remember that she seems to have something to do with Pan Changjiang...it should be Cai Ming, I can't be wrong!"

"Yes, give birth to ten Cai ○ Mings for your grandfather and me." Maria patted Mary on the shoulder.

Mary shivered.

Is this the legendary 'marriage reminder'?

Has life finally gotten its hands on me, a retired colorful salted fish?

"I heard from Oze and the others that you seem to be confused with some 'alien king'. Is there such a thing?" Arthur turned back to look at Mary. He had a serious Chinese character face. The hair is combed back and styled with water, with a meticulous look.

"No...no..." Mary stammered and was interrupted by Linde before finishing her sentence.

"Then there should be reproductive isolation between aliens and earthlings, right? Can Mary be happy with him?"

"Alien technology should be able to solve this problem. Since the aliens have taken a fancy to Mary, they should have thought about these major issues." Maria answered the words seriously.

"By the way, what does an alien look like? Does it conform to the aesthetics of people on Earth? What if the child born to Mary is not like Cai ○ Ming and cannot be an idol?"

"It should be possible to perform plastic surgery. With our current technology... it is not a problem to make orangutans into handsome men and beautiful women." Olga rubbed his chin.

"I'm afraid that Mary's alien husband is not in human form. I seem to have read comics before, and the aliens in it all have many tentacles..."

"Can Mary take it?"

"You old bastard! What kind of pornography in front of your granddaughter!" Maria slashed Olga's forehead with a knife, and then looked at Mary with a little worry.

"Mary, tell me, does your alien boyfriend look like a human? If... it's too weird... let's break it up..."

"You are still young and young, you can still find me again..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss they hugged their heads.

Fortunately, the square was very quiet at this time, and there were not many people walking, otherwise they would have been attracted by the dying howl of the beast, mourning its misfortune.

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Today's last update is here! ~

(Is our universe an isolated system? If so... I really want to see the magnificence of heat death...)

Chapter 247 Chapter 246: Friends of Lin Haixueyuan Meet ([-])

crunch--

The wooden door of the row house was gently pushed open.

In the night, the warm yellow light from the street lamp outside the door cast into the house, dragging a figure on the ground for a long, long time.

"..." Sivir walked into the room with stiff steps, and walked to the dining table.

On the dining table were vases of fresh wildflowers, gifts from Evelyn's students.

Sivir and Evelyn are roommates who live together. Usually, Evelyn finishes grading her homework at school and goes home at seven o'clock in the evening.

After all, I don't need to eat. Cooking dinner, eating dinner and so on... It's not her turn.

And today... Sivir was holding the vegetables bought from the vegetable market in his hands, and gently placed them on the table.

It's six o'clock in the evening.

Seeing the gorgeous Lolita skirt on her body, Sivir was a little tangled.

After thinking about it, he walked back to his room stiffly, changed into a linen pajamas, went to the kitchen, took off Evelyn's pink apron from the wall hanging, and put it on for himself.

'Okay, let's cook, Sivir! ’ Sivir cheered herself up a little.

However... Facing the lively and hard-shelled lobster, Sivir didn't know what to do, so he could only press it on the cutting board and gesture with the kitchen knife.

'How did the chef on the ship handle these... lobsters in the old days? '

Because she lived a wealthy life since she was a child, she is a young lady who stretches out her clothes and eats her food, and Sivir, who has never cooked herself, has a blank expression on her face.

'Looks like... cut off the head, cut off the shrimp's feet, and cut the shrimp's back in half...'

Sivir thought about his own experience of eating lobsters, and deduced the chef's process of handling lobsters in reverse.

The big lobster was struggling under Sivir's hands, but it felt like Sivir was slow to make a move, as if he had let down his vigilance, but before it could relax for too long, a sharp kitchen knife chopped off its head.

Flutter——The nerves of the shrimp body are not dead, and the nerves are trembling.

'Eh? !Can a lobster survive a severed head?Amazing!But I can do it too, hehe...'

Sivir thought to himself, but his hands kept moving, following the steps he had come up with.

at this time--

crunch--

The door was pushed open again.

Evelyn looked at the bright room, and was a little dazed for a moment.

When she came back before, the house was dark and deserted...

"Fang...welcome...fat, Ye Fulin! (Welcome back, Evelyn!)" Sivir hurried out of the kitchen, grabbed a kitchen knife and waved hello to Evelyn.