Even Pseudo-girl Vampires Can Survive Calmly in Another World

Where can he go to reason?I can only admit it.

Then, seeing Annie's empty thighs, he asked Ming if he could get those two legs back. After all, it was his own soul before, and there was something missing, and he always felt that his thighs were also aching.

"I'm sorry, those two legs have turned into soul soup, and I spilled it out a month ago..." Ming said, causing Fan Haixin to cover his forehead, looking like he was having a headache.

He was thinking, what ghost memories would his legs carry...

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The second update this morning is here! ~

(It's so cold... I don't want to cook... Forget it, I'll go out and buy instant noodles...)

Chapter 164 Chapter 163: The Dragon Slaying Tool Forgotten by the Dragon ([-])

Annabelle has always felt that she has forgotten something very important recently.

But I can't even think about it.

To this day, she was invited to the backyard of Van Helsing's house to participate in the barbecue banquet to "celebrate the completion of the renovation of Castle Anne's backyard". She saw Van Helsing holding a golden spear and wearing a suckling pig roasting on the charcoal stove...

Only then did she realize what she had forgotten——

"By the way, I seem to have brought twelve dragon slayer spears that are exactly the same as the one in Van Helsing's hands, and plan to give them to Van Helsing as a meeting gift..."

'Now they seem to be hiding in the grass beside the road...'

'The one in Van Helsing's hand? ...'

'Have I given something to Van Helsing already? '

Annabelle, who was holding a kebab and juice, quickly put down the things in her hands, and told everyone that she was going out to get something.

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Watching Annabelle's back going away, Van Helsing raised the orange juice in his hand, stretched the straw into the cloak, took a strong sip, and turned over the roast suckling pig under his hand.

"Lucifer, it's your turn, come and take over." This roast suckling pig was requested by Lucifer and Van Helsing together, so the roast was also roasted by two people.

Because the suckling pig has to be turned constantly to let it be heated evenly, roasting this thing is a very troublesome thing. The useless angel and the useless bat are not very willing to bother, they just want to wait to eat.

So I planned to throw the pot away and looked around——

Katyusha was tidying up the wooden house, but there was no time, Annie was baking other things, no time, Jasmine stayed in her body, helped her walk with her legs, and took care of half of her eyes and ears, a waste of manpower, and no time...

As for Mary... She was lying on the wooden porch, drinking beer and eating skewers, while freeing up her hands to calculate data on a stack of manuscript paper. , is not empty at all.

So the pot can't be thrown away, and Van Helsing and Lucifer, who are asking for trouble, can only agree that one person will roast for 5 minutes, and then another person will do the roasting, and the cycle will be repeated until the damn sweet suckling pig is cooked. until.

"Oh, here we come." Lucifer ate his mouth full of greasy food, and walked over holding five or six skewers of sausages, stretched out one hand and took Van Helsing's Gungnier, turned and turned, and the roast suckling pig spun on the charcoal , oily, eyes closed~

"By the way, you use the Gungnir to do this kind of thing... Didn't you think it would cry?" Lucifer suddenly felt sorry for the spear in his hand.

What a glorious weapon it used to be... How is it reduced to a barbecue stick now?

"Hmm—" Fan Helsing stretched his waist holding the orange juice, "Thinking too much... Kitchen knives can also kill people, why can't sharp swords cut vegetables?"

"You are biased." Van Helsing continued to sip the orange juice: "Kitchen utensils are tools for cooking, and weapons are tools for killing. In the final analysis, they are all tools."

"The value of a tool is its functionality. When a tool can be used as both a weapon and a kitchen utensil, it is an excellent tool..."

Stretching out his hand to pat Gungnir who was 'working hard', Van Helsing said in a satisfied tone: "Obviously, Gungnir is an excellent tool."

"Sophistry, but since you've sterilized it, I won't bother to say more..." Lucifer continued eating the sausage.

Fan Helsing looked greedy and stretched out his hand.

"Give me a bunch of..."

"Get it from Annie yourself!" Lucifer quickly hid the sausage behind him.

She is now roasting a pig, and she can't get away. Van Helsing has finished eating her sausage, what else will she eat?

Van Helsing clapped his hands, dragged by the sun into the shadow behind Lucifer, the evil spirit maid stood up, took away a bunch of sausages, and presented them to Van Helsing.

"You, you!—Wow!——" Lucifer almost vomited two liters of old blood, and hurriedly stuffed the remaining sausage into his mouth, not giving Van Helsing another chance to strike.

Looking at Lucifer, who was puffing out his cheeks and chewing something like a little hamster, Fan Helsing couldn't help laughing.

"Hahaha……"

It is a summer afternoon, and the wooden house is located by the pool. The verandah of the wooden house protrudes from the shore and straddles the water. The water is sparkling, cool and refreshing.

The maple forest by the pool is still lush and green before it is dyed red and yellow by the autumn wind. When the strong wind blows, there is the sound of whirling branches and leaves, and dancing light spots cast on the forest and water.

The wooden house is hidden in such a maple forest, with only an attic exposed on the branches.

……

puff-

Van Helsing, who was wearing a white shirt, was thrown into the pool by the evil spirit maid from the bank, and the water splashed everywhere. When he was about to sink to the bottom, another evil spirit maid came out from the shadow under the water, hugged him from behind, and hugged him. When they got out of the water, both of their clothes were soaked.

"Ahem——" Fan Helsing coughed twice, and told the evil spirit maid behind him, "Just put me on the tire."

A black truck tire (inflated liner) drifted to the side of the evil spirit maid. She looked ashore and saw that it was pushed by another evil spirit maid.

So the maid of evil put Van Helsing on the tire, let his two legs, two hands, and one head rest on the tire limply, like a little turtle turned upside down, touching the cold water with his back.

The maid of evil spirit was outside the tire, floating in the water, helping Fan Helsing to support his little head, otherwise he would be tilted in a messy direction.

"Wait a minute! What are you doing in the water, Van Helsing? It will be your turn later!" Lucifer, who was roasting suckling pig on the wooden porch, couldn't believe that this stinky bat, Van Helsing, would use such a method be lazy!

Wait a minute and say that I'm wet, go back to the room and change clothes or don't come up at all, so I don't have to work shifts, right?Just leave this troublesome job to me, right?

"I'll go up later... Don't worry..." Fan Helsing narrowed his eyes, basking in the sun.

"Tsk." Lucifer waited for Van Helsing to fulfill this sentence.

"By the way, did Van Helsing go into the water wearing a white shirt? Didn't you consider changing into a swimsuit? Now there is a feeling of wet body temptation, and an old aunt like me can't hold it..." Mary sat up and carefully put the manuscript paper back into the waterproof In the file bag, let's use the computer to calculate later, the mathematical model has been produced.

"I also want to wear a swimsuit. It's really uncomfortable to stick a wet shirt on my body. The problem is...Annie doesn't allow me to wear a men's swimsuit..." Fan Helsing said helplessly.

Both Mary and Lucifer looked at Anne at the other end of the corridor. The east wind was blowing now, and Annie's barbecue grill was on the west side, and Lucifer was also close to the west side. Only Mary was sitting in the middle of the corridor, looking to the left and right. In front of the opened wooden door, you can see a huge screen with ink vampires behind her, neither east nor west.

Anne dodged a little under the sight of everyone.

"Van Helsing doesn't wear men's swimsuits, can he still wear women's swimsuits?" Mary said with a strange tone, and took another sip of cold beer.

Annie nodded slightly.

"Van Helsing's current body shape...except..." Annie pointed at her chest embarrassingly: "This is about the same as when I was 16 years old. How can it be exposed to the outside?"

Van Helsing stared blankly at the sky.

The clouds are so white...

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Chapter 165 Chapter 164: Gungnir's mass-produced sister ([-])

Five minutes later, just as Van Helsing was about to go ashore to take Lucifer's hand, Katyusha walked out of the wooden house.

"Okay, Lucifer, let's go play, just leave it to me." Katyusha took Gungnir.

"Well... Although I don't have to work, I'm a little happy, but why does it feel like I'm at a loss?" Lucifer crossed his arms and said, "Should I catch Fan Helsing and do another 5 minutes of work, and Katyusha will pick him up again?" hands? In this way, I have made money..."

"Then Mr. Van Helsing also felt that he was at a loss, so will you be arrested and come back to work?" Katyusha patted Lucifer on the head.

"This is something that harms others and does not benefit oneself, Lucifer should not do it."

"Thinking about it..." Lucifer immediately ran to Annie's side to eat, and he didn't want to get entangled with Van Helsing's stinky bat over the roast suckling pig.

slam-la-

"Mr. Van Helsing, stop playing with the water like this!" Katyusha looked helplessly at the water.

I saw Van Helsing let the evil spirit maid push behind the tires, speeding back and forth on the water surface at a speed of sixty yards, the waves sparkled in the sun, and Van Helsing also made a soundtrack for himself, humming "catch shrimp" or something.

"The waves are going to hit the corridor!"

Hearing Katyusha's voice, even though he hadn't had enough fun, Van Helsing stopped the ghost maid and slowly pushed himself back to the shore.

"I feel like I can go to the river to tire tires, but the space here is still too small to let go..." Before Fan Helsing could finish speaking, Katyusha gave him a glaring look.

"You are not allowed to go into the river, let alone the sea. Those places are too deep. If Mr. Van Helsing accidentally falls, it will be very troublesome to salvage!" Katyusha asked Mary to help roast the suckling pig for a while, and stepped forward, bending over. He lifted Van Helsing out of the water by his waist.

"Mr. Van Helsing doesn't want to keep sinking and sinking in the dark, waiting for a long time before we find him?"

Just thinking about it, Katyusha felt sorry for Mr. Van Helsing who was in that situation.

"Okay, okay... I just don't go to those places..." Van Helsing lay in Katyusha's arms as if he had no bones.

Fortunately, Katyusha was already very experienced. She wrapped her arms around Van Helsing's shoulders, pressed his small hands on the side of his head, and cooperated with her shoulders to gently clamp his little head, so that his celestial cap was not facing the floor. Got dizzy.

"Send me to the bathroom, Katyusha..." Van Helsing moved his lips and talked to Katyusha, "I want to remove the Horcrux and change clothes by the way."

There is a bathroom in the wooden house, but it does not have the function of bathing, it can only look like taking a shower.

There is no toilet either. After all, a few hundred steps to the south is the back door of Anne Castle. After entering, you can find a toilet in any room, so there is no need to spoil Fengya here.

"Then I'll leave it to Mary first." Katyusha nodded to Mary who was holding Gungnir turning the suckling pig on the charcoal stove: "After sending Mr. Van Helsing to the bathroom, I will come out to take over soon .”

"Actually, let me do it." Mary shrugged while sipping her beer. "After all, I don't want to just sit and wait for food."

"I want to just sit and wait for food!" Van Helsing suddenly called into Katyusha's arms, causing both Katyusha and Mary to laugh.

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When Annabelle came back carrying twelve shiny golden spears (just washed off the plaster and grass clippings from being forgotten in the grass for more than two weeks), there was only Lucy on the promenade. Silhouettes of Phil, Anne, and Mary, Van Helsing gone.

"Eh? Where's Van Helsing?" Annabelle gently placed twelve spears on the floor, took off her shoes, and stepped on the smooth wooden floor herself.

Mary's eyes wandered between the Gungnir in her hand and the 'Twelve Gungnir' at Annabelle's feet.